Chapter 383: Not admitting that he is the eighth king
The four of them worked together to pick up the underwear of Miao Buzheng, the leader of the surveying team, which not only made Comrade Miao Buzheng look springy, but also saw that he Miao Buzheng was still a green dragon with no hair.
At the same time, three of the largest garlic heads and a small glass bottle of aged vinegar were dropped from Miao Buzheng's underwear.
The truth is revealed to the world, Miao Bu is a real thief, stealing garlic from the breakfast shop every day, and even stealing other people's old vinegar.
"Boss, you can see it now, the real thief, but this Miao team leader, he steals garlic from your breakfast shop every day, and this old vinegar."
Miao Buzheng's behavior was exposed, and Comrade Sifu was the first person to be very proud, and he thought that this was revenge for a garlic head in his crotch.
When the owner of the breakfast shop saw this, he was shocked, and the comrade Miao Buzheng in front of him was really hidden, that is, he stole his own garlic head, and stole his own vinegar, this is definitely a master, the master is not in the people, the master is in the Tulou project department.
The owner of the breakfast shop gave Miao Buzheng a thumbs up and said several things to him in a row.
"Little brother, you're amazing, you're so fucking!
No wonder, I lose a small bottle of aged vinegar in my store every day, it turns out that you hid it in your underwear, aren't you afraid that this crotch smells of aged vinegar every day? ”
"Hey, boss, you can make it clear, this is not your old vinegar, this garlic is not your family, you can't wronged a good person."
The owner of the breakfast shop ridiculed Miao Buzheng like this, but Miao Buzheng was anxious, saying that the boss was wronging him.
"Ouch, Team Leader Miao, people are watching the sky, these old vinegar and garlic are falling out of your underwear, people are dirty, you can still quibble that this is not my family."
The owner of the breakfast shop really admires Miao Buzheng's thick-skinned walls like the Great Wall, and the evidence is conclusive.
Miao Buzheng said: "Boss, let's not say anything, do you dare to make a bet with me, if this garlic and vinegar are not in your store, then you have to give me this breakfast for free, and you have to give me five catties of garlic and one catty of aged vinegar." ”
There are a few things that can attract people at the breakfast shop, one is that the breakfast is good, the second is that the side dishes prepared are not bad, and the other is to prepare a very authentic old vinegar for everyone, including this big garlic head.
The breakfast shop at the intersection of this crossroads, these are doing well, so there are many repeat customers, the business is also very prosperous, and the breakfast shop has been open for six years, and the owner has bought two sets of commercial houses in Xiaoyue City.
"Little brother, people say that they don't cry if they don't see the coffin, they are talking about you, you are really the person who doesn't cry when you don't see the coffin, you obviously know that everything in my store is marked, including this small glass bottle of aged vinegar, and this garlic head is marked, and the surname of the boss is engraved on it, you have to bet with me, you are not a buffalo exhaling carbon dioxide deliberately provoke flies and bugs!"
The owner of the breakfast shop couldn't help but be happy, he felt that this Comrade Miao Buzheng was really too smart, and if he bet on his head, it would not be a death.
The owner of the breakfast shop thought that he was sure to win, so of course he agreed to Miao Buzheng's request without hesitation, made a bet with Miao Buzheng, and asked Fang Cun and the other three to witness.
The three of them happily agreed to this gamble, they just wanted to see Miao Buzheng's appearance, and they also wanted Miao Buzheng to lose so much that he didn't have to wear back his underwear.
"Team Leader Miao, let's look at it like this, if you lose, you will swim around Tulou Town naked like this!"
"Well, you have a good idea, little brother, if you lose, this boss only needs you to pay for breakfast, and then walk around Tulou Town with your bare butt and eggs."
The owner of the breakfast shop felt that Fang Cun had a good idea, which could make this old Lai Miao Buzheng comrade lose face and completely show his foreign appearance.
"Hehe, boss, no problem, I'm willing to lose the bet, if I'm Miao Buzheng who loses this gamble, don't say that I walk around Tulou Town with my bare buttocks, I just go to Xiaoyue City to walk around, and I'm Miao Buzheng don't say a word."
Comrade Miao Buzheng is really ashamed, he is full of confidence in himself, and this invincible virtue is really admirable.
The gambling game officially began, and the owner of the breakfast shop also made a ritual to drive away two tables of guests who were eating breakfast, put the two tables together, lit three pillars of incense, and killed a chicken to drip blood.
The onlookers couldn't help shouting: "Boss Wang, what are you doing, it's like a steamed bun shop, isn't it just a bet, take out the three garlic heads and the vinegar bottle and take a look, won't the truth be revealed?" ”
Yes, the owner of this breakfast shop not only made it as formal as Taoyuan Sanjieyi, but also made it as formal as gambling pai gow, and also used two large basins to wash vegetables, and covered the old vinegar bottle and garlic head separately.
