Gao Feng thought of the good things that the three viagras had done, and he couldn't help but laugh, these three were really miracles in the world, they could come up with such a way to ask for directions, and at the same time they sold themselves.

After the three viagra braked suddenly, they called out to other girls and pretended to ask for directions, and they were also very polite.

"Hey, big girl, how do you get to Tulou Town?"

The girl who was stopped looked back at the three guys, and spit out without controlling it for a while, this girl vomited and was not particular, and sprayed directly on the faces of the three viagras.

"I'm going, I've seen ugly men, but I've never seen such ugly men, my classmates said that some ugly men can make people vomit on the spot, I don't believe it yet, but I do believe it today. ”

The girl vomited on the spot, and the three viagras grinned and told the girl, then don't look at the three of us, just look at this handsome guy, and you won't vomit.

Sure enough, the girl saw the peak in the cab, and immediately stopped vomiting, and the girl was also full of spring.

"Ouch, handsome guy, are you going to ask how to get to Tulou Town, then you tell this girl what you are doing first?"

This girl is abnormal, she is asking which unit Gao Feng is from, the three viagra brothers saw that the girl spoke, and asked what they do, the three of them jumped up happily and rushed to answer the girl's question.

"Beauty, let's tell you, we are the construction staff of the Tulou Town Project Department, we have a WeChat account and a ball number, let's add you." ”

"Get out, since you are from the Tulou Town Project Department, you still ask Tulou Town how to go, this is not obviously teasing this girl, the classmates spit out these stinky hooligans. ”

Before the three viagras took out their mobile phones and waited to remember the girl's WeChat and Qiuqiu number, the girl became angry, she roared hoarsely, rushed over a group of female classmates, and began to spit around the sweaty BMW car.

The three viagras felt that the female students of Xiaoyue City Normal College were spitting first-class, and they were almost drowned by their spit, and the sweaty BMW car at the peak was almost drowned by the spittle.

The group of schoolchildren shouted as they spitted at the three viagras.

"Hooligan, know that the girls in our normal colleges are not easy to bully, and know the consequences of molesting the girls in the normal colleges, if you want to ask for directions, you should ask again according to your own face, if you are like this colleague, he just asks the normal college how to go, we will tell him, and leave him at school for dinner. ”

The three viagra are people who remember to eat or not, and they were vomited by the girls of the normal college two days ago, and when they passed through the normal college again, they committed neuropathy again, and once again stepped on the sudden brakes of the sweaty BMW car, and asked the beauties with a cheeky face.

"Beauty, please ask how to go to Tulou Town?"

"A few handsome guys, do you know how pigs are stupid to death?"

When the girl turned her head with wide eyes, the three viagras were so shocked that their tongues stuck out like dog tongues on a hot day.

"I'll go, beauty, why are you again, you won't deliberately stand at the school gate, waiting for the handsome guy to ask for directions, right?"

The girl roared hoarsely: "Yes, this girl just deliberately stood at the door and waited for the handsome guy to ask for directions, but I didn't expect to meet the three of you again, why don't you let your colleagues ask for directions?"

The girl who was asked for directions was the same girl last time, the three viagras suffered again, and were attacked by the saliva of fifty or sixty girls in the normal college, they seemed to have prepared in advance, the saliva was endless, as if it was a water dragon, and it was endless when it was spitted, and this saliva was mixed with the taste of spicy hot.

The three viagras have had the experience of asking for directions seven or eight times, and it is like seeing a ghost, they have met the same girl seven or eight times, and they can imagine it, and the consequences are also repeated seven or eight times and vomited, as if it is like copying and pasting again and again.

Gao Feng thought of the funny experience of these three viagras, and he couldn't help but feel very funny, this is really a man's characteristic, and he has the urge to talk to a beautiful woman when he meets her.

In fact, Gao Feng also has symptoms of this impulse, when he saw the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue for the first time, he had such an impulse, and he also teased Wang Xiaoyue because of this, including several other beauties.

However, there are so many beautiful women around Gao Feng that it is difficult for him to find that there are beauties outside who are more beautiful than these sisters, so he has no impulsive psychology.

"Auntie, no, the girl who was accosted by three viagras seven or eight times is your daughter, right?"

I heard this cleaning aunt say just now that her daughter is studying at Xiaoyue City Normal College, and her daughter has been accosted by them, according to this reasoning, the girl who has been accosted repeatedly is the daughter of Aunt Cleaning.

"Brother, that's right, that's Aunt Ben's daughter, isn't she beautiful? With Aunt Ben's appearance, Aunt Ben's daughter is definitely a beauty!"

Aunt Cleaning replied to Gao Feng, the girl who was accosted by them seven or eight times was her daughter, and she asked Gao Feng if her daughter was not beautiful?

Gao Feng replied without thinking about it: "Auntie, it's true that she's not beautiful, she's even uglier than you, she really has a mother and a daughter, you're so ugly, how good can she be, she's just like a female version of a sand monk." ”

The sand monk in "Journey to the West" is a sissy, and Gao Feng thinks that the daughter of this clean aunt looks like the sand monk in it, but it is very disgusting.

"You, you, what do you mean, are you saying that Aunt Ben is extremely ugly, are you saying that Aunt Ben's daughter is also extremely ugly?"

