The material department is very lively, and it is also called the place where the beauties are distributed, and the beauties of the project department have to gather in the material department once in the morning, noon and evening, as if three meals a day are indispensable.

Today, as usual, a large group of beauties in the project department gathered in the material department, and the beauties were happily chirping like little sparrows, which was also the nature of the girls.

Wang Shangliang and Zhang Aiqing, Zuo Kaimen and Leng Yan cousins, Gong Xiaobei and Guo Lili, and Ji Ruyi and Cao Yicai, two sisters, are all here to open the sky, drinking soybean milk ground from Qu duckweed, chatting endlessly.

The world with girls is a happy world, which also brings infinite vitality to the material department, even the executive manager Xiong Erwei, who used to be half an hour late, has now changed his work habits, he came to the office early, just to chat with these girls.

Since the beauty is pleasing to the eyes and the heart, no matter what the situation, as long as there are beautiful women around, the mood is exceptionally refreshing.

However, for Comrade Xiong Erwei, Xiong Erwei is their punching bag.

However, our Comrade Brother Xiong has a high wind and bright festival, and he likes to be a punching bag for beauties.

Today, the topic of the beauties talked about a pair of twins from the human resources department of the project department, and Zhang Aiqing was the first to talk.

"Sisters, do you know that we have a pair of stunning beauties from our human resources department, and they are still twins. ”

"Aiqing, we also heard about it, we only came here yesterday, and I heard that these twin sisters look like fairies, and they are as beautiful and innocent as the goddess Boby in "Run, Brother", is this true?"

When Wang Shangliang said this, there was some disdain in his eyes, women and women are still enemies, especially in terms of appearance, even if there is a big difference in appearance, they also believe that they are the most beautiful one.

"Shangliang, I think you are jealous, I tell you, not only is it the same as the fairy, it is so beautiful that it can't be described, the ancients said that it is the same as the sinking fish and the geese, and I Xiong Erwei will see that the twins are the same appearance as the sinking fish and the geese, I think the name of the two of them should be the sister called the sinking fish, and the younger sister should be called the wild goose. ”

Before Zhang Aiqing could reply, and before the other girls could interject, Comrade Xiong Erwei stood on the chair and praised these beauties.

Comrade Xiong Erwei has a good habit, that is, whenever he chats with beautiful women, he likes to have a condescending attitude, he stands on the chair and faces the beautiful women spitting stars and flying around.

There are beauties in the material department, and there are also Comrade Xiong Erwei, so everyone is called Beauty and the Beast, and this beast deserves to be Comrade Xiong Erwei.

Comrade Xiong Erwei stood on the chair, shaking his head and looking energetic, like a biology teacher lecturing on biology.

"Yo ho, Comrade Xiong Erwei, you have seen the twins, how can you be so sure that they look like immortals, my Wang Shangliang doesn't believe it, no matter how beautiful they are, they can be more beautiful than this girl, can they be more beautiful than us girls?"

Xiong Erwei praised the pair of twins like immortals, Wang Shangliang was very unconvinced, and it was not only Wang Shangliang who was not convinced, but all the beautiful comrades in the material department were also disdainful.

"Xiong Erwei, your bear eyes can distinguish beauties, those twins are immortals who fell from the sky, and they will not be more beautiful than our sisters, which of our sisters is not a fairy-level character, we still have Yang Guifei here." ”

mentioned Yang Guifei, Yang Guifei straightened her chest and looked well-deserved.

"That's right, our sisters are all immortals, this girl Yang Guifei deserves to be a goddess-level figure, is it worse than that boby, we will only be better than that. ”

This group of beauties is full of self-confidence, and they are not modest at all when it comes to beauty, which is to be the best.

"Go to the ball, you girls are too arrogant, you are like this, then it is like that idiom, the idiom of the frog at the bottom of the well, you are a group of frogs at the bottom of the well.

In front of other twins, to put it mildly, it is crooked melons and bad dates, which is simply unseemly, that is the word 'ugly', ugly to home. ”

These sisters were not convinced, and their self-confidence was bursting, and they all thought that they were the real goddesses, the real immortals. When Comrade Xiong Erwei heard this, he immediately pointed out the arrogance of the girls, and directly said that compared with the twin sisters, these beauties are some crooked melons and inferior dates, and they are disliked by others.

"Go to the ball, go to your mother's ball, go to your mother bear's ball, your mother is a crooked melon and a bad date, only because your mother is a crooked melon and a bad date, so she gave birth to such a crooked melon and bad date, and you will give birth to a small crooked melon and bad date in the future, and your descendants and grandchildren will be crooked and bad dates for eighteen generations. ”

Comrade Xiong Erwei likes to tell the truth, and he is still the kind of honest person who tells the truth in person, but he didn't think that the consequences of telling the truth would be strict, and he would also bear the consequences for his own will, and he could only bear the consequences by himself.

Brother Xiong stood on the chair and shook his head to scandalize the beauties, and before he finished his words, when he said the crooked melons and bad dates, all the beauties moved their legs together. kicked down this righteous and awe-inspiring Brother Xiong on the spot, kicked him under the table, and added punches and kicks, beating Comrade Xiong Erwei is scream.

Miss Wang Shangliang also dragged Comrade Xiong Erwei out from under the table like a dead pig, Zhang Aiqing lifted the chair where Xiong Erwei was standing and smashed Comrade Xiong Erwei violently, the chair was smashed to pieces, which shows how much strength and resentment this girl has.

