Chapter 541 of the text is a natural pair and a gallant scholar

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"Ximen official, how about it, are you willing to be a eunuch in the palace?" Concubine Lu Ji stroked Liu Xiaoer's strong chest muscles with her small hand, and said in a flattering voice, "If you are willing to enter the palace, the palace will let you be a personal eunuch and serve me every day, how about it?"

"What a fart!" Liu Xiaoer said, "Lao Tzu is not interested in being a eunuch." What's more, a cheap person like you, who only wants a man to satisfy you, if I really become a eunuch, you will definitely kick me away. ”

Concubine Lu Ji smiled lightly: "You understand people, there is no shortage of eunuchs around this palace, only men." But, Ximen official, if you don't enter the palace, I won't see you!"

Liu Xiaoer said: "If you can't see it, you can't see it, why bother to meet before, it's good to have a good time." ”

Concubine Lu Ji said: "We have only been happy in the fantasy novel world of "Gold-Bottle-Plum", but we have not really owned it in real life, don't you think it's a pity?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "Be content. Being able to put the emperor's concubine in an illusory novel, I feel that my life has been very fulfilling. ”

"However, the slave family really wants to see you in real life. Concubine Lu Ji said coquettishly, "Ximen official, do you want to think of a way, how can we meet?"

Liu Xiaoer asked: "Is there any secret passage in the palace, you can sneak out, let's make an appointment to shoot a cannon?" Or, I can sneak into the palace from the secret passage." ”

Concubine Lu Ji shook her head: "The palace is heavily guarded, and many organs are only known to the Emperor Shu, except for Jin Shuwei, no one else is allowed to enter and leave without permission." Trespassers have only one way out. If I could have escaped from the palace, I would have escaped. ”

Liu Xiaoer said bluntly: "Since it's so dangerous, then forget it, it's not worth risking your life for the sake of fighting." ”

Concubine Lu Ji raised her eyebrows and asked, "Do you really think that the relationship between us is just a cannon-friend? You don't have the slightest affection for me?"

"Over time, there is a little bit of affection. Liu Xiaoer said, "But we have to be realistic." Unless the Emperor is dead, it is impossible for the two of us. ”

"Let the Emperor of Books die. How easy is it?" Concubine Lu Ji said, "The Book Emperor is unfathomable, I have slept with him so many times, and I still know very little about him, he is the strongest man in the world. ”

Liu Xiaoer agreed: "Ordinary men only need to marry one wife. The body is a little overwhelmed. The queen of the book - Gong Jiali is 30,000, he can be defeated in a hundred battles, and conquer such a concubine at the same time, a man like this is definitely not an ordinary person. ”

"yes, I really can't fathom his heart. Concubine Lu Ji's eyes moved slightly, and she suddenly said, "Actually, there is a way to defeat the Book Emperor now, and this way is to use the smart machine." ”

Liu Xiaoer pretended to be stupid: "What kind of machine?"

Concubine Lu Ji said: "Ke Ji, a scientist of the science fiction school, has developed a machine called Alpha Dog, as long as he reads 250000 novels to Alpha Dog. can make the alpha dog have intelligence, and even know the "Divine Reading Technique". There is no upper limit to the abilities of the alpha dog, and it can surpass a human qiē. Therefore, as long as you can develop an alpha dog, you may be able to defeat the Book Emperor. ”

"So hanging?" Liu Xiaoer said, "The alpha dog is so awesome, isn't it the end of human beings?"

"Don't worry, the alpha dog has a mastermind, the mastermind is in my hands, and I can control it. "Midorihime said. "However, it is not easy to collect 2500000 novels. I have used a lot of resources and manpower to collect people's books all over the country, and I have only collected more than 90 million novels. Now people all over the country are writing novels. But only 6 million copies can be written in a day, and it still takes nearly a month for Alpha Dog to be developed. The Emperor is now in retreat and studying, and there are only 10 days left for him to get out of the customs, and there is no time at all. ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "In this case, why are you working so hard to develop the alpha dog? You don't want to please the book emperor, do you?"

"yes, don't please him. Who am I pleasing to please him, he is the only man by my side. Concubine Lu Ji said, "After living in the palace all these years, my only pleasure is to please the Emperor and get his favor." However, I don't really like the Book Emperor, his city is too deep, and I don't feel safe. Simon Daguan, the man I like in my heart is actually you, with you, I am unrestrained, very relaxed, and I feel very comfortable......"

"You are really a, while pleasing the emperor, you say you love me. Liu Xiaoer said, "How can you be so shameless?"

Concubine Lu Ji said: "Yes, I'm cheap, what's the matter? You ugly and wearable dead sling, what qualifications do you have to look down on this palace?"

"What's wrong with the dead sling, it's better than you, a water-sex poplar!"

"If I'm not a scumbag, can you afford to climb this dead sling?"

"If I weren't a dead sling, a cheap bait like you, you think I'd be eye-catching?"

"Yo, you dead sling, you still have a sense of superiority, you don't pee on yourself, ugly and poor, what virtue!"

