The two viagras couldn't wait for a minute, they shouted outside the container, and asked Zheng Youcai why he didn't get the map for so long. ∈ ♀ top novel,

As soon as the two of them finished shouting, they heard Zheng Youcai shouting inside the container, saying that his map was missing, and he didn't know who stole it.

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were anxious when they heard this, and hurriedly ran into the container, and when they ran to the door of the container, they collided with a person, and the two were knocked to the ground.

The two viagras are too thin, and the person who bumped into them is relatively strong, and the two viagras have collided with others, so they were naturally knocked to the ground.

However, the two of them reacted quickly, and quickly turned over from the ground, and the two of them apologized to the man quite politely.

"Brother, I'm sorry, we bumped into you, we were too reckless, didn't we hurt my brother, did you hurt the bird in the crotch?"

The two of them were knocked to the ground by one person, and they also asked if they were injured, and there were really these two viagras.

The man was holding a map in his hand, he raised it and smashed it a few times on the heads of Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, and said with a big grin.

"Cut, you were knocked to the ground by Lao Tzu, and you still asked Lao Tzu if he was injured, you should ask yourself if you were injured by Lao Tzu, and you checked whether the bird in the crotch was broken?"

That person smashed the two viagra and scolded a few times, pulled out and ran out, he covered his stomach while running, it seems that this thing is going to poop.

"Brother Zheng, have you found it, we will wait to see the map, you can't let our two viagra down, you shouldn't be, we are here to admire, you can't find the ball and can't find the map, you look for it, turn the bed over, and turn the shoes inside. ”

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei entered the container, and when they saw Zheng Youcai, they were also so anxious that they not only turned over their beds, but also turned over the eight beds in the container, and their brains were sweating.

"Oh, grandma's, Ben Zheng Youcai has turned over these beds, but if you can't find the ball and can't find Ben Zheng Youcai's baby map, where will it go. ”

Zheng Youcai also cried with a sad face, as if he had lost a jewel of eight thousand children, even more severe than losing that jewel.

"Brother Zheng, don't worry, we'll help you find it, we believe that this map won't run on long legs, let alone fly with wings, as long as we are patient, we will find it, now that the beds have been turned over, then we will take out our shoes." ”

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei immediately entered the state, there were eight people living in this container, and they took out the shoes of all eight people, these eight people have a lot of shoes, and each person has about four pairs of shoes.

In fact, they are all working people, of course, they have to spare a few pairs of necessary shoes, such as rain boots, which must be necessary, it is not a rainy day, they may need rain boots, because there is mud coming out of the pile, they have to wear rain boots, plus a pair of leather shoes, and a pair of sneakers, and a pair of replacement shoes.

The two viagras took out thirty-two pairs of shoes, reached out one by one, and at the same time put the shoes to their eyes and looked in, looking at them one by one, that is, sixty-four shoes.

In fact, the smell of the workers' shoes is certainly not much better, they all work every day, their feet sweat a lot, and they have less time to rest, so they don't wash their shoes much.

When people walk to the door of this container, they will smell a strong smell of stinky shoes, but these two viagras ignore it completely, as if they didn't smell it, and put the shoes on their eyes, which is almost like buttoning their noses.

The two viagra were divided equally, one person had thirty-two shoes, one looked at it, one sniffed it, and after sniffing, the two looked at each other and said at the same time.

"Brother Xiong, how do I feel that these shoes smell a little, or that smell!"

"Brother Ji, isn't it, I feel that the taste of these shoes is not pure, it is much weirder than my own shoes!"

"I'm looking, these shoes stink so, but they stink us to death!"

As they spoke, they both leaned back, both of them stunned by the shoe.

The two viagras fell down not a place, they were knocking on the top of the ladder of the bunk bed, they had fainted, but they suddenly woke up again.

After the two viagras sobered up, they continued to ask Zheng Youcai: "Brother Zheng, where did your map go, who will steal it, you can analyze it carefully, in your team, who have you usually offended, or whose wife has taken a bath, and he deliberately retaliated against you like this?"

Zheng Youcai replied without thinking: "Two of you, there are a lot of people who have been offended by Ben Zheng Youcai, in this team, Ben Zheng Youcai has almost offended him, Ben Zheng Youcai has peeked at other people's wives taking a bath, and almost everyone's wives have peeked at taking a bath." ”

"I'll check, no, your popularity is too bad, that doesn't mean that the entire three teams are your enemies, that means that anyone can steal your map, this is a fart!"

Hearing Zheng Youcai say this, the two viagra are also drunk, and they are also speechless, the popularity of this Comrade Zheng Youcai is very different, much worse than his Xiong Erwei.

