Xiong Erwei rushed into the mall, scaring the middle-aged and elderly people who were queuing up suddenly into a big mess, babbling and screaming and dodging, and it became a mess.

Suddenly rushed into a battery car, the battery car was still sitting on two face-to-face men and women, this was an emergency, but also attracted the attention of the mall security guards, immediately reported to the security captain, the security captain immediately mobilized all the security guards in the mall to the first floor of the mall.

Xiong Erwei relied on the rampage of the battery car, and rushed directly into the mall, he not only rushed into the top 50, but also grabbed the first place, most of them are elderly, who wants to let this goods hit it, it is worth the loss, desperately dodge to the side, flashed out of an aisle, and directly let Xiong Erwei rush to the front.

Flashed out of a way, Xiong Erwei couldn't stop the car, he rode the battery car like a snake swimming in the water, and rushed into the mall, and swayed in the shelves of the mall, wiped down many shelves, the goods on the shelves collapsed, fell on the ground of the mall, and the fragile goods were shattered.

One by one, the shelves overturned, and one by one the goods were spilled on the ground, Xiong Erwei felt that something was wrong, and screamed again and again.

"Oh, it's over, it's over, it's poured so many shelves and so many goods, even if you sell me, you can't afford to pay for it, what can I do now?"

That Da Liu Qing also comforted Xiong Erwei: "Ah Xiong, you don't have to worry about a lot of debts, you don't have to worry about a lot of insects, and if you pour a little, you will fall to the ground, and after a while, the people in the shopping mall will catch you, and you will insist that you are penniless, and then you have to pretend to be crazy and stupid, so that the people in the shopping mall have nothing to do with you, and you don't need to pay for the things in the shopping mall, you have broken so many things, and you can't afford to pay for it!"

Xiong Erwei told Liu Qing: "Ah Qing, I'm not penniless, I still have nearly 500 yuan in my pocket, so if I am caught by the people in the mall, then I will lose the 500 yuan!"

Da Liu Qing asked, "Ah Xiong, where is your money?"

Xiong Erwei replied: "Ah Qing, my money is stuffed in my pants pocket!"

Da Liu Qing said: "Oh, I know!"

After Da Liu Qing finished speaking, he reached into Xiong Erwei's pants pocket, and Xiong Erwei was shocked: "Ah Qing, what are you doing here?"

Da Liu Qing said: "Ah Xiong, this is still a matter of asking, I want to find out your money, these 500 yuan can't be taken away by people in the shopping mall, this is the money I used to buy milk powder." ”

Xiong Erwei still bared his teeth and said, "Ah Qing, I thought you wanted to do something, because you touched my tools." ”

Da Liu Qing took out the money in Xiong Erwei's pants pocket, it was really only five hundred yuan, and Da Liu Qing sighed: "Hey, Ah Xiong, you are really poor, how can I Da Liu Qing fall in love with you such a poor bastard, and only my Da Liu Qing can look down on you as a poor bastard, and no one else will take a fancy to you." ”

Then she told Xiong Erwei a few words: "Ah Xiong, you have to do what I tell you, you just pretend to be crazy and stupid, I don't care about you now, I have to grab the milk powder, to compete for the twenty yuan discount." ”

Da Liu Qing jumped out of the car after speaking, I really can't see that this saleswoman is very agile, she jumped down all of a sudden, and was not fallen, fell to the ground smoothly, and then turned around and ran towards the entrance of the mall.

After Da Liu Qing jumped out of the car, Xiong Erwei even took the car and crashed into the platform selling raw pork, the battery car was hit, and he turned over and lay on the platform, there was a plate of raw pork on the platform, Xiong Erwei's whole person pounced on this half of the pork, and his body was relatively thin and the little man was not as long as this half of the pork.

Xiong Erwei just lay on top of the pork, dozens of security guards in the mall and the elderly people who were flashed out of their waists and legs were besieged, they all had to settle accounts with Xiong Erwei, there were hundreds of people besieging Xiong Erwei, those who were slightly injured, their feelings had already been out of control, some were holding ice cubes, some were holding carrots, some were holding apples, and an old man picked up a butcher knife and pounced fiercely at Xiong Erwei.

If it weren't for these security guards to stop him, Comrade Xiong Erwei would have become a slaughtered boar at that time, and he would have been cut into pieces of meat like one catty or two catties.

The security guards stopped these elderly people, not to protect Comrade Xiong Erwei, but to think that this Comrade Xiong Erwei can't die, he has destroyed so many shelves and so many commodities need this goods to compensate.

The security guards couldn't find the woman who was with Xiong Erwei, just catch the bear goods, the security guards persuaded the angry old people to leave, the security guards didn't use any other way, just said to these old people that today's preferential activity is the top 100, these old people scattered in a hurry, and the girl ran to line up.

