Who dares to make trouble at my son's birthday celebration, I will burn him at the stake - Your Majesty

Hearing this, the little Lori was going to go to fight for the crab that was bigger than the plate, "Wait a minute" Luo Muye forcibly swallowed the food in his mouth, and hurriedly stretched out his hand and grabbed the little Lori, "What's wrong? Brother Gru?" After being dragged, the little Lori turned around and asked puzzledly, "It's still alive, it's not ripe, no! Luo Muye once again took a closer look at the big crab, nodded and made an unbelievable conclusion, "Ah, isn't it all red like this, and it's not ripe, and it's not dead yet?" Little Lori stared at the king crab, opening her mouth in surprise with a look of disbelief, "Maybe people are talented? But boss, you said that it is alive, so let's look at it like this?" Farnesus sneered in a low voice, and then stared at the red but pretending to be dead king crab with bad intentions, Luo Muye They noticed the abnormality, but the others didn't have such good eyesight, looking at the huge crab body, there were many guests who were hungry and had left saliva, Farnessus listened attentively, and the sound of swallowing saliva and rubbing knives and forks all over the hall couldn't help but be a little funny, although many people were very greedy, but there was only this one crab, how to eat it, and where to eat it became a huge problem, just when the guests looked at the big crab that came over and were at a loss and hesitated how to do it, a middle-aged fat man with a big belly seems to be unable to resist the temptation of a crab anymore/ Confused, the fat hand in the depths pulled to the left arthropod of the king crab, but just when the thick palm was about to touch the arthropod of the king crab, the mutation occurred, the king crab that was originally pretending to be dead suddenly came to life, its body leaned forward slightly, and the left limb jerked forward fiercely to penetrate the palm of the fat middle-aged guest, and then by the middle-aged fat man retracted the palm of the hand because of the pain, he stretched his body in mid-air and jumped up and fell on the dining table, and then rolled forward to avoid the iron plate slapped by the waiter, picked up a pair of knives and forks from the dining table that I don't know who left on the table, and slid towards a fountain on the right side of this hall, "Damn, he was definitely premeditated, this action is too numb, look at the movement of the knife and fork in his hand, who can believe that it is a crab?" Bangas smacked his lips and commented in surprise, "You can become a sperm, why can't others." Luo Muye retorted disdainfully, "Can that be the same? I am a smart race" Bengas protested disagreeingly, "Well, then you say it doesn't look like an intelligent race now." Luo Muye's words made Bangas fall into silence, and many guests and waiters were stunned by this scene at this time, who would have thought that the crab that had become the food served on the table would actually be alive, and it would be so cunning that it would cross the table, but it was just a moment of stunned effort The guests who were obsessed with food were completely furious, they gathered together, holding knives, forks and wine bottles and shouting: "It turned out to be alive, and the live crab tastes more delicious." His eyes lit up as he stared at the escaping king crab

"Boss, what should we do?" Farnesus hesitated for a moment and asked, "Don't worry, I don't think it's that simple, this crab should still have a hand" Sure enough, as Luo Muye guessed, the escaped king crab rushed to the fountain in a few slips, and the center of the spring used the hind arthropod to desperately guide the spring to expand the hole of the water spray, while waving the knife on the crab claw to prevent people from approaching, several "warriors" who were too excited were all injured by this cunning crab, but now the advantages of the crab are only the appearance, as the crab's resistance is getting weaker and weaker, the distance that humans can get closer and closer has been touched several times have touched the shell of the king crab, don't look at the king crab so hard, but it is obvious that it will be a while before the fountain is opened, at this moment, the body of the heroic king crab suddenly paused, and began to emit a faint blue light, followed by a slight movement of the mouth, sending out a "stinging sting" A few screams similar to electromagnetic waves, and then a few small cyan crabs came out of the tail end of the king crab and immediately fell down the hind limbs, and immediately jumped into the spring and slipped away along the open channel, "It said that the children go quickly, don't look back, don't think about revenge, you must live" Farnessus on the side muttered in his ears, "Ahhhh Well, my chef Garfield loves seafood, and I used to learn it in order to better penetrate the seafood group," Farnesus said softly with his head down, smacking his lips