Brother Xiong now has experience, he was also kowk out of experience by this group of beauties, and his experience is also a successful experience learned from Comrade Wang Zulan in the program "Run, Brother", once he was kicked down by the beauties, he quickly hugged his head and feet and lay on the ground.

Xiong Erwei is really a sincere person, he kept calling while cowering on the ground.

"Beauties, I, Xiong Erwei, am telling the truth, you just can't compare with those twin sisters, saying that you are crooked melons and inferior dates, that doesn't demean you at all.

In fact, compared with the two sisters, you are 108,000 miles behind, and you can't even count crooked melons and bad dates as a ball. ”

"You bear goods, your mother is crooked melons and bad dates, your whole family is crooked melons and bad dates, and your children and grandchildren are all crooked melons and bad dates!"

The beauties were so angry that they crackled and kicked away, not stingy with their strength, nor caring for their high heels, kicking Comrade Xiong Erwei like a dead pig.

"Ouch, Brother Xiong, you must have told the truth again, you must have praised all the beauties for crooked melons and bad dates. ”

When Gao Feng came in, Comrade Xiong Erwei was being kicked by all the beauties and howled wolf, and he knew that this Brother Xiong had provoked this group of beauties again.

"Brother Gao, you came just in time, you gave me Xiong Erwei a comment, I said that they look like crooked melons and bad dates, and that they are not as beautiful as other twin sisters, isn't this the truth, is there anything wrong with this." ”

When Gao Feng came in, Xiong Erwei called out and asked Gao Feng to give him a comment, Gao Feng smiled.

"Well, Brother Xiong, you are telling the truth, but you don't understand the psychology of girls, and no girl in this world wants to listen to the truth, so you have such an end. ”

"Gao Feng, what do you mean, do you also think that we all look like crooked melons and bad dates, are we not as good as the new pair of twin sisters, you can talk about it, otherwise, the current Comrade Xiong Erwei will be your end. ”

Gao Feng was surrounded by all the beauties, and they all crossed their hands on their waists and glared at him fiercely.

"Beauty, hehe, do you want me to tell the truth, or are you telling lies?"

"Don't talk much, tell the truth and lie together, this girl listens to it, you can comment on the difference between us and the twin sisters in front of this girl, do they look like crooked melons and bad dates, or do we look like crooked melons and bad dates?"

All the beauties said in unison, and Gao Feng laughed again: "Hehe, beauties, this can't be commented on, this handsome guy hasn't seen the pair of twin sisters in your mouth, so there is no way to judge, when I see the pair of twin sisters, I'll compare you with them, what do you think, I also promise to give you a fair comment, and you won't regret it." ”

"That's not going to work, we have to comment now, if we don't comment now, then we will regret it. ”

The beauties are not relenting, and Comrade Gao Feng must come up with a comment now, and Gao Feng will be speechless.

"Beauties, you are unforgiving, this is also quite unreasonable, I haven't seen the true face of other people's Lushan, how can I compare with you.

I can't reason with you anymore, I had a bad stomach last night, and it's starting to make trouble again, I have to go to the bathroom, don't stop me. ”

Gao Feng had dinner with Wang Xiaoyue yesterday, Gao Feng had a bad stomach, he couldn't eat fishy and spicy things, and it was not suitable to eat outside, and the food outside was not hygienic, so he would have a stomach upset.

Wang Xiaoyue is the opposite of him, she has strong gastrointestinal adaptability, especially likes to eat spicy food, such as spicy hot pot and hot pot is her favorite, and she will not get bored of eating it every meal.

Girls are still jealous, every girl will be jealous, and this Wang Xiaoyue girl is no exception.

Yesterday, Comrade Gao Feng teased a pair of twin sisters, these twin sisters are naturally beautiful, that beautiful Cheng dù is above herself, not below herself, Wang Xiaoyue saw that in her eyes, it was vinegar full of chest.

In order to punish Comrade Gao Feng well, Wang Xiaoyue asked Comrade Gao Feng to accompany him to eat Malatang at night, and Wang Xiaoyue forced Gao Feng to eat three bowls of Malatang.

Wang Xiaoyue went to Yang Shouguo's Malatang chain store, where the Malatang taste is pure, the sanitary environment is also good, and it is also overcrowded.

Gao Feng gradually discovered that the people who could really eat were not men, but these women. For example, this Wang Xiaoyue girl, don't look at her quiet appearance, but once she lets go of her stomach and eats this spicy hot, Comrade Gao Feng is ashamed of herself.

Wang Xiaoyue ate three bowls of Malatang, and Gao Feng could only sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman, and he also ate three bowls of Malatang, and he also knew in his heart that Wang Xiaoyue was punishing himself.

People who eat two bites will have a stomach trouble, and if they eat three bowls in one go, it is strange that they don't have a stomach.

The beauties stopped Gao Feng from letting him go, and Gao Feng covered his stomach and shouted.

"Beauties, you hurry up and get out of the way, if you don't flash again, this handsome guy won't be able to hold back. ”

Before Gao Feng's words fell, he really didn't hold back, a huge fart exploded in the material department, and the group of beauties suddenly covered their mouths and dispersed as if they had been thrown a bomb.

"My mother, Gao Feng, you kid, this is 911, you are a ****!"