Chapter 32 Tell Mom to Let Dad Sleep on the Couch

The crisp sound of "Ding Dong" was accompanied by vibrations, and someone sent him a private message.

The lady doesn't play the piano: "Are you there? ”

The lady didn't play the piano: "Are you frightened by the group of people in the group? ”

The lady didn't play the piano: "Eh, are you looking for something with me? Is your wife willing to dance for Jam?"

The lady didn't play the piano: "Why doesn't the young man speak? ”

Aunt... Are you a tentacle monster?

Aunt... Please don't be so suggestive when you speak, I'm afraid.

Aunt... I was scared not only by the people in the group, but also by you.

……

Liu Zhe is really insightful, it turns out that the world of aunts is not much inferior to that of young people!

After thinking about it, I still sent a message back......

Life is not MG: "Sister Li, what is the song that jam danced today?

Liu Zhe wanted to complain about this, a song that is not well-known can become a square dance music, when did the aunts' requirements be so low?

He was a former person in the entertainment industry who had never heard this song, so you can imagine how bad the popularity of this song is.

You must know that because the world has zero tolerance for piracy, the development momentum of the entertainment industry is even better than that of the previous life, and classic songs and phenomenal songs are no worse than the previous life, or even worse!

But Liu Zhe found that this group of aunts used mediocre songs, and they were still unknown, and it was estimated that which wild road wanted to be famous and posted on the Internet.

The lady doesn't play the piano: "This, you can find it in Netease Cloud, it's called "Seeing Flowers in the Fog". ”

The lady didn't play the piano: "Young man, I've read the weather forecast, tomorrow it's sunny, you must remember to bring jam over." ”

This aunt ...... It's really perseverance, but don't you believe in the weather forecast too much?

"Well, I'll try to take her over, Sister Li, I'll search for this song first, and I'll reply to you later. After Liu Zhe replied, he clicked on Netease Cloud and searched for this song, and he really searched for it.

All music software in this world is free to listen to for one minute, and then you need to pay to listen to it all or download it.

Looking at the number of fans who like it is 14,000, it is really too few, even if he posts an ordinary song now, there are at least more than 200,000 likes.

What's even more bizarre is that the number of people who auditioned was 2.17 million! But the number of downloads was only more than 4,000, and this proportion was also drunk.

Sure enough, a good name is still very important!

Listening to songs is when Liu Zhe has a very bad habit, that is, reading comments and then listening to songs, which can easily lead to poor listening experience, after all, when you see all kinds of bad reviews in the comment area, you will often pay special attention to those bad reviews when listening to songs, which makes it impossible to listen to songs well.

But he also has a hard time, he really can't control himself from reading the comments, every time he is ready to enjoy a song, his hand clicks on the comments uncontrollably, at this time he can only expect to see good results, but the reality is often always skinny......

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"What kind of thing is this singing, the lyrics and songs are ordinary, and the voice is not good. ”

"Don't talk cool upstairs, it's already a perseverance to be able to spend your own money to send songs, but the owner of the song is probably a novice with a musical dream. ”

"The rhythm of this song, the lyrics and the title of the song don't match very well, the good name was scrapped by the song, I originally thought it was the kind of song in the south of the Yangtze River and the picturesque scenery, but I didn't expect to give me a ghost crying wolf howl at the beginning, what the hell is this!"

"I just got off work, and when I saw the title of this song casually, I auditioned it, and then ...... Why doesn't NetEase Cloud have that thumbs-up sign?

"I think the song is very ordinary, but I still give the composer a thumbs up, nothing else, because I'm a good person, I can give comfort at will, why not?"

"Potential newcomers, optimistic about you, and you will be famous with another 1,800 songs!"

"I'm afraid the upstairs is not a high-class black. ”

……

Well, seeing this, Liu Zhe already knows the result, and he definitely can't listen to the song properly.

Although I heard it three times when I was in the square, that kind of big speaker can sing a good song uselessly, so Yoo Chul will not use the song he hears as a benchmark.

Click on this song to listen to it, and it begins with a burst of loud singing-

"You said you saw / me in the fog,"

"Say you shouldn't have / Look at it again~"

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It didn't take more than ten seconds to hear it, and his neck was locked by Bei Bei again, and he shouted happily: "That's it, Dad, that's it." ”

Feeling the little man behind him strangling his neck and jumping with his strength, he slapped her little ass behind him with his backhand, and said, "Calm down, Dad will download it for you." ”

The little girl was interrupted, her mouth was flattened, she punched her father in the back, and said unhappily, "Hurry up." ”

Liu Zhe rolled his eyes, didn't care about her, and listened attentively to the audition part.

After listening to it, he really couldn't complain, although there was a bit of a sense of hi, but the feeling of not being able to get it at all, and the name mentioned in the previous comment was not the right text, it was too correct, and the name was completely an attractive boo!

Liu Zhe didn't want to listen to it a second time, so he clicked on it directly, hmm...... A dime.