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"Huh, Boss Gru, why are you crying again," Farnesus casually swept his gaze over Gru and found that Luo Muye's eyes were filled with tears at this time. "I know this, Grugo must have been moved by the female crab sacrificing herself to save her son. Little Lori patted her chest confidently and raised her head, "Wow, this is a female crab, that means a lot of crab roe, crab roe, have you seen it?" Luo Muye, who suddenly woke up, happily hugged Farnesus and shook it with emotion, "....." Lucretia suddenly felt that it would be a good choice to stuff Glue into that fountain spring? Another series of low screams sounded, and the more frantic king crab began to swing its knobs despite the knives and forks that were split on its body, while quickly tapping the fountain with the crab claws to collapse them, "It said damn humans, you should never know the location of the Poseidon necklace, boss, this guy seems to know what treasures, is there a head?" Farnessus's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pushed Luo Muye, "En?" Okay, save it first, will you speak crab words, Farnesus told him to play a play with us, we can save him but let him tell us the location of the treasure. Luo Muye agreed, looked at Farnesus and was ready to intervene to save the crab, "Well, the boss has a question, I can understand but I can't speak crab words, seafood words are also taught by my master Garfield, do you think my body structure can speak seafood words?" Farnesus spread his hands and said helplessly, "Then there is no way to use this trick, whoosh." After Luo Muye finished speaking, he rushed out with a sliding step, avoiding the excited crowd, and as soon as he got close to the king crab, he used superb martial arts, and a hand that can be called a perverted magic attainment, first used the table knife that was snatched from the hand of the guest who didn't know which one to cut off the eight arthropods of the king crab, and then the knife in his hand flew up and down to cut off the two crab claws, because Luo Muye's movements were too fast, the king crab didn't even have time to feel the pain, and his ears remembered that it fell to the ground and made a "jingle bell" The utensils, the ground is his own arthropod dumbfounded, and then Luo Muye didn't give him a chance to sigh, and then a healing magic hit the king crab's body to stop his death, and then used the ice magic that had already been brewed, and froze the king crab into ice lumps in one go------ picked it up and ran, the action was extremely fast. The guests just woke up from a dream at this time, making a noise, thinking about the food that was snatched away by Luo Muye, everyone was unwilling to want to recover it, but they were afraid of Luo Muye's strength and couldn't help but hesitate, suddenly someone saw that Luo Muye just took away the big shell of the king crab, but left 8 arthropods and two crab crows on the ground, the crowd was just stunned, and they were boiling and scrambling to put these 10 delicious bags into their arms. At this time, Luo Muye, who had already run away, couldn't help but smile, his plan succeeded, if he took away the complete king crab, it would definitely not work, if people were greedy, they would be punished by God, he ate meat and others drank soup, then because of his strength, there was a great possibility that the guests would acquiesce in taking away the king crab, the king crab frozen in the ice watched his limbs being happily taken away by humans, and looked at Luo Muye with a somewhat complicated expression, two black eyes the size of soybeans were purring, and he didn't know what he was thinking, with his wisdom, he didn't understand why Luo Muye cut off all its limbs and rescued it, and he couldn't understand it, he could only stare at Luo Muye helplessly with his eyes, "Farnessus, put it away, ask later, let's eat first" Luo Muye threw the ice lump at Farnessus, "Grinning" Farnessus took the ice lump neatly, stretched out his scarlet tongue and licked it on the ice cube with fascination, seeing that the king crab inside was cold, and suddenly it felt that maybe it might not be a good thing to fall into this combination, Farnessus carefully stuffed the ice cube into his own storage bag.

It's a little strange, there are so many things in the banquet, the owner of this room has not leaked faces, and the person who spoke on behalf of the host in the room is just an old butler with a gray beard, and that is just a few words of comfort to arrange for the injured guests to go to the hospital, and then announced the continuation of the dinner, this way of dealing is really a little peculiar, you must know that in any of the host's homes, four evil guests with black hoods to grab food, and the horror of the guests being attacked by ingredients This banquet should not be able to go on, but the fact is that everyone just recovered enough after a stunned moment, but the atmosphere on the field became more enthusiastic, so that Luo Muye completely can't understand what ingredients are in the minds of the people of Alasia, is it that the brain circuits are so peculiar in the sky? Luo Muye asked his partners the questions in his heart, Bangas, who knew the human society best, let out a chuckle to solve his confusion, it turned out that this continent has never been peaceful, all kinds of amazing things happen every day, and the lack of entertainment facilities makes people happy to hear about these strange experiences of ghosts and ghosts, and the strange events that happened at today's banquet will become a kind of talking point for the guests in the future, so why stop it? Besides, who are the people sitting here, small aristocrats, small tycoons, middle-level artists, where do they need to care about so many etiquette and rules, as long as they don't smash the venue, deliberately hurt people and vicious incidents, waiters, housekeepers, these managers are no different from blind people, of course, if Luo Muye entered the right passage just now, it would be different, because every class has a game of every class, and people with bad rules will always be kicked out, and making rules requires strong strength and respect from others, which Luo Muye can't do for the time being。

After such a small episode, the eyes of the guests and waiters looking at Luo Muye changed slightly, so that he finally didn't have to send Farnesus and Bengas everywhere to beg grandpa to beg for food, the food served by the waiter and the selection of the guests will always leave a little for these four masters, Luo Muye's response to their behavior is- No matter how many you send, he can cooperate with the three partners to eat cleanly, and it is really difficult for their little belly to hold so many things, and .....eat!

