Gao Feng's car was stopped by the female traffic policeman Yan Ruyu, she asked Gao Feng to show her driver's license, but Gao Feng really didn't find the driver's license and driving license. {We don't write novels, we're just web text porters-

Gao Feng has always carried his driving license and driver's license, and he remembered to put it in the car, but he didn't find it, and he was pinned here by Yan Ruyu.

You can't guess the girl's thoughts, Gao Feng doesn't know what kind of gunpowder the female traffic policeman Yan Ruyu ate, so she forced herself to take out her driving license and driver's license, this Yan Ruyu girl also sat in her own car, and she also knew that this car had a driving license and a driver's license, she deliberately let herself take out her documents.

Gao Feng was forced by this more real Yan Ruyu girl, so she begged the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan, they are the best sisters, as long as the two sisters of Shen Yu and Yan say a word, this Yan Ruyu girl will be released.

Unexpectedly, the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan sued Gao Feng, they didn't know this Yan Ruyu female traffic policeman at all, but they couldn't make Gao Feng angry.

"Sinking fish and geese, and you Yan Ruyu, you just pretend, you all pretend to b, is it interesting for you to make trouble like this? You can know each other when you turn into ashes, you actually say you don't know each other, I don't know what you want to do?"

Gao Feng was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at him, and the two sisters said.

"Gao Feng, okay, don't be angry, let's intercede with this female traffic policeman, see if she can let us go?"

Gao Feng scolded again: "Go to the ball, you just keep pretending, see when you pretend, I also suspect that this driving license and driver's license were hidden by the two of you, and the three of you deliberately want to rectify this handsome guy." ”

When the two sisters deliberately said that they didn't know Yan Ruyu, Gao Feng knew that the driving license and driver's license were hidden by the two sisters' pranks, and the two sisters didn't care about Gao Feng, and said to Yan Ruyu through the window.

"Comrade beautiful traffic policeman, you see that we didn't deliberately bring a driving license and a driver's license, you see that our handsome guy is angry, he was also to save people, can you let us go, let's go over, how about we take an example?"

The two sisters deliberately pretended to talk to Yan Ruyu in a loud voice, and Comrade Yan Ruyu also deliberately became angry.

"Oh, that's the case, two beauties, since there is such a situation, of course it's excusable, then of course it's going to be treated specially, then we'll let you go." ”

The three beauties' speaking posture didn't sour the peak to death, this kind of pretentious appearance is really uncomfortable.

"Gao culture, the female traffic police are willing to let us go, so let's not leave quickly. ”

Gao Fengqi's stomach hurt, he drove and wanted to leave, but Yan Ruyu stopped him again and gave out a note.

"The surname is Gao, you just swore that you want to invite this girl to eat fish and bite sheep, this girl doesn't believe in you very much, you can write on this note now, write what date to invite me, and then sign your name. ”

Gao Feng didn't speak, he took the note with a straight face, wrote it down according to Yan Ruyu's request, and signed it, and then handed it to Yan Ruyu, Yan Ruyu made a command gesture for Gao Feng to hurry up.

When the car started, the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan also high-fived Yan Ruyu.

"Sister Ruyu, happy cooperation, Sister Ruyu, now let's go eat fish and bite sheep together!"

Yan Ruyu also high-fived them very happily: "Shen Yu and Falling Goose, happy cooperation, now this girl will not go with you to eat the fish and bite the sheep, this girl has made an appointment, anyway, this guy has already typed a note, and he promised to invite me to eat fish and bite sheep." ”

Yan Ruyu was very happy to wave the note that Gao Feng wrote for her, and the two sisters also gave her a thumbs up, praising Yan Traffic Police for being very methodical.

When Gao Feng drove the car away, Yan Ruyu looked at the note, and her face turned green at that time.

"I'll check, Gao Feng, you stop for me, this girl wants to settle accounts with you, why did you sign the word b in the place where you signed. ”

It turned out that Gao Feng did not sign his name on the note, but signed with the word b, so angry that Yan Ruyu's face turned green, pointing at Gao Feng's sweaty BMW butt and scolding, this is a dumb loss.

The fish bite sheep shop is not far from the front, the peak car is parked in front of the store, this fish bite sheep shop is also very magnificent, there are people to command the reversing, and to three people to open the door, the service attitude is good.

This is still a fish bite sheep head office, the store is fully equipped, the decoration is very elegant, the tables and chairs are a little antique, there are halls and private rooms.

Gao Feng three people found a small table to sit down, the waiter made them tea, brought the menu, Gao Feng asked the two sisters of Shen Yu Luoyan to order, these two sisters ordered four dishes, one of which is a fish bite sheep, after all, come to eat this fish bite sheep.

Before the waiter left, Gao Feng asked her about the origin of the fish biting the sheep.

"May I ask the waiter, what is the origin of this fish biting the sheep's butt?"

