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Zheng Youcai's cousin Zheng Yougui squatted in the open space, closed his eyes and gritted his teeth to poop, this Zheng Yougui is undoubtedly also a foodie, which can be seen from his fat body. ☆ → top ☆ → point ☆ → small ☆ → said,

I don't know how long Zheng Yougui hasn't gone to the toilet, his toilet this time is like doing an earth-shattering thing, and it seems that a martial arts practitioner has practiced kung fu for a long time, and finally this day broke out with the skills that he had accumulated for a long time.

A huge fart sounded like spring thunder, and Zheng Youcai knew that this cousin's big solution was too big, and it was estimated that he could blow up a hundred and ten catties.

"Grandma's, it's so fucking enjoyable, it's so fucking cool, I didn't expect this toilet to be so comfortable!"

After a giant fart exploded, Zheng Yougui was looking up to the sky and shouting, this guy's movement in the toilet is big, lest the world don't know.

One hundred and ten catties of waste were unloaded from Zheng Yougui's body, and he was relieved, like a large trailer full of 100 tons, running for several days and nights, and finally arrived at the destination to unload all the goods, and the ease was indescribable.

Zheng Yougui opened his mouth and inhaled, he really enjoyed the process after going to the toilet, that kind of intoxication was really indescribable, Zheng Yougui also looked up to the sky and shouted.

"Ah, people should enjoy this beautiful moment of going to the toilet when they are alive, it is really worth ten thousand gold when they go to the toilet!"

"Ouch, Brother Zheng, your cousin will be very poetic when he goes to the toilet, what kind of diploma did he graduate?"

Ji Wei is quite envious of Zheng Youcai's look on the toilet, he can go to the toilet to this realm, it is really the highest realm, and it is also worth learning from him Ji Wei.

Zheng Youcai pinched his nostrils and snorted: "Hmph, what kind of diploma does he have Zheng, he went to the first grade of primary school for three years, and then dropped out." ”

Why did Zheng Youcai pinch his nose and snort, it was because Zheng Yougui's fart was too loud, and it couldn't run away and it was too smelly.

Zheng Youcai pinched his nose and hummed, he was also very hard, snot bubbles came out of both sides of his fingers, and exploded on both sides of his fingers, pasting both sides of his fingers and nose.

"Brother Zheng, it seems that a poet does not have to have a high diploma, but to have rich life experience, a qiē knowledge comes from life, and it all comes down to life, like this Zheng You's ghost brother has rich life experience, he really became a poet. ”

"Let's go to the ball, he Zheng Youcai still has rich life experience, Ben Zheng Youcai is a comparison of rich life experience, he Zheng Youcai is still a poet, Ben Zheng Youcai is still a great poet, or a great poet, at least Ben Zheng Youcai has two more years of study than him in the first grade of primary school. ”

Ji Wei praised Comrade Zheng Yougui like this, Zheng Youcai was not convinced, he Zheng Yougui couldn't compare with himself, Zheng Yougui went to the first grade of primary school for three years, and he Zheng Youcai went to the first grade of primary school for five years, this cultural Cheng dù is two years longer than him.

"Ah, Brother Zheng, you have been in the first grade of primary school for five years, so are you counting as a primary school diploma or a junior Chinese certificate?"

Ji Wei was also surprised, this is also the first time I heard that the first grade of primary school has been in the first grade for five years, and his classmate has graduated from primary school, and he is still in the first grade.

"Hmph, of course Ben Zheng is a junior high school graduate!"

"Hey, Zheng Youghost, keep the map under your hands, be merciful with your subordinates, you can't wipe your ass with my map!"

Zheng Youcai's eyes were sharp, and he found that Zheng Yougui had finished solving the problem, and was about to wipe his ass with his map marked with lines, Zheng Youcai screamed and quickly pounced.

The moment of Zheng Yougui's intoxication passed, and he was about to wipe his ass with the stolen map, when he heard Zheng Youcai shouting for his men to be merciful.

Zheng Yougui is a tricky guy, he never buys anything for himself, especially those daily necessities, such as laundry detergent and soap, and even toothpaste for brushing his teeth, not to mention the toilet paper that wipes his buttocks, he is used by others, and the person who rubs the most is Zheng Youcai.

Zheng Yougui almost rubbed all over the people of the three teams of the pile foundation, and the people of the three teams hated this Zheng Yougui, and they also prevented him from rubbing their own things, and locked up all the daily necessities, including the toilet paper that wiped the buttocks.

Later, Zheng Yougui couldn't find toilet paper when he went to the toilet, so he replaced it with other papers, such as the paper in the notebook, such as the waste newspaper he read, and even took away the shoe polishing cloth that other people used to polish his shoes, and he didn't feel that his butt was black and ugly.

Today, Zheng Yougui was in a hurry again, and he didn't find any paper after looking for a long time, and all the paper was wiped off by himself, including the big guy's shoe-shine cloth.

Just when he found Zheng Youcai's bed, he found this traffic map of Xiaoyue City, and he took it away.

When Zheng Yougui got this map, he also found that there was a line of words written on the map, and this line of words was specially written for himself.

It reads: "Zheng Yougui, wipe your ass with your brother's map, and you will die for the whole family, even your cousin's whole family!"

