Chapter 506: You're a One-Eyebrow Hero
Gao Feng was miserable by the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, even pinching and biting and scolding again, and his limbs such as two arms and two legs were bitten and bloody, leaving scars all over his body, and his teeth were marked one by one, leaving no gaps. β³Β’Top Novel,
The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is really a dog, and she bites Comrade Gao Feng is strange screams, and he scolds this girl while screaming.
"Wang Xiaoyue, you are a dog, you bite my teeth like this, how many rabies vaccines do I have to take, the current rabies vaccine is more than 300 injections, and a course of treatment costs 3,000 yuan, ordinary people can't afford this rabies vaccine, you can't take two bites." β
Gao Feng thought of the rabies vaccine, and he felt that the price was too high, from the original twenty or thirty yuan a shot to more than three hundred a shot, are they also rising according to the house price?
Prices have skyrocketed so much that I don't know how the price department regulates them.
Gao Feng can only complain when chatting, after all, he can't intervene in this price regulation, and he doesn't know where to interject, and it is not clear where the government regulation and control department will open the door, even if it is clear, you will not interject.
Gao Feng also heard that government departments often hold price adjustment hearings, but it is estimated that few ordinary people participate in the hearings.
Like the Crescent Group, the staff congress is held every year, in fact, there is no grassroots staff to participate, they are all large and small leaders, so what is it called the staff congress, it is better to simply call the leadership conference.
Complaining is complaining, a person and a few good people are together to vomit as soon as possible, but you can't take it seriously, you are not a savior, or you are a savior When you get to that circle, you can't do anything, you have more than enough heart and not enough power.
"The surname is Gao, you don't have me in your heart at all Wang Xiaoyue, this girl bites you like this, you are distracted, and your soul doesn't know where to go, don't you miss your tablemate Wang Shangliang, or do you miss your two sisters on the top bunk, Shen Yu and Luoyan?"
Gao Feng was really distracted, he remembered the outrageously high prices, and for a while he really forgot about Wang Xiaoyue's pain in biting her thigh, Wang Xiaoyue bit hard, and Gao Feng shook his head in pain.
"Wang Xiaoyue, what are you talking about, Wang Shangliang is sitting in front of me, then how can it be called the same table, the two sisters are working on the third floor, so why are they on the bunk, your connection is too rich." β
"Hmph, it's right that Wang Shangliang is sitting in front of you, and it's true that Shen Yu and Luoyan are also on the third floor, but in your dreams, they are at the same table and on the top bunk, and even share the same bed. β
Wang Xiaoyue pouted her cherry mouth, and a wave of vinegar rose to her little face, and Gao Feng could see a vinegar rising from the back of her head.
"Hehe, if you want to say it's a dream, then it's really sharing a bed, and there will even be further movements. β
"You bastard peak, you are so unscrupulous in front of this girl, see that this girl doesn't bite you to death. β
Gao Feng was originally telling the truth, people tend to have strange dreams, especially spring dreams are the most, and some strange people will appear in spring dreams, and familiar people around them are the most likely to appear.
Gao Feng is also a normal person, he often has spring dreams, and in his spring dreams, familiar people will appear around him, including Wang Shangliang and Shen Yu Luoyan.
Man is a multi-faceted animal, and his thoughts are not controlled by himself, so his dreams will be varied.
Gao Feng is telling the truth, telling the truth, but he said the wrong place, and he also said the wrong person, he said this in front of Wang Xiaoyue, didn't that add pain to himself.
Wang Xiaoyue bit Gao Feng again, and new scars were added to Gao Feng's limbs, and Gao Feng felt that Wang Xiaoyue could no longer put her mouth down, and she couldn't find any intact places in her body.
"Wang Xiaoyue, why are you spreading fire on me, the matter was provoked by Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, it has nothing to do with me, why did you bite me all over my body, now there is no good place except for the buttocks, you come to bite the buttocks." β
At the current peak, only the buttocks are really intact, and the rest of the place is covered with scars.
"The surname is Gao, you take a good look at this girl, after you see this girl's face, you will know why this girl is talking to you. β
Wang Xiaoyue moved Gao Feng over and pointed to his face for Gao Feng to see, Gao Feng stared at Wang Xiaoyue with a frown.
"Wang Xiaoyue, you are still as beautiful as yesterday, you are still as beautiful as you were born, you can still close the moon and be ashamed, you haven't changed at all. β
Wang Xiaoyue still has that naturally beautiful face, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, no new changes, no longer freckles, and she is as beautiful as the person in the painting.
Of course, not all the people in the paintings are beautiful, and some of the paintings have ugly women, whose faces hang on the head of the bed enough to ward off evil spirits.
"Gao Feng, can you open your eyes wide, you squint a little eye, what can you see?"
Wang Xiaoyue said that Gao Feng squinted his small eyes, and Gao Feng couldn't help laughing.
"Haha, Wang Xiaoyue, you don't know, this handsome guy is born with small eyes, my little eyes are as charming as the veteran singer Lin Yilian, I am already the biggest open. β
Wang Xiaoyue also knew that Gao Feng's eyes were so big, unless she used a toothpick to prop up his eyelids, she always asked Gao Feng to open his eyes wide, but there was no sign of any big one.