"You're good-looking, but you're not a cheap!"

"Strange, why do we feel like we are scolding and scolding, as if the more we scold, the more tacit understanding, the more we scold, the more intimate we become?"

"You're a slut!"

"Yes, I'm cheap! Cheap-goods with dead sling, isn't this a natural pair, hahaha!"

After a while, there was a sudden silence.

Concubine Lu Ji's little hand stretched out from behind her, hugged Liu Xiaoer affectionately, and asked delicately: "Ximen official, seriously, do you want to marry me as a wife?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "What's the point of discussing this kind of issue now?"

Concubine Lu Ji said: "Of course it makes sense. If you're really willing to marry me, we still have a chance to live. ”

Liu Xiaoer frowned: "What kind of life?"

"As long as you can collect 25,000 novels in 10 days and develop an alpha dog, it is possible to defeat the Book Emperor." Although the collection of books in all parts of the country has been checked by the imperial court, there is one place where the collection of books has not been checked. ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "What place?"

"Corrupt - the residence of the official. Concubine Lu Ji said, "The richest person in the imperial kingdom is not the eight major factions, let alone the common people, but a corrupt official. There are countless corrupt officials in the country, and each of them is very fat, if you can find the collection of these corrupt officials. It should be able to collect a lot of novels. ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "Even if all the books of corrupt officials are confiscated, it is not realistic to collect 2500000 novels, right?"

"You're still too young to underestimate the energy of the corrupt officials. Concubine Lu Ji reminded, "Do you know why the Eight Great Factions dare not go against the Imperial Court? The resources of the corrupt officials are even stronger than theirs, because the people also understand that even if they all join forces, they will not be able to fight the corrupt officials. In the past two days, I have sent troops to collect and collect the books of the people all over the country. In total, only more than 20 million copies were collected, and an average of four people only had one novel.

The imperial kingdom is a big country of reading, but the people have such a small collection of books, what does it mean? The people are poor, which means that the officials are corrupt and rich. The fact that people do not have books in their homes means that these books must have fallen into the hands of corrupt officials. Therefore, as long as you dig in the mouth of a corrupt official, you will definitely be able to dig up a lot of novels. ”

Liu Xiaoer reminded: "Since the corrupt officials are so powerful, I'm afraid it's not easy to mess with, right?"

"Yes, the world is as black as a crow. Corrupt officials are all in a group, and they move the whole body with one hair. As long as one corrupt official is discovered, a number of corrupt officials will be offended, and the consequences will be unimaginable, and the situation will inevitably be turbulent. "However, now I can't care about so much." In order to develop a machine, I can only attack the corrupt officials. I have ordered a covert search of the books of the corrupt officials in the capital, and as soon as there is news, take immediate action. ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "The dog jumped off the wall in a hurry. If you provoke these corrupt officials. I'm afraid you're in danger. ”

Concubine Lu Ji said: "Of course I know this. But in order to kill the Emperor, in order to be with you, this is the only way, and it may be the only chance. I had to give it a try. ”

Liu Xiaoer persuaded earnestly: "Cheap, in fact, you don't need to take such a risk. I'm just a dead hanger, not worth it. If you die in this operation, I will be sad for a few days at most, and then I will forget about you and find another woman to be my wife......"

"! you bastard. Curse me to death now?" Concubine Lu Ji said angrily, "Look at how this palace is cleaning up your dead hanging silk today!"

After speaking, Concubine Lu Ji's delicate body pounced and directly pressed Liu Xiaoer into the grass, and the two rolled in the grass and clashed fiercely.

In a moment, the grass swayed like a wave, and one wave did not settle down, and one wave rose again.

is in response to that ancient poem:

Leaving the grass on the plain, one sleeps and one withers. The wildfires are endless, and the spring breeze blows and grows.

Half an hour later.

The grass finally regained its calm, and Liu Xiaoer and Concubine Lu Ji were tired and lying on the ground, lying quietly, exhausted.

"Cheap-, did you really decide to attack the corrupt officials?"

"Hmm. Only then will we be able to be together in the future. ”

"What can I do for you?"

"You dead sling, how can you help? You live well, and if I succeed, I'll go find you." ”

"What if you fail?"

"If I die, remember to miss me. ”

After speaking, Concubine Lu Ji moved over, lay down in Liu Xiaoer's arms, and gently hugged him.

She knew in her heart that time was running out.

Sure enough, not long after embracing, Concubine Lu Ji's consciousness blurred little by little, and gradually separated from Pan Jinlian's body and left the world of "Gold-Bottle-Mei......

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Capital.

When she woke up, she found herself soaking in the bath of the dormitory, and the novel "Gold-Bottle-Plum" was placed by the pool.

Concubine Lu Ji was in a trance, still intoxicated by the qiē that had just happened.

In the past, whenever she finished "Gold-Bottle-Plum", Concubine Midorihime would feel very empty, and it felt like a dream.

But today, Concubine Green Ji feels very fulfilled, and she is suddenly full of expectations for the future. Because she met a man who understood her and loved her in "Gold-Bottle-Plum", a man from real life.

