Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei quarreled with Guo Fugui for a long time, the three of them quarreled, and the two viagra always thought that Guo Fugui intended to harm them, but when Captain Yang Dequan came out to speak, they knew that the person who moved the stone to harm them was Captain Yang Dequan. ◎ Top Novel,

"Captain Yang, you are not an ordinary person, you are the leader of a team, why did you do such a pediatric thing, the two of us didn't steal your things, or went to your house to peek at your sister-in-law taking a bath, why did you harm us to hit the stones, what are your intentions, are you jealous of our two handsome, there are many girls who like it?"

Knowing that it was Captain Yang Dequan's idea, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were also angry to death, and they still scolded Yang Dequan like scolding Guo Fugui, originally the two viagra were unreasonable people, no matter who you are, as long as you provoke them, they will start the mode of scolding.

The way Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei scolded people is also unacceptable to everyone, they are really similar to the shrew scolding the street, they scold whatever they want, and they never have brains.

Both of them scolded Yang Dequan's wife for taking a bath, which really made Yang Dequan very embarrassed, and he suddenly blushed and had a thick neck, and he was speechless for a while.

There are also two viagras who don't know anything about themselves, like they look like this, they can't be handsome in this life at all, they are a few grades worse than Yang Dequan, and they also said that Yang Dequan is jealous of their handsomeness, Yang Dequan is only jealous of their ugliness, and the broken mouths of the two shrews.

What is even more unacceptable to everyone is that the two of them can't even find half of their girlfriends, and they dare to say that the people who pursue them line up, and they don't know what kind of queuing method is.

Yang Dequan asked the two employees of the third team to go back to the office to get wide tape and seal the mouths of Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, they were still shouting and kept shouting, so Captain Yang had a chance to speak.

"Two viagras, don't get excited, you just let the captain finish speaking, and don't blame the captain for blocking your mouth like a leak, that is also a chance for you not to give the captain a chance to speak.

Two viagra, you can rest assured, after the captain has finished explaining, he will tear off your tape, and you can listen to the captain finish speaking.

Two viagras, this captain thinks like this, you have already hit a rock once in the first half hour, and I also think that you will come back.

So, in order to stop you from hitting these two stones, I asked Guo Fugui to move the stones farther away, but I didn't expect the two of you to hit them again.

Two viagras, before the captain asked Guo Fugui to move the stone, Guo Fugui insisted on the objection, and he had to bet with me, saying that the two of you are definitely ready not to dodge when you come back this time, put the stone in the middle of the road, and you will hit it 100%, I didn't expect you to really cooperate with Comrade Guo Fugui.

Two viagra, the captain of this team is a good heart, I don't want you to hit the stone again, there is also a saying that a person cannot make the same mistake twice, but I didn't expect you to break this convention, but you made the same mistake twice, and both times hit the big stone. ”

After Captain Yang Dequan finished speaking, he asked Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei to tear the tape off their mouths and let the two express their opinions.

"Two viagras, tell me, is this captain good or bad!"

"I'll check your milk, Captain Yang, what kind of kindness are you, you are completely doing bad things with good intentions, this is not the same mistake twice, obviously we have attracted attention, learned the lesson of hitting the stone half an hour ago, I feel that this time we must not dodge, to avoid the first mistake, how do you know that you have moved the stone to a position!"

The two viagra jumped up and down again, blaming Yang Dequan for doing bad things with good intentions and coming up with a very bad idea, causing them to hit the stone again and completely bleed.

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were sick again, and they couldn't stop, so Yang Dequan had to order his subordinates to gag their mouths with duct tape again.

"Hmph, the captain is doing bad things with good intentions, so what can I do, who let you two ride with your heads plugged in, you ride without looking ahead, there are stones in front of you and you are still moving forward at full speed!"

Yang Dequan was originally kind-hearted, but he was bitten by two mad dogs, and he was so angry that he slapped his thigh and scolded, and then patted his ass and left, and when he turned around, he also instructed Guo Fugui.

"Fugui, bring these two stones back again, lest the two fools collide with each other. ”

Guo Fugui was about to move the two stones, but Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were unwilling, and held on to the two stones.

"Guo Fugui, you can't move the stone back, if you move it back, when we ride back, it's not to witness the miracle again, we don't want to give you Guo Fugui this moment to witness the miracle, none of you can move the stone. ”

Guo Fugui didn't move: "Well, just at you two sharpened heads, when you ride back, you definitely have to dodge these two big stones, then you will have to touch the stones again, but unfortunately you only have two eggs, and you can't withstand hitting the stones three times." ”

"Hey, two viagras, what are you doing there, you guys get out of the way, or I'm going to bump into you." ”

As soon as Guo Fugui turned around, when the two viagra were still holding on to the stone, the fuel truck driven by Gao Feng rushed over.

"Ah, Brother Gao, hurry up and brake, how do you drive the car, it's like driving a flying car. ”

When someone shouted, Comrade Xiong Erwei and Comrade Ji Wei discovered the situation and found that the fuel truck rushed over like a wild horse, and there was no trace of slowing down.

