Deng Jinfeng: "Today's host, it's so funny, it's a little not very solemn!"

Zhao Ting: "Yes, which one is like us, ten minutes on stage, ten years off the stage, talking and learning to sing, this is called craftsmanship!"

Deng Jiehao: "You two, that is, throwing bricks and stones, the real performance is still to come!"

Deng Jinfeng: "Oh, what kind of performance?"

Deng Jiehao: "Walking~music!"

The pre-arranged percussion music sounded, and Deng Jiehao opened his mouth to come:

"I wish you all smooth sailing, Erlong take-off, Sanyang Kaitai, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six six Shun, seven stars high, eight directions into the joy, ninety-nine to wealth, perfect, everything prosperous, a thousand things auspicious, ten thousand things - such as - willing!"

There was another thunderous applause at the scene, but it did not affect the three people on the stage at all.

……

Liu Zhe in the background said with a smile: "I didn't expect it to be cross talk, unexpected." ”

"It's a good match. Xia Yiran watched this scene on TV, "A family of three can cultivate a tacit understanding by talking about cross talk." ”

"Well, especially Deng Jiehao, it takes a lot of effort to memorize such a paragraph, which is like jam, either eating or playing all day long. Liu Zhe nodded in agreement.

When the little girl heard her father's words, she was not happy, "Daddy is a bad guy, you ignore the jam and hate you." ”

As he spoke, the whole person squeezed out of the middle of the two and ran to the other side of his mother to sit, snorting from time to time to show that he was still angry.

Xia Yiran and Liu Zhe just looked at the joke.

"I thought that I didn't have a part in singing when I came on stage, so I lost points. Xia Yiran said suddenly.

Liu Zhe nodded in agreement, "Well, it's a drop of points." ”

"You also said that it wasn't you yet, and deliberately didn't write my lyrics. Xia Yiran grabbed his ribs, "You just wait to be crusaded by my fans!"

Thinking that his Weibo was about to be attacked again, Liu Zhe was a little speechless.

Weibo has fallen, although there is no loss for him, but his wife's fans blasted his Weibo, which is also a joke.

Talking and laughing backstage, the performance at the front desk also stopped, listening to the applause and cheers, it was obviously more violent than the first group of families.

The audience who is willing to set off the atmosphere is not a star-chasing fan, but is forced by life, and doing this part-time job is to fill their stomachs.

They don't care what kind of superstar or A-list star you are, as long as the performance is in line with their hearts, then sincerely offer applause and cheers.

If you don't like it, you have to applaud, but more or less there is a feeling of being in order to complete the task, the slap is frivolous, the rhythm is slow, and after the applause is gathered together, the two are contrasted and clearly distinguished.

The two presenters took the stage.

"It's a comedy Daga, my stomach hurts a little now. Sun Fanqiang spoke first.

Li Jiao blinked her "big" eyes with eye shadow, "Is there a relationship between the two?"

"Relationship?" Sun Fanqiang glanced at Li Jiao and exaggerated: "The relationship is big, I am laughing and hurting!"

"You can play the treasure. Li Jiao turned her head and squatted down, touched Deng Jiehao's hair and said: "I think, it is Xiao Jiehao who should be praised, if you have this skill, hard work is inevitable." ”

"Think about back then, when I was that old, I was still playing with mud and "cooking" with mud in open crotch pants. Sun Fanqiang sighed with emotion.

The two hosts are linking the topic, so that they can smoothly transition to the next link.

Deng Jiehao unceremoniously slapped off Li Jiao's beautiful hand, "Call me a handsome little guy!"

Sun Fanqiang raised his eyebrows, happy in his heart.

This group of families made him feel much more comfortable, and before he finished talking about the topic, this kid helped him jump directly to the "messy one" link without disobedience.

Li Jiao didn't eat dry rice either, so she smiled and asked along the topic: "Why do you call you a handsome guy?"

"Because this is the nickname my dad gave me, he said, he's a big handsome guy, so I'm a little handsome guy. Deng Jiehao broke the news without reservation.

There was a burst of laughter in the audience, and there were even screams from girls, shouting, "Deng Jiehao, I'll cut my hair and wait for you, when my long hair reaches my waist again, are you willing to marry me?"

One of the big photographers subconsciously pointed the camera at her, and there was another burst of laughter.

Liu Zhe looked at the little girl about twenty years old with freckles on her face and two long braids, and shook her head a little funny.

Deng Jinfeng heard his son's careless words, and raised his head to cover his face, showing helplessness.

Li Jiao tasted the "sweetness" of the child, and hurriedly spoke again, "Does your father have a habit that you hate?"

"Yes. The little guy nodded affirmatively, and said honestly without asking, "Dad also likes to kiss mom with a greasy mouth after eating." ”

"Ahem. Deng Jinfeng coughed twice in embarrassment, signaling his son to pay attention, and don't say what he shouldn't say.

Zhao Ting bowed her head slightly in embarrassment, complaining and looking forward to feeding the dog food invisibly in front of everyone, eager to let the world know how her husband loved her.

Li Jiao grasped the topic, where was she willing to let go, and chased after the victory, "What else?"

"There are many more," the little one stretched out his palm and counted them one by one, "Mom and Dad like to whisper in front of me, that's what Dad said to bite my ears." Well... Also, I often hug each other and watch TV, and don't let me be in the middle, hum! Also, I see my parents kissing. And ......"

"Stop, stop, where is there so much here, cut this paragraph, my image, once all ruined. Deng Jinfeng said with a broken face.

This kid is really going too far, he saw him when he was a child, and if he doesn't stop it, he probably has to say it.

Liu Zhe in the background said with a smile: "Jam, look at it, people's parents don't hug and hug in the middle, you look at you again, you have to squeeze between your parents every time." ”

The little girl, who was still angry, pursed her mouth and snorted. As if to be angry, the person who was originally sitting on the side, when he heard his father say this, he jumped to the middle of the two and sat down, and did not speak.

"You, you, you. Ryuzhe funnily pinched her nose.

Bei Bei shook her head and shook it off, her cheeks bulging.

Liu Zhe asked the little girl curiously, "If your Aunt Li Jiao asked like this, how would you answer?"

The little man tilted his head to his mother and refused to answer the question.

"Okay, Daddy apologizes to our pretty little princess, don't be angry, okay?"

Liu Zhe was really afraid that Bei Bei would bring this temper to the stage.

The little guy didn't speak, so Liu Zhe continued to coax, "In this way, when you go back, Dad will take you to eat something delicious." ”

After a while, the little girl finally spoke, "I want to eat a lot, a lot of delicious food." ”

Sanlian "a lot", it seems that the little girl's gluttony is not ordinary.

……

The Q&A on stage ended quickly, and overall, the Q&A had fully achieved the expected results.

"Now let's welcome your goddess with warm applause, Xia Yiran...... of a family!"

"Bang Bang Bang..."