The percussion drilling rig of the third pile foundation team ran out of oil, and they made more than a dozen calls, which should be said to be nearly 60 calls. ⊥ top novel,

That is, when Gao Feng ate Guo Fugui's poached eggs at the door of the third team, the on-site person in charge of the third team of the pile foundation made nearly 50 phone calls to Gao Feng, almost about seven calls for a poached egg, and almost didn't blow up Gao Feng's mobile phone.

"I'll check, this Zheng Youcai can really make a call, it is estimated that he will be staring at this handsome guy on the phone today, and he will ring more than 50 calls from me in ten minutes, he is really talented, this is almost like forcing his life. ”

In fact, Gao Feng not only received a call from Zheng Youcai, the person in charge of the third pile foundation team, but also received a call from the boss of the material department, as well as a call from the project manager Wang Yongqiang, as well as a call from the team members of the project department, secretary Shi Tiejun, and production manager Ma Xiaoming.

The phone calls from these people were all caused by Zheng Youcai's complaint, and before he saw the oil truck, Comrade Zheng Youcai called the leaders of the project department one by one, so that the leaders of the project department called Gao Feng one by one.

The temperature of the mobile phone at the peak is very high, and it is a little hot in the hand, which keeps calling, can the mobile phone not be hot, whether it is an Apple brand or a pear brand mobile phone, it will also be hot.

Gao Feng couldn't help but scold this Zheng Youcai, what a big, isn't it just that the oil truck was delayed for dozens of minutes, so he tried his best to complain.

Zheng Youcai, the on-site leader of the third pile foundation team, is very famous, and this product is also a well-known figure in the project department, and almost everyone knows about it.

Not only the project department, but also within a radius of more than ten kilometers from Tulou Town, Zheng Youcai's name is like thunder, and he can be described as a well-known figure.

As for how Zheng Youcai is so famous, Gao Feng is also hearsay, and everyone rumors that he is an encyclopedia about women, that is, the famous "horse fork worm".

I heard that Comrade Zheng Zaicai also drew several maps, one is the large and small bathing centers in Xiaoyue City, as well as the distribution map of the shampoo rooms in the major streets, and the other is the distribution map of the villages within a radius of 10 kilometers near the third team of the pile foundation, the age structure of all the women, and the distribution map of the marital situation and family location.

When people said this Zheng Youcai in front of Gao Feng, Gao Feng smiled noncommittally, the big guys like to add oil and vinegar, and exaggerate a sesame big thing like a watermelon.

He is the person in charge of the pile foundation team, and he is responsible for piling, how can he have so much spare time to draw a distribution map, unless he is really a living treasure.

Gao Feng heard his name, but he had never seen this Zheng Youcai's real person, if he didn't come with a fuel truck today, he probably wouldn't have received a call from Zheng Youcai, it seems that he really wants to learn this Zheng Youcai's skills today and see how talented he is.

It took less than ten minutes for the refueling truck to go from the third team to the third team of the pile foundation, and in these ten minutes, Comrade Zheng Youcai made another 25 calls to Gao Feng, completely turning off Gao Feng's mobile phone.

When the peak refueling truck came to the pile foundation team three of several percussion drilling rigs, there was a person wearing a white hard hat standing in front of the refueling truck, the refueling truck had not stopped, this person stretched out his arms like a chicken catching an eagle, and stopped in front of the refueling truck.

Because this person looks too single, when you see this person's appearance, you can think of the two little demons in "Journey to the West", one is tricky, the other is an eccentric comrade, and the person standing in front of this fuel truck is like a weird little demon.

Therefore, he stretched out his two slender arms, which could only be like a chicken, and he could not be an eagle.

"Hey, who of you is a senior engineer, Ben Zheng Youcai must ask him, why should he turn off the phone when I call, Ben Zheng Youcai no matter who he calls, even if it is the project manager Wang Yongqiang, or the old one in your company, they don't dare not answer and dare not turn off the mobile phone, you are a senior engineer, you dare to turn off Ben Zheng Youcai's mobile phone, what do you mean, you explain it to me first and then stop!"

It turned out that the person who stopped the fuel truck was the great Comrade Zheng Youcai, and at first glance, this product was also not good-looking, looking like a little demon, his head melon seeds were a big sphere, and the safety helmet on his head looked particularly inappropriate, as if an iron pot was buckled upside down on the melon seeds on his head.

"Hey, get out of the way for me, get out of the way for me, or I'll drive over you!"

The thin Zheng Youcai stopped the fuel truck, and a head poked out of the cab of the fuel truck, the head melon seeds were pitch black, as if they had just crawled out of the sludge, and the whole head was pasted with sludge, and it was also dried into a shell, as if the head melon seeds were covered with a sludge hood, and only two eyes were left dripping and turning.

In fact, this head melon seed really came out of the sludge not long ago, only about ten minutes, and this person is none other than the driver of the fuel truck.

At this time, Gao Feng also let the fritters drive, and Gao Feng had to let the fritters drive, and this thing jumped into the gutter at the door of the three teams like an athlete on the ten-meter platform to get the car keys.

Fortunately, there are no stones in this gutter, otherwise, this fritters' ten-meter diving action will kill him in the head, and Gao Feng also said that his action is a standard self-harm action, you just want to see Hades sooner, and it won't be painful at all.

