It's a painful day to be idle.,Boring and chatting on the QQ group.,By the way, send welfare pictures such as body art to repay the society.,Have fun with a group of big wet people.,It's so unpleasant.。 Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 At this time, there was a knock on the door, and I got up to open the door, and I shouted, "Who?"

"Open the door, SF Express!"

"......" My hand was just on the handle, and I couldn't move it anymore.

=口=Speaking of this god horse situation,Could it be that my deeds of doing good deeds on the Harmony website without leaving a name have been discovered?

"Uh...... That, I didn't order it at home, you sent it to the wrong person. "If you think about it carefully, I haven't received any courier since I can remember, is it really my good deeds that have been discovered!

"That's right, the recipient is Ah Shen, that's it, hurry up and open the door and sign." ”

I have to open the door if I am not unforgiving, how can you succeed! There is no doubt that in this blind spot that the cat's eye cannot see, there must be dozens of FBIs armed with firearms in ambush, in order to arrest me, actually used such manpower.

"So, who's the sender?"

"This is an international courier and the sender is a UK a... Uh, Giroud Francis, yes, that's Giroud Francis. The voice outside the door read word by word to the list.

"Giroud, it's a teacher!" "When I opened the door, I realized that I was too careful, and there was not a single FBI.

After signing and sending the courier away, I hurriedly opened the envelope, there was a letter inside, glanced at it, and the bird language could not be understood, so I threw it aside.

"What is this?" Along with the envelope, six other tickets were poured out, and the ornate paper was printed with the mysterious figure of Mr. Giroud wearing a magician's costume and holding a large fireball in both hands, with the starry sky in the background full of magic.

After looking carefully, I found that these were six tickets, and the time and place were a week later in a well-known large theater in the city, could it be that the teacher wanted to come from the United Kingdom to perform magic in the city?

Hey~ It's still a seat in the special class, six tickets, me, Sakura, Alyssa, Pure Land, Dad and Mom are just six, the teacher is thoughtful......

In other words, Lancer's goods seem to have been forgotten, no way, who told the teacher not to know that Lancer was left behind, and besides, it doesn't seem good to let these two former rivals meet each other......

As for Sakura and Alyssa, it seems that at some point I don't know, the two have resolved their conflicts and become friends who laugh together.

……

"Du Niang is a good helper!"

"Ah Shen, what kind of nerves are you having. My mother's disappointed tone of hatred made me look like I was a failure in education.

I was scolded, pretending not to mind and taking out the six tickets, and asked, "Mom, are you free next Sunday?" ”

"What is this?" Mom took the ticket, frowning and scrutinizing it.

"The invitation ticket for the world-famous magician was given to me by a friend of mine, and it was still a special seat~!" I tried to persuade in a seductive tone.

"Go back. ”

"What?" I was stupid.

"Tell you to go back and return it to your friend, how much does this ticket cost, we can't bear it. "Mom's momentum that can't be refused.

"Even my mother also ......" I hung my shoulders weakly, "Actually, I am not the only one who got the ticket, my friends have dozens of tickets of that kind, and many classmates also have points, and he himself said that it is a waste to keep them, so let everyone go and visit together......"

After some painstaking explanations, I finally surrendered to my mother.

"Well, remember to go and thank your classmate. ”

"Got it, got it. "In the future, if you find this kind of excuse, you must not use your friends to talk about things, Nima's friends really can't use them to sell, it's too risky.

"Ah Shen, you just said that these six votes have been chosen. Mom stared at the ticket in a thoughtful look.

"Well, we are a family of four, plus my two friends, Lu Ying and Alyssa, exactly six. ”

"Lu Ying and Alyssa, names I haven't heard of......" Mom looked at the smiling face that couldn't see that your kid had already taken two girls, "I won't go, my mother has to go to the meeting alone and fight with Sister Ma, Aunt Niu, and Aunt Yang next door for three hundred rounds!"

Literally translated, that is, you are going to play mahjong so you don't have time to watch magic shows, Qianlu, Mr. Giroud in the UK, your fame has been lost to mahjong like this.

My mother suddenly added: "And my vacant ticket, you can give it to Lin Xi, she is a magic fan." ”

Why don't I know about this setting......

With the mentality of giving it a try, I showed it to Lin Xi on the way to school, and it actually triggered the hydrogen ignition reaction of 2H2+O2=2H2O.

