A middle-aged fat man who was taller than the door frame, with a round body like a tire, and a fat face on his face, who looked like a human chariot, came to the door of the classroom. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

He glanced at everyone in the classroom with his eyes that were so small that they were covered by fat that they were only mung beans, and all the students who had just made a fuss were silent under his gaze, and they were free from the little sheep waiting to be slaughtered.

The human chariot nodded in satisfaction, crouched down sideways through the door, and ...... Uh, I got stuck halfway through.

"Ahem!" The human chariot coughed weakly, sank into the dantian, squeezed hard, and with the fall off of a few pieces of sawdust from the door frame, it finally came in.

Everyone, including me, tried their best to hide their embarrassment, if they were accidentally embarrassed, they would not be able to eat and walk around, and they would be invited to talk about their thoughts ♂, which would be as terrible as being invited by Billy to talk about philosophy ♂!

"Hello classmates!" it was a loud voice, which made our eardrums buzz.

When it was over, I couldn't hear the lecture for a while, so I plucked out my ears and shook my dizzy head, and the other students were just as uncomfortable.

Here, I would like to introduce to you that this fat man in the human chariot is our teaching director and Chinese teacher, whose name is Zhu Liyuan, and because of the close pronunciation, he is nicknamed "Pig is very round". He has the figure of a leader, the insight of urban management and the voice of an aunt in the neighborhood committee. From the outside, it sounds like a pig, and to put it mildly, it looks like a pig walking around in clothes.

"Old ~teacher~good~!"

No matter what you say, after all, it is our teacher, and we still have to give face, we got up and sat down after saluting, and Zhu Liyuan also started his lecture.

The students turned to page 36 of the textbook, and instead of reading the textbook, they memorized the Analects together. ”

…… If it's a memorization, why do you still let us turn the book to page 36, is it interesting to do more? Of course, this complaint can only be thought of, under the obscenity of the 'pig is very round', we quickly began to memorize.

Zi said: Learn and learn from time to time, and it is very happy. It's a pleasure to have friends from afar......"

"Stop, stop!" Teacher Fat Pig stopped with a displeased expression, and then corrected with righteous indignation: "How many times have you said it, there is corruption from afar, why can't you always remember it!"

“……”

I forgot to say that Mr. Fat Pig has the attribute of rot, and the famous saying is "When the house does not control the cuteness and rot, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes." And he himself is the legendary "rotten man" who is comparable to a living fossil, for this rotten male teacher, what expressions can the children's shoes in the audience have except embarrassment.

The teaching continued, although there was such an episode, but the quality of teaching after that really has nothing to say, I heard that this Zhu Liyuan teaching director used to be a senior teacher of the private Phoenix College next door, because of some rumors, this senior teacher was rumored to be a basic teacher, so he was kicked out of the door by the private Phoenix College that pays attention to the style of the door, and came to our school to take up a position, to be honest, it is worthy of teaching in an aristocratic school, this school has risen several percentage points since he came, and even Zhong Erchun, who has the worst grades in the class, has increased several times, from 1 point per subject to 5 to 8 points。

By the way, each subject is worth a full score of 100.

It wasn't until after the bell rang for the end of class that the human chariot got stuck again when it left, but after the dantian squeezed the door frame half a centimeter wider, he picked up a few pieces of fallen debris and left in style.

Listening to the earthquake-like knock gradually drifting away, we finally breathed a sigh of relief like parents waiting for their children to come out of the classroom for the college entrance examination to see their children come out with confidence.

"If this school building becomes a dangerous building one day, it will definitely have something to do with 'pigs are very round'. I said to Yang Huiling, who was at the same table next to me.

"And then we were all turned into ghosts after being stoned to death by the collapse accident to seek revenge on him?" Yang Huiling clenched her fists, looking serious and serious.

“…… Your jokes aren't funny at all, okay. "I said I wouldn't go to see her.

……

"Ahhh~ Speaking of which, a few days ago, our family and a few relatives went on a trip to the countryside, and something went wrong when we came back. I straightened my back and leaned against the corner of the table and muttered.