Since entering the palace, this is the first man that Concubine Midorihime has met, except for the Book Emperor.

"Ximen Daguan, we will definitely be together!"

Concubine Midorihime swore silently, and with a little hand, she stood up from the bath, scrubbed her body, put on her clothes, and went to the palace library.

……

"The book concubine is auspicious!"

In the hall of the Imperial Palace Library, Ke Ji greeted him.

"Mr. Ke. How's the Alpha Dog?" asked Midorihime, with only 10 days left for her.

"Back to the mother, Alpha Dog can now read 15 million novels a day, as of this morning. It has read 57 million novels. Ke Ji said, "All the novels stored in the palace are almost enough for Alpha Dog to read for two days. ”

Concubine Lu Ji said: "You don't have to worry about the novel, this palace has its own way to raise ......"

As he spoke, a eunuch walked in. It is the father-in-law of Dongchang Jin Shuwei.

"The slave said hello to the scholarly concubine. After the salute, Gonggong Hai reported in a soft voice, "Niangniang, you asked the servants to investigate the collection of books of the officials in the capital, and there is already news." ”

Concubine Lu Ji's heart moved: "Say." ”

As Niangniang expected, officials of all sizes in the capital took advantage of their power to bend the law for personal gain and took bribes a lot of novels. "Haigong is fair," for example, Guo County's order in Pingfeng County, the capital. He has been bribed by wealthy local businessmen for many years, and the number of corrupt novels has reached 2 million. ”

"Greed - dirt 2 million copies?" "Concubine Lu Ji's face was shocked, "Just a county order, actually greed - stain 2 million novels, it's really bold!"

"Niangniang, this is a small amount, and the amount of corruption of other officials is even more shocking. At this time, Gonggong Hai took out a letter from his arms and presented it, "This letter records the amount of bribes received by more than a dozen officials in the capital. Please take a look. ”

Concubine Lu Ji took the letter paper, spread it out and looked at it, and the text that caught her eye was:

"Guo Baochang, the prefect of Linjiang, has about 4.8 million greedy novels;

Sun Zhengbei, governor of the three provinces. There are about 5.2 million corrupt novels;

Zhou Chengsheng, a waiter in the book department, has about 5.7 million greedy novels;

The total number of greedy novels is about 5.8 million;

Wang Minghai, the secretary of the Criminal Department, has about 6.3 million corrupt novels;

……”

From top to bottom, Concubine Lu Ji swept it down, and after reading the amount of corruption on it. She couldn't help but sigh: "The officials in our capital are really deeply hidden, and each one is more greedy than the other! The number of corrupt novels of a cabinet minister is as good as the collection of books by all the people in the three provinces, and he is really talented! Gonggong Hai, where did this information come from?"

Hai Gonggong said truthfully: "Hui Niangniang, this information was anonymously reported by the people in the Sunset District of the capital, and after verification, all of them are true. ”

"The Sunset District of the capital?" said Concubine Lu Ji, "The people in the Sunset District have really made meritorious contributions this time, and the total collection of corrupt books of the more than ten corrupt officials they reported is almost 70 million, which is twice the collection of books of the people in the whole country." ”

"Mother, these officials can still only be regarded as petty greed. According to the reports of the masses in the Sunset District, there is another big corrupt official in the capital, and he is a huge corrupt official among the corrupt officials, and the other corrupt officials are all small in front of him. ”

"Oh?" asked the Green Princess, "which corrupt official can have such great ability?"

Gonggong Hai said cautiously: "He is the [Red Courage Book Marquis] Zhu Haoran Zhu Marquis. ”

"Naked Scholar?" "Concubine Lu Ji wondered, "Zhu Haoran, a scholar with thick eyebrows and big eyes, is also greedy?"

Father-in-law Hai nodded: "Marquis Zhu seems to be upright, but he is actually insatiable. According to the clues provided by the masses in the sunset area, the number of novels that Zhu Houye is greedy for is conservatively estimated to be more than 50 million. ”

"What?" Concubine Lu Ji's chest shook, she scraped the collection of books from the people across the country, and only got 20 million novels, "50 million? Where did Zhu Haoran get so many novels?"

Hai Gong said fairly: "Marquis Zhu has a wide range of connections, whether it is a cabinet minister or a local official, there are his children, and almost all the corrupt officials in the capital have close contacts with Marquis Zhu. According to the minions, Marquis Zhu is very likely to be the mastermind behind the entire network of corrupt officials. ”

"What a gallant scholar! The corrupt officials in the capital are even more greedy than she imagined, and if all the books of these corrupt officials are seized, she can get 1200000 novels at once. Together with the existing 90 million novels, the total number is more than 200 million.

At that time, the R&D machine will be a matter of course.

Concubine Lu Ji made a decision immediately and ordered: "Gonggong Hai, you immediately mobilize 500 Jin Shuwei and 8,000 Huangshu Iron Army to seal the Shuhou Mansion!"

"Slaves obey!"

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