"No, no, no, how could there be?"

Liu Zhe rubbed his hair a little frantically, he obviously put the business card given by Sister Li on the coffee table, why can't he find it now?

At first, he thought he had fallen to the floor, so he went to the ground and looked for the bottom of the coffee table and the sofa, but he still couldn't find it.

It's impossible for something good to go missing, and he remembers it clearly, he just put it on the coffee table.

So......

Liu Zhe looked at the sofa that was sitting on the side and dangling his feet, looking at Bei Bei who was tossing him curiously.

"Jam, did you see a blue card on the coffee table, the one Grandma Li gave this morning. Liu Zhe crossed his waist with one hand, pointed to the coffee table with the other, and looked at his daughter with a serious face, as if he was criminally extorting a confession.

The little girl was not only not afraid, but felt that her father was very funny like this, gesturing with her hand, and laughing innocently: "Yes, Lanlan, there are Grandma Cai and Grandma Li on it, and there are many, many grandmothers." ”

"And what about the card?"

Bei Bei pouted and said, "In Dad's room, I don't know this, Dad is so stupid." ”

"......" really can't communicate with the child at all, and the logic is not on the same channel.

When did you come to my room? Why do I have to know? Does this have anything to do with stupidity?

When you talk to children, you have to accept the illogical world, and over time, you will lose to children, because they will completely mess up your logical thinking, and then beat you with their natural illogical thinking.

Sometimes Liu Zhe really prefers to go out to work, work is physically tired, taking care of children is tired, although sometimes it is still very loving, but when you are naughty or curious, it can make you collapse.

Liu Zhe asked nonsense: "Did the jam take it to his father's room and put it?"

"Uh-huh. The little girl nodded obediently, and was very happy, as if she had done a great deed.

Sure enough, it was her ghost, no wonder a lot of things had been unconsciously displaced before, and many times I saw her take things elsewhere, but he didn't care, he didn't pay attention to this.

Squatted down, smiled and said in a harmonious voice: "There is Grandma Li's phone number on the card, you need to call Grandma Li and ask her to pass on the music, where did Jam put the card?"

The little guy puffed out his cheeks and muttered dissatisfiedly: "I said it was put in my father's room, I always asked, I always asked." ”

......Liu Zhe said as if he had been defeated by you, "Dad asked where you put the little card in the room." ”

Bei Bei rolled over and got off the sofa, and ran to his father's bedroom, shouting without looking back: "Dad, come on, Jam knows where it is." ”

Liu Zhe rolled his eyes a little helplessly, followed quickly, and after catching up, he asked, "Why did Jam put the card in Dad's house?"

When the little girl saw her father coming, she grabbed her father's big hand and walked forward, "Mom also put it like this." ”

It's Xia Yiran again......

Liu Zhe suddenly realized that it seemed that he was educating the children at home, but it seemed that he was completely hollowed out!

After following Bei Bei to the bedroom, Liu Zhe saw the villain running quickly to the TV cabinet in the room, pointing to a business card box on it and saying, "This is it." ”

The business cards in this business card box were all received by him and Xia Yiran, including friends in the entertainment industry, friends in the business circle, people living in the same villa area, some housekeeping and the like, anyway, the business cards received are all placed here, a full box.

Bei Bei probably saw that her mother often put her business card in it, so when she saw the card she got back, she thought it was also in it.

As for why her mother put it instead of him? It's a sad story, and now he's a family cook with children at home, where can he know someone to give cards.

It's not easy to blame Liu Zhe for this, what can he say? It's a good thing for children to be sensible, and it's not a bad habit for them to be put in their proper places, and it's right to put all kinds of objects back where they should be, and if you want to say something wrong, that is, you should tell him.

It's easy to pull out the card when you walk over and get out of the pile of business cards, just because the card is inserted in the small business card stack on the first floor, which is too conspicuous.

After taking the card, Liu Zhe directly retreated to the side of the bed and sat down, the whole person flicked, and then took out his mobile phone to log in to QQ and began to join the group......

As for Beibei, the little guy ignored her after seeing her father take the card, and pouted a little unhappily. But he was soon distracted, and he came to the bed lightly, took off his shoes and climbed into the big bed.

The little guy has always envied his father for sleeping on a soft big bed, and she can only sleep on a hard bed, but she has been crying and crying to sleep in her father's bed, but it has never been realized.

……

Liu Zhe added the group number, and found that it still had to be verified? Why didn't you say it at the beginning?

Q1: What is our aim?

Q2: What are our goals?

Liu Zhe: "......" ghost knows your purpose, is it to save the dead and help the wounded?

I tried different answers many times, but it was still wrong, Liu Zhe couldn't help but quit the QQ page and entered the dialing page, ready to call and ask.