Gao Feng's words casually made Aunt Cleaning so angry that her eyes came out like frog eyes, and there was fire on the top of her head, so Gao Feng quickly changed her words.

"I'm sorry, I said the opposite, Auntie, you're not ugly at all, your daughter is not ugly, it's really better than blue, you are like the Zixia Fairy in "Journey to the West". ”

"Hmph, don't pat yourself on the back, Aunt Ben is the most unaccustomed to flamboyant men, originally Aunt Ben also wanted to find a matchmaker to match and introduce Aunt Ben's daughter to you, as soon as I saw your flamboyant appearance, Aunt Ben was going to dispel this idea, you are too unreliable, you will ruin my daughter's happiness. ”

Gao Feng hurriedly said: "That's right, Auntie, you can't bury your daughter's happiness in my hands, I'm just an unreliable man, and a flamboyant man is unreliable."

Auntie, give me the trash can, I really have something in your trash can. ”

When Gao Feng knew that the girl who was accosted by the three viagras was the daughter of the cleaning aunt in front of him, he muttered in his heart, if her daughter became a teacher, would the students' grades be good or bad, maybe it would be an extreme, and the students didn't want to see this teacher, so they worked hard to prevent this teacher from finding trouble for themselves.

The aunt told Gao Feng that if she wanted her trash can, she had to admit that she was joking with her just now, that is, she had the psychology of flirting with people, which is an inherent characteristic of men.

Gao Feng saw that this aunt was more serious, in order to quickly get the pants in the trash can, and opened Guo Fugui's big wooden box, Gao Feng was also aggrieved, and he admitted that he was indeed joking just now.

The cleaning aunt didn't know what her psychology was, so she had to ask Gao Feng to admit that it was a joke, and when Gao Feng admitted that it was a joke, she handed the trash can to Comrade Gao Feng.

Gao Feng took the trash can brought by the cleaning aunt and saw that there was nothing in the trash can.

"Ah, Auntie, why is the trash can empty, a pair of pants inside?"

The cleaning aunt said indifferently: "Brother, there is indeed a pair of pants in the trash can, it was still in the bin five minutes ago, and it has been emptied by me and poured into the garbage removal truck." ”

"Ah, Auntie, you dumped it into the garbage truck five minutes ago, this is not in accordance with the rules, the garbage truck didn't come on time, you didn't also take out the garbage can on time, this garbage truck should be here now." ”

The cleaning aunt said that she emptied the pants in the trash can into the garbage truck, and Gao Feng shouted, in his impression, the garbage truck had only arrived at this time, and his time was very accurate, and he arrived at the place a minute early.

The cleaning aunt sneered: "Brother, what you say is interesting, people can't be in advance, everything has a special situation, this person who drives a garbage removal truck is your aunt's husband, I asked him to arrive at what time it is, your aunt wants to get off work a few minutes early today, let your uncle accompany me to buy a pair of pants to wear, isn't this okay." ”

Gao Feng nodded straightly: "That's okay, very good, Auntie, since the person driving the garbage removal truck is your husband, then please call him and ask him not to take out the garbage, and when we catch up with him, we will find the pants we want and then go backwards?"

It turned out that the person who drove the garbage removal truck was still the husband of the cleaning aunt, and Gao Feng wanted to ask the cleaning aunt to call her husband and ask her husband not to rush to clean up the garbage to the garbage transfer station, and wait for them to find Guo Fugui's pants.

The cleaning aunt didn't speak immediately, but looked at Gao Feng a few times fiercely, and returned Gao Feng to Mao.

"Auntie, do you agree to beat, or do you not agree to beat, can you give a word, don't look at me like this?"

The cleaning aunt shook her head: "I'm sorry, why does Aunt Ben want to call, don't you need money to call?"

It turned out that this aunt was heartbroken about the phone bill, and she watched Gao Feng for so long, and the housewives who usually lived their lives would calculate every penny they spent, Gao Feng said to the cleaning aunt to use her mobile phone to call her husband, and the cleaning aunt shook her head again.

"Brother, this call costs money, why should I call, why don't I use WeChat to notify him, what age is it now, everyone uses WeChat to contact it, and it doesn't cost money to send messages and chat videos, how convenient it is." ”

"My mom, Auntie, can you finish talking at once, but I'm in a hurry, since WeChat is convenient, then Auntie quickly use WeChat to contact." ”

Gao Feng was in a hurry, this cleaning aunt talked for a long time, and he also urged her to quickly use WeChat to contact her husband, after all, people now use WeChat to contact, which is a money-saving and convenient way of communication.

The cleaning aunt took out her mobile phone to contact her husband with WeChat, she opened the mobile phone and played for a while and told Gao Feng that she sent a message to her husband, and you waited for him to reply to the message, she also told Gao Feng at the same time that she gave herself three chapters of the old convention law, as long as she sent WeChat in the past, she must come back within ten seconds, otherwise you have to kneel three boxes to eat noodles.

Since there are three chapters of the law, then there will be a reply in ten seconds, but Gao Feng waited for five minutes, and the other party didn't reply to the message, Gao Feng said Auntie, the three chapters of your law don't work, and the aunt told Gao Feng.

"Brother, your aunt forgot to tell you, my mobile phone has no traffic, and the message just now was not sent, so you better drive to chase my husband." ”