In fact, He Xiangdong himself didn't think about what he wanted to perform, he said it by one person today, and one person said that cross talk is called stand-up comedy.

In stand-up comedy, there are mostly story-based and story-telling jokes, and there are other amusing things, such as the more famous "Universe Brand Cigarettes", "Teasing You" and the like.

But He Xiangdong has been learning some enlightened things until now, focusing on Guankou and Taiping lyrics, and the master has not passed on a single paragraph of the specific cross talk jokes, and he can't do a single job.

And he himself was not ready to say what he was going to say today, He Xiangdong looked at the audience in the courtyard on stage, and his heart was bitter for a while, he was now a little complaining about his recklessness.

In any case, the performance cannot be stopped, and the audience must not see that it is a performance accident and then be blown off the stage.

He Xiangdong continued: "Then I won't just come in and talk about cross talk, I'll come in and take a look, it's good, these people are so scared that I'm about to pee my pants, thanks to you staying away, otherwise you will get wet." ”

"Calling ......" The audience made a louder noise.

The old lady of the Shi family also covered her toothless mouth and laughed non-stop, Shi Laosan was also happy, and the boss of the Shi family was even more happy, applauding desperately, the child he invited really gave him a long face, and the third child was counted in front of him, and now at least it proves that his vision is right.

"I've come up, it's impossible to run anymore, the ability is generally limited, let me tell you a paragraph today, whether it will be successful or not, you will praise it more." He Xiangdong bowed again, since he was not prepared, he would smash it and hang it (jargon, that is, play on the spot).

The audience erupted in applause.

"It hasn't been long since I said cross talk, but I have also eaten and lived with the master for several years, and people like us who play small and learn from the master are called apprentices, eat the master's and live in the master's, just like his son. ”

"As far as the apprenticeship that day is concerned, as soon as I entered the door, my master saw me, hey, frightened, how could this child be so good-looking. ”

"Then my master said. He Xiangdong stroked his beard, made an old man's appearance, and said: "You child is so good-looking, you look really spiritual, so let's do it, I recognize you as my godfather." ”

"Poof. Shi Laosan burst out laughing directly with a sip of wine, and the audience laughed even more.

He Xiangdong clapped his hands on the stage and made an incredible look: "I told my master at the time, you can't just get on when you see anything cheap." ”

The audience laughed even more, your master recognized you as a godfather, and you also said that others were taking advantage, you are really enough.

There are rules for cross talk, and those who lose have to be people in the industry, and the actors often say how the actor's father is, how his wife is, and what he says is his peers. There are no cross talk actors to harm people outside the industry, and there is no one who talks about cross talk to talk about the audience.

Nowadays, the mainstream of the cross talk industry is talking about praise cross talk or cross talk that satirizes social phenomena, and there is basically no harm to peers or praise actors like traditional cross talk, especially the ethics of making fun of the actors' families are strongly rejected as dross.

Seeing that the audience responded well, He Xiangdong planned to continue to talk about his relationship with his master: "I strongly disagree, I don't bury people like this, my master is too slippery, and later under the persuasion of several uncles, my master finally gave up the idea of recognizing me as a godfather, which scared me." ”

"Then apprentice, we artists learn to apprentice, we all knock our heads on the ground and bow to the master, my master is also happy, the old man moved a stool over, and then stood on the stool. Saying that, He Xiangdong supported his waist with one hand, pointed upwards with the other, looked up and said, "From now on, you will be my apprentice." ”

The audience also laughed, they were all amused by He Xiangdong, and they even forgot to eat the dishes.

He Xiangdong squatted down, put one hand next to his ear, rushed to the ground, made a listening gesture, and shouted loudly in his mouth: "What, you say louder?"

The audience laughed again, they had never heard of such a short person.

He Xiangdong also laughed a few times, put his hands on his sleeves again, and stood solemnly: "What I just said is a joke, I'll say it, you listen, it's worth having fun." My master is still very good to us, and people have high taste, they are old Beijingers, the family is always rich, and they love to play with pants, and they love to play with pants, and they have big girls and little daughters-in-law......

"Calling ......" The audience coaxed again and again.

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said: "There are others, just like playing that what, that walnut, that Wen playing walnut, what is called a lion's head, we don't understand." My master turned two lion heads in his left hand and a bowl of rice in his right hand. ”

"I still love to play with birds, and some elderly people know how interesting and squeaky it is to slip a bird. Like my master, I like to play birds with a few old men in the park. He Xiangdong pulled his head behind his buttocks, and let out a sound in his mouth: "Poof"

"Hahaha......" The audience laughed, where to dig it.

"Look at me, bird. He Xiangdong still shook his hands: "Cheng, don't look at it, I'll put it back." ”

"Poof. He Xiangdong shoved his butt again, and made a look of enjoyment on his face.

The audience below was amused by He Xiangdong's demeanor, and the old lady of the Shi family leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

The response to the scene was good, He Xiangdong also let go, and continued: "Then my master can't just play, the most powerful thing is sports, he can swim, the national swimming team is looking for my master, and my master also went to the competition, competing with foreigners, and winning glory for the country." ”

He Xiangdong pulled up his sleeves, crossed his waist with both hands, and said: "Then my master can't lose, the old man's eyes are full of power, and the swimmers can't catch up, friends." ”

"Calling ......" burst into laughter in the audience.

He Xiangdong said: "This is always the case on the playing field, my master swims in the front, the pants chase my master in the back, a group of people chase the pants behind, and the final ranking, my master is the first, the pants are the second, and the foreigner is the third......"

"That's good, my master can't catch up with anyone behind him, so he can't pee to celebrate. Then the old man did a backstroke and snorted. He Xiangdong looked at the audience with a lewd face, and said: "You all know that the pants didn't catch up with my master, at that moment, the fountain, oops, the whole audience was stunned." ”

"Then the foreigner still wonders, is it swollen and raining?" He Xiangdong looked up at the sky, wiped the water on his forehead, put it in his mouth and tasted it, his expression lit up, and he shouted: "Well, it's a little salty, Yo Xi, it's so delicious." ”

The audience laughed like crazy, and there were those who applauded desperately.

There are the most counterparts in cross talk, as the so-called three-point teasing and seven-point commotion, if you want to make a sound, you have to rely on the actors to hold it, otherwise you will definitely get a plague.

It is difficult for a stand-up comedy to amuse the audience alone, so many cross talk seniors have learned from storytelling artists, and have learned a lot of storytelling jokes and put them in stand-up comedy.

There are very few stand-up comedies like He Xiangdong, and even fewer are made up on the spot, and it is very rare for a nine-year-old child to be able to do this.

Today's scene is He Xiangdong's first performance on stage, and it has also affected his life. This kind of on-site grasping and compiling cross talk skills, called smashing and hanging, is a great test of the cross talk actors' adaptability and skills. Later, He Xiangdong was called the king of smashing, and he also started from today's scene.