The owner of the breakfast shop was angry, and this Miao Buzheng measured the team leader to deceive people, and even he was deceived into it, causing him to pay for breakfast in vain, and also lost five catties of garlic and one catty of aged vinegar in vain.

Is it tolerable or unbearable, isn't this Tai Sui's head breaking ground, the owner of the breakfast shop is angry no matter how he thinks about it, just like a rice cooker boiling water, and he is angry.

Coupled with the square inch and the usual short, as well as the three people of the master blowing the wind in his ears, he must find an opportunity to treat Miao Buzheng, and the word "Wang" was changed to "Wang Ba" shamefully.

The four of them discussed the plan for a long time, and when Miao Bu was having breakfast again the next day, they acted according to the plan.

Time passed quickly, and soon the next morning, the owner of the breakfast shop had bloodshot eyes, he didn't close his eyes all night, and engraved all the garlic heads in the store, as well as the small bottle of old vinegar, this time the lettering, the owner of the breakfast shop spent effort, carved them all to the brim, and there was no gap left.

The owner of the breakfast shop was very satisfied with the work he had made all night, and he also felt that he was a genius in his heart, and the boss himself couldn't figure out why he was so talented.

The masterpiece has been completed, just waiting for the survey team leader Miao Buzheng and his party to come to breakfast, and then avenge yesterday.

However, this morning was very strange, the group of people from the survey team came very early, and came to breakfast at about half past five, and they didn't see the master's broken van after six o'clock.

Yesterday, the master and the others left a phone number for themselves, and the owner of the breakfast shop dialed the phone number left behind, and the person who answered the phone was Comrade Sifu.

"Lao Wang, the big thing is not good, the big thing is not good!"

Comrade Sifu screamed as if he had found out that his wife had cheated, and shouted several big things in a row.

"Master, I sue you, I'm not the old king, I'm not old, I'm the middle king.

What the hell, it's not good, you've caught your wife's concubine!"

The owner of the breakfast shop was not very happy that the master called him "Old Wang Ba", and he emphatically reminded that he was only a middle-aged man, and if he could count it, he could only be regarded as "Zhong Wang Ba".

The master said: "Oh, whether it's the old king or the middle king, it's all a king."

This big thing that happened is worse than the wife of the master who cheated on me and was caught and raped in bed, that is, Miao Buzheng, the old fox, will not go to your place for breakfast, and he also told us not to go to your store for breakfast from now on. ”

"Damn, what the hell, that's not going to work, I have to let him come for breakfast, or I'll be busy all night. ”

As soon as the breakfast shop owner heard the master's words, he jumped up more than three feet on the spot, clicked into the dishwasher, smashed twelve or thirteen dishes, and fell to himself, and his nosebleed like pig's blood, staining the water in the dishwashing basin red.

"Damn, who is not long-sighted, put the dishwashing basin at the door of my store, and smash his dishes, then you can't blame my old Wang.

This person is also very strange, washing dishes and dishes with pig blood, how much pig blood is wasted. ”

The waitress who washed the dishes at the breakfast shop helped the boss up and told the boss: "Boss, you are stupid, what kind of dishes are these, this is your dishes, this is not pig blood, this is your own nosebleed." ”

The breakfast shop owner messed with the gauze-like roll of paper and blocked his nostrils.

"Oh, it's my own, so there's nothing to say, and there's no need to lose money or quarrel with others. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop fell, and the mobile phone in his hand also fell into the dishwasher, and the mobile phone was still on the phone, and he heard the master babbling on the other end of the phone, and he couldn't hear what he said.

"Hey, I've only bought this Samsung phone for a few days, it cost me more than 3,000 yuan, I heard that the phone fell into the water, you can't get it out of the water immediately, you have to drain the water slowly. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop didn't know where to get such a statement, so he let the newly bought Samsung mobile phone lie in the dishwasher, he found a cement steel nail himself, and slowly drilled a small hole in the dishwasher, so that the water in the basin flowed down the small eye.

While waiting for the running water, the owner of the breakfast shop did not forget to talk to the chef, he put his mouth to the water and spoke to the mobile phone.

"Master, listen up, you have to bring Miao Buzheng over for breakfast no matter what, even if it is kidnapped. ”

After the phone call, the breakfast shop owner found that his Samsung phone was bubbling with water and a burning smell.

"Ouch, isn't the tea egg boiled?"

The owner of the breakfast shop also suspected that the tea eggs in his shop were boiled, and the waiter who washed the dishes sued him again.

"Boss, it's not that the tea eggs are boiled, it's that the circuit board of your mobile phone has been burned, and your mobile phone is lying in the water, why don't you take it out quickly." ”

"Joke, you think I'm a fool, haven't you heard the story of Sima Guang smashing the cylinder, people who fall into the tank must first smash the cylinder, and only after the water is cleaned can they save people, my mobile phone is the same thing, the water in the basin is gone, and my mobile phone is saved. ”

The breakfast shop owner sneered at the waiter, and laughed at her for not understanding the reason why Sima Guang smashed the cylinder, and the waiter smiled at the boss.

"Boss, you are still cultured and know the essence of Sima Guang's story of smashing the cylinder.

