Chapter 221: Is This Your Corpse?
When Xiong Erwei woke up, he found that the light truck was gone, the two people in the car, the guy who drove the light truck, and the female saleswoman in the mobile communication store, Da Liu Qing, were gone, and nothing else was found at the scene except for a pool of gasoline.
Xiong Erwei scolded: "Grandma, this bastard guy, and that big Liu Qing, I stepped forward to save you, but you didn't save you and ran so hard that you couldn't even find a shadow, why are you so cold-blooded?"
Damn, this can't be done, I can't let that product take advantage of Da Liu Qing, and I can't let that product seize the opportunity, Da Liu Qing belongs to me, think about the appearance of that thing touching and gnawing, Grandpa Xiong is disgusted to death, I must take Da Liu Qing back!"
Brother Xiong didn't care about the pain of being crushed by the light truck, he got up again and picked up the battery car that fell aside, and rode forward to catch up.
Xiong Erwei is as strong as the knife brand battery car, there is no problem in experiencing such a life and death, and he continues to run wildly, chasing for a quarter of an hour, Xiong Erwei caught up with the small light truck, and he saw the exhaust pipe of the light truck whirring out of black smoke.
Seeing the black smoke coming from the exhaust pipe of this small light truck, Brother Xiong was overjoyed, and he understood that this small light truck was about to run out of gas, and it would soon run out of food and completely lie down, Xiong Erwei caught up with the small light truck, and proudly teased the small light truck.
"Hey, grandson, come on, you have the ability to work hard!"
The one driving the small light truck saw that Xiong Erwei had chased after him, and he screamed in surprise: "Ouch, Grandpa Xiong, you are blowing up your corpse, this is not yourself, this is your corpse." ”
The big Liu Qing also shouted in surprise: "Ouch, Ah Xiong, you won't really blow up the corpse, this is just your corpse, you should be dead." ”
Xiong Erwei was not angry: "Hehe, your Grandpa Xiong is blowing up the corpse, this is my corpse, what can you do, you can bite me again, don't worry about whether your Grandpa Xiong is blowing up the corpse, you should worry about your light truck running out of gas, it will be completely finished in a while!"
The cargo that drove the light truck was not worried at all, and he stepped on the accelerator suddenly: "Hehe, Grandpa Xiong, you don't have to worry about this, I set off with a full tank of fuel, at least I can run more than 400 kilometers, how can there be no fuel for a while, you see that my fuel tank is full, my fuel gauge pointer has not moved much, it is impossible to run without oil!"
The light truck didn't believe Xiong Erwei's words, he filled up a tank of fuel before he set off, although the fuel tank of the light truck was relatively small, that tank of oil could also run three or four hundred kilometers, how many roads did it run, more than ten kilometers, how much oil was lost, and the pointer of the fuel gauge didn't move much.
When the creature poked his head forward and fixed his eyes on the pointer of the oil gauge, his face suddenly changed, and then he screamed: "My mother, why is this oil gauge broken, why is it not moving, why is it indicating zero!"
As soon as this guy finished screaming, his light truck turned off, and the goods were still shouting: "How is this possible, a tank of oil is obviously added, why is it that there is no fuel after driving more than ten kilometers, is this gasoline not flying, this is strange, or it is fake oil for Lao Tzu!"
This guy still didn't believe that the car was out of gas, he started it many times, but it didn't start, and Xiong Erwei kept staring at him proudly.
"Grandson, start again, start again, don't stop!"
The goods scolded: "Grandpa Xiong, do you think that your grandson doesn't know, and if you continue to start like this, you have to break the engine of this light truck, but it will cost you money, you think your grandson really doesn't understand, and your grandson won't be fooled by you." ”
The cargo also jumped out of the car, opened the fuel tank cap of the light truck, he untied the shoelaces from his leather shoes, and then reached into the fuel tank, he stretched the shoelaces into the fuel tank, and at the same time said to himself: "Sun Tzu doesn't believe it, how can there be no fuel when it is full of fuel, unless it can't fly." ”
Seeing the action of untying the shoelaces of this product and reaching into the fuel tank to check whether there is any oil, Xiong Erwei understands that this product often does this kind of thing, and knows that this product is estimated to often drive the oil in the fuel tank to run out of fuel before refueling, and it is estimated that this product often drives the car to the halfway to lie down.
The goods put the entire shoelace into the fuel tank, and then pulled the shoelace out, as soon as he pulled out the fuel tank, Xiong Erwei spit a big mouthful of saliva on the shoelace, Xiong Erwei vomited very fast, so that the goods had not yet noticed Brother Xiong's action.
The goods pulled out the shoelace and took it to his eyes to look at it, and then said overjoyed: "Grandpa Xiong, your grandson is right, it can't be without oil, look at it, this fuel tank is full!"
Xiong Erwei echoed: "Grandson, what you said is not wrong, it is true that the oil is full, it may be that your grandfather Xiong is dizzy and has not seen the situation clearly, so you just continue to start, continue to start!"