The waiter sneered and poked Gao Feng's chest: "Hehe, handsome guy, are you using this method to treat your sister, you are too good at joking, the fish bites the sheep's butt, how did you bite it?"

The waiter's actions stunned Gao Feng, if this was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl poked her chest, Gao Feng didn't feel so embarrassed, but this waiter was in her early forties, she suddenly poked Gao Feng's chest, but Gao Feng made Gao Feng blush and have a thick neck.

"Auntie, what are you doing here, I just want to ask you about the origin of the name of this fish bite sheep dish, why do you poke me. ”

As soon as Gao Feng's words were finished, the waiter in his forties gave Gao Feng another look and laughed again.

"Handsome guy, you have a problem with your eyes, am I so old, you still call me aunt, you should call me sister, my son is only twenty-one years old, he is much younger than you, you should call me sister." ”

The woman was still fast, and suddenly poked over, startling Gao Feng so much that he covered his chest with both hands.

Gao Feng is also a habit to develop, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue now has a habit, that is, she likes to pull Gao Feng's rain head, she is still the kind of gritted teeth, Gao Feng can't stand her, he has to prevent Wang Xiaoyue's attack at all times, and protect the two points of his chest with both hands.

But no matter how fast the peak is, it can't be as fast as Wang Xiaoyue, and later it has developed to the point that more than 20 girls like to pick up the two points of the peak, so that Comrade Gao Feng is always vigilant, and he has to protect his chest like a conditioned reflex at all times.

The waitress of the middle-aged woman suddenly poked herself, her action was the same as Wang Xiaoyue and all the beauties, Gao Feng also wondered if this woman was also pulling her husband's chest every day, she was a habit she had developed.

In fact, most women have this habit and like to hold on to their husbands.

The woman's words also confirmed Gao Feng's conjecture, and she said with a smile.

"Ouch, your actions are the same as my husband's, he was also nervously protecting his chest when I sneaked attack, in fact, it can't be protected, can you see if you can protect it?"

The woman attacked like lightning again, and Gao Feng really didn't protect it, he was successfully attacked by this woman, Gao Feng jumped far away, and said in annoyance.

"Auntie, don't think you're still young, you're in your forties, your son is twenty-one years old, he's only a year younger than me, you let me call you sister, do you think it's embarrassing, and you pull a stranger like this, do you think it's embarrassing?

Auntie, I just asked you about the origin of the name of this fish bite sheep dish, don't be so unserious, if you don't want to sù, then please leave here. ”

This woman can make Gao Feng angry, how can this woman be like this, is she mentally ill?

"Handsome guy, why are you so sensitive, you bully your sister, I haven't lost my temper yet, you're still angry with your sister, why did your sister sneak attack you like this, it's not because of you, you deliberately used that kind of provocative words to tease your sister, your sister just interacted with you, and you were still angry!"

"Auntie, how can I tease you, you and I are separated by generations, can I tease you?"

The middle-aged woman said that Gao Feng teased her, Gao Feng felt inexplicable, he Gao Feng and this woman are more than 20 years apart, and her son is only one year younger than himself, how can he tease this woman.

"Hmph, handsome guy, the fish bites the sheep's butt, did you say it, you let everyone listen to it, isn't this provocative language, you ask the two beauties you brought, is this fish biting the sheep's ass provocative, that doesn't prove that you want to bite your sister's ass!"

The middle-aged woman got serious and pointed out that Gao Feng was provocative when she said this, and she also asked the two sisters to comment on it.

The two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan www.biquge.info their heads: "Sister, what you said is so right, this sentence is obviously provocative, and this is also something that can only be said by a hooligan!"

"I'll go, sink the fish and the goose, if you don't pretend to die, what is provocative, this is just a casual sentence, how can it be a little provocative.

Auntie, don't make a fuss, even if I say it wrong, can you not understand it like that. ”

The two sisters are people who like to watch the excitement, and this woman asked their opinions, and they wished to make Gao Feng embarrassed.

The woman said: "Handsome guy, can it be so simple, your sister is also a woman, although she is not as handsome as these two beauties, it is only a little worse than them, you have bullied your sister, you should show a little sincerity." ”

This forty-year-old waitress has strong self-confidence, she still dares to compare with the two sisters of Shenyu and Luoyan, she dares to say that she is only a little inferior to the two sisters of Shenyu and Luoyan, so it is more than a little, it is ten and twenty o'clock, and it is impossible to compare with the two sisters.

"Auntie, then how do you say you want to solve it, so that you can be satisfied?"

Gao Feng didn't want this woman to stand in front of him anymore, so he wanted to let her go quickly.

"Well, that's it, for your sister's sake, for the sake of you being quite honest, your sister won't be difficult for you, like as long as you read a poem in front of your sister, your sister will be like a horse. ”

The waitress of the middle-aged woman was also very funny, the hooligan is still honest, what would the honest hooligan be like, is it the same as Gao Feng? The waiter thought for a while, and then made a request to Gao Feng and asked him to recite a poem to her face.