Chapter 540 of the text conquers the Green Ji Shufei and confesses her identity

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Liu Xiaoer opened his eyes and found that he was lying on a grassy field, with the crescent moon hanging obliquely on the horizon, and the surroundings were quiet.

"Entering the god "Gold-Bottle-Plum" has succeeded?"

Liu Xiaoer and Lin Ajiao have a heart-to-heart connection, and under the prompting of Lin Ajiao's consciousness, Liu Xiaoer quickly awakened his self-consciousness and understood that he was already in the novel world of "Gold-Bottle-Plum" and possessed Ximenqing's body.

"What is this place?"

Liu Xiaoer looked around, and he seemed to be lying at the foot of a big mountain.

"Simon official, what's wrong with you?"

A soft and charming voice came from below, and Liu Xiaoer's heart fluttered, only to realize that he was pressing a woman on his body.

"Pan-Jinlian?" Liu Xiaoer searched his consciousness and recognized the other party's voice.

"Ximen Daguan, why do you call me 'Pan Jinlian' again, didn't the slave family let you call me 'Little Green' earlier?" Pan Jinlian said coquettishly in a squirming voice.

"Little Green?" Liu Xiaoer was puzzled, there was no title of Little Green in "Gold-Bottle-Plum", and the lines were a little wrong, "What is this place?"

"Huangshan, of course. ”

"Huangshan, how can we be in Huangshan?"

"Ximen official, what's wrong with you, can't you lose your memory after ooxx? The slave family felt too boring at home, so they asked you to experience the joy of life in an outdoor attraction like Huangshan, did you forget?"

Hearing this, the more Liu Xiaoer listened, the more wrong he became, he was a man who had read "Gold-Bottle-Plum", and there was no plot in the novel where Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing went to Huangshan to make an appointment.

"Is it ......?"

With a flash of inspiration in his mind, Liu Xiaoer finally understood that this qiē should be because of Concubine Lu Ji.

Concubine Lu Ji should have awakened her self-consciousness when she entered the god Pan Jinlian, so she could do some plots that did not happen in "Jin-Bottle-Mei". For example, Ximen Qing went to Huangshan to enjoy life.

"Ximen Daguan, the slave family is tired, are you tired?" Pan Jinlian asked softly, to be precise, it was Concubine Lu Ji who was asking.

"It's okay. Liu Xiaoer said in Ximenqing's tone. "Little lady, why did you suddenly pull me to Huangshan today?"

"I'm tired of being at home every day, repeating the same ooxx routine, it's not interesting at all. Concubine Lu Ji looked resentful. "The slave family thought that it would be better to come out in the wild, but now I still feel physically and mentally exhausted, tired to death, so empty. "When speaking. A faint sadness passed between his brows.

Liu Xiaoer asked, "Little lady, what's wrong, unhappy?"

Concubine Lu Ji let out a long sigh: "It's not that I'm unhappy, I just feel so tired." ”

Liu Xiaoer asked: "What are you tired of?" Say it and listen, I may be able to help you." ”

Concubine Lu Ji put her little hand around Liu Xiaoer's neck affectionately: "Ximen official, you can't help me, the world is too chaotic, I am too chaotic, and my life is a mess...... Forget it, let's not talk about it. You don't understand it. ”

Liu Xiaoer hugged the small waist of Concubine Lu Ji: "You didn't say anything, how do you know that I don't understand?"

Concubine Lu Ji shook her head: "You won't understand, because you won't believe it at all." ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "You're not me, how do you know if I believe it or not?"

Concubine Lu Ji was silent for a while, and then suddenly asked, "Ximen Grand Official, if I say that I am not from this world, will you think I am crazy?"

Liu Xiaoer asked, "What do you mean?"

Concubine Lu Ji said: "You definitely won't believe it, I'm actually from another world. It was only because I read an imperial novel called "Gold-Bottle-Plum" that I came here and became Pan Jinlian to meet you. A qiē happens here. It was like a dream, and when I woke up, I went back to my world. I wasn't happy in that world. Trapped in the palace, my heart is very depressed. So, I entered the world of "Gold-Bottle-Plum" to vent. Ximen official, you must have heard these words inexplicably, right? It's okay, if you don't understand, forget it, I'll just say it casually. ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "No." You think what you're saying is interesting. Little lady, if what you said is true, I am blessed to be able to have a tryst with a woman from another world, what a wonderful fate?"

Concubine Lu Ji asked: "Ximen official, don't you think the slave family is a particularly cheap woman?"

