My name is Wang Da Hammer, and people call me Hammer.

I was really, really unlucky - I crossed over, the problem was wearing the wrong place.

I trembled and glanced at the samurai in black armor around me, hiding in the straw mat and not even daring to lift my head.

The double ponytail little Lori said that she would take me to find Sun Monkey thousands of years ago, otherwise I would end up like the mosquito that was shot to death, under the threat of fascist power, I had to agree to her.

But the most unfortunate thing in history happened, and it was even more tragic than when I was struck twice in a row - you guessed it, I crossed the wrong place.

Didn't I just reach out and touch it in the time tunnel when I traveled through, and Nima threw me into a place where this person is not a ghost or a ghost?

I'm really, really super invincible, spiral blast, and ultimately unlucky.

As soon as I crossed here, I was caught by a group of samurai, dressed in black armor and armed with bronze swords, who came up and took off my pants.

Yes, they ripped off my pants, and it was a bunch of people, a bunch of big men and rough guys.

Before I could resist, the group took me to a small dark room without saying a word, and threw me into a straw mat.

"I changed my clothes, and Ming'er was ready to enter the palace early. The samurai at the head said a word, and turned to leave.

When they were all gone, I got out of the straw mat and walked around the room, making sure that I couldn't escape on my own, and I kept calling Lori's name in my heart.

Chu Chu, you brought me here, you can't just leave me like this.

After a while, little Lori appeared in my mind, and when I saw her, she immediately said: "Grandma, I beg you, send me back quickly! The people here are too beastly, they want to insult me!"

Chu Chu said calmly: "I'm sorry master, time and space travel consumes a lot of energy, and Chu Chu can't activate the time and space travel function now." ”

"How can I charge you? There are no outlets here. I said helplessly.

"It's good for Chu Chu to rest for a while, and I can't turn on the real person mode for the master for the time being, please forgive me. ”

I said anxiously, "Then when will you be able to charge up?" We will go back immediately after charging, I promise you to go to Sun Monkey, but you have to get me away from this hellish place first." ”

"Chu Chu understands that he can charge it tomorrow, and I will take my master home when the time comes. Little Lori said obediently.

I really don't have any joke intentions, those samurai just now are really fierce, and the eyes look like they have killed people - although I'm not sure what the eyes of the killers were, but they were very cruel anyway.

This is unlucky, I can still wear the wrong place through the crossing, I am really helpless.

"Chu Chu, can you help me see where I am now?" I said, a little scared.

There is still a period of time until tomorrow, and the plan can't keep up with the changes, and there may be some accidents during this time, I must have a strong desire to survive and a sense of survival.

"Report to the master, the era you live in is the end of the Warring States Period, and the major events that are about to happen are: the return to Zhao, the Battle of Changping, ......"

I don't care about any of this, as long as I can survive tomorrow in peace, and the people of any country will die, I am almost unable to protect myself, where can I take care of these things.

"Chu Chu, what will happen tomorrow?"

"It's all over Zhao. ”

I touched my nose and said, "Do you know what those people are doing when they brought me in?"

"Report to the master, according to the comprehensive analysis of the system, it is very likely that they will inflict palace punishment on you, and let you enter the palace tomorrow to participate in the banquet of Lin Xiangru Jin to meet the King of Qin. ”

My eyes widened and I shouted like a madman, "What the hell......? Palace Punishment?!"

"Yes master, Chu Chu's battery is low, and this service ends here. ”

Before I could exclaim, the little thing was gone.

It's over, it's over, it's over-

I'm already panicked and angry to the extreme, what a garbage robot, what a bullshit fairy, what is this, why am I so confused and become like this?

I'll give you uncle!

"There is calm in every big event, and there is calm in every big event!"

I said this to myself twice in a row, and then tried to calm myself down.

At this time, I can only rely on myself, and I must protect my little Ding Ding - I am alone at home, and it doesn't matter if I can't continue the incense, but I haven't even touched a woman.

I carefully recalled what Chu Chu said just now, and then sorted out the two important people I will meet tomorrow - Qin Shi Huang and Lin Xiangru.

Of course, at this time, Qin Shi Huang was not called Qin Shi Huang, and he had not yet unified the six countries.

It seems that my current identity should be Qin Shi Huang's entourage or something, but when I think of the word "palace punishment", I think the eunuch may be closer to my identity.

First of all, I had to find a way to prevent them from inflicting some kind of inhumane punishment on me, but before I could think of a concrete solution, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the room.

"It's over, it's over!"

I hurriedly got into the straw mat, there was no way, the people in the rivers and lakes called "punching the Nanshan Nursing Home, kicking the Beihai Kindergarten" Hammer brother, in this case, I can only choose to admit it!

A samurai in black armor barged in and quickly pulled me out, but I noticed a man in a black robe in the crowd.

With no beard and a pale face, I almost instantly determined his identity as a eunuch.

"Where did you get this little man?" said the man, pinching his sissy voice.

The samurai at the head immediately stuffed something into the man's wide sleeve, and then said with a smile: "Father-in-law Gao, that person was a brother-in-law yesterday, and I hope that my father-in-law can open the net." ”

The man shook the things in his sleeve and said with a smile: "It's easy to say, no one recognizes it anyway, so let's do it." ”

My dual-core CPU8GRAM's brain was running fast, and two important pieces of information came out in a flash: This eunuch is Zhao Gao, and I am the wronged boss who is responsible for others.

"Lord Zhao Gao, Lord Zhao!"

At the critical moment, I can only beg for the whole way: "I have something important to tell you!"

Zhao Gao was stunned for a moment, looked at me and smacked his mouth, probably for the sake of my strange dress, and said more: "Just a child, what's the matter? drag it out and castrate-"

"It's He's about it!" I shouted frantically.