Chapter 136: Don't Move! We're here to eat

That's what you mean by unobtrusiveness? But why do I feel like people around me are looking at us all the time -- Farnessus

As soon as the knock on the door ended, the door opened with a bang, revealing the four bastards who were already ready for dinner. "Hey, you're here, take us to dinner. Luo Muye eagerly looked at the waiter in front of him, the enthusiasm was like the old bustard who had not accepted guests for a long time, so that the waiter who came to greet him shivered coldly, the waiter's shiver was not unreasonable, in his opinion, the elf in front of him looked at him like a hungry human looking at a steak that was 7 minutes cooked, he originally wanted to mention that Gru's dress was not suitable for this banquet, but think about that gaze, or don't remind him to run as much as he wants, and strive to leave early, who knows if he will be eaten as a waiter in the next second, didn't he see that the unicorn had gnawed off the potted plants in the aisle...."Please... Please follow me" said that he didn't dare to go back and ran out quickly, "Alas, if you slow down, we can't go fast, we... Rubbing Boss shot him, isn't this bullying? Behind the waiter, there was an anxious cry of the hungry group, but it made the waiter's footsteps more happy, some depressed Bangas decisively suggested that Luo Muye do some action, Luo Muye nodded and raised his hand to throw out a gold coin just right to smash on the waiter's calf, and the running waiter staggered and slowed down, a group of hungry people slowly leaned over the wall, Luo Muye leaned down and picked up the gold coin he thrown, and the little Lori was attentive to help the waiter and comforted softly:" Don't mind, we don't know the road very well, and you're going fast. Looking at the reddened eyes full of hunger, the waiter tried not to tremble, and said with teeth: "Yes... I'm sorry" said with a cold sweat and gently broke away from the little Lori's hand, leaving the back to them limping in front and slowly leading the way, Luo Muye and they followed behind the messenger, so they couldn't see the waiter's desperate expression at this time, the waiter who led the way took out a note from his chest and wrote messily on it with a pen: "I've never been so desperate, if you don't find me, don't be surprised, I must have been eaten, who will save me, who will help me." Two bean-sized tears dripped on the sticky notes, and as they passed a corner, the waiter casually hung them on a coat hook, silently praying to lead the way.

"Why is he crying?" Farnessus looked down at the tears dripping on the ground and asked suspiciously, "It should be moved by us" Lucretia shook her head and said, "Stupid, what is there to be moved by him, he must be scared!" Luo Muye knocked on the little Lori's head and pouted and retorted, "Why?" The two puzzled looked at Luo Muye together, "snapped" Luo Muye slapped his forehead helplessly, and then pointed to Bangas who was still shaking there against the wall with his other finger and said: " Look at this, you look back at the aisle we walked through" Lucretia and Farnesus looked down their fingers and saw that Bangas was leaning down and chewing off the leaves of the last potted plant, and when everyone looked at him, he spread out the leaves in his mouth embarrassedly: "You... Want to too?" Lucretia and Farnesus ignored him and then turned their heads to look at the passage when they came..... sure enough, it was a mess, and there was originally a passage with some green dots, but now it was sallow like a winter field, and there were only branches left, and the potted plants that were left crying weakly about Bengas's behavior, "Uh, I'm a little hungry, I couldn't help it" Following their gaze, Bengas weakly hid his face with two hooves to avoid embarrassment.

At this moment, the waiter in front suddenly exhaled with relief, and said happily: "Everyone has arrived, go straight through the corridor in front, and push open the biggest door, my task is complete, I don't have the authority to lead it, you don't send it" After saying that, he didn't give everyone a chance to speak and ran away, and the fast Luo Muye didn't see clearly which door this waiter disappeared from behind the door, "Let's go, let's go have a big meal!" Luo Muye raised his arms and shouted, "Okay!" Lori and Farnesus responded enthusiastically, and the "hiccup" Bangas's untimely burp made the otherwise nice atmosphere a little awkward. "Duang" Luo Muye kicked Bangas's horse's hips and muttered, "You rammer" smiled wryly and shook his head and pushed open the door of the food in front of him.