Zheng Yougui seems to feel that he hasn't been to the toilet for a week, but this time it is menacing, as if a pregnant woman is about to give birth, the things in her stomach are squirming, and she feels like she is kicking herself in her stomach.

Zheng Yougui couldn't take care of it when he was in a hurry, so he scolded himself: "Grandma's, if the whole family dies, the whole family will die, first unload the goods in the stomach and then talk about it, and then if my cousin Zheng Youcai's whole family dies with him, then it won't be a loss!"

When Zheng Youcai shouted that Zheng Yougui's subordinates were merciful, Zheng Yougui also said to Zheng Youcai: "Brother, you are too ruthless, isn't it just a map, I wiped my ass and eyes, you still let me die the whole family, and you also put your whole family on board, is your map so important?"

"Zheng Yougui, of course it's important, this map is the treasure of Zheng Youcai, it's more important than your whole family and my whole family, you must not wipe your ass, you have mercy." ”

Zheng Youcai didn't have time to think about what was written on the map, his original intention was just to curse Zheng Yougui, and he didn't want to curse his whole family, it was estimated that he was too anxious at the time, so he lost his family too.

"Brother, I'm just going to wipe my butt, and I won't destroy it, and when I'm done, you can take it and put it under the sun to dry it, and the map is still intact." ”

"I'll check, Zheng Yougui, if you wipe it on your ass, it will be equivalent to spending all your brother's achievements, this is your brother's hard work for three months, you don't let your brother's previous efforts be wasted." ”

Zheng Youcai was in a hurry, and when Zheng Yougui took the map and wiped it on his buttocks, Zheng Youcai couldn't care much about it, so he pounced and reached out and grabbed the map.

When people reach a critical moment, they can really burst out of their potential, and this Comrade Zheng Youcai also burst out of potential in a hurry, and his flying action is very standard, just like the moth throwing fire, he pounced directly.

When Zheng Youcai pounced, he hadn't forgotten to tell the two people behind him.

"Hey, two viagras, Ben Zheng Youcai has exerted his potential, Ben Zheng Youcai has a moth to the fire, you also have your potential, and the moth is on fire, you are grabbing my legs one by one. ”

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, two viagra viagras, saw Zheng Youcai rushing over, and they disdained it.

"Oh, Zheng Youcai, do we still need to exert our potential, we are born with moths to fight fires, you just wait for our two moths." ”

Zheng Youcai pounced too hard, and his hand was more timely, and he grabbed the map in Zheng Yougui's hand at once, and his head was also pushed against Zheng Yougui's ass, and Zheng Yougui was pushed out more than three meters away at once, and he lay on the ground with a dog gnawing shit.

When people chew on, they may not be able to bite, but this Zheng Yougui has bitten, and it is still a big lump of dung, like a cow pulling, a big black and hard lump.

After Zheng Yougui's face was knocked up, the feces splattered everywhere and exploded everywhere.

After Zheng Yougui knocked on it, he screamed loudly.

"I checked, people said that they moved bricks to smash their heads, Ben Zheng has a ghost who pulls feces and hits his face, this feces seems to have been pulled by Ben Zheng Youghost a week ago!"

Harm people first, Zheng Yougui is this kind of person, he likes to pull feces in the wilderness, and he also harms a lot of people, when he works in this field, he does not step on the feces pulled out by Zheng Yougui.

Of course, this time Zheng Yougui reaped the consequences, he slammed on the feces he left behind, and he also felt that he had indeed harmed himself.

Zheng Youcai's moth to the fire is very good, he also controls zhì very well, his hand is also stretched out in time, when Zheng Yougui was about to wipe his buttocks, he also took the map down, and he was also thirty centimeters away from the big pile of feces pulled down by Zheng Yougui, which is also a very safe distance.

However, Zheng Youcai did this too much, his movements were mastered very well, but he shouted that the two viagra were also moths to the fire, and the result was self-defeating.

When the two viagras jumped up one after the other and threw moths to Zheng Youcai, Zheng Youcai regretted it to death, originally a safe distance of thirty centimeters from Zheng Yougui's feces, but was pressed by these two viagras, and it happened that this safe distance was gone, Zheng Youcai firmly knocked on the feces left by Zheng Yougui, and suddenly the feces splashed around like a bomb.

"My day your sister, you two viagra, Ben Zheng Youcai really admires you, let you play your potential, you also say that you are born with this potential, is this your natural potential, you have played too well. ”

Xiong Erwei pressed on Zheng Youcai's back, Ji Wei pressed on Xiong Erwei's back, Zheng Youcai was pressed at the bottom, Zheng Youcai's dog gnawed too well.

"Hehe, Brother Zheng, we didn't understand what you meant, didn't you let us moths fight fires, we are the standard actions of moths to fight fires!"

The two viagra stacked on Zheng Youcai's body like arhats, and they were still very proud, feeling that their moths to the fire action had taken a step further, this is really practice makes perfect, it seems that this action has to be practiced often.

"My day, your sister, Ben Zheng Youcai let you pounce one by one, let Xiong Erwei pull my feet, you Ji Wei pull Xiong Erwei's feet, and pull Ben Zheng Youcai out in this way, so that it will not be pressed on Zheng Yougui's feces, but you are stacked up like Arhats, that's not to let Ben Zheng Youcai gnaw shit solidly!"

Zheng Youcai was so aggrieved that he screamed, and he could be regarded as having met an opponent.