Chapter 147: Please Start Your Performance

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It was their turn to play, Liu Zhe got up, he didn't dare to say that he wasn't nervous, after all, he hadn't been on stage for several years, and he had been on a small talk show twice before.

Take a deep breath and say, "Let's go." With that, he led the way to the entrance of the stage.

At the entrance, there is a remote-controlled grass board, and flowers and plants are drawn in front of it, and after a while they will squat behind this "grass" and go out of the stage.

After the family of three squatted down, "grass" was downloaded by the staff's remote control and the family of three went to the middle of the stage.

"Dad, Mommy, hee-hee. Bei Bei muttered excitedly.

Coming to the middle of the stage, a family of three quietly got off the remote-controlled "grass" car, the music sounded in time, and Liu Zhe and Xia Yiran knocked their hands along with the sound of the music.

The little girl was happy, and her reaction was a little sluggish, and she followed the action after seeing her parents' movements.

Liu Zhe glimpsed it, a little helpless, her daughter won't even forget the action, right?

But they are all on the stage, and they can only be dead horses as live horse doctors.

The "grass" moved away, and Xia Yiran's family of three, who were squatting and beating their palms, appeared in front of the public with animal hats.

Especially the little girl who was a little bit ahead, her somewhat "clumsy" movements directly overturned everyone.

"It's so lovely, so cute!"

"This is a performance for a family of three, and singing and cross talk are completely inconsistent with children. ”

"I was not born, I was old!"

"What song is this, and how come I've never heard it in the beginning?"

"Father-in-law, father-in-law, father-in-law!"

……

The atmosphere on the field is much more lively than the other two, and there are always some special treatments for women.

The little girl, on the contrary, began to stumble and bump, frightened by the enthusiasm of the uncles and aunts in the audience.

This cute state, coupled with her child's voice in the background, is even more hilarious, the audience's girlish heart!

In fact, they can't understand the background sound without subtitles, but they don't listen to the song, but watch the cute state of Beibei.

The two families next to them were also watching, and Zhang Ming's family was sitting upright and straight one by one, like a Buddha statue.

Deng Jinfeng's family discussed it softly.

"What kind of song is this, do you have an impression? It stands to reason that such a special beginning, if I had heard it, I would have had an impression!" Deng Jinfeng turned to his wife and asked.

Zhao Ting also frowned, "I haven't heard of it either, it's strange, son, what about you?"

The answer is self-evident, Xiao Zhengtai shook his head again and again and said, "No, but it's fun." ”

"Is it a new song? They found someone to make it?" Deng Jinfeng boldly guessed, and only this answer was the most possible.

"That's too serious, isn't it? "For a show, spend a lot of money to buy a song to sing.

"It's not unjust to lose!" Deng Jinfeng shook his head and sighed.

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"The sun winks at me / The birds sing to me......"

Liu Zhe here is wearing ears and singing a sissy tone, coupled with the cute blinking eye action, which directly makes men cold and women scream!

As the song progressed, the tune was basically repeated, and the audience shook their heads and nodded in unison, and the scene was harmonious for a while. The chief director hurriedly commanded two of the cameras to give the audience more pictures, which is resonant, rare.

……

"The sun winks at me / The birds sing to me......"

Beibei's milky murmur, the perfect link, is a little out of tune. And when singing, the movement stops, and you can't do both at the same time.

But it doesn't matter, if you can sprout people, you will be successful.

"Ah!!Uncle policeman, I want to report, there is someone here who sells cuteness professionally, come and take her away, I can't stand it!"

"Foul foul, this is a foul, how can you be so foul!"

"You're going to trick me into giving birth to a daughter again!"

"It's her, it's her, it's her!

Screams, whistles, roars, snaps...... It penetrates directly through the sturdy soundproof walls on the second floor and reaches the ears of those on the first and third floors.

The people who were working were all slightly moved, and they didn't know what was going on in the program hall on the second floor, and they all had the urge to go in and watch it.

The chief director smiled so much that several silver teeth reflected silver light under the light, and his forehead was full of laugh lines.

"Husband, let's have another daughter, okay? Zhao Ting was pitiful in front of her son, holding her chest with her hands, and her eyes were overflowing with love.

Deng Jiehao shook his head resolutely, "Don't, I don't want my sister." ”

He still remembers that when he wanted his sister, his father told him with a smile that after having a sister, his parents would only spoil his sister, and he was a poor child that no one wanted.

"It's useless to have a daughter, you don't have such a song. Deng Jinfeng directly pierced his heart, "It's good to see other people's daughters envy, it's been a long time...... And get used to it. ”

Zhang Ming's family seems to be completely unmoved, and they haven't even moved much, there are three sculptures, and the whole process is indifferent, as if they have seen through the red dust, no matter if your flowers bloom and fall, I will not move.

After Liu Zhe's family danced the last action, the little girl suddenly became interested, pointed at her father, and shouted with the background sound: "You are stupid, call it a day~"

There was another scream, and then there was a "pop" non-stop.

Liu Zhe saw the reaction of the whole audience, so Liu Zhe was not worried about whether the TV station would edit their pictures too much.

There is no strongest fortress in the world, it just depends on whether the people who attack the fortress are strong enough.

The applause lasted for a long time, and Liu Zhe remembered a sketch he had watched in his previous life, and made a stop gesture with his hands.

"Stop, don't, stop! don't...... Stop, don't... Stop, don't stop, don't stop......"

The audience burst out laughing again, and the applause that had been extinguishing was even higher than at the beginning.

The chief director muttered to himself, "What a cheap person, I heard that he is still a little white face, so it will enliven the atmosphere, no wonder he can marry Xia Yiran, this mouth can be said to be alive."

If Liu Zhe knew the chief director, he would probably vomit blood.

The two hosts have been standing on the stage for a while, the applause has not stopped, and they are not easy to interrupt, so they have to look at Liu Zhe with resentment.

After everything stopped, Li Jiao said quietly: "This stage is for you to host, this moment is the first time I have been robbed of the limelight by a guest." ”

Her senses for Liu Zhe are completely negative, she can make such fun songs, she can take care of children, and she can also have all kinds of lively atmospheres, and it is better to be a private property specially hidden at home.

Sun Fanqiang also joked: "Do you want to host a section? Let the two real hosts feel the feelings." ”

"Are you sure?" Ryuzhe raised an eyebrow.

Sun Fanqiang looked at Liu Zhe with a bad smile, and had some bad premonitions, but the words came out of his mouth, even if it was not good, he had to admit it.

"You don't really want to slap us in the face, do you?" he said, a little scared.

"Crow's beak. Li Jiao glared at her, the golden partner

Seeing their acquiescence, Liu Zhe stepped forward to prepare for his performance.

Whoever disobeys him today will be beaten!

Above, just kidding.