"Wow, that's big." The width behind the door made Farnessus, who followed him, sigh with emotion, Luo Muye, the door they came to is not small, and two people can be allowed to pass side by side at the same time, but compared to the formal passage of the entire venue, it is as small as a maintenance passage for miscellaneous servants, well, their status is not high, but look at the passage where those golden ladies are shining, or the passage where the heroic knights walk, Luo Muye still feels that they have been discriminated against, after all, those formal gates are basically giant passages that can allow two carriages to travel side by side, and there is a red carpet in the center of each road as a welcome, and as a huge hall, Every other distance there will be tall columns placed in the hall, the view of the room is as wide as possible, the golden hall everywhere reveals the wealth and power of the master, and the huge oil paintings on the ceiling of human history, but also shows the taste and extraordinary, Luo Muye is a person who has seen the world, but compared with the manor of the royal family and nobles of the human imperial capital, those noble lords in the fortress capital are really incorruptible, of course, if you don't consider the artworks in their noble lords' homes. "Sir, sir?" someone whispered behind Luo Muye, "Ah, what is wrong with you calling me?" Luo Muye turned sideways and saw a middle-aged man with a felt hat looking at him with a warm face, he pointed to himself and asked. The middle-aged man nodded: "Sir, please show your invitation letter." "Oh, okay, no problem" Luo Muye hurriedly took out the golden envelope he was carrying and handed it over, the middle-aged man opened it and looked at it seriously and said: "Welcome to the circus, your place is here, the passage on the left, and then sit casually, the banquet will start in a few minutes, and the main meal will appear after half a prayer hour, happy meal, thank you." As he spoke, he bowed slightly, moved out of the way, and pointed to the left rear. "Well, wait a minute, aren't we in Erathia about equality, why can't we go to the right passage. Bangas said suspiciously, the middle-aged man smiled and didn't feel embarrassed but replied very calmly: "That's so, it's not that you won't be allowed to go, but what about people, oh no, you're not human, every creature should have a minimum of respect and reverence, the passage on the right is the banquet hall that leads directly to the VIP seats and the residence of the royal family, today there will not only be a lot of big people here, but also three angels from heaven will also attend, to be honest, do you really want to bring your undead friends over?" Personally, I don't think it's a good idea" The middle-aged man pointed to Xiao Lori, and everyone fell into silence for a while, Luo Muye grabbed Bengas and said to the middle-aged man sincerely, "Thank you, you have been taught, or you are thoughtful, he is right, let's go" The middle-aged man seemed to be very satisfied with Luo Muye's attitude, nodded with a smile, and said slowly: "Then I'll go and greet the others first, please, wait" The middle-aged man seemed to remember something temporarily, and suddenly raised his hand to stop Luo Muye's pace, "Huh?" Everyone turned their heads in confusion and their expressions were full of doubts, "It is recommended that you, even if you enter the passage on the left, you should choose a corner or a place where there are no people to eat, and you can even greet the waiter if you need anything, after all, your outfits are too much..." "What's wrong with this outfit?" everyone looked puzzled, "You can go in and see" The middle-aged man didn't say anything more, just smiled and shook his head and left. "It's really a strange person, no matter if he or she goes to eat first, there is nothing more important than eating" Everyone happily passed through the passage on the left under Luo Muye's shouting.

