The rugged mountains and ups and downs of the mountain are as bumpy as the road leading to my second aunt's house, but the majestic mountain is in stark contrast to the city with large ant spots below, and the natural halo formed by the aurora at the top of the mountain adds a sense of sacredness to the mountain, which is also known as the holy mountain for all of us, and is also the highest mountain in the world. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

And as an ordinary student, I'm looking down on this so-called mountain right now, yes, you read that right, looking down, not up. Moreover, I am still scanning every corner of this "holy mountain" with that kind of provocative eyes, just to find out the shortcomings in this holy mountain, under normal circumstances, if I do this kind of behavior and be seen by others, it will definitely cause public outrage, and I will even be invited by Zhu Liyuan, a teacher to talk about it ♂. But now it's different, it's not just me, but everyone else around me is picking at me with the same eyes.

Why......

"How do you see my paintings, is there anything I haven't painted correctly?" Li Pengzhi, who was dressed sloppily and sloppy like those crazy street artists, asked us excitedly as we were lying on our stomachs to study.

"Hmm......" I pinched my chin as if I was seriously studying, and then pointed out the shortcomings to Li Pengzhi, who wanted to be a painter, with an expert attitude: "Pengzhi, look at this. ”

"Which one?" Li Pengzhi followed the position of my finger and saw the location of the two majestic peaks, which are collectively called camel peaks, but these two majestic peaks are a little far away from other peaks, just like standing out from the crowd, so he named these two male peaks camel peaks, because they are famous for their similarity, "What happened to this camel peak?"

"Can a camel without a single hair be called a camel's hump, this shape looks like my uncle's cow's [beep--], is the camel so sexy?" I said in the serious tone of an expert's criticism of the layman, "All in all, fail." ”

"Yes, yes, this twin peaks is so wickedly drawn that it will teach bad children. Zhong Erchun pinched his chin and commented like an expert.

Unexpectedly, this crazy artist, who claimed to be as versatile as Leonardo da Vinci, was furious: "Nima, only you corrupt scumbags will see the mountain peak as [beep--], who will think of [beep--] when they see the mountain, don't think that all the boys in the class are as evil as you!"

At this time, Wang Situ, who didn't dare to touch his brows, smiled dryly with some fear: "Wouldn't it be enough to draw the grass and trees on the mountain peaks." ”

"Nima, you can draw a watercolor pen for me to see the 10,000-square-kilometer Juling Mountain, and you will also draw the grass and trees of all the peaks of the Jeling Mountain!" Li Pengzhi was so angry that he directly stuffed him with a colored pen of only seven colors, but of course Wang Situ did not dare to take it.

"Ah Shen, what are you talking about?" a girl's voice came.

I followed the prestige, shoulder-length hair was soft and shiny, and the beautiful face smiled sweetly, who is Lin Xi, who is not my childhood sweetheart, because it is a different class, so they are not together, but this does not prevent us from communicating with each other.

"Well, we're talking about philosophy ♂. Before I could speak, the animal next to me, Zhong Erchun, who was eager to perform, was impatiently blocking the way between me and Lin Xi.

"Don't listen to him. I pushed Zhong Erchun, who was in the way, mercilessly pushed away, and then said quite solemnly: "We are talking about whether the boys in the class are pure ♂ enough. ”

"Sister Lin Xi, you have to be careful, there is no one in this class who is not a beast except me. Li Pengzhi, who claimed to be an artist, made a fool of himself.

Dare to start a group mockery!

All the beasts in the class were angry, including those who were not beasts, and I gritted my teeth and said viciously: "We are beasts, Nima is not as good as beasts." ”

"That's right!" Lin Xi seemed to think of something, knocked his right fist under his left palm, and said with a smile: "Speaking of purity, I remembered that there is a method that can test purity. ”

"Oh, this thing can also be tested, what is the method?" I took out a towel and wiped it around my ear, as if I was listening.

"I heard it from a friend, it's simple. Lin Xi's smile looked silly and innocent, "It seems that it only takes ten words to measure whether a person's mind is pure." ”

"Ten words! Li Pengzhi, who was inferior to beasts, was surprised: "Come and listen, what are the ten words." ”

I saw Lin Xi take a deep breath, then put his hands into fists on his chest, and then suddenly shouted in a struggling tone with teary eyes: "Yamei Butterfly Yamei Butterfly!" and then changed his face like a pure man's face, and said in a thick voice: "One library, one library!"

"......" all the people are petrified.

"That's how it feels. Lin Xi, who didn't seem to understand the seriousness of the situation, stretched out her index finger as if it was fine, looking at her smile, it seemed that she didn't know what kind of powerful impact those short ten words had brought to the beasts present.

"I'm not pure, I'm not pure, I'm not pure......"

"My body hasn't left the group yet, but my soul has already had an affair without permission......

"Is it true that my girlfriend said that men are all beasts......

……

Countless black lines hang down the entire background, and these frustrated people bend forward, hit the wall and hit tofu, hang themselves with noodles, and commit suicide by drinking Coke, all of them are "pale", and they look like the end of the world when the men's football team kicked into the World Cup and won the championship.

"What's wrong with them?" asked Lin Xi, who seemed to be confused.

And I can only look at the innocent and black childhood sweetheart in front of me with an expression of .=mouth=.

Lin Xi, who didn't get an answer from me, also changed the subject: "By the way, I've been hearing you say [beep-] ah [beep-] just now, what is that [beep-] anymore?"

Don't think that if you pretend to be pure, I won't be able to see through your essence, after thinking about the consequences of telling the truth, I still wisely chose to cater after making up for my miserable appearance: "Don't ask about this, it's better not to know about a cute and innocent girl like Xiaoxi." ”

"yes, in that case, I still don't know. Lin Xi seemed very stupid and innocent with his index finger against his lower lip, his eyes facing upward, "After all, I am not as muddy as Ah Shen." ”

…… That's why I say it "seems".

After the episode ended, I took a chance to sneak into the unoccupied restroom, mysteriously made sure that no one was there, and then I breathed a sigh of relief.

Of course, I mysteriously played 007 not simply to go to the toilet, but to confirm my magic, and now the ring I got from the god of freedom is still on my finger, but it seems that no one else can see it, and now I choose to go to the toilet when no one is there to verify my magic because I can't wait to get home from school and am ready to test it here.

Now that everything is ready, my heart is surging: "Okay! Next, the magic test begins!"