Gao Feng was forced to blow up a huge fart by the beauties, which blew up the beauties with their noses pinched and scattered, like a swarm of headless flies.

"Gao Feng, you are really hidden, you are also not screaming, and it is amazing when you scream. ”

Gao Feng is a comrade who pays attention to his image, and he has never seen him fart in front of everyone, he is not like Comrade Xiong Erwei, who may fart anytime and anywhere.

The beauties were blown away, and Gao Feng also rushed to the toilet, shouting at the beauties while running to the toilet.

"Haha, beauties, you should know that heroes also fart, and this handsome guy is a hero who can fart. ”

"Go to the ball, what kind of hero are you, you are also a bear, like Comrade Xiong Erwei, you don't pay attention to your image at all, you defecate everywhere. ”

When Gao Feng rushed into the toilet, all the beauties returned, and Comrade Xiong Erwei gloated.

"Haha, Brother Gao, I suspect that your giant fart has blown up the porridge in the crotch of your pants. ”

People who have stomach troubles can't stand being suffocated, and if they put a huge loud fart, it is really possible to blow up a loose stool in the crotch of their pants, this Comrade Xiong Erwei has had such an experience, and there are more than one or two experiences.

"Brother Xiong, it's because you don't master the ability to fart, you will fry porridge in the crotch, this handsome guy's fart skills are much better than you.

However, if you are blocked by this group of beauties for a while, it will be fried. ”

Comrade Gao Feng, who was squatting on the pit, was secretly glad that the huge fart that was blown up in front of all the beauties did not blow himself up in the thin water in the crotch of his pants, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

Gao Feng has a habit of squatting on the pit to read the mobile phone news, and he was also forced by Wang Xiaoyue to have only this one hobby. His QQ account was associated with Wang Xiaoyue, and WeChat was not allowed to play, and it was grandiose to say how many families and how many cases of derailment had been destroyed by QQ and WeChat.

The women are stingy, and there are not a few generous ones, for example, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is also stingy, and she is not atmospheric in terms of the means of managing the peak.

However, Gao Feng feels that there is nothing to say, without WeChat, you don't play QQ number, and you won't lose two pounds because of this, or be fat by two pounds.

Miss Wang Xiaoyue's vigilance also makes some sense, after all, this QQ is convenient to communicate with WeChat, and it will also cause some bad things to be stored, such as this case of derailment came into being, and how many families have been destroyed by them.

Comrade Gao Feng also realized a truth, people in this world are the most boring animals, and they are also the most capable of doing boring things, and just as the ancients said, they are full of warmth and silver desires, and they will do some boring things after they are full of food and drink.

"Hey, is there anyone in the toilet?"

Gao Feng was looking at the mobile phone newspaper, someone shouted outside the toilet, Gao Feng thought it was an aunt who was engaged in cleaning and hygiene, and only an aunt who was engaged in cleaning and sanitation would habitually ask like this, Gao Feng replied casually.

"Auntie, there's someone in the toilet!"

The man outside asked, "Is there anyone else besides you?"

Gao Feng replied casually: "Auntie, I'm the only one in it, and there is no one else." ”

At this time, there is really only Gao Feng in the men's toilet, and the men's toilet is also the kind of squatting position with a half-high wall, and there is no one else in the toilet at a glance.

"Oh, it's just you, that's great!"

After Gao Feng answered, there seemed to be two echoes outside the toilet, and he could feel that the two of them were secretly happy.

Comrade Gao Feng felt a little puzzled, what is wrong with this aunt, why is there only herself in the toilet, that is too good, and she also scolded herself for being a bastard.

"Hey, Auntie, isn't it right for you to do this?"

Comrade Gao Feng was about to say two words about the cleaning aunt, but he was only halfway through his words, and the other half was still in his mouth. At this time, he found two figures rushing in the men's toilet and went straight to his squatting position.

"Hmph, bastard, there's nothing wrong with Aunt Ben, Aunt Ben is doing everything right, you bastard, just enjoy it." ”

The two figures who went straight to the toilet were holding two buckets in their hands, and without saying a word, they poured down on Comrade Gao Feng's head.

"Hey, hey, this is the men's bathroom, how did you two break into the men's bathroom!"

No matter how late Gao Feng "feeds", he has been watered thoroughly by these two people, just like watering the poplar sapling, from head to toe.

When Gao Feng returned to the material department, all the beauties saw Gao Feng's appearance of the soup chicken, and all the beauties were stupid and stunned.

This handsome guy who used to be brave and invincible was poured into a soup chicken today, and there were a few scattered strips of mop cloth on his hairy head, and it seemed that he had been splashed with dirty water.

"Gao handsome guy, did you fall into the toilet? Why did you come out with a few broken chicken feathers?"

Gao Feng has a foreign appearance, and the big guy still has a feeling of schadenfreude, and everyone is also like this, and they are willing to see people look foreign, even if they are their best friends.

