Brother Xiong only got one sentence as a result of the 100-meter sprint, and the young saleswoman threw him a tender sentence from the car window: "Little Xiongxiong, I'm testing you, as long as you continue to work hard, there will be bread, there will be milk, and there will be even more when you open the house, my little Xiongxiong, you continue to work hard!"

Xiong Erwei's last two coins were confiscated by the young saleswoman, he didn't even have money to take the bus, he had no choice but to call his brother Comrade Gao Feng, the speed of the peak was very fast, and he found Comrade Xiong Erwei in half an hour.

After Gao Feng saw Brother Xiong, he saw that he was still wearing a suit and leather shoes in the summer, sweating all over his body, and the tips of his hair were dripping with water, and the water vapor was evaporating outside, as if he had been fished out of a pot of boiling water, and he looked like a wolf bèi, so Gao Feng asked him.

"Brother Xiong, what are you doing, saying that you are participating in a marathon, you are dressed so formally, you are dating, you are so embarrassed, what are you doing?"

Second Brother Xiong sighed several times in a row, and told Gao Feng the ins and outs of the matter, and Gao Feng was happy after hearing it: "Brother Xiong, it turns out that you have an affair, congratulations!"

Brother Xiong shook his head: "Brother Gao, congratulations to a ball, she was left penniless, she didn't even let go of the last two coins, and she couldn't go back home, what kind of affair is this, this should be called robbery!"

Comrade Xiong Erwei asked Gao Feng to invite him to eat a bowl of braised noodles, this product is hungry, especially at noon only drank a bowl of porridge, plus two vegetarian buns, just after eating a bowl of braised noodles, not hungry at all, Gao Feng invited him to eat braised noodles, Comrade Xiong Erwei was not polite, ate three bowls of braised noodles in one go, and stretched his little bear belly round, just like a pregnant woman who reached the due date, he felt full.

Full of warmth and lust, Brother Xiong remembered the young saleswoman who opened the room again, he was full of sadness, sighing, he said to Gao Feng: "Brother Gao, are women in this world particularly realistic, if you want to get her person, you must have money to sell her heart." ”

Gao Feng said: "Of course, not only is it the reality of women, but also the reality of men, just like your idea is that you can sell her heart without spending a penny, people are realistic." ”

Brother Xiong nodded: "Well, that's right, I'm also a realistic man, I can't wait to open a room with that Liu Qing's girl without a dime, but I even want her to pay for the room by herself, no wonder, today's young girls like uncles and even uncle-type men, these uncles and uncles have successful careers, and some of them have the money to open a house, even if it is the money to open a presidential suite." ”

Gao Feng smiled: "Haha, Brother Xiong, uncles and uncles are not only the money to open a house, they have no worries about food and clothing, and they can spend all day and drink and travel around the world, who doesn't like such a comfortable life, and it is the same psychology for you and I to be girls." ”

The more Brother Xiong talked about the sad face became heavier and heavier, the whole bear face was like a bitter gourd face, and sighed: "Oh, Brother Gao, your Brother Xiong is short of money, your Brother Xiong is really short of money, your Brother Xiong is overstretched, if your Brother Xiong is rich, let alone let that Liu Qing girl open a room, just let her lick your Brother Xiong's feet with athlete's foot, and the more she licks, the more fragrant it bes." ”

Gao Feng said: "Yes, Brother Xiong, you are not only short of money, you are penniless now, you have no money." ”

Brother Xiong said: "It's not, I'm not fucking short of money, I'm just fucking no money, I see those ATMs now, I want to smash them, take out all the money in the ATMs to open a room, I will fucking open all the hotel rooms in Xiaoyue City into hourly rooms, I will live in whichever hotel I want to live in." ”

Brother Xiong saw the ATM on the street, his eyes were on fire, his whole head was full of thoughts of opening a room, and suddenly he remembered something, he slapped his thigh suddenly: "Ouch, hey, Brother Gao, I forgot a big thing, my ID card is still in the ATM in the mall, I have to go get my ID card!"

Gao Feng sent Xiong Erwei to the shopping mall in Xiaoyue City, Gao Feng accompanied Brother Xiong to find the ATM that swallowed Comrade Xiong Erwei's ID card, and Brother Xiong quickly found the ATM, because he drew a small dog bear with a key on the ATM, and he also told Comrade Sù Gao Feng that this was the idea given to him by the female salesman, and called the engraving machine for verification.

As soon as Brother Xiong found the ATM that was engraved for verification, the four security guards of the mall surrounded the two of them, and the four security guards looked hideous and sneered at them: "Hmph, there is nowhere to find the iron shoes, it takes no effort to get here, we can't find your little dog bear, but you sent it to the door, you little dog and bear destroy public property, draw a puppy bear on the ATM, then you have to be fined." ”

Brother Xiong was anxious, jumped up and argued with them: "This doesn't make sense, my ID card was swallowed up by the ATM, I made a mark, what's wrong with this, have you ever heard the story of carving a boat and asking for a sword, someone's sword fell into the water, he was engraved on the side of that boat, why can't I be engraved on the ATM?"

