When the fritters found out that they had made a big mistake, it was too late, and the match he was drawing fell towards Zheng Youcai's mouth, Zheng Youcai's mouth was spraying oil, and when the burning match met the oil column that was sprayed, it burst into flames. △¢Top Novel,

"I'll check, senior engineer, what can I do, it's on fire!"

When the match ignited the diesel, Comrade Churro was also panicked, and he was suddenly at a loss, not knowing what to do.

"Oh, Xiaoyou, you hurry up and step on it, what are you still doing in a daze?"

The proprietress standing on the side was also anxious about the small amount of oil, she asked the fritters to quickly step on the ignited fire with her feet, and the fritters were also in a hurry, and when she lifted her foot, she stepped on it crackling, and he shouted while stepping on it.

"I'll step on it, I'll step on it, stomp on you bastard. ”

In fact, this is diesel, and after it is ignited, the speed of combustion is also quite fast, but it is not a fritter that can be stepped on with your feet, and maybe it will burn faster the more you step on it.

But no, when the fritters stepped on it frantically, he found that the flames jumped higher, and the soles of his shoes were on fire, burning up along the trouser legs, and the fritters were dumbfounded.

"Sister Oil, are you hurting me, or are you hurting me, now even this fritter is on fire, my pair of Li Ning brand sneakers, and my new pants, they were all just bought for the first day of work, it cost me three or four hundred yuan, this is all ruined, you pay for this loss, sister!"

He was on fire, and the fritters were still worried about his newly bought shoes and pants, and he was not worried about his life.

"Oh, Xiaoyou, when is it, you are still worried about your shoes and pants, people don't talk about it, the old ones don't go, the new ones don't come, the shoes and pants are burned out, then you can buy new ones, you burn out yourself, you can come with a new one, you hurry up to save your life, you quickly fall to the ground like a buffalo rolling to save yourself." ”

When the proprietress saw this situation, she blamed the fritters for only worrying about the shoes and pants, but not about her own life, and she taught the fritters to roll on the ground to save herself.

"Senior engineer, I didn't listen to my sister anymore, she tried her best to have some bad ideas, just now I listened to her bad ideas, but I didn't save Zheng Youcai, and I took myself.

Senior engineer, I still believe you, you can give me a good idea, you can save me. ”

At this time, the fritters didn't believe that the proprietress had a small amount of oil, so he asked Gao Feng for help, and Gao Feng said.

"Fritters, this handsome guy thinks what the boss lady said is right, you fall to the ground first, I'll figure out a way for you. ”

Gao Feng said this, and the fritters did so, he just lay down on the ground, just lying with Zheng Youcai, both of them were on fire, Zheng Youcai's diesel fuel burned cracklingly, and Comrade Churros's shoes and pants were also burning.

After the fritters lay down, he asked Gao Feng: "Senior engineer, I've already fallen down, and then what should I do?"

Gao Feng replied: "You fritters, you don't have it, you just wait to burn, this burning time is not long, it will only take a few minutes, you will be turned into ashes with Zheng Youcai, and you will save the cost of going to the crematorium, I will find two more cans and bottles, put up your burned ashes, and send them back to your home, so that your family can find a piece of land to bury." ”

"Ah, Senior Engineer, you didn't do this, you are letting us spontaneously combust, your idea is even worse than my sister's, if I knew that you had this bad idea, I wouldn't have fallen to the ground. ”

Gao Feng's idea is even more rancid than the idea of the proprietress with a small amount of oil, he is not clearly letting himself wait to be burned to death, how can there be such a person.

The fritters were not light, he wanted to get up from the ground to find Gao Feng Theory, but before he could get up from the ground, Comrade Gao Feng had already stepped out and kicked the fritters and Zheng Youcai together like a football.

Gao Feng's kung fu on his feet is really amazing, this fritter is not thin, it is also a person of one hundred and dozens of catties, although Zheng Youcai is relatively thin, but he also weighs more than one hundred and a hundred catties, and the two of them add up to more than two hundred and fifty catties.

Gao Feng can kick them away with one kick, which shows how powerful this kick is, it is many times more powerful than the foot power of the World Footballer, and kicking two people is like playing a football.

The fritters and Zheng Youcai flew out like footballs, and drew a beautiful parabola, flying in an arc into the distance and flying into the mud pool.

Since the fritters and Zheng Youcai were both on fire, when Gao Feng kicked them out, it was like drawing a beautiful line of fire and falling into the mud pool.

"Wow, this is so beautiful, I must take a picture of it and post it to the WeChat circle of friends. ”

The proprietress has recently become obsessed with the WeChat circle of friends, holding the mobile phone all day long, whether it is eating or going to the toilet, or doing anything, she has to take a selfie and send it to the circle of friends, when this beautiful line of fire crosses her head, she remembered to take a photo and send it to the circle of friends, so that WeChat friends can share her photos.

