When Gao Feng saw Zheng Youcai, he had a very disgusted feeling in his heart, he was very annoyed with Zheng Youcai, this good thing does not look for himself, once he is in trouble, he will call himself, the first two things are still vivid, so that Gao Feng is disgusted.

Therefore, when Gao Feng saw Zheng Youcai stop the car with this action of shitting for the first time, Gao Feng's first reaction was that he didn't want to take him, not to mention that the time was urgent today, even if there was nothing urgent in the usual situation, he didn't want to take this goods.

Gao Feng didn't think about it, and rushed directly towards Zheng Youcai, and his action shocked several people in the car.

"I'll go, Brother Gao, you're going to kill him, you're going to kill someone!"

A few people just said that they were going to kill Zheng Youcai, Gao Feng's sweaty BMW had already driven over, and Comrade Zheng Youcai, who stopped the car, had already drilled under the car, and several people thought that Gao Feng had killed someone, and they had to praise Gao Feng, you are really willful, dare to hit people directly like this, we see that you are dizzy, how can you directly hit people.

Gao Feng told everyone, don't worry, I have the fire, I also know Zheng Youcai very well, as long as he stops the car with a action, he is ready to drill under the car, I won't kill him, if you don't believe it, you can look back.

A few people in the car didn't believe the words of the peak, how could there be such a thing as he said, unless it was those professionals who touched porcelain, who could do it to this extent, even if the professional porcelain people encountered this situation, they were also caught off guard and would definitely be hit to death, so there were cases of such miscalculations.

"I'll go, you're really right, this thing really wasn't hit and killed, and he got up and pointed at the car's butt and cursed. ”

Several people in the car looked behind the car, and as expected, Comrade Zheng Youcai was not only not killed, but he also got up from the ground and pointed at Gao Feng's butt and cursed.

"Gao Feng, you turtle grandson, I let you give me a ride, you actually want to kill me, you have a deep hatred with me like this, and I didn't find your girlfriend. ”

Or Zheng Youcai reacted quickly, when Gao Feng hit him directly, the goods fell to the ground in time, of course, this is also related to Gao Feng's driving skills, Gao Feng's heat is just right, otherwise Zheng Youcai will be hit by the car and fly out no matter how he lies down in time.

Zheng Youcai was scared out of a cold sweat, wet his pants in one breath, and a big puddle of wet on the ground, Zheng Youcai has been a little unclean recently, about half a month, he always feels that he always wants to pee, but he can only pee a little, just like the wine bottle that has been drunk, the wine bottle is upside down and poured down, and it can only be dripped down drop by drop.

When Gao Feng came directly to himself this time, Zheng Youcai was like the urinary tract was suddenly opened, that is, the water faucet was swollen, and the urine that had been pent up for half a month leaked out, so it was hearty, Zheng Youcai was immersed in the feeling of the urinary tract being opened, and instantly forgot the feeling of being scared.

Zheng Youcai is a suspicious person, when he didn't urinate clean half a month ago, he wondered if he had a prostate, and when he had a large urinary tract this time, he had to exclaim.

"I'll go, Brother Gao, you're going to cure my prostate, this urinary tract is smooth, it's a cool fart." ”

When Zheng Youcai just felt refreshed, he suddenly found that Gao Feng had reversed the car again, and this time the butt of the car hit him directly.

"My mother, Gao Feng, you are going to be crushed twice, do you think that you will be crushed to death if you are pressed, anyway, you will pay once!"

Seeing that the speed of the peak car was reversed, Zheng Youcai was scared again, he quickly dodged to the ground again, Zheng Youcai is very similar to a professional porcelain person, he fell to the ground very fast, he completely urinated again, just now he urinated seven days ago, and now it is eight days after urinating.

"Hey, Zheng Youcai, I guess you've been waiting for the car all morning, it's not easy to stop the car here, I'll take you for a ride, you have picked up the chassis of the car." ”

It turned out that the peak fell back this time, not really to crush Zheng Youcai twice, but he took into account, Zheng Youcai waited for a morning car, here is the inconvenient transportation, it is not easy to wait for a hitchhiker, the construction vehicles are taking the construction road, not taking the village access road, there is Pantuoling Village Party Secretary Guo Lao Wu blocked, no one wants to take the village access road, the project department needs to take three million if you want to go.

"Ouch, Brother Gao, I misunderstood you, it turns out that you want to give me a ride, then I thank you." ”

Several people in the car really admired Zheng Youcai, he really grabbed the chassis of the sweaty BMW, and he was very grateful to Gao Feng.

Gao Feng drove all the way, and when he came to Tulou Town, it only took him nine minutes, that is, he took just the right amount of time, and he was able to rush to the cleaning aunt before he dumped the garbage.

It is true that the car of the peak came to an abrupt stop beside the cleaning aunt of the Tulou Town Project Department of the Crescent Group, and the cleaning aunt was still frightened, and the trash can in her hand fell to the ground in fright, and the cleaning aunt touched her chest with her hand in a panic, and said with a pale face.

