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As soon as I turned on the TV, the drug advertisements I saw thundered and I was scorched and tender, and the TV station's festival was really thrown red and white, as long as you give money, you can put such a cheating advertisement.

"But it's true, how can anyone believe this kind of thing that looks like false advertising, when we are three-year-olds...... "I picked up the remote control and had to change the channel."

The Pure Land who happened to bump into him said excitedly: "Oh, it's amazing, brother, let's go buy one too......"

Well, there's a three-year-old here.

But on closer inspection......

"What are you looking at, Darling, absent-minded. ”

On the way to accompany Xiao Lu Ying, I paid attention to the telephone poles, platforms, walls and other buildings I passed by from time to time, and this behavior caused Xiao Lu Ying's doubts.

"Hmm...... I'm looking at an ad that appears on the street. "I pointed to a small advertisement posted on a telephone pole next to me, which said ancestral psoriasis, specializing in the treatment of old Chinese medicine.

I'll take it, it's not easy to make a typo like this!

"Hmm...... I understand!" Xiao Lu Ying slapped her and once again used her amazing imagination: "It means that sticking this psoriasis advertisement on the body of Chinese medicine can cure all the diseases of Chinese medicine, isn't that so, I'm so smart!"

"Yes, yes, you're so smart. I rolled my eyes and patted her head with a look of anger, "But speaking of which, it's just a small advertisement for a certificate, after all, there are still some people who need identity cover to apply for a fake certificate, but this kind of thing that you know is a fake medicine at a glance will obviously not be believed, and it is posted to make hair." ”

Xiao Lu Ying put on a proud expression of "stupid human being", and said disdainfully: "The person who will act like this must be the kind of stupid person who thinks he is very smart." ”

I don't want to hear that from your mouth.

"Woo ~ I'm hungry, let's go eat. "Xiao Lu Ying's coquettish mode is fully open.

"Don't learn from Yayou's cute......" I gently punched her on the head, and the latter reflexively hugged her head and shouted in pain, seeing her pouting and looking like she was being bullied, I couldn't help but be a little funny, "Okay, okay, it's just that I'm a little greedy, so I'll go buy something." ”

Xiao Lu Ying's awkward expression was suddenly swept away, her eyes lit up and she immediately showed a happy and excited smile, flashed behind me and jumped up, and pounced: "I knew that Darling was the best, I liked you the most~" With his hands around my neck, the cute little face kept rubbing against my face:

"Ahaha~"

……

Everyone knows that Uncle Mai and Grandpa Ken are a pair of Huo Yuanjia...... If you have a nonsense, you are a living enemy.

Whether these two people's shops are opened in big cities or small towns, they have always appeared in pairs, where there is me, there will be him, and the distance between the two stores is really close, the relationship is so good that people really want to shout that the two of you should hurry up and get married!

Now I am faced with such a problem, which of the two world-famous fast food restaurants with equal portions, which one to go to?

"Sakura-chan, have you eaten McDonald's and KFC?"

"Well, that's nature, I've never even eaten this and I'm still not from the city!"

"Uh...... "I'm really sorry for dragging the city people back because I haven't eaten foreign fast food, about this kind of professional question, let's kick the ball to the professional to answer: "So, is there any difference between McDonald's and KFC?"

"Hmm...... Although the KFC burger is going to be bigger, I like the chicken wrap of the McDonald's burger. McDonald's Sundae Ice Cream is better than KFC, but KFC has more french fries and crispier, and McDonald's gives a small gift better than KFC, but KFC coupons are more affordable......"

is worthy of being professional, and pointed out the respective advantages of the two at once, but judging from Xiao Lu Ying's introduction, she is obviously inclined to McDonald's, so ...... Is Xiao Lu Ying sent by the sect leader?

"So, is it going to McDonald's?"

"No, it's going to KFC. ”

Xiao Lu Ying's answer was really surprising, and I asked, "Don't you prefer the taste of the sect master?"

"No matter how good the quality is, it can't compare to the advantage of quantity, just like starting to write a book, no matter how good you write, you can't compare to those that update faster. ”

"......" inexplicably can't refute this depressed feeling that people have nowhere to complain, what's going on, it's a faint soul, just because it's a fact, so I can't complain!

So, the two embarked on the journey of KFC.

The first thing that catches your eye is a huge red signboard depicting a smiling grandfather's head in black and white, with three large English characters written on it - AFC

"Hurry up and get in, Darling. Xiao Lu Ying wrapped her arms around my wrist and hurried in.

"That...... Sakura-chan. "I didn't move, I was like a stake.

"What's the matter, Darling?"

"Why do I think something is wrong with this store?" I stared at the three big AFCs with a stiff smile, pointed to the old man's avatar and said, "If I'm not mistaken, that avatar shouldn't be Grandpa Ken's, but Grandpa Mendeleev's." ”

Xiao Lu Ying stared carefully with empty eyes, and then suddenly exclaimed: "It's true!"

Should I say that it is worthy of a copycat country, I remember Mendeleev was the inventor of the periodic table, did any customers really dare to enter this store.

……

"This time it should be right...... That's weird!!"

I'll go there, there are cottages every year, there are a lot of them here, just left AFC, and there is a JFC here again, the same red background plane, the same black and white style smiling people on it, but this time the character is a bit bullish, it is a black man, and he is also the world-famous president of the United States.

"Are you swollen!?" I exclaimed.

Weiwei, is it really okay to be so bold, take the portrait of the president of the United States as a signboard or something, do you dare to use Grandpa Mao's avatar as a signboard.

……

After that, I went to several more and saw BFC, CFC, DFC, EFC, FFC, GFC, HFC...... And the avatars are more powerful than the other, but Mao just didn't see KFC, where are you, Grandpa Ken, Nima, don't play peek-a-boo with your father!

"Huh, Darling, where are you going, aren't you going to eat?"

"Go home and get my artifact, the Sword of Titan, these knockoffs see me slashing them with a sword. "My resentment has broken through the sky.

"But Darling, don't you have no magic anymore?"

The sound of an arrow piercing the heart.

"Sakura-chan, don't hit me, ORZ" As soon as I remembered that my plug-in was bombarded by my own mouth, I was so sad.

"Also, if you destroy these shops now, you will be scolded for destroying public property. ”

I thought about it for a moment, "Yes." "The so-called gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, these knockoffs will let you live secretly, and when the brain silkworm invades, I will be the first to kill you.

The remnant of the thought is that this boasted Haikou is destined to fail to realize when the nature of the next brain silkworm is determined......