[[[CP|W:606|H:566|A:L|U:http://file2.qidian.com/chapters/20132/11/2432729634962182858887721525107.jpg]]]] "I'll tell you a joke, who is richer than the three tyrants there, and the first tyrant said that my maid drives a BMW to work every day. The second tyrant said disdainfully www.biquge.info my maid drove a Ferrari to work every day, and the third tyrant laughed again, saying that my maid helped my grandmother cross the road every day, and the other two tyrants all bowed to him, and gave a thumbs up and said that you are still rich, so it's not funny, hahahahaha......

After Zhong Erchun finished speaking, he laughed to himself, laughing so hard that he clutched his stomach and burst into tears.

"Isn't it funny?" I asked, turning my head to Xiao Lu Ying with a dead face.

"It's not funny. Little Lori, who was licking the wave candy, replied honestly.

Look, even Lu Ying's Su doesn't think it's funny.

"Don't take out this kind of fossil joke that has been buried in the mountains and old forests for tens of millions of years, if you are heard, you won't laugh to death, you Martian, such an old-fashioned joke is embarrassing, you are not an earthling......"

"Hey, you're already laughing at me. "Zhong Erchun, who complained.

"Otherwise, add another paragraph, for example, at this time, the fourth local tyrant jumped out, this local tyrant shows off his maid eats cut cakes every day, isn't this okay~"

"I think it's colder. ”

Xiao Lu Ying yawned, and said with a lack of interest: "It's all weak, my former servant is still the prince of a country." ”

Tong Yan is unscrupulous, and this Lori's words are destined to be ignored.

Aha~ Speaking of which, Lu Ying really had this when she was still a green cherry.

"It's the prince of the frog country. I pressed down on her little head, and she let out a cute whine.

……

Lancer, a visitor from another world, has been addicted to it since he learned to surf the Internet, although he was once the king and hegemon when he was possessed by the brain silkworm, but he only has the memory that appeared in the "text" after being corrected, and there is no memory at all that is not mentioned in the "text" such as eating and, so he has not touched the computer either, and now he is out of control as soon as he touches the computer.

At the beginning of the day, he posted some views on the national traditions of the Celestial Empire on the groom**, in which he pointed out some unnecessary shortcomings and habits, and then the next moment......

Countless cheerful grass and mud horses rushed out of the screen, and Lancer was buried in an instant.

"Is it just an illusion that I saw it by chance?" With this question in mind, Lancer logged into the cramming forum, then posted the same article, and then the next moment......

Shrouded in golden light, the Buddha sang an ode, a Buddha bathed in golden light beckoned to him, and on the other side, ghosts cried wolves, and the air of death was filled, and countless skeleton bone hands stretched out from the cemetery beckoned to him, and the god of death in the underworld raised the scythe of death and was about to swing it......

Lancer was thrilled, and when he noticed again, he was still in the living room sent by the principal, could it be that he was hallucinating just now, and indulging in online games was really terrifying!

school

After finishing a class, Lancer came to the seat of the executor of the will of the world at the end of the class, and then mentioned the above question in a chatty tone with the mentality of teacher-student communication.

"Isn't this normal, some short-tempered people meet people who disagree with them and habitually greet people with 'Eastern Rising', 'Western Bliss' and 'They don't have it'? I SAID NONCHALANTLY WITH POCKY CHOCOLATE BARS IN MY MOUTH.

"Well, during this time, I have learned a little about the history, culture, and humanistic customs of various countries in this world, and the country of the Celestial Empire can be described as a unique ...... in modern scolding technology."

Because the technology tree of the Celestial Empire is all on the copycat and swear words (╯_╰)

"But what I don't understand is that if it's a scolding, it's good to scold yourself, why bow someone else's mother, isn't this slapping yourself in the face, revealing that you are a bow offender, and the object of the bow is still so heavy. Lan Ther was very puzzled: "In this case, it is ridiculous that people can catch the handle and fight back against the scolder, although it is a heavy bow offense, but why did the scolded person not find out about this problem, but scolded back angrily in shame? ”

"That's your otherworldly thinking, it's too weird, okay. ”

WITH A SLIGHT FORCE ON MY FINGERS, THE POCKY CHOCOLATE BAR ON MY MOUTH SNAPPED AND BROKE INTO TWO, AND AFTER EATING THE PIECE ON MY MOUTH, I EXPLAINED SLOWLY: " It may be that habit becomes natural, the folk customs of the Celestial Empire are filial piety first, many people can tolerate others insulting themselves, but they can't tolerate insulting their parents, it can be seen how high the status of parents in the hearts of the Chinese people, and when the two people who scolded felt that scolding each other was not enough to make each other angry, they began to change their greetings to other people's families, because they felt that greeting someone's mother directly was more insulting than greeting himself, and that's it. ”

At the end, I added: "Of course, maybe more people don't know why they scold like this, but it's just natural to get used to it." ”

Lancer's expression was clear, although he had the knowledge of two worlds, but his understanding of the customs and habits of this world had to start from scratch.

"Then why do you mention 'day' when you swear?"

I said, "How do I know?"

"I know!" Xiao Lu Ying suddenly raised her hand, "Because men are animals that think with their lower bodies!"

All the boys said they had been shot while lying down, and the boys in the class who heard it fell into a state of paleness, and all of them bent forward in frustration.

"Don't put the map cannon, everyone's SAN value has dropped again!" I knocked on it again.

……

As the saying goes, the big husband would rather die than give in, and as the saying goes, the big husband can bend and stretch.

As the saying goes, a good horse doesn't eat grass, and as the saying goes, the prodigal son doesn't change his money.

As the saying goes, unity is strength, and as the saying goes, it is better to rely on others than on yourself.

As the saying goes, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and as the saying goes, a tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs, and a plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken.

As the saying goes, people can't look good, and as the saying goes, people rely on clothes.

As the saying goes, it's good, and as the saying goes, it's good, so who is the saying?

"Who do you ask me?" I covered my face with a headache in the face of Lancer's new round of questioning.

"I know!" Xiao Lu Ying, a Lori who lacks common sense, also came to participate, he proudly raised his little head like a little peacock, and said self-righteously: "Su painting~, of course it's painting!"

The whole audience fell.

Where's my blue bottle!?

……

As the saying goes, the power of one plus one is definitely greater than two, a little Lu Ying who often asks questions that make people crazy is enough to give people a headache, and now there is a more common sense visitor from another world who asks questions, do you want to drive people crazy!

"Poor breasts! it's rare and valuable!" Xiao Lu Ying patted her chest and straightened up proudly.

I still agree with this point, because I am a more philanthropic person, so I also control poor milk.

But seeing Lancer lifting his glasses, he added in a very serious tone: "If you extrapolate according to this logic, little JJ is actually rare and valuable." ”

Is this the finishing touch?

"Poof, ah——!!h

I held the table feebly like a dying patient to keep myself from falling, threw out my trembling hands, and cried out, "Where's my blue bottle!?"