The four security guards hugged their arms and looked at Brother Xiong coldly: "May I ask the little dog Xiong, did your elementary school teacher tell you that the guy who asked for a sword at this moment is a two hundred and five?"

Brother Xiong said: "This, this elementary school teacher hasn't told me yet, Brother Gao, is the goods that carved the boat for the sword a two hundred and five?"

Gao Feng nodded: "Well, Brother Xiong, that product is indeed a two hundred and five." ”

Brother Xiong said: "Since the goods that carved the boat for the sword are two hundred and five, it means that I am also two hundred and five for the verification of the carved machine!"

The four security guards replied to Brother Xiong in unison: "Yes, little dog bear, your own analysis is completely reasonable, you are exactly the same as the goods that asked for a sword at that moment, you are a two hundred and five." ”

Brother Xiong drooped his head and asked, "Brother security, how much do you have to fine me!"

The four security guards said: "According to your two hundred and five practices, then you will be fined two hundred and five." ”

Brother Xiong looked at Gao Feng, Gao Feng had no way to pay a fine of two hundred and five for Brother Xiong, and after the four security guards left, Brother Xiong asked his brother Gao again: "Brother Gao, is your brother Xiong really like what these four security guards said, I am the same person as the one who carved the boat and asked for a sword?"

Gao Feng said to Brother Xiong: "Brother Xiong, you are much stronger than the goods that carved the boat for the sword, and the goods that carved the boat for the sword he engraved on the moving boat, he never found the sword that fell into the water, and you carved it on the ATM, you can find your ID card, which proves that you are much stronger than him." ”

At the mention of the ID card, Brother Xiong patted his head again, he came to find the ID card, he was fined by the four security guards just now, and he forgot about it, and before he could do it, Brother Xiong chased out and chased the four security guards back, and compared them for a long time, making the four security guards and the second monk confused, I don't know what these two hundred and five are like a deaf and dumb person.

Gao Feng pulled Brother Xiong aside, and he told the four security guards that Xiong Erwei used his ID card as a bank card and inserted it into the jack by mistake, but it was swallowed up by the ATM, and now I will let you help open the ATM and take out Xiong Erwei's ID card.

When the four security guards heard this, they immediately blew their beards at Xiong Erwei and glared: "You little dog bear, you also said that you are not two hundred and five, you have inserted your ID card into the bank card jack, you are so indiscriminate, this is not two hundred and five, we are all seriously suspicious, the goods that carved the boat and asked for the sword are your goods." ”

Brother Xiong had to admit that he was two hundred and five, these things he did were really different, and they really couldn't be done by normal people, and only two hundred and five people could do it, but he had already done it, so he had to take out his ID card, and he couldn't open a house without an ID card.

The four security guards told Comrade Xiong Erwei that the ATM was installed by the bank in the shopping mall, and that they couldn't manage the mall, and if you want to take out your ID card to open a house, then you have to go to the bank, and the bank where you inserted the wrong card is China Construction Bank, so you go to CCB.

Xiong Erwei thought about it, the ATM was in charge of the bank, and the two of them found the bank again, and told the bank's clerk that the ID card was inserted into the jack of the ATM machine, and the female clerk of the bank gave Brother Xiong a good meal.

"Your head is in the paste, you are a pig brain, you use your ID card to insert a ball, there are you like this, I can sue you, you still want your ID card, we want you to plug in the fee, we also have to charge you for plugging in the ATM jack, to say that you are destroying public property, and you have to be detained!"

Brother Xiong was so helpless by the female clerk that he had no choice but to accept it humbly and apologize to her vigorously:" Well, sister, you're so right, I'm just a head into the paste, I'm a pig brain, I'm just full of food and have nothing to do, take the ID card and insert it, you look at my virtue, you know that I am a two-ball goods, is a random person, I humbly listen to my sister's training, please ask my sister to help, open the ATM and take out my ID card, I am still waiting to open a house, our country is not the same as foreign countries, in addition to the ID card can not open the house, people's foreign ID card and driver's license two certificates in one, no ID card driver's license is also useful, please sister help！”

Xiong Erwei almost knelt at the feet of the female clerk, and the female clerk looked at him and asked, "Little brother, are you really in a hurry to open a room with your ID card?"

Brother Xiong replied with a sad face: "Sister, I'm really anxious to use my ID card to open a room, I beg my sister to make it convenient!"

The female clerk nodded: "Well, for the sake of the little brother and the elder sister, and for the sake of you being in such a hurry to open the house, my sister will sue the little brother for you, your ID card was swallowed up by the ATM, you have to go to the public security bureau to report the loss, our bank only cares about the bank card and can't manage the ID card, and the ID card can only be managed by the public security bureau." ”

When Xiong Erwei heard this, he jumped up more than a meter high: "My day your brother's, the ID card belongs to the Public Security Bureau, then you are a girl who has been rambling for a long time, your grandfather said it earlier, and made your brother Xiong humble to you for a long time, and called your sister for a long time, look at your crow's feet like a fishtail, you are still a sister, you are an aunt!"