He's going to do something!

Closed his eyes and recalled every word that the two hosts said after they came to the stage just now, combined with the classic opening words of Hua Shao in his previous life.

Taking a deep breath, he opened his mouth and said quickly:

"Happy family, authentic good herbal tea. Welcome to the exclusive title of the ...... by Wang Laoji, the leader of herbal teas. (300 words omitted)...... Huaguo Lianxin invites you to participate in the program interaction and win a pure traffic gift package of 5,000 yuan. ”

After saying it in one breath, he let go of his hand and shouted word by word: "Now, let's invite the first group of families to ——! today."

After the mouth cannon, call it a day.

Don't ask why Liu Zhe was able to utter these more than 300 words completely and fluently.

In my previous life, I was tortured by Hua Shao's words for more than half a year, and I can't memorize it if I don't want to!

I think he used this big paragraph to brag about it back then, spreading joy everywhere on the Internet, making netizens flatter, not to mention how beautiful it was.

——

The scene was silent, and hundreds of people looked at Liu Zhe with wide eyes and bewilderment, the atmosphere was too terrifying.

Liu Zhe remembered that he hadn't seen such an opening slogan anywhere, so he didn't want to be too lofty!

In other words, it's a to open the door, and the is home!

Liu Zhe will not admit that his heart is full of joy, a sense of satisfaction pours over his body, and the whole person is sublimated!

His whole person floated and fluttered......

"I'm a god!"

Suddenly there was a heat in the crowd below... Phew, the boy in the stage of developing and changing his voice suddenly let out a duck call, and the crowd suddenly exploded-

"Oh my God, this, this, this...... How is this possible!"

"I'm dreaming, let me sleep a little longer. ”

"How can this be done, this is still played on the spot! I can't say it so quickly after memorizing it for a week, right? I listened to every word in it, and I was so angry!"

"Asi, Oba, Salang!"

"Liu Zhe, I want to be a junior for you, and Xiao Jiu can also do it. ”

Girl, are you sure it's really good......

The audience didn't mention it for the time being, Deng Jinfeng was really shocked, and said three times: "I'll go, I'll go, you're going to the sky and the sun side by side!"

Even Zhang Ming's family stared at them in shock, expressing their shock.

Xia Yiran didn't care that this was on the stage, or completely forgot that this was on the stage, took two steps forward, and raised his hand to cover Liu Zhe's forehead, "You're not sick, are you really my husband?"

Liu Zhe's face is full of black lines, is there any linear relationship between your husband and illness?

The two hosts also reacted, and Li Jiao's voice was faint, "Wang Laoji owes you an advertising fee." ”

That's right, they have advertised Wang Laoji for so long in this show, and the effect is estimated to be not as good as this paragraph!

Sun Fanqiang: "My face hurts so much, brother, didn't you say it's lighter?"

After the aura stabilized, Sun Fanqiang asked: "How many words are there in this paragraph, and have you counted them?" It is estimated that it will not take a minute before and after, right?"

"A total of 360 words. Zhang Ming said flatly.

Zhang Wenqiang's child answered, "About 42 seconds to 45 seconds." ”

Everyone looked at the two fathers and sons in unison.

I can't help but look at it, the focus of these two fathers and sons is really ...... Fresh and refined.

To be exact, hit their cuteness.

If you were an ordinary person, who would care how many words you say?

And can they keep up with this speed? It's just their unusual father and son.

Li Jiao was suddenly shocked, she saw the chief director holding up a sign with her, which read: Talk to Liu Zhe on the show, after recording the show, the TV station wants to buy his advertising idea.

Li Jiao, who was full of thoughts, rolled her eyes around, and thought of all the twists and turns.

First, this advertising idea was created by Liu Zhe on the show, although the copyright has not been registered, but it is indeed the first one he used. If they use it without saying hello, it's not advertising, and it's bound to be disgusted in the future.

Second, in the program, it is to tell the audience that this creative advertising slogan will appear in the future because they have been authorized to use or buy this idea.

Third, it is not easy for Liu Zhe to refuse on the show! Although the possibility of refusal is very small, this is also a careful trick played by the chief director.

Fourth, since the chief director has instructed in this way, it shows that it is also the result of a decision made by the top management of the TV station after careful consideration. After all, the chief director of a program sounds very good, but in fact, he has no right to make such a decision in the TV station.

After thinking about it clearly, Li Jiao joked: "You can take over our work, it's a waste of talent if you don't come to be the host." ”

"Don't do it, Dad is going to take care of me!" Beibei, who had been left out in the cold for a long time, choked decisively.

"Oh, that's the case, that can't rob Beibei's father. ”

Li Jiao squatted in front of the little girl and pretended to ponder, and then suddenly realized, "Then let's buy your father's idea, so that we don't have to waste your father's talent, what do you think?"

She's also a wonderful person with a lot of thoughts.

"Okay~" As long as she doesn't rob her father, the little girl thinks it's a good idea.

Li Jiao stood up and officially said to Liu Zhe: "Liu Zhe, our TV station has decided to buy this idea from you after recording the show, what do you think?"

Liu Zhe blinked his eyes, making sure he heard correctly, whether he was serious or not, he still had to act in front of the camera, and nodded, "Of course it's no problem." ”

As soon as the two finished speaking, Sun Fanqiang here came back to his senses, and blurted out a sad cry: "Oh my God, am I going to recite such lines in the future? Seven or eight words per second tongue twister, isn't this fatal!"

The audience laughed again, whether it was really happy or not, for the sake of the stage effect, this is a must.

"Silence, it's good that I'm a woman, and I don't have that much lung capacity. Li Jiaozhen patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, a little gloating, and then said happily:

"Okay, now let's get back to the next part - a basket of troubles. Hmph, don't think you can escape! Abuse our two hosts so badly, just wait to be picked up!"

It's only now that they're realizing that they've unconsciously deviated from the topic they just had.

Not only did the show not go on normally, but even the protagonist was mistaken, shouldn't it be Xia Yiran as the main character, Liu Zhe and the little girl as the auxiliary?

Xia Yiran: ┭┮_┭┮

"I'll come first, I'll come first. Sun Fanqiang hurriedly raised his hand, he is now alive.

There is no fixed script for their program performance, as long as they follow the main line, they can play all kinds of rounds, and let them toss the rest.

"Xia Yiran, do you have any bad habits in private?" Sun Fanqiang emphasized again: "Of course, some things that are too harmonious or private, it doesn't matter if you don't say it." ”

When Xia Yiran heard this, her eyebrows were tangled together, this question ......