The boss of the Shi family moved quickly, and after a while, he found a coat for He Xiangdong, which was still made by the old lady of the Shi family for her eldest grandson last year.

After commenting on the drama and singing, the boss of the Shi family moved the long table and covered it with a red cloth, and the table used an old-fashioned desk with a red cloth on it, which is not a special thing for cross talk performances, but it is not easy to gather these things in such a short time.

On the table, a fan, a handkerchief, and a piece of waking wood were placed in turn. The fan is a folding fan, and the fan used in the cross talk performance can only be a folding fan, not anything else. This is also a prop for the performance, knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks, forks, and eighteen blades can be expressed with it.

It can also be regarded as a pen, as a book, as a menu or the like, and when talking about some cross talk jokes, it is used to praise actors, and the traditional cross talk "Spitting Lotus" is a masterpiece.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, some cross talk predecessors thought that the behavior of beating and praising actors on the stage was extremely disrespectful to actors, and this so-called use of slapping to amuse the audience was very vulgar, and this kind of program was later abolished.

In fact, it doesn't have to be so serious, cross talk performance is first of all a kind of performance, and since it is a performance, it needs to be substituted into the plot characters. is like the pesticide actor in "Spitting Lotus in the Mouth" plays a person who regards money as fate and is easily deceived, and is teased by a trickster who can do magic played by the teasemaker.

It's all needed by the plot, it's all the people they play, and it's not real. It's like making a movie, there are many people who are beaten and beaten, why don't you say that people don't respect actors, why can't you go to cross talk performances? This is obviously overkill.

The use of the fan is also particular, pick up the fan within three sentences must be used, it is absolutely not allowed to pick up the fan for half a day without moving, let alone use the fan to fan the wind to cool down, this is all rules.

There is no doubt about the love of traditional cross talk artists for fans, and in the traditional cross talk joke "Theory of Rules", people from all walks of life use fans to summarize a sentence, which is called "bra martial belly monk Taoist collar, book mouth sleeve medium sleeve".

The handkerchief is used when performing certain cross talk jokes, such as "Selling Cloth Head" and "Fenyang River". A handkerchief is put on the head of the cross talk actor, and he plays a woman, or he is a letter and opens it. This handkerchief can never be used to wipe sweat, even if you cry, there is a special towel to wipe sweat during the performance.

Xingmu is used when talking about stand-up comedy, saying a story review or something, used to pat the table, remind the audience to be quiet, and then talk about cross talk. There are as many as thirteen kinds of waking wood, called "thirteen wood returning to the source", everyone is most familiar with the fifth piece called the surprise hall, which is used by the officials in the ancient yamen to ascend to the hall; Lang Zhong uses the eleventh piece, called Shen Shen; the teacher uses the fourth piece, which is called awakening and enlightenment; the seventh piece is used for storytelling and cross talk, which is called the wake-up wood; the twelfth piece is used in the pear orchard, which is called Ruyi.

There is also a special waking wood word in the storytelling door:

A piece of waking wood is divided into seven parts, from the king to the minister.

The king has jurisdiction over the civil and military affairs, and the civil and military affairs have jurisdiction over the people.

The saint is a police Confucianist, and the heavenly master is a police ghost and god.

The monks persuaded Buddhism together, and the Taoists persuaded Xuanmen together.

A piece falls in the hands of the rivers and lakes, and wanders in all directions to persuade the world,

Huhai friends don't provide for me, if you want to have an art critic.

……

After finishing the stage, the old man of the Shi family ran down and said to He Xiangdong: "What do you think are the shortcomings?"

He Xiangdong said with satisfaction: "There is no shortage, these things are enough." ”

Shijia Old Dao: "That's okay, then you can go up quickly." ”

He Xiangdong tightened his fat sleeves, stretched out two fingers with his left hand to lift the robe an inch off the ground, and strode forward, his steps were broad and firm. When he walked to the table, he put down the coat he lifted, put his hands in his sleeves and put them on his abdomen, smiled lightly and looked at the audience below, and did not speak.