"Boss, I feel like they're all looking at us, alas" Bangas whispered close to Luo Muye's ear, and our Lord Luo rolled his eyes, "Of course I know, you look at what other people are wearing, and then you look at our clothes, can you not be regarded as an outlier?" As soon as Luo Muye came in, he understood why the middle-aged man was very sorry for what his group was wearing, and suggested that he find a corner to hide himself, it turned out that Luo Muye thought that since there was going to be a performance after the banquet, there would be so little time, and it would be very tight, in order to ensure that they were full, they simply wore performance costumes to eat, what is a performance costume? The performance costume is Bangas came with a set of grass skirts wrapped in a shiny tweed coat, Luo Muye is wearing the kind of clothes that loom almost, have excellent flexibility and will not break easily, reflecting the figure everywhere, like a fisherman who is about to go to the sea to catch fish, Farnessus is wearing a colorful one like a pheasant bitten by a poisonous snake, okay, only the little Lori is wearing a normal white cute little angel outfit. Look at what others wear after they enter this hall, the men only have standard samurai armor or a straight formal suit, the ladies each have a beautiful evening dress, even those who are also from the middle and lower classes, everyone wears as much as possible to maintain a formal style, with a uniform tone and dress, who is like Luo Muye and they wear colorful and strange, what is the difference between the white-headed goose in the green forest, how eye-catching, how eye-catching. "What should I do, Boss Gru, why don't we change our clothes?" Farnesus suggested in a low voice, and he couldn't help but ask Luo Muye for help because of the aggressive eyes of everyone. "It's good to change clothes, do you have it, I don't. Luo Muye was even more depressed, he was now very annoyed by his judgment, fortunately, even if he was embarrassed, he still had two companions, he was not so lonely, if he could bear it alone, it would be miserable. Looking at the crowd walking around in the hall, Luo Muye, who didn't find a quiet place, was a little uneasy, and the pointing glances that cast at them from time to time and the laughter that came from inadvertently made him have the urge to turn around and leave immediately, just when he was a little hesitant, he suddenly saw a relatively secluded corner, "Follow me, let's go there" Luo Muye waved his hand and went first, and the little Lori who became an outlier because of their clothes did not hesitate to choose to follow, but things did not go so smoothly, just when Luo Muye was only a few meters away from that secluded corner, two strong waiters who came out of nowhere blocked their path, "Stop! What are you doing, this is not the place where you should come and retreat." The unfriendly tone and the blocked arm all expressed that this way was impassable, "What, in the past" Luo Muye, who was a little irritable, unceremoniously pushed the waiter at the front, he was already fed up with the strange eyes, "No, it is a special place for mothers to breastfeed over there, don't blame us for driving you out like this." The waiter who was pushed away was stunned for a moment, and immediately explained, and walked quickly to block him in front of Luo Muye again. Looking at the resolute eyes of this waiter, thinking that it is really not good to stand in the position of other people's mothers feeding their children, Luo Muye took a few steps back depressedly and waved his hand, "Relax buddy, I know that we don't go over, but you see that we are dressed like multicolored lizards, so can you help arrange a slightly more secluded place, it is really not good for us to be concerned all the time." Luo Muye's apology made the guard's expression relaxed, and he nodded lightly and suggested to the other waiter who was placed diagonally, "Nores, go find them if there is a quiet place to spare." "Boss, they know at a glance that they are the last to come and they are newcomers, and they have already changed their clothes with a little experience and time, of course, if it is just quiet, there may really be a place where there is no one now, hey elves, do you want to sit at the end of the table, there should be no one there now." After answering his companion's question, the other waiter took a step forward and asked Luo Muye, "It doesn't matter, as long as there is food." Luo Muye shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "Then don't worry, there won't be people who can't eat here, so you can come with me." The waiter named Noreis led Luo Muye to a long outrageous dining table, took off a small white card closest to him, threw it into his pocket, and said to Luo Muye: "Okay, that's it, you just sit, you come first, but the seats in front have been booked, and people will come later, so don't grab a seat to sit, as for the waiter who eats, it will be your turn to send it from the beginning, and it will always be your turn." "Wouldn't that be so that we don't have anything left" Looking at the outrageous dining table, Luo Muye's eyes darkened and complained, "It should....can't" Looking at the length of the dining table, Nores, who was originally very confident, said with some wavering, "Eh, I still have something to do, you guys will talk slowly, whoosh." "Noreus ran away.....

"Boss!"

