Zheng Youcai really took that bullwhip as a treasure, and held it in his arms, and when Gao Feng walked towards him, Zheng Youcai was also very vigilant. ※%Top※%Dot※%Small※%Say,

Zheng Youcai walked with his crotch as a leg, and when Gao Feng approached him, he moved back step by step, and said to Gao Feng anxiously.

"Senior engineer, don't fight Ben Zheng Youcai's idea of this baby, you will torture Ben Zheng Youcai to death, and Ben Zheng Youcai will not give you this baby. ”

Zheng Youcai was afraid of this, Gao Feng couldn't help laughing: "Haha, Zheng Youcai, you really treat this thing as a treasure, take a good look at it, it's just a piece of plastic!"

Gao Feng pointed to the thing in Zheng Youcai's arms and said that it was a piece of plastic, and Zheng Youcai snorted.

"Hmph, hum, senior engineer, you, like them, have a bad heart for Ben Zheng Youcai's baby, my migrant workers also said to me, saying that this baby is a plastic, in fact, I just want to get my baby over, so as to replenish my body, who is Ben Zheng Youcai, can I not know your thoughts." ”

"Haha, Zheng Youcai, what your migrant worker brothers said is not wrong, it is really a piece of plastic, you take a serious look, it was black just now, and now it has turned blue-green, that is the true color of plastic. ”

Gao Feng said that the baby in Zheng Youcai's arms had changed color, it was black just now, and now it has turned blue-green, Zheng Youcai still didn't believe it, he thought that Gao Feng was still fighting the idea of this baby.

"Hmph, senior engineer, you will die of this heart, no matter how you fool Ben Zheng Youcai, I can't give you this baby. ”

"Oh, Zheng Youcai, if you don't believe it, you can ask these brothers of yours, ask them if your baby has changed color, is it a piece of plastic?"

Zheng Youcai didn't believe it, so Gao Feng asked Zheng Youcai to ask his brothers, that is, the migrant worker brothers of the pile foundation team, and some colleagues who drove piles.

There were dozens of workers in the third team of pile foundations, all of whom gathered around to watch the excitement, and Gao Feng asked Zheng Youcai to ask them, and when Gao Feng said this, those migrant worker brothers nodded frequently.

"Yes, Senior Engineer, what you said is not wrong at all, it is true that Captain Zheng's baby has changed color, it used to be black, but now it has turned blue, that is the true color of plastic, and it has also changed after being washed through by gasoline. ”

Dozens of people said this, this Zheng Youcai still didn't believe everyone's words, and he was still silent.

"Cut, cut, cut, you just form a group to fool Ben Zheng Youcai, you just think that one day you will get Ben Zheng Youcai's baby over, you can make up for your body." ”

Zheng Youcai is really a top talent, he doesn't believe anyone's words, he holds the treasure to death, and his eyes don't look there.

"Zheng Youcai, you think you're really talented, you're a two-ball product, you take a good look at whether this is a plastic!"

Zheng Youcai's stubbornness, he also angered one person, that is, the fuel truck driver fritters, the fritters' eyes flew out, and they rushed to Zheng Youcai at a ten-meter sprint speed.

Originally, the fritter was only ten meters away from Zheng Youcai, but he could only sprint ten meters, and if he sprinted eleven meters, he would have run.

The fritters who rushed over stepped on Zheng Youcai's lower body, Zheng Youcai screamed reflexively, and when Zheng Youcai opened his mouth to shout, the fritters inserted the gas gun into his mouth, and the diesel fuel in the gas gun was instantly poured into Zheng Youcai's mouth.

When Zheng Youcai shouted, he also let go, and took the baby in Zheng Youcai's arms with a handful of fritters, and dangled it in front of Zheng Youcai's eyes, so that Zheng Youcai could see clearly whether it was a plastic stick.

The fritters kept holding the gas gun with his body, he was also tired, he couldn't hold on anymore, and seeing Zheng Youcai so stubborn, he rushed over with the gas gun.

"Zheng Youcai, open your triangular eyes and see clearly, is this a piece of plastic?"

Comrade fritters were furious, their eyes widened, and when the gas gun was just inserted into Zheng Youcai's mouth, Zheng Youcai still shook his head at the fritters in his own way.

"It's not, it can't be a plastic, it's a baby for my body, Ben Zheng Youcai has been using it to soak in water and drink for six years, it definitely can't be a plastic, if it's plastic, how can it have an effect, this is not an ordinary cattle value device, it is a Xinjiang yak value device, Ben Zheng Youcai is still looking for a relationship to buy it from Xinjiang people, Ben Zheng Youcai dares to guarantee that it is a baby. ”

"Zheng Youcai, you stupid comparison, why are you so stubborn, you still ask for someone to find a relationship, you still bought it from Xinjiang people, maybe the Xinjiang people are from the mainlanders dressed up, you didn't see that sketch Chen Peisi played Xinjiang people very similarly, you may have been deceived like this, let me let you see if this is a plastic. ”

The fritters were also in a hurry, he bit the Zheng Youcai baby with his mouth, and broke it with one hand, but he didn't use much force to break the Zheng Youcai's baby, and it was broken into two at once, and at the same time, plastic crumbs fell down and fell on Zheng Youcai's face.

