The two sisters, Gao Feng and Shen Yu Luoyan, came to the fish bite sheep head office, but they encountered a very strange waiter, she had the same habit as the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue and all the beauties, and attacked Gao Feng's chest-

Hitting a woman's chest will become a surname harassment, if a man's chest is attacked, will it also be a surname harassment, Gao Feng is afraid of this kind of chest attack, he protects his chest tightly with both hands, and hides far away like a bedbug.

Gao Feng was very annoyed, but she didn't expect the middle-aged woman's waitress to be more annoyed than him, and she also said that the reason for her chest attack was that Gao Feng said provocative language, and she had to have an explanation.

In order not to pester the middle-aged woman, Gao Feng asked the woman if she had any request so that she could stop attacking her breasts, and the waiter made a request that Gao Feng read a poem to her.

Gao Feng was stunned when he heard this, and asked himself to read a poem to her, which was a little difficult for himself, I don't know whether to read Tang poems or Song Ci, as long as I don't read novels.

In order not to be entangled, Gao Feng agreed to the middle-aged woman's request, and he read a poem to her now.

Unexpectedly, this woman had already prepared, she took out a note from her pocket, which was full of dense words.

Gao Feng looked at the dense note, and he muttered in his heart that this is definitely not a Tang poem, nor is it a Song poem, this should be like something like a review book.

The middle-aged waiter handed the note to Gao Feng: "Handsome guy, do you just follow this reading, you must also have feelings, otherwise I will be dissatisfied." ”

This woman looked like a little girl, which made Gao Feng extremely embarrassed, how can women have such a virtuous nature, whether it is a young girl or an older woman, they are all in such a unified tone.

Gao Feng took the note from the waiter's hand, and when he saw the words on the note, Gao Feng frowned, this is not a review, but a guarantee, or a guarantee from her husband to his wife.

This man's handwriting is not neat, a bit like an ant crawling, a little like a woman's handwriting, but it can still be recognized.

"Handsome guy, let's start now!"

The middle-aged woman asked Gao Feng, who was a little embarrassed.

"Auntie, this is not appropriate, this is a letter of guarantee written by my husband to my wife, and it is very inappropriate for me to read it to you. ”

"Handsome guy, your sister thinks it's very suitable, isn't your sister a few years older than you, is it okay to allow men to be older than women, not to allow women to be older than men, if you think it's not suitable, then it's okay, then your sister will call the police, sue you for teasing your sister, and sue you for wanting to bite your sister's ass!"

This woman was more serious, and Gao Feng had to frown and agree: "Okay, auntie, then I'll miss you." ”

"Cute and beautiful and a little bad wife, Auntie, I really can't read it anymore, this is too embarrassing, this is too inappropriate!"

Gao Feng read a sentence, he couldn't read it anymore, if he read it to Wang Xiaoyue, then he might be able to read it, in front of a middle-aged woman, how could he read it.

Gao Feng couldn't read it, and the middle-aged woman didn't want to, so she kept blowing her beard and glaring at the side.

"Handsome guy, you have to pronounce some feelings, you have to add some feelings, otherwise, I'll sue you for teasing me. ”

In front of the public, the middle-aged waiter shouted loudly, Gao Feng made his face blush, his neck was thick, and he was sweating, Gao Feng was also angered by this woman, and he slapped the table and stood up.

"Auntie, that's enough, isn't it just to read out your feelings, and this handsome guy will read your feelings out to you. ”

Gao Feng slapped the table, which scared the middle-aged waiter and almost didn't fall.

Gao Feng began to read, and he also joined the feelings, because he remembered the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, Wang Xiaoyue kept asking Gao Feng to write a letter of guarantee to herself, and Gao Feng relied on it with a dead face.

Gao Feng thought about taking the middle-aged woman in front of him as a policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, and the feelings naturally flowed out, isn't it just to read a letter of guarantee, and it's okay to read a novel.

"Cute and beautiful wife with a little bit of badness:

In accordance with your leftovers, I have made a profound review of myself immediately, immediately, and very quickly, and the following is my analysis of my own evil consequences and my future repentance, and I ask you to approve the month!!"

Gao Feng joined the feelings, but he frowned when he read it, there are still a lot of typos in this guarantee, it should have been a holy decree, but it turned out to be leftover paper, could this note in Gao Feng's hand be the remaining toilet paper in the toilet?

And ask the adults to approve the moon, it should be a review, who dares to criticize the moon, that Chang'e girl will not kill him.

Gao Feng is still trying to complete the task, and he doesn't care about the typos, anyway, it's not a guarantee written by himself.