The competition in the world entertainment industry is cruel, no, it should be said that no matter what industry, as long as there is competition, it is cruel.

Songs like these music sites are charged according to the fame of the singer, and the higher the fame, the more expensive it is to download, and the lower the share with the site.

The result of this is that it is difficult for newcomers to mix, and famous singers receive soft hands when they receive money, or singer companies receive soft hands when they receive money.

However, this has nothing to do with him now, and Xia Yiran has also focused on film and television.

"Dad, okay, no!"

Hearing the villain's shouting, Liu Zhe turned his head to look, and the villain was lying on the soft bed with his cheeks puffed out, his feet constantly kicking.

"Okay, get up, you can't even see the bed. ”

"Hmph" The little girl snorted, sat up with a roll, and then dragged her ass out of bed, making Liu Zhe speechless and choked.

After coming down, the little man saw that his father didn't move, so he took his hand and shouted, "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up......"

Liu Zhe let the villain pull me, I didn't move, sat on the bed and laughed: "Don't you tidy up yourself? ”

Who knew that Bei Bei's big eyes rolled, gave Liu Zhe a big white eye, and pouted: "Dad is not an outsider." ”

It makes sense, but where did you learn this? Could it be Xia Yiran again!

Don't blame Liu Zhe for thinking like this, it's really that she taught her daughter too many unreliable things.

Liu Zhe said with a straight face: "It's not okay if there are no outsiders at home, how can a girl's family be so bad, take care of her own clothes, and her father will clean up the bed that you messed up." ”

"Hey~hey......" The little girl didn't give up and pulled with all her might, but she still couldn't pull her father, and she couldn't help but pouting and standing in front of Liu Zhe to sell grievances, "Dad helped Jam comb her hair, but people won't." ”

"Wait for a while, Dad makes the bed, I really don't know why you are getting skinny as a girl, wait for your mother to come back, see if she doesn't teach you a lesson." Liu Zhe babbled, got up and made the bed.

Bei Bei stomped her little feet, made a nasal "hum", and shouted at her father: "No, Mom said that she would help Jam beat Dad." ”

As soon as her daughter said this, Liu Zhe suddenly remembered that she and her mother were in the same group, but she still pouted and said: "When your mother comes back, it is your father who bullies your mother, and your mother can't beat your father." ”

The little girl's whole little face was puffed up by her father's words, and she became a bun face, and she pretended to be very angry and panted loudly.

Pointing at Liu Zhe, he shouted: "It's not, dad liars, mom says liars are not good children." ”

"Then your mother is not a good boy. Liu Zhe said casually while shaking the quilt.

"Don't talk to Dad, Jam has to tell Mom to let Dad sleep on the couch. After speaking, the little man turned his head, "Hmph!"

"......" said that Xia Yiran seemed to have said this many times in front of her daughter! At that time, Bei Bei thought it was true, and she was not happy to say that she didn't like her mother anymore, and she defended him everywhere.

Right now...... It's completely reversed, and it's close to her mother.

Liu Zhe, who had spread out the quilt, picked up the villain and shouted, "Let's go." ”

After a while, I didn't get a response, and I couldn't help but look at Beibei, only to see the villain tilting his face to the side, pouting, looking like I'm very angry and can't coax it!

"What's wrong with the jam?"

“……”

"Angry?"

“……”

"Okay, Dad's fault, Dad apologizes to you, okay?"

“……”

"If you don't speak, I'll leave you here. ”

“…… Hum. ”

"I'm going to throw it... Really want to throw it, one, two...... Three!" Liu Zhe finished counting, and scratched the little girl's armpit with his empty hand.

"Hee-hee, giggle...... Daddy don't want it, it's annoying, giggle, let me go......"

Bei Bei is very afraid of itching, and her armpits are her weakness, and they are also the tricks that Liu Zhe taught her.

After Liu Zhe stopped, the villain's white and tender skin turned red with laughter, and he pouted and didn't want to suffer a loss, and began to tickle his father.

Where is Liu Zhe willing, he is also very afraid of itching, maybe Beibei's fear of itching is inherited from him, plus holding people. Seeing that the little girl stretched out her hands, she knew what she was going to do, and hurriedly grabbed her hands, and a pair of small hands were imprisoned in the big hands, and no matter how hard she struggled, she couldn't break free.

As the saying goes, a rabbit will bite when it is in a hurry, and the little girl was grabbed by her father's hands, and she was so anxious that she forgot her mind, and lowered her head and opened her mouth to bite her father's hand.

Liu Zhe, who had been paying attention to Beibei, hurriedly let go of the villain's hand, and only then did he get away with the bite, although it was not a big deal to be bitten, at most there was a bite mark, but he tried to avoid it without being bitten.

After Bei Bei saw his father let go, he also knew that he was in trouble, so he couldn't help puffing out his cheeks and tilting his head without looking at his father and not speaking.

"Liu Xiaobei!"