Picked up the card and looked at the phone number on it, and then his eyes swept inadvertently, as if he saw two lines of small blue words in the lower right corner, and looked at it again, yes, it was two lines of small print!

Pull it in and take a closer look, the above two lines are-

Our aim is: jump out of the wonderful, jump out of yourself!

Our goal is: to jump out of Asia and go global!

…… Silence, long silence.

Beibei, who was happily rolling around on the soft bed, couldn't help but get up after seeing that his father didn't move, jumped behind him, grabbed Liu Zhe's neck, and laughed: "Hehe, isn't Dad okay yet?"

Liu Zhe looked at his daughter's messy hair, messy clothes, a little red on her face, and the folds of the originally smooth quilt, and couldn't help but sigh helplessly.

looked at the villain sullenly and said, "Look at you like this, it's not good-looking at all." ”

The little girl pouted and didn't believe her father's words, and retorted, "No, my mother said that jam is the most beautiful." ”

"It's about you after you've dressed up, you see your hair is messy now, and you don't look like a good baby at all, so your mother won't like it." Liu Zhe glanced at the villain angrily.

When the little girl heard her father say this, her big eyes glanced up as hard as she could, wanting to see the bangs. As soon as I paid attention to the bangs, I suddenly felt that the bangs were dangling like this, and my forehead was a little itchy.

Uncomfortable pouting, small mouth puffed, and then blew up bangs in one breath, bangs drifted and floated, the little man was amused by himself, giggled, and fell back on the bed and rolled and laughed.

Liu Zhe looked at her masterpiece speechlessly, and simply didn't care, let's help take care of it later.

Looking at the card again, Liu Zhe had to say that dancing square dancing would really make the aunts younger, both physically and mentally, as if they were younger.

This slogan can't have been conceived by some die-hard aunt!

Look at "jumping out of the wonderful, jumping out of yourself", this sentence completely broke his original definition of aunts, if anyone told him that aunts are stubborn and old-fashioned, Liu Zhe would have to smack him in the face.

But wouldn't it be too spoofy? I won't say anything about writing the word, and I won't say it in the lower right corner, but what's the matter with printing it in the same blue as the card?

Isn't spoofing a special item for young people anymore?

……

After verifying according to the above results, it really passed, but it was ...... There is even one more procedure, that is, friend verification!

As a result, Liu Zhe was desperate, the ghost knows that the aunts can't go online, in case they wait for ten hours, it's better to make a phone call now.

"Ding Dong"

The sound of the mobile phone vibrated and directly slapped him in the face, because he got a verified reply, he is now a guest in the aunt group.

With the verification of the reminder, the sound of "Ding Dong" was endless, Liu Zhe picked it up and took a look, it was a group called [Square Dance Discussion Group] sounded, the number kept rising, and soon there were 24 message reminders!

Hong Shanshan's little red dot made Liu Zhe a little suspicious of life, how active the aunt group was?

When I clicked on it, I saw a message from a person named 'Lady Doesn't Play the Piano': "Don't be too enthusiastic, scare the young man." "The logo of the leader of the group above stands out from the crowd.

This should be Sister Li who gave him his business card - Li Shuqin.

But...... Liu Zhe really felt weird, this Sister Li's age looked at least older than most of the aunts at that time, but the mentality was so young, this contrast was a bit unbearable.

I know from the title that asked him to call her, and I don't admit the fact that I'm old, and then I look at the QQ title to make sure that this Sister Li has a young heart.

Every time he thinks of this, Liu Zhe will have a famous advertising slogan in his mind: youth, health products.

As soon as Li Shuqin's message came out, a person named 'Forgot Those Things' quickly answered the message: "How do you know? It can't be...... Watch out for your old hair/Funny .jpg/"

Well...... A label of 'old dirty woman'.

The lady doesn't play the piano: "You old pervert, speak harmoniously!"

Forget about those things: "What did I say.jpg?

……

Seeing this, Liu Zhe clicked on the group information and looked at it carefully, and then compared the QQ group number on the card one by one, yes, it was the group of aunts dancing in the square.

Liu Zhe felt that he had opened the door to a new world, or he had taken the wrong script.

Or does the author think that he is too fat to lift a knife?

This group of aunts is going to break through the sky, and they are so skillful in playing stalks! Looking at this dialogue, I feel that it is a group of young people, and it is still the most active kind.

Liu Zhe thinks that the Internet is really a magical thing, and he thinks that human beings are the creatures that adapt to the environment the fastest in the world.

……

PS: Hmm...... I just re-brushed the plot before and after, and found that the world of fiction is a day and a half, and thirty days have passed in the real world!

Conclusion: Meng Hao Neng Water 〣 (?Δ?) 〣