"Of course. Liu Xiaoer said, "If you are not cheap, you are not Pan-Jinlian." ”

"Yes, I'm really cheap, I don't deny that. Concubine Midorime frowned slightly, "But, you know, I wasn't like this before." My real name is Midori, and I was originally a little girl in a mountain village. When I was a child, I was very pure, and my heart was also very kind, just like the pure beauty of the young woman described in romance novels, Chu Chu was moving. However, then I changed, from a pure young girl to a debaucherous, and my heart became more and more distorted, and now I am psychopathic. ”

Liu Xiaoer asked curiously: "Why are you perverted?"

Concubine Green Ji said, "I don't know how I became like this. I used to be good, now I was selfish, I used to be pure, now I am dirty, I used to be easily content, but now I have endless desires. I am no longer the simple little green in the mountain village, but I have become a selfish, greedy, and insatiable cheap-goods-pan-golden lotus. Although "Gold-Bottle-Plum" satisfies my desires, every time I finish reading the novel, I feel more lonely and empty, and my mind is empty. In fact, the more you read the imperial novel, the more helpless you become. “

Liu Xiaoer said: "This kind of experience of yours is actually entering the time of the sage. ”

"What is Sage Time?"

"Sage time refers to the hollowness of the human brain after experiencing the climax of certain sting-agitation events, and at such times, people will be in a state of extreme calm, as if the sages possessed them, see through the red dust, and sometimes think about the universe and the meaning of life. Liu Xiaoer said, "After the average person ooxx, there will be a period of sage time. ”

"Yes, yes, that's what it feels like. "Every time I finish reading "Gold-Bottle-Plum", I will enter the sage time, and my heart is very empty, and I suddenly feel that these crazy things I have done are like a joke, stupid and meaningless. Actually, I hate my current twisted state, and you especially hate Pan-Jinlian. I also hate myself for having degenerated to such an extent and become a psychopathic."

Liu Xiaoer said: "Metamorphosis is not a bad thing, on the contrary, it is very precious. ”

Concubine Lu Ji frowned: "Why is perverted precious?"

Liu Xiaoer asked rhetorically: "Don't you think I'm also perverted?"

"Of course. Concubine Green Ji affirmed. "Ximen Daguan, you seduce other people's wives, your private life is chaotic, and you have a special fetish for women, just like a beast, your perverted behavior is similar to mine. ”

"You're right. I'm also a pervert. Liu Xiaoer said, "But every perverted person is not cultivated in a day, but slowly formed over many years, which is an evolutionary process."

People like the new and hate the old, and if they repeat something too many times, they will feel old-fashioned and want to find something new to prick themselves.

People always hate routines and like novel ideas. This instinct to like the new and hate the old is the driving force of human evolution. It's also the reason why we're perverted.

When I was a child, I was also a pure teenager, I was also very kind, and my view of love was also very simple, as long as I could hold hands with the girl I liked, I felt that it was the most beautiful thing in the world.

Later, I really took the girl's hand. The first time you hold hands, you are happy, the 10th time you hold hands, you are still happy, the 100th time you hold hands, you don't feel very happy, and the 1000th time you hold hands. It's basically numb, and I feel that holding hands is a routine, nothing more than holding the left hand and holding the right hand, which is nothing more than ten fingers interlocking. It's very old-fashioned, uncreative, and boring.

So, the girl and I are no longer satisfied with the routine of holding hands, we need to go beyond the routine and find new ideas.

Afterward. We started kissing.

Compared to holding hands, kissing is definitely a very novel idea. The first kiss was amazing, and the 10th kiss was still enjoyable. However, after the 1,000th kiss, I felt bored again.

Kissing, too, is all a routine! Kissing is nothing more than the friction of four lips, nothing more than the interaction of two tongues, nothing more than the transmission of saliva, all of them have routines, and they are very boring.

In order to go beyond the kiss-kiss routine, the girl and I had a new idea, and we started ooxx.

Compared to holding hands and kissing, ooxx is definitely a novelty that is against the sky. The first ooxx was amazing, the 10th ooxx felt like I was about to go to heaven, and the 100th ooxx was still intoxicated. At the time, I thought that Ooxx would be the most classic idea in the world.

Unfortunately, it turned out that I was still too naïve.

I get tired of ooxx when it goes over 200 times, because ooxx still has routines. ooxx, nothing more than the interaction between the male and female bodies, nothing more than you coming and going, nothing more than in and out, nothing more than the prelude to pave the way to the high-tide, all of them are routines, and they are not interesting at all.

As a result, the ordinary ooxx routine can no longer satisfy me, and I need a new ooxx, micro-innovation in the form and content of ooxx.

At the beginning, you can change your posture, and each new posture will bring you a new sense of experience.

