Chapter 755, Disgusting Joke

Ye Chen has always been very concerned about Robin's habits, her favorite thing is coffee, followed by reading, sandwiches, and fiddling with flowers...... Ye Chen kept these things in mind.

Seeing that everyone was seated, Ye Chen couldn't bear to continue to hang people's appetites, and hurriedly said, "There are two very good friends, one is named Simon and the other is called Kerry, one day the two of them went to the park for a walk after eating together, and while walking, suddenly there was a big puddle of dog poop on the ground in front of them. While speaking, Ye Chen gestured with a gesture: "It's a big pool, Simon's eyes rolled, and bad water appeared in his heart, he smiled and said to Kerry, "If you dare to eat all this poop, I'll give you 100,000 berry!"

"Ahh Nami ran over angrily, waving her fist and punching Ye Chen hard.

Ye Chen continued, "Kerry thought to himself, 100,000 Berry, that's not a small amount, you know, 100,000 Berry is enough to make Nami strip her clothes." ”

Ye Chen deliberately made fun of Nami's matter, everyone was happy, Nami glared at Ye Chen, and said angrily, "Now that the market has changed, you can only see it once in the future, and you won't owe it on credit!"

After a period of struggle between heaven and man, Kerry finally agreed, he gritted his teeth, was ruthless, and took out a pair of chopsticks from his arms very tragically!

"Ah, hey, hey, why does he have chopsticks on him?" Nami felt vulgar and boring at first, but Ye Chen suddenly changed his words, which immediately aroused Nami's interest.

Ah Jin interjected, "Shouldn't it, he's just running for this, did he have the foresight to prepare chopsticks in advance before going out." ”

Ye Chen smiled and didn't answer, but continued, "I saw Kerry, with a click, I broke the chopsticks in front of Simon." ”

"Cut ......" Nami Perona and the others snorted in unison, it seems that Kerry is just putting on a show, and he won't really eat at all.

Ye Chen paused, and then continued, "After Kerry broke the chopsticks, he took out a small spoon from his arms very arrogantly!"

"Ahh

Whoever goes out for no reason will carry chopsticks and spoons with them, as if they are ready to eat when they go out in advance.

Ye Chen learned to eat, and deliberately picked up a spoon and gestured it, everyone felt disgusting and funny.

What's even more annoying is that Ye Chen still clicked his mouth, and his learning was too similar.

Robin secretly said to Ye Chen, "Don't think about going to my bed tonight!"

Ye Chen glanced at Robin and smiled sheepishly, "Why don't we do something we like together on the sofa tonight!"

Robin rolled his eyes back and hurriedly turned around.

Ye Chen continued, "At the end of eating, Kerry took out a steamed bun from his arms, broke half of it with his hands, and then wiped it very carefully on the ground, so to speak, he ate cleanly, and there was nothing left!"

"It's such a disgusting joke!" Nami bent down and made a very realistic vomiting shape, although it was disgusting, but it made people feel very funny, especially when Ye Chen used gestures to make a gesture, he learned vividly, and unconsciously, a picture of eating appeared in everyone's minds.

Ye Chen paused for a moment, and then said, "After eating, Kerry stretched out his hand to Simon and said, I have finished eating, give the money." ”

Beibo nodded, "This Kerry is so miserable and pays such a big price, he should be rewarded." ”

Simon said, who went out with so much money, so, I'll give it to you when I get back, and then the two continued to walk forward, the more Kerry thought about it, the more he regretted it, and saw that there was a pool of oversized poop in front of him, Kerry pointed with his hand and said to Simon, "Do you dare to eat, if you eat, I will also give you 100,000 Berry?"

"Huh?" This kind of plot development is completely beyond everyone's speculation, everyone thought that Simon would give Kerry 100,000 Berry when he got home, but he didn't expect Kerry to let Simon eat again.

Nami hurriedly asked, "What will happen to Simon?" will he eat?"

Ye Chen said: "Simon straightened his chest and said very arrogantly, I don't eat it, because I know that you won't lend me the spoon." ”

After listening to the first half of the sentence, everyone still felt normal, and it was like a human being, but in the second half of the sentence, they all burst into laughter, and Nami threw herself into Ye Chen's arms without any scruples.

Ye Chen didn't like to give up halfway, and then said, "Kerry happily lent the spoon to Simon, and then, Simon ate it with a click, and at the end of the meal, he stretched out his hand again, Kerry wondered, what else do you want?"

Simon replied, "That half a steamed bun!"

Nami had just gotten up from Ye Chen's arms, and when she heard this, she fell into Ye Chen's arms again.

Even Trafalgar Rowe, who has always been bad at laughing, couldn't sit still laughing.

Ye Chen made a final summary, "Finally, after Simon finished eating, he reached out to Kerry to ask for money, and Kerry replied: I didn't bring any money either, so you should be 100,000 Berry, and I also owe you 100,000 Berry, let's just settle it, and no one owes anyone." ”

Robin answered, "These two people have eaten for nothing!"

Everyone laughed even happier, and although the joke was vulgar, it was really funny, and the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to laugh.

After late at night, everyone went back to their rooms, Ye Chen naturally went to Robin generously, after Robin entered the house, he was just about to take a bath, he was hugged by Ye Chen, nephrite was warm and fragrant, indescribably intoxicating, the two were almost close together, the elegant aroma on Robin's body, like mellow red wine, came with a burst of pavement, making Ye Chenzhou's body up and down, almost every blood vessel, every pore on his body, every cell, all boiled.

Robin is as quiet as a virgin, smiling gracefully, with a pair of deep and charming eyes that shimmer with a wise and sensual luster, an elegant snow-white neck, a smooth and flat lower abdomen, and ruddy lips...... All of them exude a dazzling charm.

With a wife like this, what more could a husband ask for, Ye Chen became more and more intoxicated, feeling that his whole body was about to explode, he hugged Robin fiercely, lowered his head and kissed Robin domineeringly.

The atmosphere in the room is getting hotter and hotter, everything is in plain sight, this kind of wonder, it is not enough for outsiders, but if he can speak, Ye Chen will definitely shout at the top of his throat, "Let the storm come more violently!"

Robin, gentle and kind, sexy and charming, intelligent and wise, elegant and dignified... Although there are many beauties in the world of One Piece, there are too many beautiful women to count, but Robin's beauty is not only gorgeous, but also irreplaceable.