However, the small eyes are really charming, and Gao Feng is still very handsome with these eyes, especially when he laughs, his eyes are squinted and two deep dimples are exposed, which can really fascinate many girls and even young women.
"Gao Feng, you look at this girl, look at this girl's eyebrows, you take a closer look at the difference between this girl's left eyebrow and the right eyebrow, what is the difference?"
Whether Gao Feng opened his eyes or not, Gao Feng couldn't see the changes on Wang Xiaoyue's face, so Wang Xiaoyue pointed to his two eyebrows, so that Gao Feng could see it carefully.
Wang Xiaoyue's two eyebrows are curved like willow leaves, and the eyebrows are jet black and black, so she doesn't use an eyebrow pencil to draw them, two natural beautiful eyebrows.
Gao Feng is not short-sighted, his eyes are not the slightest problem except for the trachoma that is tearful, of course he doesn't need to look carefully to see the changes in Wang Xiaoyue's eyebrows, he screamed in surprise.
"I'll check, Xiaoyue, why are your eyebrows burned?"
Gao Feng saw that Wang Xiaoyue's left eyebrow was burned by fire, and it was still a trace of being burned just now, and a quarter of the left eyebrow was burned.
Gao Feng saw that Wang Xiaoyue's left eyebrow burned by a quarter, and he couldn't help but laugh and slapped his thigh and shouted.
"Wang Xiaoyue, I remembered, your eyebrows were burned by the gasoline of the two viagras just now.
However, I can give you a nickname now, and you Wang Xiaoyue can be called a one-eyebrow hero from now on!"
Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were self-defeating, and inadvertently set the gasoline bottle on fire, and after the two of them threw the gasoline bottle into the van, they ran away.
And these two viagra are in a panic, one threw the gasoline bottle to the cab, and the other threw the gasoline bottle to the fuel tank of the van, Wang Xiaoyue sat in the cab, and Liu Qing and the two young women sat in the back row, these are all dangerous actions, and the fuel tank is even more dangerous, as long as it is ignited, there is a danger of explosion.
When the situation was very critical, fortunately, Gao Feng arrived in time and extinguished the fire of the two gasoline bottles with a fire extinguisher in one hand, avoiding a dangerous situation.
However, when Gao Feng extinguished the gasoline bottle, Wang Xiaoyue still suffered a small injury, that is, the left eyebrow was burned by a quarter.
When the girl found out about this, she was as angry as she was disfigured.
"Gao Feng, you just gloat, you dream that this girl will become a one-eyebrow hero, you can split your legs in a bright way, you can fool around with your table and the upper bunks, you can share the same bed every day, if you share the bed with them, this girl can also give you three iron pillows, and this girl will kill the three of them. β
Wang Xiaoyue gritted her teeth and scolded Gao Feng, and Gao Feng laughed.
"Xiaoyue, you don't have to make trouble, what is on the same table, what is sharing a bed, the person who shares the bed with this handsome guy is you Wang Xiaoyue, whether you are a one-eyebrow hero or a no-eyebrow hero, this handsome guy doesn't dislike you Wang Xiaoyue.
However, Wang Xiaoyue, the people who burned your eyebrows are two viagras, why do you vent all your fire on this handsome guy, you are called a mad dog to bite indiscriminately. β
Gao Feng also learned to speak sweetly, he tried his best to find some nice words to praise Wang Xiaoyue, women often say that they don't like sweet words, in fact, they can't wait to listen to sweet words every day, every day someone praises themselves like touching honey, Wang Xiaoyue is no exception.
"Hmph, things gather by like, people by groups, those two stupid viagra, those are your people, this is also called the unjust debtor, this girl can't find the two of them, this girl will find you to settle accounts. β
"Oh, Wang Xiaoyue, you are far-fetched, what kind of injustice has a debtor, you can't find them to be angry, you just find me to vent, who made this handsome guy your boyfriend."
To put it bluntly, what a boyfriend, that's a veritable punching bag, as long as you are angry or stimulated somewhere, you will use this handsome guy as a punching bag. β
Gao Feng is still not clear, Wang Xiaoyue can't find two viagra viagra tantrums, and Gao Feng can only be a scapegoat.
"What's the matter, aren't you still willing, as long as you say you don't want to, this girl will bite you again. β
Wang Xiaoyue's eyes widened, her two eyebrows rose upside down, and Gao Feng honestly accompanied her smiling face.
"One-eyebrow hero, this handsome guy is willing, this handsome guy is willing to do it all his life, but this handsome guy has a reluctant request, when you bite this handsome guy in the future, you bite my ass at the end, first, there is more meat on the buttocks, and secondly, the buttocks are more hidden, and no one can find out if you are injured. β
"Hmph, surnamed Gao, you call this girl a one-eyebrow hero again, this girl won't listen to you, this girl bites everywhere except your buttocks, the more conspicuous the more you bite it, this girl will make you unsightly, and you can't see your table and bunks. β
Gao Feng was a lone eyebrow hero, and Wang Xiaoyueman Police Station chased him, and Gao Feng hurriedly ran away.
Gao Feng ran out of the police station in one go, and when he was about to arrive at the project department, he heard someone calling him.
"Brother Gao, Brother Gao, what do we ask you about?"