The employees of the third team of the pile foundation are almost all Zheng Youcai's enemies, and the two viagra are also worried, they are all suspicious elements, so it is impossible to suspect anyone specifically.

"Brother Zheng, let's ask you again, what kind of map is your map, is it a map you drew with a pencil on A4 paper, or is it a map in the park that you spent ten yuan to ask someone to draw?"

Now in some parks, there are those painters who specialize in painting portraits of people, and they are quite good.

Zheng Youcai shook his head: "Two viagras, what, Ben Zheng is a talented person, how can he spend money to ask someone to draw a map, and spend ten yuan so much, what a waste of money."

However, the two viagras, Ben Zheng Youcai also took talents on the spot, but he marked two lines on the traffic map of Naxiaoyue City. ”

"Brother Zheng, are you saying that it is a traffic map of Xiaoyue City?"

Zheng Youcai nodded: "Yes, it's the map of Xiaoyue City." ”

"Brother Zheng, we know who stole your precious map, it's the guy who went out just now, we knocked him over, and almost injured his bird, and he also hit us in the head with that map. ”

"Hehe, you two can knock him over, he should have knocked you two over, he hurt your bird, just with your small body, two more can't knock him over. ”

Zheng Youcai squinted at the two viagras, he would not believe that the two viagras could knock over the person who went out, that person was too strong, one person topped two.

"Brother Zheng, let's not talk about who was injured, let's still talk about the map, the person who went out was holding a map, could it be your map?"

"Yes, I'll check his second aunt, he Zheng Youghost will know that he hurt me, he took my map to wipe his ass, let's chase it." ”

Zheng Youcai slapped his thigh and ran out, and the two viagras ran out after him, asking him as they ran.

"Brother Zheng, your name is Zheng Youcai, his name is Zheng Yougui, what is his relationship with you?"

Zheng Youcai replied: "I am cousins with Zheng Yougui, he Zheng Yougui is my cousin, he calls my mother the second aunt, and he also calls me brother!"

"Ah, Brother Zheng, then you scolded his second aunt just now, then didn't you scold your mother, isn't your mother his second aunt?"

It turned out that Zheng Youcai and the person who took the map to poop were cousins, and that person was also called Zheng Yougui, and Zheng Yougui called Zheng Youcai's mother the second aunt, Zheng Youcai scolded and scolded but scolded his mother.

When people often scold others, there will be the phenomenon of moving bricks and hitting their own feet, and the same is true of this Comrade Zheng Youcai, who scolded his cousin to his mother.

"Oh, two viagras, when is this, you are still competing like this, scolding your own people, then scold your own people.

It's not right to scold others, whether it's scolding oneself or others, it's unreasonable.

What we need to do now is to chase the map stolen by Zheng Yougui, if we take a slower step, he will wipe his ass, and the map will be wasted. ”

The three of them ran away like nerves, the two viagras followed behind Zheng Youcai's buttocks, and the three of them ran in one position, with one rhythm of their hands and feet, and they looked like three landlubbers.

Zheng Youcai shouted loudly as he ran: "Zheng Yougui, why did you steal my map, you don't know that it's my baby, this is more important than Zheng Youcai's wife, more important than your second sister-in-law." ”

Zheng Youcai is also honest, he regards this map as more important than his wife, which is the first in his mind, and his wife is only behind.

The three of them all found Zheng Yougui, Zheng Yougui found very well that the third team of pile foundation did not build a toilet, and the people of the third team of pile foundation used the open place as a toilet, and the construction personnel were used to this, but they liked to go to the toilet in an open place.

There is a village next to the pile foundation team, but the local people's toilets are also very simple, and they are still the kind of dryland toilets.

The so-called dryland toilet is to build a simple shed, build a few bricks on the dryland, no need to dig a deep pit, toilet urine flow down the ground.

This kind of aqua toilet is very simple, and the locals are very accustomed to it, which is also the characteristic of most of the north, but the southerners are not very accustomed to the aqua toilet, and they are afraid that they will step on the urine, or the buttocks will be easy to get on the feces if they are not raised a little.

Most people from the south to the north are not used to this kind of dry toilet, they choose to go to the toilet in an open space, so that the air is still relatively fresh, and the breeze blowing on the little buttocks is also a very pleasant feeling.

Zheng Yougui is squatting in the open space to go to the toilet, his eyes are closed, his cheeks are bulging like two big northern steamed buns, his buttocks are raised high, and he looks very comfortable, and he screams while shaking hard.

"Grandma's, it's so cool!"