However, people smashed the cylinder and finally saved people, you smashed the basin, and finally the phone broke. ”

Finally, when the water in the basin ran out, the breakfast shop owner took his Samsung mobile phone in his hand, and he found that the screen was burned black, and he didn't react no matter how he got it.

"Damn, it's bad, it's bad, as long as I can understand the truth of Sima Guang's smashing cylinder, then I'll be satisfied. ”

The three of them really listened to the words of the breakfast shop owner, and kidnapped Miao Buzheng, who was tied up by three people like a murderer in ancient times, and the three of them used wide tape to wrap Jiaxing zongzi.

When the breakfast shop owner saw that Miao Bu was being wrapped up like this, he couldn't help but be happy.

"Haha, Team Leader Miao, I'm really sorry, I asked you to come to breakfast, that's a last resort, I was busy all night last night, and I'm ready to welcome you to breakfast, my hard work can't be in vain." ”

Miao Buzheng's whole body was blocked by the three of them, and only his head was left outside.

"Boss, I know your thoughts, do you just want revenge, a gentleman can't take revenge like this, so I ate your breakfast for nothing, and asked for some garlic and vinegar for nothing, as for you colluded with my subordinates and kidnapped me for breakfast. ”

The owner of the breakfast shop apologized vigorously: "Team Leader Miao, I'm really sorry, none of this matters, the key is my face, no one has ever deceived this boss, but I planted it in your hands, I can't sleep well, I don't want to revenge this boss!"

The owner of the breakfast shop is also very particular, and arranges this breakfast very richly, much richer than the breakfast that Miao Bu is eating in the past, cut more than ten catties of beef, and also got two catties of sheep's trotters, and also warmed a pot of rice wine from Guyue Longshan, and the temperature was seventy percent and hit several egg flowers.

The three of them took turns to feed the Miao team leader for breakfast, drank the old wine of Guyue Longshan, ate the spicy sheep's hooves, took paper towels to help Miao Buzheng wipe his nose, and sweated profusely.

Miao Buzheng praised them while opening his mouth wide to eat: "Master, and the two of you, including Comrade Boss, you are really waiting for the team leader like my Miao Buzheng's filial son and grandson!"

The three of them gritted their teeth and smiled: "Hehe, it's not, Team Leader Miao is like having Alzheimer's disease and sitting in a wheelchair with limited mobility, we don't take care of anyone." ”

Miao Buzheng had a big belly, burped dozens of times, and sprayed the four people in front of him with a nose on their faces.

"Well, this breakfast is really good, fortunately I didn't eat last night and had an empty stomach, otherwise, I would have to break my belly. ”

It seems that this Miao team leader came prepared, and he had expected the breakfast shop owner to come again, he didn't even eat dinner last night, and waited for today's hearty breakfast on an empty stomach.

The owner of the breakfast shop didn't care at all, just asked Miao Buzheng vigorously.

"Team Leader Miao, have you eaten enough, have you eaten well, haven't you eaten well, let's continue. ”

Miao Buzheng nodded: "Boss, thank you for your hospitality, the team leader is very satisfied, not only full but also full, it is estimated that you spent nearly three hundred yuan on this breakfast." ”

The breakfast shop owner put his thumb between Miao Buzheng's two eyes, causing Miao Buzheng to fight his eyes, he said with a smile.

"Haha, Team Leader Miao, it's really amazing, you can still calculate the cost of this breakfast, it really cost three hundred yuan.

However, you have eaten so much money now, you will have to spit it all out to this boss later. ”

Miao Buzheng stared at the cross-eyed and laughed: "Haha, boss, you mean not only to let me spit out this breakfast, but you also want me to spit out yesterday's five catties of garlic money and that one pound of old vinegar money." ”

The owner of the breakfast shop nodded: "Yes, Team Leader Miao, you are really an understanding person, that's what I mean, let's not do dark things, these are today's bets, as long as you guess that I engraved a few words on the garlic head and the small bottle containing the vinegar, even if you win, you don't need to spend a penny, and I will also give you five catties of garlic and a catty of aged vinegar at the same time." ”

"Haha, boss, you lost again, the team leader guessed that you carved five words on the garlic head and the bottle of aged vinegar, and what words were engraved on it, the team leader knows it, that is these five words, I am not Wang Ba!"

After the breakfast shop owner finished speaking, Miao Buzheng looked up to the sky and laughed, Miao Buzheng really guessed correctly, and the breakfast shop owner really engraved these five words on the garlic head and the small bottle of aged vinegar.

In this gambling game, the owner of the breakfast shop lost again, he lost his wife and soldiers, and paid 300 yuan for breakfast, plus five catties of garlic and one pound of vinegar.

After sending Miao Buzheng away, the owner of the breakfast shop got busy again, removing one of the engravings on the garlic head and the small bottle containing the vinegar, and sweating all morning.

"Boss, don't fight with others with your IQ, yesterday you made a 'I'm not a king', and now you make a 'I'm a king', just tossing back and forth on a word, you're not full. ”

The waiter who washed the dishes threw down a sentence after washing the dishes, twisted his big ass and left, and the owner of the breakfast shop looked at the waiter's big ass and pondered for a long time, and said to himself with understanding.

"You're right, with my IQ, I'm always wondering if it's a king or not, and I can still fight with others. ”