Chapter 507: Let you be a son-in-law
The handsome guy Gao was bitten all over his body by his policewoman girlfriend Wang Xiaoyue, Wang Xiaoyue still didn't understand his hatred, and chased Gao Feng at the police station, Gao Feng had to run away and ran out of the police station in one go.
Before Gao Feng arrived at the entrance of the project department, two people shouted to him, Gao Feng looked for a long time and didn't find a figure, he was about to leave, and the two voices were calling him again.
"Hey, Brother Gao, Brother Gao, don't be busy walking, we have a question for you?"
"Xiong Erwei, Ji Wei, where are you, you guys come out for this handsome guy, I'm looking for you. ”
Gao Feng was also holding his stomach, he was bitten by Wang Xiaoyue and bruised all over his body, that was also thanks to these two viagras, it was not that they wanted to die with Wang Xiaoyue, they inadvertently burned Wang Xiaoyue's eyebrows, and burned off a quarter of Wang Xiaoyue's left eyebrows, otherwise, Wang Xiaoyue would not bite herself.
"Brother Gao, we are here, we are here. ”
There were two garbage cans at the mouth of the project department, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei lifted the lid of the cans, and two sharpened heads poked out of them, and they still had a few banana peels on their heads, which seemed to be the ones that had just been emptied of the garbage.
It turned out that the two goods were still hiding in the trash can, and it is estimated that after they ran away, they hid in this trash can, and looking at the dirt they were all over, they knew that they had been hiding for more than an hour.
Gao Feng did not immediately approach the garbage can, but went to the door of the store opposite the project department and moved a big stone, which was a big stone that people deliberately put in front of his door without letting others park.
Before Gao Feng moved the stones, he also politely told the shopkeeper.
"Boss, I'll borrow you this stone to use. ”
Fortunately, the owner of the store is not there today, but the proprietress is watching the store, otherwise, it would be impossible for Gao Feng to move this stone.
This proprietress likes Gao Feng's handsome guy very much, not the kind of person of the opposite sex, who is over forty-five years old, and people like Gao Feng's character very much.
However, the proprietress also greeted Gao Feng.
"Handsome guy, you can borrow a stone, but you remember to return it, this boss lady still has to use it to block the car." ”
While lifting the big stone, Gao Feng replied to the proprietress of M.↑.Co◎M.
"Boss, don't worry, I'll just hit someone with it, and I'll return it to you immediately." ”
The proprietress didn't think about it when she heard it, and said, "Oh, handsome guy, then you can just use it to smash people, just remember to put it back." ”
Gao Feng lifted the big stone and walked towards the trash can where Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were hiding, and the proprietress felt that something was wrong, and she shouted loudly from behind.
"Hey, handsome guy, this boss's stone, you can do anything, even if you lift it to exercise, the boss lady will strongly support you, but you use it to smash people, that's absolutely not good, the boss lady's stone is not a murder weapon." ”
This proprietress still has some legal awareness, and she also knows that this stone will become a murder weapon, which can hurt people's lives.
The store was a few steps away from the garbage can, and Gao Feng turned around and came to the garbage can, and he held the big rock high and was about to smash it into the garbage can.
"Hey, Brother Gao, we are good brothers, that's a one-day brother, a hundred-day brother is a blessing, a hundred-day brother is deeper than the sea, our brothers have something to say, don't be impulsive, impulsive is a goblin, you must not be a goblin." ”
As soon as these two viagra saw Gao Feng coming with a stone, the two of them were so frightened that they peed their pants at that time, and the confetti in the trash can floated.
No matter what the dangerous moment of the two viagras is, the two of them have a lot of trouble, and they talk to the peak again and make a mess in the trash.
"Hmph, what kind of brotherly feelings, you guys are completely, you just want to hurt this handsome guy, this handsome guy doesn't smash you today, then it doesn't solve the hatred of this handsome guy all over his body. ”
"Hey, Brother Gao, don't be impulsive, we won't solve the problem if you smash it, and that won't heal the wounds you have suffered, you think about it seriously." ”
The two viagra bulls were both pretending and begging for mercy to Gao Feng, these two people were hiding in the trash can, and the space of the trash can was really enough for the two of them to hide in it, but after they hid inside, they couldn't turn around, it was crowded, and they had nowhere to run if they wanted to.
"Hmph, I'm sorry, this handsome guy has already thought it through, this handsome guy doesn't want you two brothers, he just wants to smash you, to hell with you. ”
Gao Feng gritted his teeth and smashed the stone down, and as soon as the two viagra saw the stone fall, the two of them closed their eyes and shouted at the sky.
"My mother, the person who wants to kill us is actually our good brother, this is not called fratricide, this is also too anxious. ”
At this time, the two viagra can still think of each other and are in a hurry, and they really lose their associative ability.
Five minutes later, the two viagras opened their eyes, and they poked their sharpened heads out of the trash can, but they didn't find Brother Gao, nor did they see the stone that hit them.
Actually, can Gao Feng really hit the two viagra with a stone, he just scared them, and he returned the big stone to the door of the store, and was being stopped by the proprietress of the store to chat.