However, although the number of poses is unlimited, in terms of experience, the types of ooxx poses are actually extremely limited, nothing more than one before and after, nothing more than one up and down, nothing more than division and combination, as long as you try hundreds of times, you will find that all postures are routines.

If you want to completely surpass the routine of ooxx, it is no longer enough to just change the posture, so you can only innovate from other aspects.

For example, the use of props. Like candles, leather whips, nylon ropes, wooden sticks, fruits, and many more.

The use of props is indeed a good idea, but it still does not escape the fate of routines. You can change the type of item over and over again, but in terms of experience, the options are still very limited. After using props for a while, the problem of routines will still appear.

Therefore, if you want to innovate with OOXX, it is no longer possible to just replace the props, and you must continue to innovate in other ways.

Some people innovate in clothes, wearing different uniforms to add ooxx novelty;

Some people innovate in location, choosing different scenes to add ooxx novelty;

Some people innovate with their partners and make friends of different sexes to increase the novelty of ooxx.

Basically, all the elements that make up the ooxx become points of innovation and are constantly being replaced.

From changing poses, to changing props, to changing uniforms, to changing scenes. Then to more mates. When all the elements have been changed, some people go one step further and start to change genders.

The switch from heterosexual to homosexual is undoubtedly an amazing idea in the history of ooxx. It breaks the long-standing OOXX routine. Who said that ooxx can only be of the opposite sex, why can't the same sex? This kind of subversive creativity is indeed very groundbreaking.

From the moment you move from heterosexual to homosexual, it feels like a new world has been opened, and there are countless new things waiting to be discovered.

But. Soon, you'll find out that changing genders is also a palliative, because there are routines to same-sexuality-sexuality.

When the opposite sex is replaced by the same sex, although the gender changes, the other ooxx elements do not change, whether it is the pose, the scene, or the props, the uniform, it will soon show its routine.

So, changing the gender doesn't help anymore.

So, some people go one step further. Start changing species.

New OOXX models such as ghost love, human-demon love, snake love, human-dog love, etc., came into being, and these ideas absolutely completely broke the previous OOXX routine and opened a new way of thinking.

After all, there are so many species in the world, and there is a lot of room to choose from, so to speak, this is a great idea!

It opens up a whole new paradigm of routines, and it's a sustainable one.

When you get to this stage, you're bound to be blown away by this unprecedented innovation.

But when one day. When you were petting a dog, you suddenly remembered that a long, long time ago, on that sunny afternoon, you were still a pure teenager. Just because you peeked at the beautiful little girl in the white flower dress, but your heart was full of contentment, you will find that you have come so far on the road of ooxx.

The simple self before has disappeared, and the boy who feels satisfied as long as he peeks at the little girl is now licking at a dog.

Suddenly. You're going to wake up, why am I like this, why am I so perverted?"

When he said this, Liu Xiaoer slowed down and continued, "I am indeed perverted, but I am not suddenly metamorphosed, thinking back on the whole process of my metamorphosis, you can find that the reason why I am metamorphosis is that I just want to go beyond the routine, I just want to innovate, I just want to find a new experience in life."

At first, I was not satisfied with the routine of holding hands, so I started kissing, then I was not satisfied with the routine of kissing, I started ooxx, and then I was not satisfied with the ordinary ooxx, so I chose the heavier-taste ooxx, and finally, in order to break through the routine of ooxx, I made a breakthrough in gender and species, and finally went to a complete metamorphosis.

If I had been content with the routine, I would definitely not be what I am today, and I would definitely not be a pervert. The reason why I am perverted is only because in my body, there is a heart that never gives in and is aggressive. People who are satisfied with the status quo will not be perverted.

So I am, and so do you.

So, when you find yourself perverted, don't be presumptuous. The reason why you are so perverted today and become a like Pan Jinlian is because you were tired of those routines yesterday and you want to break through, you have tried to take some new paths and explore some unknown territories.

Because you've gone too far, everyone thinks you're perverted.

In fact, every perverted person has been pure, even to the extreme. Because it is precisely because all the routines of purity have been exhausted and tired of it, that they have embarked on the path of no return to perversion. Those who follow the rules and live according to the routine will not be perverted.

Midori, you used to be a good girl, you used to be pure and kind, just like the standard heroine routine template in a romance novel. And now, you have become a pervert, you have become Pan Jinlian, and you have become a.

If you think about it, how did you get into perversion step by step? What made you change from a little green to a like Pan Jinlian? What is your motivation for being perverted?

If you think carefully enough and thoroughly enough, you will be able to see that you have a heart that will never give in.

Of all the spiritual qualities of human beings, unyielding is undoubtedly the most precious, and it is the source of a civilization. Only people who can be perverted know how to forge ahead.