The cargo driving the light truck jumped into the cab again, started the engine but didn't start, and the cargo was very puzzled: "Grandpa Xiong, this is impossible, the fuel tank is full, how can it not start?"
Xiong Erwei said on the side: "Grandson, don't worry, you keep starting, keep starting, you are a grandson with perseverance, I don't believe you can't start this light truck." ”
The goods patted the steering wheel and said, "That's it, Grandpa Xiong, my grandson won't believe that this car can't start, I must start him!"
This product is like a madness, starting vigorously, starting the engine to a loud sound, breathing non-stop ignition, starting the start like something, and finally pulling the cylinder completely with a breath, a mushy smell came to the nose, and the goods also sniffed and said.
"Grandpa Xiong, why do I smell a mushy smell, it seems like a sweet potato has been burned, it seems to be the engine pulling the cylinder!"
Xiong Erwei laughed happily: "Haha, grandson, you are so right, you don't seem to be pulling the cylinder, you are 100% pulling the cylinder, your car is going to be overhauled, and it can't run at all!"
Xiong Erwei was so happy that he danced and jumped, as happy as a three-year-old child, he was really happy.
The small light truck is completely finished, which is also what Xiong Erwei wants, so that Da Liu Qing will not take this light truck again, he will have the opportunity to let Da Liu Qing take his own battery car to Xiaoyue City Supermarket, before Xiong Erwei invited that big Liu Qing, that Da Liu Qing got off the light truck and ran to Xiong Erwei's battery car.
"Ah Xiong, don't be stupid, hurry up and ride the battery car, if you don't leave, you won't be able to catch the door of the supermarket!"
Xiong Erwei also pointed to his battery lane: "Ah Qing, my car is too small, your chest is too big, and the space is not enough, how can you sit?"
Da Liu Qing stretched out his hand and twisted Xiong Erwei's ears and scolded: "You bear goods, what kind of calf are you pretending, you wish my chest was close to you, you are called Sima Zhao's heart, everyone knows it, don't pretend to the old lady, you get in the car and leave." ”
Xiong Erwei got into the battery car, Da Liu Qing hugged him directly, the huge chest was tightly attached to Xiong Erwei's thin chest, Xiong Erwei suddenly felt that his chest was close to the steamer, and the heat of a hot steamed bun came to his face, which made Xiong Erwei's blood boil all the time, and his mind was swollen all the time, as if he had suddenly injected hormones, and the whole person swelled, and he almost couldn't stand it.
Da Liu Qing hugged Xiong Erwei, Xiong Erwei staggered and rode the battery car on the road, he waved his hand at the goods that drove the light truck while riding the battery car, and got carried away: "Hey, grandson, you just look at this broken car slowly, your grandpa Xiong took your Grandma Liu to take a step first, I will take the first step, you just look at the car slowly!"
The cargo that drove the light truck watched Da Liu Qing tightly hug Xiong Erwei and ride the small battery car, Xiong Erwei was obviously very proud, just like a villain, he drove the battery car staggeringly, swinging it over, making the big Liu Qing scream exaggeratedly.
Da Liu Qing's screaming stimulated the cargo that drove the light truck, and he was suddenly jealous, and he scolded Xiong Erwei's car butt: "Hmph, Grandpa Xiong, don't be too complacent, there is always a time for you to cry, grandson estimates that your old guy is not even crying early, maybe just ten minutes, you just wait to cry your nose." ”
Da Liu Qing was so stingy, he pressed his chest tightly against Xiong Erwei's chest, Brother Xiong was overjoyed, he felt that he had taken advantage of a woman for the first time in his life, he had never taken advantage of a woman before, thinking about the current happiness, it has not been in vain for more than 20 years.
Xiong Erwei's rotten battery car is still very powerful, when he rode to the door of Xiaoyue Supermarket in Xiaoyue City, the morning door of the supermarket had just opened, before the opening of Xiaoyue Shopping Mall, there were a lot of people waiting in front of the door, most of them were middle-aged and elderly people, they were waiting for the morning market to open, Xiaoyue Shopping Mall has a big discount, after the morning market opened, the first 50 shoppers will get a discount of 20 yuan, so early in the morning there are people waiting for the mall to open the morning door.
As soon as the door of the shopping mall opened, Da Liu Qing urged Xiong Erwei: "Ah Xiong, hurry up and ride, we must be ranked before the fifty, so that we can have a discount of 20 yuan, this is 20 yuan, that is not a small amount!"
Xiong Erwei looked at such a long line in front of the mall, he frowned and said: "Ah Qing, such a long line, people came early in the morning, we estimate that we can't rank more than a thousand, how can we line up to less than fifty, this is impossible?"
Da Liu Qing said: "Oh, Ah Xiong, why are you so grinding, aren't you riding a battery car, you rush straight in, no matter if he is a thousand or ten thousand, as long as you rush in, they will automatically dodge, and you will rush into the fifty!"
Xiong Erwei said: "Well, Ah Qing, I will be clear if you say this, then I will rush inside!"
Xiong Erwei rode the battery car and rushed in, he staggered and rushed away: "Hey, uncles and aunts, borrow it, let's Uncle Xiong!"