It took three minutes for Comrade Youtiao to get the car key out of the sludge, and Gao Feng praised him for being able to get the car key out in such a short time, and replaced it with the ancient man who carved a boat and begged for a sword, and it was estimated that he would not be able to get the car key after touching in the sludge for a year and a half.

After Comrade Youtiao scooped up the car keys, he sat in the cab of the fuel truck and smiled toothily at Gao Feng.

"Hehe, senior engineer, you have to understand, freezing three feet is not a day's cold, there are ten minutes on stage, and ten years of work off the stage.

Senior engineer, Ben fritters can get the key out in such a short time, that's because Ben fritters like to touch loaches since childhood, so they can touch the car keys in such a short time. ”

"Oh, it turns out that you like to touch loaches, so I have to ask you, are you also involved in the sludge since you were a child, and do you also use this standard ten-meter platform to touch loaches?"

The fritters nodded: "Yes, senior engineer, this fritters have been using this action since childhood, otherwise how can they be so skilled, or that sentence is ten minutes on stage, ten years off the stage, I have practiced loach touching skills for ten years, and today it finally comes in handy." ”

Gao Feng asked again: "Then I have to ask, every time you jump into the mud like this, your head has never hit a stone, and you have not been knocked unconscious to death?"

The fritters patted their heads and smiled innocently: "Hehe, senior engineer, this still needs to be asked, of course I have hit a stone, and I have also fainted to death, on average more than 300 times a year." ”

As soon as the fritters slapped their heads, the sludge splashed, and a large area was splashed in the entire cab, and Gao Feng's body was also splashed a lot, which scared Gao Feng to dodge.

"I'll check, fritters, just 365 days a year, you have fainted to death more than 300 times, since you have fainted to death so many times, why do you still use this action, then you are not killing yourself." ”

"Hehe, senior engineer, didn't I tell you, ten minutes on stage, ten years off the stage, I have already practiced a pair of iron head skills, no matter how much I hit it, I won't faint to death. ”

The fritter laughed, and he raised his hand again to slap his head, so frightened that Gao Feng picked up the active wrench to stop him.

"Fritters, don't shoot anymore, if you shoot again, the boss and I will become clay figures. ”

"Hehe, senior engineer, or your driving skills are good, you can teach me driving skills again, one day I will find a free time to apprentice with you, do an apprenticeship ceremony, how about buying a bowl of soy milk and two fritters?"

Comrade fritters gritted his teeth and smiled, and Gao Feng waved his hand: "Go to the ball, it's not good, this handsome guy will teach you driving skills just get a bowl of soy milk and two fritters, you have to go to a driving school to learn to drive for three or four thousand, just look at you as an apprentice who is not sincere, this handsome guy still doesn't teach you driving skills, you have no teacher." ”

"Senior engineer, this fritters and a bowl of soy milk and a fritter are okay, I haven't earned a penny of wages at present, it is the cost of this apprenticeship ceremony, and you have to pay it in advance for senior workers, and when I get my fritters paid, I will pay you back, don't teach me." ”

Gao Feng is almost out of fun, this fritter brother can really speak in the vernacular, and the cost of two bowls of soy milk and three fritters for the apprenticeship ceremony for a long time has to be paid in advance by himself, which is this called apprenticeship.

Gao Feng waved his hand: "Fritters, it's not that this handsome guy doesn't teach you driving skills, it's that this handsome guy can't teach you driving skills now, you see that you make the cab all mud, how do you let this handsome guy sit in that cab!"

Gao Feng is a warm-hearted person, he will not deliberately not teach the fritters to drive because he can't afford to learn the art of the fritters, but the fritters comrade made the cab dirty, he can't sit in the cab at all.

Therefore, the fuel truck was driven by Comrade Chutters again, and he also drove from the door of the third team to the third team of the pile foundation in an S shape, and when the skinny Zheng Youcai suddenly jumped out and stopped the fuel truck, this fritter brother panicked again.

"Hey, whose monkey is this, why didn't you have a chain, why did you run out and stop Brother Ben's fritters?"

Zheng Youcai really looks like a monkey, or the kind of malnourished monkey, thinner than Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, so the fritters yelled at him as a monkey.

"Hmph, what kind of mud ghost are you, you don't even know this Zheng Youcai, I am the famous Zheng Youcai, I am the great Zheng Youcai, I am the bright moonlight in front of the bed, I am Guo Degang, and I am Zheng Youcai, who was born to be useful. ”

The fritters yelled at Zheng Youcai in a hurry, because he was panicked again now, and he couldn't find the position of the brake, so he stepped on the accelerator as a brake again.

And Zheng Youcai was angry, he was angry with no one in the oil entry, he is such a famous person, he is such a great person, he is not known, so how can he be embarrassed.

"Hmph, I don't care if you are the famous Guo Degang, or what Zheng Youcai from viagra, Brother Ben Fritters only sues you for one thing, now you stop Brother Ben Fritters s car, you will make Brother Ben Fritters insane, Brother Ben Fritters will not be able to find the position of the brakes, and Brother Ben Fritters will use the accelerator as a brake. ”

The fritters are not wrong, when he is insane, whether it is a famous person or an ordinary person, the result is the same, as long as you dodge in time, then you will be flattened by the fritter brother.

"Ah, my mother, why didn't you say it earlier, and it hurt the famous Zheng Youcai to stop you, you know how to use the accelerator as a brake, why don't you let go of the accelerator, and still step on it!"

It was too late for the thin Zheng Youcai to hide, so he lay on the front of the fuel truck and screamed.