"Oh, I told you to get out of the way quickly, why don't you dodge, are you two stupid?"

A shiny head poked out of the cab of the fuel truck and shouted loudly at the two viagras.

"I'll check, you're so fast, we've dodged the yarn, we're not stupid, we're not stupid, we let you stop, why don't you stop, are you stupid too." ”

The head in the cab replied, "yes, I'm stupid too, but I've been stepping on the brakes, but the more I hit the brakes, the faster I go." ”

When the three of them were talking, the refueling truck knocked Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei and the two stones they were holding out together, making a huge noise.

"My mother, the moment of witnessing the miracle has started again, you two viagra always give us miracles!"

Seeing the two viagras flying out like bullets holding big stones, Guo Fugui thought of the moment of witnessing a miracle again, and indeed this is another moment of miracles.

"Let's check, Brother Gao, why are your driving skills worse than fritters, how did you drive the car, knocking us all fifty meters away, fortunately we are holding two big stones, otherwise, you will knock us into Xiaoyue City, how can you use the accelerator as a brake." ”

When the fuel truck stopped, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were still lying on the stone, but the two walked to the side of the fuel truck with the stone, and the two viagra asked Gao Feng angrily.

"Hehe, two viagras, it's not that the car skills of the senior engineer are worse, but the driving skills of this fritters are worse than that, and it is also the fritters who use the accelerator as a brake and don't let go, just now it was not the car driven by the senior engineer, but the car driven by the fritters. ”

When the fritters poked their heads out of the cab, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei understood that Gao Feng and the fritters had swapped places, but the person driving at this time was the fritters instead of the peak.

"Oh, Brother Gao, you did it on purpose, why did you change positions with the fritters at this critical moment, that is, you changed positions with the fritters, why didn't you brake in time, why did you have to knock us into the air. ”

Gao Feng laughed: "Two viagras, just now I was going to help the fritters step on the brakes, but then I heard Brother Fugui shout and say that he wanted to witness a miracle, then I wanted to see what miracles would happen, so I deliberately didn't help the fritters step on the brakes, and the result really witnessed the miracle." ”

"Okay, you brother Gao, it turns out that you deliberately hurt us, then you listen to us, if there is a problem with our eggs, then we will bring your eggs." ”

After listening to Gao Feng's words, the two viagras were also very angry and sent a message to Gao Feng, if their eggs were knocked out of the problem, they would pick up Gao Feng's two eggs and transplant them to them.

Guo Fugui can't see one person, that is Comrade Gao Feng, as long as Gao Feng appears at the door of the third team, then Guo Fugui will not let Gao Feng go, unless he eats the eight poached eggs he made.

Guo Fugui is a man who can't be driven, he leaned on the front of the fuel truck, and Gao Feng had to compromise with Guo Fugui.

"Okay, Brother Fugui, you hurry up and make poached eggs, I still have to hurry up and refuel, the pile foundation team has already made more than a dozen calls to urge refueling. ”

Before Guo Fugui went to make poached eggs, he was not worried about Gao Feng, he moved the two big stones held by Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei and stuck them under the front and rear bumpers of the fuel truck.

This is how he stuck the front and rear of the fuel truck, Guo Fugui was still not very relieved, he pulled out the key of the fuel truck again, and threw it into the gutter in front of the door of the third team, and he also inserted a branch in the place where the car key was thrown as a mark, and at the same time, he urinated next to the branch as if no one was around, saying that he would come and fish it out after Gao Feng ate the poached eggs.

When Guo Fugui went home to make poached eggs, the fritters asked Gao Feng.

"Senior engineer, he threw the car keys into the gutter, can he get them out when he turns around?"

Gao Feng nodded: "Of course you can fish it out, you didn't see him insert a branch, and at the same time pee on the branch, this is called the new era version of carving a boat to ask for a sword." ”

"Senior engineer, I don't understand a little, I have learned the fable of this moment of the boat seeking the sword, the result of this story is that this fool didn't fish out the sword, doesn't that prove that Guo Fugui can't afford to get the car key when he comes back?"

When I was in elementary school, there was this fable in the Chinese textbook about carving a boat and asking for a sword, and you also learned this story, the protagonist in the story did a stupid thing, but the sword was not fished up.

Gao Feng looked at the fritters: "Youtiao, you still have a lot of knowledge, you have learned this fable, you have figured out this fable, it is true that the person in the boat begging for the sword did not fish out the sword, and like Guo Fugui, he will not be able to fish out the keys to the fuel truck later." ”

"Oh, if you say that, who can get the car keys?"

"Hehe, of course you can fish out the car keys, why don't you jump into the gutter to catch it, you won't be able to catch the ball after a while." ”

The fritters also looked at Gao Feng suspiciously, and Gao Feng smiled at him, indicating that this car key could only be fished out by the fritters, and he had to jump into the gutter to get it quickly.

After listening to the fritters, he jumped out of the car window without saying a word, and jumped into the gutter one after another, and the last beautiful prickly action jumped into the gutter.