The speed of Gao Feng's kicking was quite fast, the speed at which the fritters and Zheng Youcai flew out was quite fast, it was almost fleeting, when the proprietress felt that the fire of this arc was too beautiful, and when she took out her mobile phone, the fritters and Zheng Youcai had already fallen into the mud pool, and she couldn't shoot it if she wanted to.

"Senior engineer, can you kick it again, so that the proprietress can take a photo of herself, and then post it to the WeChat circle of friends, so that friends will be jealous. ”

The proprietress didn't have time to take beautiful photos with a small amount of oil, so she grabbed Gao Feng's arm and asked him to come again, Gao Feng pulled her hand away and said.

"Lady Oil, you have to shoot again, you don't have to ask me if I want to, you should ask the two of them if they want to do it again, as long as the two of them are willing, this handsome guy is easy to talk to. ”

The proprietress felt that the amount of oil was reasonable, so she ran directly to the mud pool, she didn't care that this was a mud pool, the mud in it was very deep, and jumped into it in three steps and two steps, grabbed the fritters and Zheng Youcai and asked them.

"Zheng Youcai, Xiaoyou, let's do it again, you flew so beautifully just now, you fly again, so that this boss will take a selfie and send it to the circle of friends, and this boss will thank your ancestors for eight lifetimes!"

Originally, the fritters and Zheng Youcai were on fire, but after Gao Feng kicked into the mud pool, the fire on their bodies was extinguished by the mud, and the two of them were about to climb out of the mud pool, and they were also ready to thank Gao Feng for saving his life.

"Hehe, boss, you want to take a selfie, you want to thank our eight-lifetime ancestors, we will give you this opportunity. ”

Seeing that the proprietress had a small amount of oil and jumped into the mud pool desperately, Zheng Youcai and the fritters glanced at each other, and the two of them instantly understood, and they started to press the small amount of oil of the proprietress into the mud pool, and kicked their feet violently, kicking and scolding while kicking.

"Hmph, you stinky woman, you will only take selfies to consider, you don't think about our life safety, we are about to lose our lives just now, if it wasn't for the senior engineer to save us in time, we have become a pile of ashes at this time, you stinky woman still want us to come once, what are your intentions.

The key is that you look so cold, you still think about taking selfies every day, you are not afraid that your WeChat friends will print out your photos and hang them in front of your bed to ward off evil spirits. ”

The fritters and Zheng Youcai were also relieved, and stepped the proprietress into the mud pool with a small amount of oil, and even her head and melon seeds couldn't be found, so the two of them stopped.

"Hehe, senior engineer, thank you very much for your timely kick, you are the timely rain Song Jiang in "Water Margin", if it wasn't for your timely kick, we would have really turned into ashes, and we are grateful now. ”

In order to vividly show their gratitude, they also pinched their noses and shook their noses vigorously, in fact, where could they shake their noses, they could only shake the mud, making Gao Feng hurriedly dodge and wave his hands at them.

"Hey, fritters, and Zheng Youcai, this handsome guy knows that you are grateful, you don't have to show that kind of Cheng dù, and you have to go back to the mud pool to rescue the oil boss, otherwise, she will be suffocated in the mud pool." ”

The proprietress was trampled by the fritters and Zheng Youcai with a small amount of oil, stepped on the mud pool, and couldn't even see a figure, so she would be suffocated to death after a long time.

"Hehe, senior engineer, after we are grateful to you, we will go back to the mud pool to save her, she is also an obese woman, her lung breath should not be too bad, hold the ball in the mud pool for half an hour, it is estimated that there is no ball at all." ”

"Go to the ball, she's a buffalo, and she can't hold it for half an hour. ”

The fritters and Zheng Youcai grinded, and Gao Feng directly kicked out and kicked the two into the mud pool.

The moment the fritters and Zheng Youcai entered the mud pool, the mud in the mud pool was blown up, and the proprietress who stepped into the depths of the mud was blown out of the mud pool with a small amount of oil.

"Zheng Youcai, Xiaoyou, do you agree to perform again, so that this boss lady can take a beautiful photo of herself, and then post it to the WeChat circle of friends, so that which WeChat friends of this boss will be envious and jealous. ”

"Hehe, boss, sister, we think we can do it again, not to let us do it again after we catch fire, but let us step on you again, and you start taking a selfie." ”

Zheng Youcai and the fritters pulled their hair again, and the other knocked down the proprietress with a small amount of oil, pressed her into the mud pool, raised her feet again, and stepped on her frantically.

"Hey, who is the person in charge of you here, hurry up and let him get out of Ben Viagra, Ben Viagra wants to ask him face to face, why did he dig a hole with such a big machine here, what does he mean by this, doesn't he know that this will destroy the earth's crust?"

Just as Zheng Youcai and the fritters trampled on the proprietress for a small time, two people came at this time, and one of them shouted at the top of his throat, asking the person in charge of the third team of the pile foundation to see him.