"Oh!?Is something wrong?Tell me quickly!" Zhong Erchun, whose gossip heart was ignited, asked excitedly like a wild cat smelling fishy eyes.

"I was waiting for the train back to the city at the station after playing, when my second aunt's brother-in-law's niece's sister's friend's sister's relative's friend forgot the sweater of a dog owner in the restaurant, so my mother ran to get it. ”

"Second uncle... The brother-in-law ......, "Zhong Erchun, Yang Huiling, Wang Situ and a few others crooked their necks and picked their brains to sort out their thoughts, and after half a day, Wang Situ Longyan was furious, "Nima, you directly said that your mother's sweater forgot to take it, and it will be over, what is the intention of going around so far, is it just to cheat the number of words!"

"Ahem, calm down. "I turned my face away.

"So, did something go wrong with the sweater?" Zhong Erchun, who came back to his senses after being reminded, rolled his eyes and said.

"It's just my mom who said let's wait a while and come back right away, and ...... turned out to be" Speaking of this, I remembered the chick I had when I was five years old and was bitten off by my own cat for a day, and I couldn't help but feel sad.

"How's it going?" a few ignorant mortals were intrigued by my expression.

"The result? I spread out my hands as if nothing had happened, and then made myself a cup of hot tea, but at the moment when I was about to drink the hot tea, the cup in my hand was blown away by a black shadow, Zhong Erchun took out an RPG bazooka and aimed it at me and roared: "Nima, I'm going to bomb you!!"

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I was stunned.

"Calm down, calm down!" Wang Situ, Yang Huiling and a few other children's shoes rushed up and grabbed him together to stop his crazy actions, and persuaded loudly: "It's okay if you want to bomb Xiao Yaoshen, but if you blow up the classroom, we won't have a classroom in the next class!?"

"Hmph! Considering that he couldn't afford to afford a classroom, Zhong Erchun finally put away the RPG bazooka in a huff and glared at me, for which I could only laugh dryly.

"Okay, actually, I just wanted to say that my mother said to wait for a while, but it turned out that we waited for half an hour, causing us to stand at the station for half an hour. I reluctantly told the truth, recalling that indelible day, on that day, my little white face turned into a little red face, and when I went home and weighed myself, oh my god, even my proud muscles were sunburned two pounds.

"You just say fat. "It's worthy of being at the same table, Yang Huiling can see my heart at a glance.

"After you say this, I also thought of one thing......" Wang Situ's face was bitter, and it seemed that he remembered some bad memories, "I went shopping with Xiaoya a few days ago, and she didn't come out after the agreed time, saying that it would be good to put on makeup right away, so I waited alone for two hours in the square of lovers everywhere." ”

"You're so sad!" we all said sympathetically.

"Na, but isn't this a nuisance?" I stretched out my index finger and said: "The most common thing I hear in daily communication is the vague words of 'for a while' and 'immediately', if it is short, it will be tens of seconds and minutes, and if it is long, it will be a few hours or even a few days.

"Isn't it......" Zhong Erchun remembered something, his head was full of black lines, "I accompanied my mother to go shopping to look at the clothes, my mother was full of starlight here and there, I urged her to hurry up, she said that it would be fine immediately, so this will be dozens of minutes right away, and I will not go shopping with my mother from now on." ”

At this time, I remembered my three-year-old little P child, I remember that the doctors and nurses and the whole family said that if they were going to give birth, they would give birth quickly, but they entered the operating room at night and did not give birth until dawn the next day.

"Aha! I finally remembered. For some reason, Wang Situ suddenly clenched his right hand into a fist and pounded it on his left palm.

"What do you remember?" I asked curiously.

But seeing that Wang Situ's face instantly fell, he stretched out his palm to me, looking like a creditor begging for money, and said gloomily: "You borrowed ten yuan from me yesterday and said that you would pay it back immediately, but then I forgot about it in physical education class, and now this is a day soon, so you can pay it back." ”

“…… Will you be okay for a while?"