"With a fiery (hot) sincere heart, I have decided to let my wife live a happy and unhappy (happy) life for three years from now on, yawn (protect) my wife as a princess, and at the same time work hard for the unhappiness (happiness) of my wife, and take my wife's (happiness) misfortune as the biggest goal of life, and hereby promise my wife the following:

1. Adhere to the leadership of your wife for one year (one hundred years). 2. I adhere to the financial system that banknotes are not (in full) handed over. 3. I insist on my wife's emotional prison (supervision) supervision, and if you want to gather with other same-sex (opposite-sex) friends, you must obtain your wife's consent. 4. I am responsible for making meals suitable for my husband's (mother-in-law's) taste, and am responsible for not washing, cutting, stir-frying, and brushing the process, not bringing the food to my wife, and at the same time responsible for cleaning the dishes. If the wife works overtime, no matter how late it is, she must not wait for the wife to eat together, and at the same time make sure that the meal is not hot.

5. I am responsible for letting my wife wash her feet, and at the same time let my wife carry her to bed, and bear the obligation to let my wife sleep. 6. I bear the obligation not to accompany my wife to go shopping, it is not good for my wife to be a bodyguard and take the goods, the things my wife buys for me are all ugly, and my wife is grateful for the things she bought for me. 7. In the future, I will fight, smoke, drink and burn my head, and I will quarrel with my wife, quarrel every day, and refuse to apologize, and I will be fine overnight, my wife will run away angrily, I will not chase, and chasing is a puppy. 8. Be less concerned and caring for your wife than before. 9. I can't do a blessed wife to enjoy, and I can't have a husband and wife system that is difficult for me.

I also want to say that the most important point is: for the sake of our lovely baby, I will not do it well in the future, I will not love you and the baby well, I will not treat you two well, and we will definitely have to make trouble like this in the future for the sake of the baby.

Wife, for the sake of our family and for our son, I won't forgive you, you can't go back, it's okay if we have less in this family, please don't be considerate of me, if you have something to say in the future, we will choose this way to punish me if we don't talk about it at home, and our parents will be happy!"

Comrade Gao Feng was more and more emotional, and the more he read it, the more energetic he became, and after reading it, he slapped the note on the table and shouted at the sky.

"Grandma's, it's so happy, I wrote a man's heart, this husband is the husband of the real temperament, he is a model for our men, I want to learn from him. ”

After Gao Feng shouted, the fish bite sheep head office suddenly boiled, and the men who came to eat all stood up, clenched their fists and raised their arms to shout, shouting at the top of their voices.

"Yes, it's really fucking relieved, this letter of guarantee writes the spirit of a man, men should be so courageous, this brother is our model, we have to learn from you, learn from you to be a husband like a rainbow, although you are more than 20 years younger than this woman, that is not afraid of being oppressed by a person, you are also a man who does not admit defeat. ”

"What, this handsome guy is not this woman's husband, this handsome guy just reads a guarantee for his husband, and this handsome guy doesn't want to fall in love with his aunt. ”

This group of men mistakenly thought that they were the husband of the waiter, but they couldn't embarrass Gao Feng, how could he find a woman with such a big age difference as his wife.

"Hmph, bastard, he bullied his mother for not being literate, and even wrote such a guarantee, and now the old lady has to go back and break his legs. ”

After Gao Feng's guarantee was read, the middle-aged waiter was annoyed, she took off her hotel uniform and ran outside the store, and a lobby manager came to stop her.

"Eldest sister, it's time for you to go to work, you can't leave early, if you leave early now, it will be absenteeism, and you will deduct all day's wages. ”

The middle-aged woman reached out and pushed the lobby manager to a staggering role.

"Hmph, absenteeism is absenteeism, don't you bastards all fox and fake tigers, bully us honest employees at every turn, let us be absent from work at every turn, my mother will be absent from work from today now, my mother is absent from work for 3565 days a year, do you fucking sycophants have a temper, if you have a temper, you come to bite the old lady's ass!"

The middle-aged waiter also slapped his buttocks, which made the lobby manager blushing and thick-necked, and he was embarrassed and overwhelmed.

"Hey, Auntie, you go slowly, we haven't said happy cooperation yet!"

When the aunt ran out of the store, the two sisters chased after them, and they stretched out their palms to high-five the aunt, but the aunt stopped and stretched out her palms to give them a high-five.

"Beauties, happy cooperation, next time we have the opportunity to continue to cooperate!"

When the two sisters returned, the aunt ran away with a loud cry.

"My God, happy cooperation, a fart, my mother is not happy at all now, this killing a thousand knives has fooled my mother for decades, this is still a guarantee written by him a year after marriage, I have always been stuffed by my side, I didn't expect it to be such a deceptive guarantee, and it hurt my mother to pay for the family without regrets, I knew that if this was the case, my mother would also cheat like my colleague, and I wouldn't hang myself on a crooked neck tree!"

"Shen Yu Luo, look at the good things you have done, you partner up to find an aunt to fix me, you can see how miserable she is, not only made her unemployed, but also hurt her. ”

Gao Feng now understands that this middle-aged woman deliberately embarrassed herself, it was all set up by the two sisters of the sinking fish and the wild goose, including the female traffic policeman Yan Ruyu was also designed by the two sisters in advance, he knew that he was with the two sisters of the sinking fish and the wild goose, so he would not be worry-free.

In fact, Gao Feng knows that he will not worry much about any of the more than 20 beauties, they are all girls who can mischievous.