Half an hour later, just when Luo Muye and the others decided to eat something, a crisp bell suddenly sounded in the hall, the sound was not loud but eye-catching enough, and the white-bearded butler stood on a high place with a smile and said: "Guests, please come with me, His Majesty the King and the Empress will take the little prince Lasky to receive the blessings of the High Priest and the Kingdom of Heaven God, please watch the ceremony, of course, it does not restrict your freedom, and those who are not full can continue to enjoy the dinner." After saying that, Shi Shiran gave way behind him and made an inviting gesture, and most of the guests immediately put down the tableware in their hands and got up, or straightened out their somewhat tight formal clothes, or brushed the stiffness of their armor, or there was a young lady who carried the corners of her skirt to avoid dirt, and followed the white-bearded old butler, only a few guests were still swallowing food, but looking at their expressions, they also planned to leave immediately. "Do you want to go?" Luo Muye asked, "Brain... Go yourself, we haven't eaten yet" Farnessus, who had a mouth full of stuffs, took a sip of his drink and said vaguely, Luo Muye glanced at the three partners who still refused to give up, shook his head, and followed the white-bearded old man.

After only staying for a while, Luo Muye regretted it, at this time, the king of Alasia and Queen Catherine happened to hold the little prince and slowly descended from the steps on the second floor, and with their downstairs movements, the fierce guards on both sides gradually knelt down on one knee, lowered their heads, and put their right hands into fists on their chests to salute the king and queen, and the guests who came to visit, no matter what kind of identity they have now, slowly lowered their bodies and finally knelt on the ground, expressing their respect for the king and queen, Luo Muye, who hated kneeling the most, looked at the fact that he was about to become a reference, and quickly bent his knees to let his legs squat, found a taller guest squatting behind him, and the action was obscene as if he was smelling someone else's fart. "Get up, long live Aracya. The king's strong voice came, and the sparse crowd began to stand up, and Luo Muye had time to seriously look at His Majesty the Emperor, who was said to be dead and poisoned, "He's so ugly." Luo Muye couldn't help muttering in his heart, but his face was not shocked, and he paid attention to Queen Catherine, it can be seen that the queen must have been a great beauty when she was young, although it is very close to maintenance, the years still leave some traces, but in general, the charm still exists, Luo Muye If he didn't like mature women, he might have knelt down under her pomegranate skirt, as for the little prince Luo Muye only glanced at it and didn't look at it, in his opinion, children are not all the same, and now it is ugly and he must be a handsome person, he mainly stayed on the big priest on the side, he didn't know who she was, But Luo Muye can feel that this young priest is full of bright power, and she looks so beautiful, so gentle as water, if it weren't for the hidden illness Luo Muye might really go to the trap to see if he can develop a super friendship relationship, just think about it now, and the long nonsense of the appearance of the salute began, "First of all..."

Luo Muye looked at the serious eyes of the guests around him, and then looked at the master of ceremonies who did not end the speech at all, pursed his lips disdainfully and stepped back gently, he decided to continue to go back to eat, as for the possible conversation after the ceremony, he didn't care about any of the activities of the royal family, anyway, even if it was a show, it would have to wait for these big people to finish their work, when he came back, they had stopped eating in Bangas, and they were there with round stomachs wailing that they were eating too much, looking at the clothes that they had been supported by eating, Luo Muye grew his mouth, and after being stunned, he suddenly roared: "Are you stupid? There will be a performance later, can you still perform after eating like this? Lucretia look at you, you are now like a fat angel who failed to lose weight, can you still sing?" Lucretia was unhappy and wanted to sing a refutation of Luo Muye, but she didn't expect to feel the food lingering in her throat with a mouth, so she quickly closed her mouth and wrote a note to Luo Muye, Luo Muye looked at the note handed over by Little Lori, "I'm sorry, Brother Gru, I ate too much, and I didn't dare to open my mouth when my throat was over" Sorry smiled at Luo Muye, "Huh" Luo Muye sighed a little helplessly, even if Bangas is better, even if you eat a lot, because the spicy-eyed hula dance will not be performed for those celebrities, princes and nobles, it doesn't matter, Luo Muye waved his hand and told him to get out of here, he looked at Farnessus: "Ride on the car and try" "Boss, you don't have to worry about me, I know in my heart, I'm still agile, poof..." Farnessus embarrassedly put away the wheelbarrow and looked at Luo Muye embarrassedly, Luo Muye snorted coldly and pointed to the direction where Bengas left, "Go and go, give me some to vomit, lose weight and see what it looks like, how to perform in a while." Luo Muye ordered them, "Boss, you tell me to lose weight, then don't eat it yourself, you will be beaten up for a performance later, you will be beaten out of the if you eat like this" Bangas saw Luo Muye raised his knife and fork and whispered a suggestion, "Get out, first lower your weight, I'm straight, one or two of you are elliptical." ”