The audience was frizzy.

"Whose child is this, why did he go up to the platform, and no one cares about it?"

"Why is this kid still wearing a coat, and he still has to put on a show?"

"Who is this?"

There was also a stubble at the bottom, and asked He Xiangdong: "Hey, kid, what are you doing on stage, come down." ”

Seeing that someone was asking himself, He Xiangdong finally spoke: "Next, I will tell you a cross talk." ”

Saying that, He Xiangdong took out the hand hidden in his sleeve, clasped his fists and saluted, his left hand was on top and his right hand was down, the gentleman was on the left, the left hand pressed the right hand represented friendship and peace, and the right hand pressed the left hand was used during the war and funeral, and it could not be mixed.

Apprentice He Xiangdong saluted the audience. He Xiangdong hugged his fists, walked out in all directions, and saluted the audience in all directions, although he was young, the typhoon was very positive.

"No, this kid really wants to talk about cross talk. ”

"Don't you play, who invited him?"

There was already a mess in the audience.

The old lady of the Shi family also asked her son: "San'er, which of you invited this child to play." ”

Shi Laosan, who is also the person who made a fortune by running transportation, is now sitting next to the old lady, he frowned and said, "I don't know, I'll ask the eldest brother." ”

After asking about the situation, Shi Laosan's face also darkened, and he couldn't blame his eldest brother for his reckless behavior, now that everyone's children are on stage, he can't drive people down. In his opinion, what can a big fart child perform on stage, singing a nursery rhyme is estimated to be trembling.

Shi Laosan had a headache, looking at the messy scene, he was really afraid that He Xiangdong would mess up the birthday banquet.

He Xiangdong was very calm, looking at the chaotic voices in the audience, he was not panicked at all, he was watched and discussed by so many people, but he did not have the nervousness and shyness of children at all, but he enjoyed this feeling very much, and he was faintly excited in his heart.

He Xiangdong said: "You may all be very puzzled why I, a child, will come to the stage to perform cross talk, listen to me explain to you." ”

Hearing this, the audience instantly fell silent.

"I'm going out to play today, passing by the gate of the Shi family, and the uncle of the Shi family stopped me. He Xiangdong put on a look of a sheep epileptic patient with crooked eyes and slanted mouth and crazy hands, and said, "Hey, child, you stop." ”

The audience laughed, and the boss of the Shi family also looked like he couldn't cry or laugh, touched his nose and said embarrassedly: "Okay, I've become like this."

Shi Laosan's gloomy face was also relieved a lot, and the old lady of the Shi family also smiled, revealing her mouth without front teeth and leaking air, and said, "This kid is really interesting." ”

He Xiangdong turned his head on the stage, made an innocent expression, and said in Tianjin accent: "What's the matter?"

Then he turned his head and made a convulsive look: "I heard that your artistic level is relatively high, and I want to ask you to tell me a cross talk." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I'm such a casual person who talks about cross talk, of course I refused, I just said no, no." ”

Uncle Shi said again. He Xiangdong continued to put on a crazy expression: "Child, give you a piece of candy as a fee." ”

"Oh my God. He Xiangdong looked disgusted: "A piece of sugar, a piece of candy wants me to talk about cross talk with someone as capable, you say I can agree." ”

The audience also heckled and shouted in unison: "No." ”

He Xiangdong said with a shy: "I can." ”

"Woo ......" The audience all coaxed.

He Xiangdong also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and the words were loud anyway. When the cross talk artist performs, he will first lead the way, to see what the audience likes to hear, and he will also adjust his mat at any time according to the composition of the audience.

There is no time for the mat talk, three or two sentences are pad words, and talking for dozens of minutes is also a mat talk, and when the burden of the mat talk sounds, the audience is interested in your recognition, which is called taking the line, and then entering the work, saying that the content of the joke will be performed.