"Zheng Youcai, do you see it with your dog's eyes, this is completely a piece of plastic, you Zheng Fool has been deceived. ”

Zheng Youcai really saw it clearly this time, this thing is a plastic, but he was stuck in a gas gun by a fritters, and the diesel fuel kept pouring into his stomach, and he was so drunk that he rolled his eyes, he was struggling desperately, and his mouth couldn't speak.

"Zheng Youcai, you Zheng stupid, this fritter is broken to show you, you still don't believe it's a piece of plastic, you're still so stubborn, why do you keep shaking your head, why don't you even let a fart go!"

Zheng Youcai rolled his eyes and shook his head, the fritters were very unhappy, he gritted his teeth at Zheng Youcai, and once again used the strength of eating Nai, and almost didn't insert the gas gun into Zheng Youcai's stomach, just like a doctor doing a gastroscopy, he wanted to insert the gas gun all the way to the deepest part of the stomach.

"Oh, fritters, you are about to insert Zheng Youcai to death, you are about to fill him to death, he is struggling desperately, what can he do if he doesn't shake his head, how can he still let out a fart." ”

If the fritters continue, Zheng Youcai will have to be killed by him, Gao Feng shouted at the fritters, and Comrade Churro reacted.

"I checked, this fritter thought that Zheng Youcai was killed and didn't admit it, it turned out that I inserted it. ”

Only then did the fritters pull the refueling gun out of Zheng Youcai's mouth, and after it was dialed out, Zheng Youcai's mouth sprayed diesel fuel out, spraying it out like an oil column, and after the fritters were pulled out, he inserted the refueling gun into it again.

"Youtiao, what are you doing, you just dialed it out, why did you insert it again, you want to kill Zheng Youcai?"

Gao Feng was very puzzled, and the fritters replied: "Senior engineer, if you don't plug it in, you can't do it, this refueling gun is bubbling with oil, and I really don't have the strength to block the muzzle of this refueling gun, and now I understand that heroes are really not so easy to be, it's really freezing three feet and not a day's cold!"

"Fritters, aren't you holding half a piece of plastic in your hand, it's just the thickness of the plastic to withstand the muzzle of the gas gun. ”

Gao Feng asked the fritters to take the half of the plastic top of the refueling gun, and the fritters suddenly realized, he stuffed half of the plastic in his hand into the muzzle of the refueling gun, which was just right, just like a plug specially made for the muzzle of the refueling gun, and no oil came out at all after being stuffed in.

"Senior engineer, this fritter suddenly realized, you said to come up with a way within a minute, it turns out that you went to Zheng Youcai's baby, Zheng Youcai's baby is really a good thing, it's worthy of this refueling gun." ”

"Engineer, to thank you for your good idea, I must let you smoke a cigarette. ”

In order to thank Gao Feng for his idea, the fritters solved a problem for him, the muzzle of the refueling gun was blocked, otherwise, the fritters felt that their stomachs were going to be broken, and he was also very interesting, and he kept putting the refueling gun on his stomach, so that he was regurgitated like a river and a sea.

The fritters took out the cigarette and wanted to throw it to Gao Feng, who waved his hand.

"Churros, I don't smoke. ”

"Senior engineer, I'm going to talk about you, as a man who doesn't have any hobbies, what kind of man is that, men should have three hobbies, smoking, drinking and burning their heads, you have to smoke this cigarette." ”

The fritters threw the cigarette to Gao Feng, and took a cigarette into his mouth while pulling out a match to light the fire.

This product also likes to use matches, so he struck it all at once, lit his own cigarette, and sent the burning matches to the peak here.

"Fritters, I said I don't smoke, and you can't smoke here, let alone strike matches, you quickly extinguish the matches. ”

Seeing that the fritters handed over the lit matches, Gao Feng shouted loudly and scolded the fritters, and the fritters were still a little unhappy.

"Senior engineer, you're boring, I'm kind enough to give you a cigarette to smoke, why are you still scolding me, you don't have any politeness, not to mention that this is not a gas station, and it's not in the bullet train, why can't you smoke?"

"Oh, fritters, this is not a gas station, nor is it in the bullet train, but you didn't see Zheng Youcai lying at your feet, his mouth kept spraying diesel oil, once your match fell into his mouth, then Zheng Youcai will be finished. ”

Gao Feng pointed to Zheng Youcai lying on the ground, and the fritters looked down, this Comrade Zheng Youcai was spraying oil there with his mouth open, this guy was poured into the fritters I don't know how much diesel fuel entered his stomach, and the diesel fuel was like a spring.

"I'll check, senior engineer, if you don't say it, I really forgot about Zheng Youcai, fortunately you reminded me in time. ”

When the fritters understood, he threw away the burning match in his hand, and when he was done, he screamed again.

"Senior engineer, I made a mistake again, I originally wanted to use my feet to crush it after throwing this burning match, which is also a habit I have always developed, but I forgot that Zheng Youcai is under my feet, and it is too late for me to step on it again. ”

But no, the match thrown away by the fritters fell into Zheng Youcai's mouth, and Zheng Youcai's mouth was spraying oil out.