"Don't Talk"

"But a lot of people are watching us. ”

Luo Muye lowered his head and looked at it carefully, sure enough, the people around him were pointing at them at this time, and the beautiful aristocratic lady looked at Luo Muye's figure and sometimes let out a smirk. "Forget it, let's stop eating and bring this with us. Luo Muye said that he took out 4 black hoods from his pocket, and distributed one by one. "What are you doing?" Looking at the black hood on his hand, Farnesus looked confused, "Bring it, if you don't want people to recognize you, or keep laughing at you with this in the future, let's bring it" Luo Muye muttered twice and silently covered the black hood on his face, only revealing his mouth and eyes, "But our combination and body shape are so easy to recognize, no one will not know who we are." Bengas answered, "At least we can lie to ourselves and eat a little better." After that, little Lori put the hood on her head quite helplessly, and her black and white figure looked particularly cute. With the leader is easy to do, Farnessus and Bengas glanced at each other, a little unwilling, and finally put the hood on their heads, and there were four more "terrorists" on the field at once, who only showed their eyes and mouths, such an image made the guests a little uneasy, but they still refused to leave, but their eyes and frolicking were much quieter, and several strong waiters were even closer to them, and some hesitated to step forward to perform security work. At this moment, I remembered a bell ringing, and the guests who were still a little hesitant or chatting suddenly approached the table like a swarm, and the sound of pulling the stool "bang-la-la" sat down and returned to its place quickly, this smooth movement made Luo Muye stunned, and there was still a little panic in his eyes just now, or the guests who were standing aside and pointing at the table filled the table just now as soon as the bell rang. "Nima, it's really hard for these people, they haven't been so well-trained to give birth to children, and they were pointing at us just now, I thought they were all big bowls, and their feelings are also here to eat. "Don't say it, it looks like it's going to be eaten, brothers, get ready, you won't stop if you don't eat enough today." Luo Muye picked up the knife and fork and eagerly issued the order.

Rows of little guys in dark waiter clothes came out, each of them held an iron plate with a lid in their hands, they were gentle, they were elegant, they smiled brightly, they moved gently, they made the guests feel at home....Luo Muye them, because the table was too long, there were too many people eating, when the waiters passed by with the plates, after hundreds of interceptions, they finally came to Luo Muye, Luo Muye opened the plate with hope, there were only a few slices of onions with ingredients, he closed the lid and looked at the waiter with a confused face"Where's my meat?" The waiter looked puzzled and a little puzzled, and when he understood what Luo Muye meant, he still looked at the iron plate with great grace, and then Luo Muye saw that the expression of the originally confident waiter froze, and it took a long time for the waiter to come back to his senses and say uneasily, "I'm sorry, there are too many people dining, there are no more, please be patient and wait for my colleagues behind me, I will satisfy you, goodbye" After that, he ran away with a plate and a cigarette in embarrassment, "Boss?" The depressed friends looked at Luo Muye waiting for him to make a decision, Luo Muye gritted his teeth, "Wait, I don't believe it." Soon the second waiter with a spring breeze on his face leaned over, Luo Muye didn't wait for him to pause and immediately lifted the lid, this time it was a little better than last time, there was only a chicken head left, Luo Muye forked the chicken head with a fork and gestured to the waiter, "The four of us are left with this, how do you divide it." Then he threw the remaining head to Farnessus, "You really think of me as a dog, meow!" Farnessus looked at the chicken head that had landed accurately on the plate, and disdainfully forked the head and threw it to Bengas, who only glanced at it and threw the unattended chicken head to the ground. "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't expect it, please believe that my colleagues behind me will be able to bring you a sumptuous food, thank you goodbye" After speaking, he also ran away as quickly as the first one, Luo Muye sat down with anger and looked at the third waiter who was about to come over, and then Luo Muye, as you know, almost waited for a circle, and the 8 waiters passed, exhausting all his good temper, and when he saw the ninth waiter, he couldn't help but stop him:" Your colleagues all said that you would bring us food, tell us where the food is?" After saying that, he stared at the waiter with extremely fierce eyes, and the waiter who was caught was stunned, and suddenly broke free of Luo Muye's hand, and said dissatisfiedly: "I'm rubbing, I'm just a drinker, have you found the wrong person, the eight of them are in charge of food, I'm only in charge of wine, do you want wine?" Luo Muye suddenly felt his heart was congested, and sat back in the chair staggeringly, "Boss, I'm so hungry" Farnessus opened his mouth in time to mend the knife, and just when Luo Muye was about to take the risk to grab some food in front, another team of waiters rushed out, and Luo Muye shouted happily, "Haha, here it is again, there must be ours this time, they ate so much just now, and this time they must be able to have a little left." "But the reality is often so backbone, the leading waiter is the waiter who came with an empty plate at the beginning, and when he appeared in front of Luo Muye after interception again, the relative comparison of the two inevitably turned into an embarrassing look, this waiter was not clever enough to wait for Luo Muye to come, he opened the lid and glanced at it secretly, and then immediately closed it and said with embarrassment: "Eh, Mr. has no meat, but this time there are some ingredients carrots and celery that have not been eaten You see..." Luo Muye almost roared and waved his hand, and when the leading waiter was about to take the opportunity to flee in a hurry, Farnesus stopped him: "Slow, leave me the carrot, starve me to death." Without waiting for the waiter's reaction, he snatched the plate, lifted the lid and poured it into his mouth, watching him eat all the ingredients and carrots so satisfied, Luo Muye not only had a deep sense of guilt, he couldn't bear it anymore, and he didn't want to restrain his temper anymore, so he stood up suddenly, slapped the table heavily, and made a "ding" The whole hall became quiet in an instant, people looked uneasily at the head with a hood but obviously angry at the other end of the table, looking at the angry eyes and the black full of coldness, the expression on the face was a little frightened, because of the loud noise, most of the guests fell into a short silence, but there are always some people who like to do something, Luo Muye still heard some guests talking in a low voice.