The breakfast shop owner and Miao Buzheng each drank two taels of white wine, sixty-five degrees of Xiaoyue Daqu, which is a strong high degree of wine, and the wine into the stomach is like a fire gushing with heat, making people feel full of blood, as if beating the blood of two or two roosters.
The crowd of onlookers is still in no hurry, watching the excitement makes it so complicated, it is really like a rooster laying eggs, looking forward to the stars and the moon.
"Don't do it, hurry up, you don't have to press the gambling money for this kind of bet."
The masses are right, this is not a real gamble, the big deal is just a joke, what is the use of pretending to be so many kings and calves.
The first pot was the garlic pot, and it took twenty minutes to open the basin, as if the basin weighed more than a thousand catties, so it could only be lifted slowly little by little.
The master couldn't wait, so he went up directly and threw the basin on the street: ", you think you are a gambling saint, it's so hard to get three garlic heads!" ”
With a crackle, the thrown basin smashed into the head of a dog that was gnawing bones, and the dog jumped in with a startled startle, jumped on the table, and bit the three garlic heads in one bite.
"Oh my mother, hurry up and hug the dog, hurry up and break its mouth open!"
This is a big wolf dog, very vicious, the two fangs are outside the dog's mouth, as if eating people, the dog's saliva runs down the teeth, dripping on the dining table makes people nauseous.
In the face of such a ferocious big wolf dog, Comrade Miao Buzheng had no sense of fear, and the whole person pounced, hugged the neck of the big wolf dog tightly, and stretched out his teeth to bite the two big wolf teeth of the big wolf dog.
Miao Buzheng was desperate, the big wolf dog was shocked by him, and he was so bitten that he couldn't move his mouth, and the three garlic heads that he had just bitten naturally fell out.
"Okay, little brother, you can relax, the three garlic heads are intact."
"Well, you've all seen it, I still have speed, this dog can't compare speed with me."
Miao Bu was letting go of the big wolf dog, and everyone found that the vicious big wolf dog actually jumped off the table tremblingly, and left with his tail between his eyebrows, and that kind of cowardice was the first time in his life that the big wolf dog appeared.
"I'll check, Team Leader Miao, this big wolf dog is afraid of you, you see its timid expression like a mouse seeing a cat."
The big wolf dog was afraid of Miao Buzheng, and everyone gave a thumbs up, praising Miao Buzheng for being a person who was afraid of dogs.
"Boss, let's take a look, is this your garlic head, are you losing?"
Miao Buzheng pointed to the three garlic heads on the table and asked the owner of the breakfast shop, who took the three garlic heads to his eyes and looked at them.
"Little brother, if it's really not my garlic head, I'm willing to gamble and lose."
The owner of the breakfast shop looked gloomy and placed the three garlic heads on the table.
"Hey, boss, why did you come back, why did you admit defeat, it's not obviously your garlic head, there is a king engraved on it."
The breakfast shop owner admitted defeat, and the three of them shouted, feeling incredible, and the breakfast shop owner pointed to the three garlic heads and said.
"Open your eyes and take a look again, there are two more strokes under this king character."
Fang Cun and Chang Short, as well as Comrade Sifu, the three of them picked up the three garlic heads respectively, and almost looked at the eyes, as if those two eyes were going to fall into the garlic heads.
The three of them looked at it for a long time, then threw the three garlic heads on the table, and the three of them said to the breakfast shop owner.
"Boss, what you said is not wrong, there are indeed more strokes under the king character you carved, and we also found out that this is the two more strokes carved out by the Miao team leader under the king character you carved, but this does not affect the garlic head is yours."
These three garlic heads obviously moved their hands and feet at a glance, and it was Comrade Miao Buzheng who deliberately added two strokes, which is something that everyone can see and understand at a glance.
"Yes, what you said is right, I can also see that these are two deliberate additions, but I can't admit that this is my garlic head, I can't admit that I am a king for the sake of three garlic heads, I can only admit that I lost this bet."
The owner of the breakfast shop shook his head and waved his hand, admitting that he had lost the gamble, he was willing to skip this breakfast, and gave Miao Buzheng five catties of garlic and one catty of aged vinegar.
"Boss, you can't admit defeat, this is obviously your garlic head, that is, Wang Ba is engraved on it, and it is also your garlic head, and there is also the bottle of old vinegar, you haven't taken a look at it yet."
The owner of the breakfast shop admitted defeat, Fang Cun and Chang Short, and the three of them were in a hurry, and they were not easy to plan, so Zhu Lanzi was empty, but they were unwilling.
"Don't look at it, the garlic head has moved its hands and feet, and the old vinegar bottle has also moved its hands and feet, and the word Wang Ba is also engraved, I would rather spend more money than admit that I am a Wang Ba, whoever loves to be a Wang Ba should go."
The owner of the breakfast shop took out five catties of garlic and a catty of aged vinegar to Miao Buzheng, and blasted several people out of the breakfast shop.