The speed of these old people is so fast, but these security guards are dumbfounded, just now these old people who were limping with their legs flashing their waists, suddenly all of them are like flying like flying with the help of God, running faster than the rabbit, which is also the motivation with the discount, and the dozens of old people in the blink of an eye are gone.

After these old people left, these security guards shouted to Xiong Erwei, who was lying on half of the pork: "Hey, uncle, stop pretending to be a corpse, stop pretending to be a pig corpse, you hurry down, how many shelves and how many goods have been damaged, you get up one by one, and swipe the card to compensate when you have cleared it!"

Xiong Erwei hugged the half of the pork and said to these security guards: "Hey, security brothers, don't waste time on me, I'm a poor bastard, I'm penniless, I'm not only penniless, I'm also a madman." ”

The security guards said: "Drink, it's the first time we've heard of it, and there are such sober madmen, you're not crazy, you're pretending to be crazy and stupid, you just want to repay the debt, but it's a pity that you can't pretend to be crazy and stupid, you better be honest and lose money." ”

Xiong Erwei said: "I didn't pretend to be crazy and stupid, I'm really a madman, a complete madman, I'm really penniless, I still have five hundred yuan in my pocket just now, but it's a pity that you came late, I was searched by my girlfriend just now to buy milk powder!"

The security guards were a little angry: "Boy, you don't come to this set, hurry up and count the points, determine the amount of compensation, don't let us do it!"

The security guards tried their best to speak, but this Xiong Erwei just didn't come down, lying on the half of the pig and didn't move, the security guards looked at each other, and several people moved together to drag Xiong Erwei, or punched him with fists and feet, or stabbed him with a sharp knife.

The security guards stared at each other, and a few people discussed that he would even carry half of the pig away, first find the mall manager to see what to do with this guy, the security guards even took the pig to carry Xiong Erwei to the mall manager's office, and put it on the desk, the mall manager also scratched his head, and there was no way to take Xiong Erwei, look at his dead look, even if he takes boiling water, he has no ball, this is also a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

The manager of the shopping mall took the security guards to carry Xiong Erwei to the office of the vice president of the shopping mall, and the vice president really took boiling water to scald Xiong Erwei, this Xiong Erwei became a dead pig and was not afraid of boiling water.

The vice president of the mall had no choice, he called and reported to the chairman of the mall, and the chairman told them not to toss anymore, this product must be a neuropath, even if the loss of our mall is over, it's a big deal to deduct it from the employee's salary, you take a knife and take the boiling water to scald it, it doesn't work at all, or send him to the fourth hospital, that is, the mental hospital.

According to the chairman's instructions, the vice president asked these security guards to send him to the psychiatric hospital with a van, and the security guards carried Xiong Erwei into the van and drove the car to the hospital.

Xiong Erwei escaped halfway, he made a phone call with Gao Feng after he escaped, and Gao Feng found Xiong Erwei half an hour later, looking at Xiong Erwei's miserable appearance, Gao Feng knew that Brother Xiong had encountered something again, Xiong Erwei also told Comrade Sù Gao Feng, how did he wittily escape from the hands of the mall security guards, and did not pay a penny.

Gao Feng pulled Xiong Erwei back to the project department, Xiong Erwei remembered one thing, he wanted to report the phone bill, he was also very glad that the consumption of the phone had not been lost, and he had been stuffed in his pants pocket, looking at the one hundred and ninety-eight yuan phone bill**, Brother Xiong felt a little comforted in his heart, and there was finally one hundred and ninety-eight yuan of pocket money left this month.

Xiong Erwei quickly posted the phone ** list, he found Niu Struggle to sign again, the head of the department had to sign, and then went to find the financial audit, and finally found the project manager Wang Yongqiang to sign, after Wang Yongqiang signed, the money was in hand, the process of signing was quite smooth, no one found any abnormalities, even the financial audit did not find abnormalities, Xiong Erwei admired the ability of this big Liu Qing to fake, it can be fake.

Xiong Erwei took this reimbursement form, and felt very happy, feeling that the 100 yuan would be in hand immediately, which also opened up a shortcut for the future.

Xiong Erwei proudly took the reimbursement form and handed it to the little cashier Zhang Aiqing, which was waiting to be cashed, and the reimbursement form would become a red ticket when it arrived at Zhang Aiqing, Zhang Aiqing took Xiong Erwei's reimbursement form and tore it off with just a glance.

Xiong Erwei shouted: "Zhang Aiqing, why did you tear up my reimbursement form?"

Zhang Aiqing sprinkled the reimbursement slip on Xiong Erwei's face, and scolded: "Xiong Erwei, you are really a two-ball goods, who are you looking for to make a fake, the one hundred and two words of this one hundred and ninety-eight yuan are written like ants crawling, and a fool can't see it!"