"It's over, it's over, I know that the one who takes the hood is not a good person, it must be a robbery. Guest A whispered.

"What are you afraid of, there are so many people, even if it is a robbery, you have to eat first, the pike crab hasn't come up yet, let's talk about it after eating." Guest B whispered.

"Yes, yes, yes, or Brother Tai can see clearly, this pike crab tastes delicious. Guest A replied, and then more guests began to join in the discussion of how delicious the pike crab was, and gradually the originally quiet hall became noisy again, and the sound of the friction between the fork and the plate sounded again at an inopportune time, making Luo Muye a little dazed and a little helpless. He glanced at Farnessus, who had just finished eating another stack of ingredients, touched his mouth casually, nodded in understanding, and slammed it on the table like Luo Muye, and then stood up with an unkind expression, and the loud noise that sounded again made the hall quiet again, but this time many guests stood up because of anger and glared at Luo Muye.

"Don't move to Lao Tzu! We....we're here to eat!" Luo Muye shouted out with all his strength to show threat, the guests who stood up were stunned for a moment, and then suddenly the atmosphere became eager, they raised their glasses and frequently signaled to Luo Muye: "Ha! so are we!" After sitting down and continuing the previous feast, this word made the atmosphere strange, and the guests filled their mouths even more desperately, "Startle me, it turns out that I am also here to eat." "Shhhh Guests A and B began to discuss again, Luo Muye suddenly regretted coming to this banquet, tired he had to admit that he underestimated these hob meat, and now he can't kill them, the problem of eating with his partners has not been solved, he helplessly pointed to the guests on the left and said to Bangas: "You go get something to eat" and pointed to the right to Fanesus and said: "You go too." The two pets who got the order reluctantly walked away with their plates.

"Uncle, give me something to eat, it's okay, we've been hungry for a day. "This is Farnessus

"Uncle, I'll give you a unique performance to see me bow 90 degrees, if you are satisfied, you can reward me with a piece of meat, okay, thank you" This is Bangas. Soon Luo Muye saw that the two pets who had finished pretending to be grandchildren rushed back with a large number of other people's leftovers, grabbed a plate and feasted on it, and cried while eating, and the little Lori couldn't bear to pat his back lightly when she saw this: "Brother Gru, it's okay, we tried our best, some of them are good to eat, don't hurry and take your time, isn't it enough for them to eat enough, it's time for us when they're full." Luo Muye sobbed and cried: "Who cares about this, there is a bastard who has smeared two layers of mustard on the back of the beef, I am spicy, grass, which little bitch/son did this good thing." "Hey, the crab is here?" Xiaoya, go quickly" Luo Muye saw the waiter holding the big crab that couldn't be put on the plate at all, and pushed the little Lori next to him, his expression full of anxiety.