"It's a ticket to Master Giroud's magic show!" Lin Xi, who was dignified and generous, had the excited expression on his face when he saw his idol, "And it's a special seat, can I really accept it, Ah Shen." ”

Sure enough, it's the same as my mother said.,It's a magic fan.,I'm down.,Why don't I, a childhood sweetheart, know more about her than my own mother.。

"Of course you can, it's a waste if you don't use it anyway, and it will be very troublesome if you don't accept me. "It's true, if my mother's decree can't be completed, I won't be able to protect my head.

"Great!" Lin Xi shouted long live, in front of the reality of being able to get in touch with her idol at zero distance, she forgot to ask where this ticket came from, or if it saves me some explanation.

"By the way, I almost forgot ......" Lin Xi calmed down from the excitement and asked, "Where did this ticket come from?"

…… Do you want to go against me, Soul Fade!

"Mom's friend sent it. ”

……

"Hey, Ah Shen, do you believe in kung fu?" Wang Situ suddenly turned around and asked mysteriously.

"What are you doing?" I put down the comic listlessly.

"Just answer me first, do you believe that the Celestial Empire really has that kind of kung fu that fights ten at a time?"

"Hmm......" I pinched my chin and began to recall, "In the real world, I really haven't seen anyone who can fight ten at a time, so why are you suddenly asking this?"

"Sure enough, no......" Wang Situ looked surprised, "I saw an article on Netease today, titled 'How the myth of Chinese kung fu is refined', which has confirmed through a lot of research and scientific reasoning that those things are really deceiving children, and kung fu is fake." ”

"Bah! Bold Situ, dare to hack the martial arts of my Great Heavenly Empire, you are looking for death!" As soon as he heard Wang Situ's remarks, Zhong Erchun slapped the table angrily as if he had stepped on an electric switch, and accused loudly.

"Am I wrong? "Wang Situ's face has a sense of superiority.

"You count a ball! Do you know kung fu? You haven't seen it, you don't have to prove it, you can't even learn kung fu, are you qualified to question the power of kung fu, Tai Chi has not been out for ten years, let's talk about it after learning." Zhong Erchun looked unhappy.

"That's right......" I scratched my cheeks in shame, but why did I suddenly want to complain that people who had never even learned Wheel Gong were still wantonly banning Wheel Gong.

"That's it, Lord Situ, you can't be treasonous. ”

"You're still not from the Celestial Empire. ”

There was a heckling and shouting of people around them.

"See for yourself...... Seeing that Sun's superior approach caused public outrage, Wang Situ began to reason with facts, "For example, Huang Feihong's shadowless feet, can he really break away from the earth's gravity and volley dozens of times like in the movie?"

"Stupid, I actually applied what I was in the movie to reality. Zhong Erchun looked at him with disdain.

"And what do you think Shadowless Feet look like?"

"......" is speechless?

"Chinese martial arts can be passed down for thousands of years, there must be a reason for its existence, martial arts are not powerful, can it be passed down for thousands of years, and there are so many legends that can prove that there are indeed such powerful people in history. Zhong Erchun seems to have begun to change the subject.

"That's right......" I scratched my cheeks again, but why did I suddenly want to complain about myths and legends, demons and monsters have been passed down for thousands of years, and the book is still a ghost story of a group of people chatting in a teahouse, all of which are like real people and real things that I have personally experienced.

"Martial arts or something, my family's Darling will do it!" Xiao Lu Ying suddenly interjected with pride.

I saw the children's shoes around me cast ET's eyes at me.

"It's true, my family's Darling can fight a hundred, and I destroyed a thousand at once last time. ”

Everyone booed boringly, and dispersed boringly, sure enough, Tong Yan Wuji couldn't believe it.

"Eh, why are you leaving, listen to me, I mean it. ”

"Alright, alright. ”

I pressed Xiao Lu Ying, who wanted to jump up to defend myself, and patiently explained: "In this society full of lies, no one will believe those who tell the truth. ”

"Yes...... Is that so?" Xiao Lu Ying tilted her head and began to sell cuteness unconsciously.

"That's right. ”

"I understand!" Xiao Lu Ying jumped onto the podium like a spring and shouted happily: "I can prove that my family's Darling can fight a hundred without one, and I didn't destroy a thousand ...... at once last time."

The "......" SAN value is decreasing.