Seeing the two little geese so vigilant, Zhou Xinxin suddenly smiled, but he didn't care in his heart. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Two and a half big little guys, together, are not enough for themselves to stew in a pot, what is there to be nervous about, hehe, see how I clean you up!

With this in mind, Zhou Xinxin continued to approach the two little geese.

When the two little geese saw him coming, they couldn't figure out what he was thinking, so they instinctively pushed back two steps, their necks and heads tilted back, giving people the feeling of being a little scared of life.

When Zhou Xinxin saw this situation, he was even happier in his heart. Ha, it turns out that I know that I am afraid of life, and the performance just now scared me how fierce I thought, and it turned out to be two cowardly geese.

When he thought about it like this, he didn't think that these two geese were any threat, he was tall and big, and it was trivial to clean up these two little things. He also turned around and smiled at Chen Zhengqian, signaling him to see his performance.

Chen Zhengqian spread his hands and motioned for him to continue, but he was secretly happy in his heart. Since Zhou Dashao likes to die so much, let him taste the taste of death, anyway, it's good to have fun. It's a pity that there is no melon seed soda and a small bench.

Zhou Xinxin turned his head and stared at the two little geese, and began to think about whether it would be better for him to hold the neck of a goose with one hand or pinch their wings.

In other words, just pinching the wings, you can't show your domineering!

If Chen Zhengqian knew what he was thinking, he would definitely spurt him to death with a mouthful of blood, and he had never heard of anyone who would catch two geese to show his domineering.

But Zhou Xinxin thought so in his heart, after all, in his opinion, although the goose is a poultry, although it is boasted very powerful, what kind of combat effectiveness is off the charts, but in the end, it is still a creature that does not even have a mating time of 5 seconds, and he can handle it with one hand.

Well, the action must be fast, fast and ruthless, so that you can show your neat skills!

Anyway, it's beautiful.

When he came back to his senses, he found that he was less than two meters away from the two little geese.

"Eh, what's the situation?"

Zhou Xinxin was shocked to find that the two little geese actually tufted the hair behind the goose head, and the goose feathers stood upright, looking like they were waiting for an opportunity to move.

Oh, just the two of you, you still want to be tough with me?

Zhou Xinxin smiled, a stupid goose is a stupid goose, and he can't do anything. But I'm not a stupid goose, as for doing this kind of stupid thing that is just positive with a stupid goose?

The best way, of course, is to go around to the back of the goose and start from behind!

And with the IQ of these two stupid geese, I definitely don't know which direction I will attack from, and when the time comes, I must catch both hands, and both hands must be hard, so as to ensure that my hands are caught!

couldn't help but make up the picture again, and Zhou Xinxin almost couldn't help laughing. Quack, this plan is so perfect, there are no loopholes.

Then at this time, Chen Zhengqian suddenly shouted: "Hey, be careful, those two geese are eyeing you!"

"What?"

Zhou Xinxin came back to his senses and suddenly found that the two little geese in front of him, I don't know when, had stretched their necks, slightly opened their wings that had degenerated and could not fly, and looked like they were ready to pounce.

Damn, scare me?

To be honest, when Zhou Xinxin saw the two long-necked monsters and aimed his head at himself, he did feel a little panicked in his heart. But at this time, it can't be messed up, so many people are watching. In front of everyone's eyes, if you are defeated by two geese, where will you put your face?

Besides, my wife is also watching here, if I lose to two geese, how will I revive my husband in the future?

Oh, in the future, if your wife is snapping, she suddenly says, "Husband, do you remember how you lost to those two geese", can you still be hard?

Therefore, even if it is for the sake of face, Zhou Xinxin can't panic!

Even if you are panicked, you have to show a calm and comfortable appearance! If you pretend to be forced, you have to finish pretending with tears!

"Come back soon!"

At this moment, I don't know who shouted first, the two geese moved, spread their wings, stretched their necks and pounced on Zhou Xinxin.

Zhou Xinxin was stunned all of a sudden.

If anyone tells the labor and management that he is stupid and stupid in the future, the labor and management will find someone to kill him!

Have you ever seen such an agile goose?!

Always with an outstretched neck, firmly aimed at the enemy's target, he rushed forward one by one, showing the fearless spirit of being a bird and bravely resisting human oppression.

The fluttering wings, under the action of aerodynamic forces, minimize air resistance in order to achieve their own speed optimization, so as to achieve a perfect short sprint, which is comparable to the agility of a swift thief.

As an imaginary enemy, Zhou Xinxin, after waking up, also tried his best to avoid this fatal blow.

Although he tried very hard to protect himself from harm and tried to fight back, in the face of the double-sided attack of the two fierce geese, his counterattack was so powerless that he could only fight and retreat.

What's the situation?

Zhou Xinxin is still at a loss, the script is obviously not written like this!

Chen Zhengqian watched from the side, and originally wanted to hold back his laughter, but when he saw him being chased by two geese, he couldn't help it, and burst into a burst of laughter.

Everyone on the side couldn't help laughing, even Zhou Xinxin and his wife, seeing her husband being chased by two geese all over the world, couldn't help but laugh and bend over.

A big man was forced by two geese to run away and dodge!

Zhou Xinxin's inner world is collapsed at the moment.

Originally, I just wanted to tease the two stupid geese, but I ended up pitting myself into it, and this pit was dug by myself, the bottomless kind......

Looking back, I was almost scared, the two geese were still chasing after them, looking at the fierce eyes, they simply regarded Zhou Xinxin as the enemy who killed his father.

"Chen Zhengqian, you bastard, hurry up and help me get rid of your goose!"

Zhou Xinxin is really about to collapse, his two-meter-long long legs can't outrun two stupid geese, what the hell!

Chen Zhengqian laughed so much that his tears were about to flow, his stomach ached faintly, he couldn't help it, he laughed so much that his abdominal muscles were about to burst.

Seeing Zhou Xinxin's embarrassed appearance, he still couldn't bear to watch him continue to make a fool of himself. Well, in fact, it's already a big fool, and if you laugh again, you'll laugh to death.

He reminded him loudly: "Stupid, run outside the fence!"

Zhou Xinxin suddenly realized. Yes, geese can't fly, this fence is more than a meter high, and they can easily climb over it, but they will definitely not be able to get by.

"Damn, how did I forget this. ”

He was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran to the fence, ran to the edge of the fence, and easily flipped over, and now he was finally relieved. I couldn't help but think, "It's good that I'm witty enough, otherwise I would have gotten away with it." With a fence, they won't chase them out. ”

When I looked back, the two geese fluttered and flapped their wings.

Took off......

Flew ......

Finish......

Zhou Xinxin's heart is simply 100,000 grass and mud horses running by, what the hell, whose goose can fly so high!

"It's too much to deceive people, I'll fight with you!" Zhou Xinxin looked sad and angry, roared, and then-

Turn around and run!

Damn, fools don't run!

Do labor-management look like fools?!(To be continued.) )