"Oh, don't mention it, I was going to the toilet when two girls rushed in and splashed me with dirty water. ”

Gao Feng sighed, and the beauties were surprised again.

"Hey, Gao Feng, what are you talking about, two girls rushed into the toilet and splashed your dirty water, which proves that you must have wet the two girls, otherwise, how could they splash you with dirty water for no reason!"

Gong Xiaobei also remembered that when he was in the third team, Gao Feng had only been working for a day, so he got himself wet, and what was splashed was a basin of dirty water from Gao Feng's socks, it seems that this time Comrade Gao Feng is repeating his old tricks.

"Xiaobei, why do you say that, I didn't wet people, I just taught them a lesson. ”

"Ahh

This girl can sue you, you treat girls like this, you call it irresponsible, like myself, you wet this girl, but you fall in love with Wang Xiaoyue, are you worthy of me like this?"

Gao Feng said lightly, Miss Gong Xiaobei was unwilling, she turned over all the old accounts, splashed herself wet but was not responsible for her, her words immediately caused a chain effect.

Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing, Leng Yan and Zuo Kaimen, Guo Lili and the Caojia sisters, as well as Chang E and Ji Ruyi, and Yang Guifei and other girls all responded.

"Xiaobei, what you said is so right, Gao Feng is a big carrot, he is recruiting bees and butterflies everywhere, but he is not responsible for any bee butterfly. For example, we beauties have all been played with by him, but they have been split by him. This time I was splashed with dirty water, which is tantamount to a bad breath for our beauties, we have to see who these two beauties are. ”

The beauties actually applauded the two girls who splashed the dirty water on the peak, and they also wanted to see the true face of these two beauties.

"The surname is Gao, if you wet our sisters, then our sisters will also wet you, which is called a tooth for a tooth, and treat others in the way of others. ”

The beauties were trying to take a look at the two beauties who splashed Comrade Gaofeng's dirty water, but they didn't expect to say that Cao Cao Cao had arrived, and there were two beauties standing at the door of the material department, and the two beauties pointed to the peak and exhaled like a land.

When Wang Shangliang and the other beauties saw the appearance of these two beauties, they were all stunned, their eyes widened and their mouths widened, as if these two beauties were immortals, and they were shocked by ordinary people.

"Wow, you are really a fairy, you are really born beautiful, how long your appearance is, you are the same as the person in the painting. ”

"That's right, you won't be Boby's sister, how can you be more beautiful than her, even Chang'e in the moon is ashamed of herself!"

"Oh, you Chang'e are ashamed of yourself, and my Yang Guifei is not either, I don't even have the courage to stand by their side. ”

All the beauties screamed one after another, exclaimed one after another, Chang E and Yang Guifei were full of praise, they all looked up and down around the two sisters, as if the seven fairies had descended to the earth, as if Comrade Boby Yang Ying had come to their eyes.

"Haha, sisters, you are too exaggerated, our sisters' appearance is average, you all look like fairies descending to earth, which one of you is three points more beautiful than our sisters. ”

Both of these beauties smiled, and the act of smiling made people so sweet that the two deep dimples on the cheeks overflowed with a cup of honey.

"Wow wow, you are the twin sisters, you are the new twin sisters from the Human Resources Department, I just told them that you are a natural beauty, and they beat me violently, I feel that this beating is not in vain, it is really fucking worth it!"

Seeing the twin sisters appear at the entrance of the material department, Comrade Xiong Erwei jumped faster than the bear, squeezed in from among the beauties, stood in front of the two twin sisters, and smiled with a mouthful of bear teeth.

"Get out of the way, the beauty is what you bear to see, you are too right, beating you is not in vain, we are the right to fight the glory, we have to continue to fight in the future, see you hit you once." ”

Comrade Xiong Erwei is really good at scarring and forgetting the pain, he was beaten by the beauties just now, the feeling of pain has not been eliminated, he was beaten by the beauties again, kicked into the 30-centimeter-high garbage can of the material department, and could not get in and out of it.

"Hehe, two beauties, you have taken a bad breath for us, then you are our good sisters, and you will be in a gang with us from now on, and you will be in the gang from this moment on. ”

"Yes, Shangliang is right, we welcome you to join the gang, with the joining of these two beauties, then our gang has grown stronger, we are going to Chang'e small hot pot restaurant today to prepare for a joining ceremony, all the costs of this ceremony will be borne by Comrade Gao Feng. ”

The nature of the girls is self-familiar, and when they saw this pair of twin sisters, the beauties were at first sight, and they surrounded them and asked to join the gang.

"Hey, you little hooves, did you pull people into the gang and pass through this boss?"

"Yes, if you want to join the gang, you have to ask the opinion of Ben Er?"

At this time, two more girls came to the door of the material department, one was Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, and the other was Wang Xiaoyue, a policewoman.