Ye Chen's jokes made everyone laugh, Nami was the most exaggerated, the front and back of the smile, the chest trembled, the tall and towering part was always particularly eye-catching.

Ye Chen said with a smile, "Actually, it seems that the fortune tellers are unfathomable, they are all pretended, nine times out of ten, they have guessed the identity of the other party, and they can't say it clearly, and then deliberately pretend to be very mysterious, as if they can pinch and calculate." The joke is actually only half told......"

Speaking of this, Ye Chen deliberately sold a pass, and Nami hurriedly rushed over, "Hurry up, hurry up, I still have to listen!"

Ye Chen reluctantly withdrew his gaze from Nami's chest, and really wanted to make some excessive requests, but because Robin was watching from the sidelines, he had to try his best to restrain himself and clear his throat, Ye Chen continued. The dog meat general is very satisfied with the fortune telling, after this incident, the reputation of the fortune teller is famous, looking for him to tell the fortune in an endless stream, every day his hexagram stall is full of surrounding, and the money he makes is naturally a lot, it is simply a day into the gold, there are three villains in the local area, very red-eyed, want to find the trouble of the fortune telling, so they discussed to find the fortune teller together, the three came to the hexagram stall, shouting to tell the hexagram, everything is easy to say, if the calculation is not accurate, he smashed his stall, and then robbed all his money. ”

Seeing that these three people were violent, with five big and three thick faces, they knew that they were not small, they were either ruffians or hooligans, and the guests in line before were not scared away, and they knew that these three people were all famous local villains.

There is no way, I can't fight and I can't escape, I can't escape, so I have to promise them to count, the boss thought for a long time and said a pig word.

The fortune teller pinched his fingers and said with a smile, "Congratulations, someone will invite you to dinner at noon." ”

The boss was puzzled and didn't believe it, so he replied, "Then I'll wait until noon, and if you can't calculate accurately, see how I clean you up." ”

The second child also said a pig, and the fortune teller couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "When it's noon, someone must give you a new dress!"

It was the third child's turn, he also said a pig word, and the fortune teller almost died of anger, these three ruffians actually competed with pigs, and they all measured the same words.

The fortune teller thought for a while, and said to the third child, "You, I'm sorry, someone will beat you later, and this beating is not light." ”

Nami wondered, "How did he find out?"

Ye Chen shook his head, "It's probably shit luck, the boss is easier to guess, at noon, someone really invited him to dinner, because he is the local tyrant and the boss of the three ruffians, so it is normal for someone to invite him to dinner." ”

"And the second child, the fortune teller saw that his clothes were a little shabby, so he guessed that someone would give him a piece of clothing, sure enough, he also guessed that there were many people making clothes on the street this time, and naturally some people thought about the three brothers, and when he saw that the second brother's clothes were shabby, it was normal to give him a new dress. ”

Nami nodded, "It seems that his luck in this fortune teller is really good, what about your third child, does anyone really dare to beat him?"

Ye Chen nodded, "Yes, this third child is an anxious child, although the eldest and second child were guessed, but he was not convinced at all, relying on himself to be a local tyrant, he didn't believe that anyone dared to beat him, but when he got to the street, he yelled and shouted: Who, who dares to beat me?" , Coincidentally, the fortune teller saw the dog meat general's woman pass in front of his stall early in the morning, and the third man did not dare to provoke him, but the dog meat general's people were not afraid of him, not to mention that the guy was also very unlucky, he was babbling on the street, and accidentally stepped on the feet of the dog meat general's woman, the woman scolded, the third child turned around and was a slap, this is good, the dog meat general's subordinates were all angry, rushed up and couldn't help but say, facing the third is a violent beating. ”

Luo suddenly raised his head and asked, "I really want to know how he should answer this fortune teller next, guess it right, count his luck, he can't tell the three of him that he guessed blindly, right?" ”

Ye Chen smiled slightly, and deliberately pulled a long tone, "Don't worry, and listen to me slowly, the three ruffians felt puzzled in their hearts, especially the third brother who was beaten very badly, he wanted to ask clearly, so the three of them came to the hexagram stall again, and the third brother pointed to the nose of the hexagram teller and asked: Obviously, our three brothers all said the same word, why was my eldest brother invited to dinner, and my second brother was given a piece of clothing, and I was beaten up?"

Nami and the others all widened their eyes, and even their ears were ridged.

Ye Chen continued, " The fortune teller replied, the word pig has a saying in our line, the first to write a pig is called the fat pig arch, you think, a pig arch, its owner must think that it is hungry, so it will feed it something to eat, so, someone invited your eldest brother to eat, your second brother also wrote a pig word, this is the pig second arch, the master felt puzzled, obviously just for feeding, why arch again, is it cold, so add some hay to it, so someone you got a new dress for the second brother, and you, also wrote a pig word, this is the pig three arches, the owner will think, feed and feed, hay is also added, this pig must be full of nothing to look for, so in a fit of rage, he will definitely beat the pig fat. ”

After Ye Chen's joke was finished, everyone laughed again, and Ah Jingang took a sip of wine, and it all squirted out.

Luo nodded: "This fortune teller is really clever." ”

Nami listened to this, and hurriedly reached out and took Ye Chen's arm and begged, "One more, I want to listen to another one." Because the two were almost close together, Ye Chen could clearly feel the fullness of Nami's chest, rubbing and rubbing, soft, numb and crispy, which made Ye Chen's heart painful and excited, he really wanted to correct Nami on the spot, he was really a goblin who was fascinated by death.

Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "Eat first, after eating, I'll tell another one, that joke is funny." ”

"Yay!"

Nami hurriedly returned to her seat and sat down, and the speed of everyone's meal was obviously a lot faster, anyway, it was still early to arrive at Fish-Man Island, and there was nothing to do when she was idle, so she should use Ye Chen's jokes to pass the time.

Everyone was swept away by the clouds, and the dinner was quickly over, and Nami hurriedly urged, "Say it quickly, don't rub it off." ”

Ye Chen glanced at Nami, and said in his heart, she is in a hurry, if she really has a man in the future, she is probably a monkey anxious.

Ye Chen cleared his throat, and when he saw that Stone brought a drink, Ye Chen took a cup of coffee and handed it to Robin, Robin smiled, and looked at Ye Chen, his eyes were full of tenderness for a moment.