After saying that, the members of the one, two, three, and four circuses began the weight loss task, Luo Muye ate a few bites and thought about it, so he didn't eat and sat on the chair with one hand on his forehead and thought about things there, and after a while, the little friends who had finished reducing the burden returned, and they all sat near Luo Muye, listening to his plan, at this moment, a waiter came over with a paper and pen, and when he saw Luo Muye, his eyes lit up, and he walked over quickly and said politely to Luo Muye: "Hello sir, excuse me, this is your paper and pen" "Ah?" Why give me paper and pen, oh I understand" Seeing the waiter nodding slightly at the table in front of him, Luo Muye, who understood it, suddenly realized, took the paper and pen while writing and muttered: "The dinner is generally good, but the beef is too tender, and the tilapia is steamed and the ginger is shredded, hey, do you have any suggestions?

"Sir... Sir?" The waiter paused for a moment, and called out to Luo Muye, who was still writing hard, with an anxious face, "Ah, what's the matter?" Luo Muye looked up and asked suspiciously, "I think you made a mistake, I didn't ask you to write suggestions for improving dinner, and I don't think you will come back for a second meal, so you can't change it when you write our back hall, and the purpose of giving you paper and pen is to let you write your blessings to the little prince, which is what every guest here needs to do, don't you know?" The waiter looked at Luo Muye suspiciously, as if he suspected how he came in, Luo Muye was stunned, "Look, I forgot about it all of a sudden, I'll tease you and give me another piece of paper." Luo Muye quietly crumpled the suggestion note just now into a ball and threw it on the table casually, and then wrote down his blessing casually and handed it to the waiter, "Okay, here you go" The waiter nodded slightly and turned away.

Half a prayer hour later, when Luo Muye and they were a little bored, a knight walked up to them, "Hello guests, the blessing of the little prince Lasky is about to begin, please all the guests go to the central hall, please come with me." "Anyway, they led the way without refusing, they spread their shoulders and smiled and didn't say anything to keep up with the tall knight, at this time the central hall was already overcrowded, and there were surging crowds everywhere, Luo Muye They were the last to arrive, the tall knight nodded to a blue-helmet knight leader on the side, the blue-helmet knight snapped his fingers, and then a tall and thin master of ceremonies stood up from the second floor and said loudly" Thank you, all guests, and now we will enter the grandest part of this dinner, and I believe that every guest has sent their most sincere wishes to our newborn Prince Laski, and now let us read out that sincere blessing to tell our little prince how much the world loves him. The master of ceremonies' words made Luo Muye stunned, he suddenly had a bad premonition, and sure enough, the master of ceremonies took out a note from a box handed over by the attendant in front of him and recited it aloud: "Courage is the source of your cutting of thorns, and your wisdom will make human civilization go further" The master of ceremonies smiled and took out the second note "You are the mainstay of resistance to evil, and you are the pride of the whole territory of Alasia"

Luo Muye already knew what was going to happen, and the ominous premonition was about to come true, "Hurry up," he whispered to his companions, looking very anxious.

"What's wrong?" said Lou

"I don't know, why do you have to go?"

"It doesn't matter where you go, it's right to leave first, no, leave the capital quickly, we go back to the barrier, humans can't stay" Luo Hui

"Did you write something on a slip of paper that shouldn't have been written?"

"No, it shouldn't be written, it's just not appropriate, their family is a bit powerful, and now if we don't leave for a while, we will be miserable." Luo Muye scratched his head in embarrassment and squeezed through the crowd.

"Stop, the blessing meeting is not over yet, you can't go anywhere, you can leave after the blessing is over. As soon as he squeezed through the crowd, Luo Muye found that the tall knight who had led the way just now was blocking their path, "I... We, we're going to go to the toilet and be accommodating. Luo Muye thought for a moment and quickly replied wittily, "The four of you are going together?" The tall knight looked at them suspiciously. Just when Luo Muye was about to find a way to pass, a high-pitched chanting voice came from behind him, Luo Muye covered his head in pain and muttered, "It's over!"

"It's a good job!" The master of ceremonies, who was still immersed in excitement, read it out without a pause, and then .....