Your perversion is a proof of your aggressiveness.

People who have never been perverted are not qualified to talk about innovation and life.

Therefore, I am perverted. I'm proud. ”

Liu Xiaoer talked eloquently and gave a detailed interpretation of the metamorphosis.

Listening to his high-minded talk, Concubine Lu Ji was stunned, and her mind couldn't help but recall what she experienced in the palace. I think back to the process of my own metamorphosis.

There was silence for a while.

Concubine Midorihime suddenly spoke: "When I was thirteen years old, I was captured in the palace and became one of the emperor's concubines. The so-called concubines, like the emperor's pets, the meaning of my life. It is to please the emperor, make the emperor happy, and make the emperor satisfied. If you don't get the emperor's favor, you will enter the cold palace, and you will end up depressed.

I don't want to die in the palace, I want to be free, I want to get out of this hellish place. And if you want to leave the palace, your only hope is to gain the emperor's trust. So, I began to win the emperor's favor at any cost.

Pity. There are too many concubines in the palace, and the competition is very fierce. I wanted to please the emperor, and the other more than 30,000 concubines also wanted to please the emperor.

There were many ways for these concubines to please the emperor, some could sing, some could dance, some could play the harp, some could blow the flute, and some could press the ......

I carefully observed the ways in which these concubines pleased the emperor, and found that there were routines to be found in these ways. I collected all the routines, and there were twenty-four big routines in total. Each big routine can be divided into dozens to hundreds of small routines.

However, since the concubines were skilled in using routines to please the emperor, the emperor was probably tired of the routines, and he was not very satisfied with all the concubines.

Thereupon. I think the routine is already a dead end, if you want to win the emperor's favor, you should innovate, you must use new methods.

I started trying to break the mold and find new ideas. I did a lot of crazy things for this.

I used to tear my skirt to shreds. Then I wandered around the palace with my half-covered skirt from the window, and I used to run naked in the palace hall, and I used to bathe in the open air in the back garden of the palace......

Many concubines thought I was crazy, because no other concubine had ever been as unbounded and ridiculous as I was, and no other concubine had ever done such a thing.

Only I did.

When they thought I was crazy, they didn't know that I was just trying to break the routine and surprise the book.

The Emperor of Books is a lascivious man, he has seen too many beautiful women, and the too routine beauty can no longer arouse his interest, and only innovative beauty can form a thorn in him.

The Emperor has seen many gentle, elegant routines of beauty-women, but he has never seen that kind of cheap, sassy and unconventional beauty-women.

So, this became my innovative route.

The effect of innovation is good, and the book emperor really became interested in me. The more beautiful and cheap a woman is, the more the emperor likes it.

In order to please the emperor of the book, I continued to innovate, breaking through the lower limit again and again, what morality and ethics, what three obedience and four virtues, these routines have not stopped me.

I want to innovate, I want to break a qiē routine, I want to surpass all the concubines and conquer the emperor.

In the beginning, I was just acting, but gradually, I fell into it. I found that I had really changed, and when I broke through the lower limit again and again, I was already invisibly alienating myself, and I actually began to become obsessed with the feeling of being a.

I don't like to be a, but I can't stop anymore, I've really become a. I am obsessed with "Gold-Bottle-Plum", and I am obsessed with the life of Pan Jinlian, and in this kind of drunken life, I am going farther and farther, more and more cheap, and more and more perverted.

I hate such a perverted self in my heart, I often think of the little green in the past, how beautiful I was at that time, I really miss it, I really want to be a little green again. However, I know that this is no longer possible, I have become a like Pan Jinlian and can never go back......"

Speaking of this, Concubine Lu Ji suddenly choked up, and her eyes were slightly glowing with cold light.

"Why can't you go back?" Liu Xiaoer said, "For perverted people, there is nothing that can't be done." There is no such thing as the most perverted, only more perverted. As long as you do go back, there is always a way. Don't forget, you're a pervert, you can. ”

Concubine Lu Ji was stunned: "Do you really think it's okay?"

"Of course. Liu Xiaoer said, "You can even do perversion, what else can't you do?"

Concubine Lu Ji stared at Liu Xiaoer. He asked, "Didn't you ever laugh at me for a cheap woman like me?" Although you were very happy with me ooxx, you must have looked down on me in your heart, and thought that I was a cheap. ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "You're right. But I'm just like you, two and a half pounds and eight taels, and we're all extremely perverted people. Metamorphosis is a necessary condition for innovation, and we will metamorphose, which shows that we have a breakthrough and enterprising spirit of innovation. We're going to be so unbearable now. It's just that there is some deviation in the direction of our metamorphosis. As long as we adjust our direction, with our ability to pervert, we can definitely change the status quo. ”

Concubine Midorime asked, "Why do you say 'we'?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "Because I, like you, have also read "Gold-Bottle-Plum". ”

Concubine Lu Ji was stunned for a moment, and then reacted after a while: "Have you read "Gold-Bottle-Plum"?