The proprietress of the store asked Gao Feng dozens of questions, asking him how old he is this year, how many people are in the family, how much salary can he get, whether he is doing well here, whether he wants to go home, etc., it is really a short and endless question from parents, just like a mother who is annoying.
In view of the politeness, Gao Feng was not embarrassed to interrupt the boss's question, but also politely answered the boss's questions one by one, the boss was very satisfied, with a bright smile, she also took milk from the store for Gao Feng to drink, Gao Feng refused several times, and the boss was not happy.
"Feng, men should drink more milk, you handsome guys like to drink milk, many handsome guys in your project department buy milk to drink, you must also drink, the milk you drink in the future, the boss lady will be all-inclusive, you just come over and drink three bottles a day." ”
Gao Feng smiled apologetically: "Boss, many of our colleagues like to drink milk, but I don't like to drink milk very much, it's not easy for the dairy farm to make my money, so it will be thrown out a long time ago."
Boss, you don't have to be too polite, you sell this milk, how can you give me all the drink, we still have discipline, we can't take people's things indiscriminately, let alone drink it. ”
Gao Feng only thought about politely refusing, he also didn't like to drink milk, which has always been Wang Xiaoyue and other beauties, and men should drink more milk, which can not only nourish the stomach but also moisturize the skin.
After Gao Feng's words, the proprietress glared.
"Feng, what kind of people's house, what kind of family, this boss lady is your home, you are the owner of this shop, you want to drink milk and take it, you want to eat spicy strips as you want, if you don't eat or drink, that's the outside." ”
The proprietress shocked Gao Feng, he was dumbfounded, this proprietress is too strong, he only chatted with her for a while, it was less than five minutes, how could he be the owner of the shop all of a sudden, then if the shopkeeper came back, he was not allowed to chase him with a knife all over the streets of Tulou Town.
"Boss, this joke is too big, this joke can't be made, the boss is my eldest brother, how can I be the boss, isn't that noisy?"
Seeing Gao Feng's stunned appearance, the shopkeeper sneered and laughed.
"Feng, where did you think of going, what kind of noisy guests, what big brother chasing you, it's all because the boss didn't give you a clear idea, which made you scared.
Feng, this is such a situation, this boss lady has a daughter, she is just twenty-two years old this year, two years older than you, she has graduated from college, and she should also find a boyfriend.
Feng, this boss lady has been observing for a long time, and I think that only you are in the eyes of this boss lady, and this boss lady wants you to be a son-in-law. ”
The proprietress was a little overjoyed, she was so happy that she even laughed out of her nose bubbles, and exploded with a bang outside her nostrils, which startled Gao Feng.
What scared the peak was not the snot bubble of the proprietress, but the proprietress wanted to let him be a son-in-law, no wonder the proprietress was so generous, let him come to the store to drink three bottles of milk every day, this milk is not for nothing, it is the admission ticket to the house.
Gao Feng was embarrassed for a while, he didn t know how to answer the boss lady, and when he was worried, two viagra came over and took him away.
"Boss, it's a matter of getting into the business, that's good, it's a matter of one sentence, this is also included in our brothers, you just wait for good news in the store." ”
When Gao Feng was taken away by the two viagras, Gao Feng's brows furrowed even higher, these two viagras crawled out of the trash can, and their faces were full of garbage, and their bodies were naturally unnecessary, and there was a peculiar smell.
"Two viagras, let go, don't stain this handsome guy's clothes. ”
"Hehe, Brother Gao, we are good brothers, we have dirt and dirt, and we share blessings and blessings.
Brother Gao, we have to ask you something, we threw away the gasoline bottle, we ran away, we don't know what happened later, we have to ask Da Liu Qing if there is anything wrong, they are not dead. ”
Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are really a pair of infatuated men, and until now they are still thinking about the two young women of Da Liu Qing, Gao Feng glared at him.
"Well, you're embarrassed to ask, you just wait to go to jail, you are all pig brains, you don't have to think about it, you use ninety-seven gasoline, that's one, then can there be anyone, nothing, otherwise, I can hit you two with a stone." ”
Gao Feng lied to the two viagras, and the two viagras believed it, and when they heard that there was nothing, the two of them fainted on the spot.
"Hey, two viagras, I just made up a lie to lie to you, you really believe it, wake up, your two young women are alive and well, and they are not even hurt. ”
Gao Feng was just a lie, but I didn't expect these two viagras to be too infatuated, and they fainted to death in a hurry.
The two viagra fainted to death, but they exhausted Gao Feng, pinched and stomped their chests, and the tired stinky sweat didn't wake them up.
"Hey, two viagras, wake up, usually you are not very difficult to die, that is, you can't be killed, why did you hear that the two young women are gone, you died so quickly, I didn't sue you, this is all fake, the two of them are alive and kicking, and they didn't hurt a single hair!"
"Handsome guy, you can lie too much, what do you mean that you haven't hurt a single hair, you open your eyes and look at our eyebrows, our eyebrows are burned to the point that only one eyebrow remains!"
Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei couldn't wake up for a long time, Gao Feng was in a hurry to get on the fire, and suddenly rushed over to the two young women, pointing at their eyebrows and roaring at Gao Feng, Gao Feng looked at these two people, that is really a one-eyebrow hero.