"Ouch, brother, you're making a big joke, I'm your aunt, how can you joke with me like that. ”

"Auntie, I'm sorry, I didn't joke with you, I was looking for something with you. ”

Aunt Cleaning reacted so much, Gao Feng was also embarrassed, so he quickly said sorry, and the aunt was very unhappy when she pulled her face.

"Brother, you are a big man, you have to dare to be a man, there are so many people in your car, you should be more responsible, you can't be a hypocritical man. ”

Gao Feng listened to this aunt's speech, and always felt very awkward, what does it mean that a man should dare to be a man, he just stopped in a hurry, which scared this aunt a lot, what does this have to do with men daring to do it, Gao Feng smiled and said.

"Auntie, I scared you, I'm really embarrassed, and because time is pressing, don't take it to heart. ”

"Hey, brother, your aunt has always thought that you are the most daring person in the project department, but I didn't expect your aunt to look away, it turns out that you are also like other stinky men, you are also a hypocrite. ”

Gao Feng almost lost his fun, this aunt is really interesting to talk about, the hypocrites have come out, he has become a hypocrite when he brakes suddenly, what kind of logic is this.

"Auntie, you're really joking, how can I become a hypocrite, I'm not a gentleman, I'm just a villain.

Oh, Auntie, what is this, I don't want you to say anything else, I'm looking for you in a hurry, you have my things in the trash can, you give me this trash can. ”

Gao Feng saw that the cleaning aunt was still carrying the trash can in her hand, although she was so frightened that she fell to the ground now, which also proved that Guo Fugui's pants were still in the trash can, as long as the pants were still there, the key to open the big wooden box was there.

When Gao Feng said that he was looking for a trash can, the cleaning aunt was very fast, she quickly held the trash can that fell on the ground in her arms, she was very vigilant.

"Hey, what do you want to do, you want to take Aunt Ben's trash can, it depends on whether I agree or not. ”

The cleaning aunt protected the trash can like a baby, and Gao Feng said to her.

"Auntie, I'm not asking for your trash can, I just have something in your trash can, just give me this thing. ”

After Gao Feng finished speaking, the cleaning aunt deliberately blocked the mouth of the trash can, so that Gao Feng could not see the situation in the trash can.

"Brother, you want something in the trash, then you have to admit that you were joking. ”

Gao Feng said: "Auntie, I'm not joking, I just braked suddenly, I really didn't mean to joke, not to mention that you are an aunt, I can joke with you, that's not too rude." ”

The cleaning aunt guarded the trash can more tightly, and her expression was very serious.

"No, you have to admit it's a joke, you're just playing a joke on me, if you don't admit it, then don't even think about looking at what's in the trash. ”

Gao Feng was a little impatient, usually this cleaning aunt is a very talkative person, why is she so mother-in-law today.

"Oh, Auntie, what do you say I can joke with you, I can't joke with you, don't make a fuss, okay, hurry up and give me this trash can, it's a big deal." ”

Gao Feng was impatient, but this cleaning aunt was not in a hurry.

"Brother, you have to admit that you are impatient, your aunt is not angry yet, you made such a big joke with your aunt, where to put your aunt's face, although your aunt is a woman, I also hope that there will be a handsome guy to joke with me like this, but I know that this is unrealistic, you can't treat your aunt as a little girl passing by, and suddenly use the brake to achieve the purpose of flirting, your aunt also suspects that you are the wrong person, you are still ready to ask Tulou Town how to go after braking. ”

"I'll go, Auntie, you're so good at misunderstanding people, how can I have such thoughts, how can I use this method to tease Auntie, you really know how to laugh. ”

This cleaning aunt said this, but Gao Feng was very happy, I don't know what this aunt thinks, how can she think of this, and think that she is teasing her, this makes people laugh off their big teeth.

Gao Feng laughed so much that tears flew out, he felt that his aunt was too richly associated, so the clean aunt pulled up her face and said seriously.

"Hey, brother, don't laugh, Aunt Ben came to ask you, including you men, if you see a beautiful girl, you have a desire to tease her.

Also, I have heard people say many times that there are several construction workers in the Tulou Town project of the Crescent Group, who often drive past the Xiaoyue City Normal College, and when they see beautiful female students, they will deliberately brake sharply, and then ask how to go to Tulou Town, and use this method to talk to other girls.

Brother, today, you use this method to deal with Aunt Ben, Aunt Ben remembers what people said, and I will also think of the few people they said, it may be you brothers, and among the female students who were accosted was Aunt Ben's daughter. ”

"Ah, Auntie, what you said is true, your daughter has been accosted like this, then I have to admit it, the people you mentioned really have brothers and me, but I don't mean to talk to them, but they are all good things done by the three viagras, and they were all spit on the students who accosted them. ”

After Gao Feng listened to Aunt Cleaning's words, he naturally remembered these things, as this aunt said, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, as well as Comrade Shen Jiwei, they often took their own cars past Xiaoyue City Normal College, and when they met beautiful female students, they deliberately stepped on the brakes, and deliberately asked for directions.