Liu Xiaoer nodded.

"This ...... How is this possible?" Concubine Lu Ji was skeptical, she had been in the "Golden Bottle-Plum" for so many years, and she had never met any other person who had entered the gods, "Ximen Daguan, are you joking?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "In the world where I live, there is a newspaper called "Shulin Entertainment Weekly" ......"

Concubine Midorihime's face was shocked. The person who was able to say this newspaper was obviously a delirious: "You...... Who the hell are you?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "I am a lover of imperial literature, and I got "Gold-Bottle-Plum" by chance, so I came here in a daze. I thought I was the only one who was in the gods, but I didn't expect you to be in the gods, little green girl. I just heard you say that you are the imperial concubine in the palace, called Xiaolu. If I'm not mistaken, you should be the Green Hime Scholar. It's an honor to have a tryst with the scholar here!"

Concubine Lu Ji raised her eyebrows: "Are you tired of being alive?" I am the concubine of the Emperor of Books, and you are here to take me now." Cuckold the Emperor of Books, aren't you afraid that the Emperor of Books will ask for your head?"

"The concubine died under the skirt, and she was also a ghost. Liu Xiaoer said, "A man is in his lifetime." What a feat it is to be able to cuckold the emperor of today, how many men have been able to do it throughout the ages? I have done it today, and I will be blinded even if I die. ”

"You...... You stinky rascal!" Concubine Midori snorted. If it was an ordinary person who said such a thing, she would probably be angry. But Ximenqing is different.

Concubine Lu Ji and Ximen Qing have not only fought for many rounds in "Golden Vase Plum", but the relationship between the two is no longer as simple as that of a cannon-friend.

What's more, Liu Xiaoer's remarks about the pervert just now made Concubine Green Ji have a feeling of finding a soulmate, the man in front of her has seen her ugliest and cheapest side, but he doesn't seem to dislike her, but has another appreciation, this feeling makes Concubine Green Ji like a treasure.

"How long have you been in your trance?" asked Midorihime.

"What's wrong?"

"I want to know the little secret I told before, how much do you know?"

"I know all the secrets I shouldn't know. ”

"......" Concubine Midorime asked, "What kind of person are you in the real world?"

"You want to know?"

"Hmm. ”

"Why?"

"Nonsense! I've been with you ooxx for so long, and I think you are my most important man, shouldn't I know your true identity?"

"That's right. Liu Xiaoer said, "However, I am a nobody, and you must have never heard of my name." ”

Concubine Lu Ji thought for a while, and then asked, "Now that you know my identity, what are you going to do?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "What can I do? I am a sling, you are the imperial concubine, I just want to meet you in the real world, but it is impossible, I can only continue to be in "Golden Vase Plum" in the future." ”

Concubine Lu Ji's beautiful eyes froze: "To be honest, do you want to see me in the real world?"

Liu Xiaoer shook his head: "I don't want to." ”

Concubine Midorime asked urgently, "Why?

Liu Xiaoer said: "How can you dislike it? You are the imperial concubine, how many men want to go to it." However, I am self-aware, I am a sling, powerless and powerless, if we meet in life, we will definitely see the light and die. So, it's still gone, and it's good now. ”

Concubine Midorihime asked curiously, "Are you ugly?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "It's average, it's not very good-looking anyway." You girls should look at your face, right?"

"Not necessarily!" said Concubine Midorihime, "Although I also like handsome guys, if it's true love, it's unbearable to be ugly! ”

"I'm not just ugly, but I don't have any money and I don't have a job. Liu Xiaoer said, "In short, you won't like it, so don't meet." ”

"I don't think you're that bad, right?" said Midorihime, "When I just listened to you analyze the problem of 'perverted', I felt like you were a bit cultured. Simon, tell me, what are you like in real life? What is your name? How old are you this year, and what novels do you like to read?"

Liu Xiaoer frowned: "Xiaolu, you don't really want to ask me to meet, do you?"

"I've known you for so many years, and of course I want to know what you look like. The novel is a bit unreal, if only I could see you in the real world. Concubine Lu Ji's beautiful eyes flashed, and she remembered something, "By the way, why don't you go to the palace to be a eunuch, and then I can see you." ”

“……”

…… (To be continued.) )