Xiong Erwei stood next to the ATM and waited for a long time, but the ATM didn't respond at all, he patted his head and slapped his thigh and scolded: "Grandma's ball, what a broken ATM, what a broken bank, why didn't my brother Xiong plug in the card for so long without responding!"

The young saleswoman kept staring at Xiong Erwei with her eyes, and Comrade Xiong Erwei smiled hesitantly: "Love, don't worry, don't worry, it's estimated that the weather is hot, this ATM also needs to be cool and cool, he may be on strike, you have to wait!"

The young saleswoman didn't speak, her face was angry, her eyes were as bright as Tong Ling, and Brother Xiong smiled hesitantly: "Love, you can't blame me, it's the broken ATM that has a problem, I'm also in a hurry, I'm really going to buy you that sunglasses, I'm really sincere, I'm Xiong Erwei swear to the sky, it's absolutely impossible to do it on purpose, if you don't believe it, I can cut my chest open to let you see if my brother Xiong really wants to buy you glasses!"

The young saleswoman rolled her eyes thirty-eight times in a row, and the speed at which she rolled her eyes was really fast, thirty-eight white eyes in one go, and after rolling her eyes, she snorted eighteen times with her nose: "Hmph, hum, little bear, I'll see when you can take out the money." ”

Xiong Erwei explained embarrassedly: "Love, it'll come out in a while, don't worry!"

"Ahhh

The young saleswoman snorted Xiong Erwei's saliva, and Brother Xiong hurriedly said: "Love, you're kidding, how can it take a year, or a few minutes, it is estimated that there is not much money in the ATM, and I will withdraw more, so I don't have time to supply." ”

"Ahh

The young saleswoman said that Xiong Erwei inserted his ID card into the bank card jack, Xiong Erwei still didn't believe it, he took out his waist bag and looked, sure enough, his bank card was lying in his waist bag, but his ID card was gone, needless to say, he inserted his ID card into the bank card jack.

Xiong Erwei found that the more troublesome thing was that his ID card was swallowed up by the ATM, and he couldn't get it out, Comrade Xiong Erwei was in a hurry, this ID card was swallowed up, so what should I do, the young saleswoman told him to make a mark first, just remember this ATM, and then come back to find someone in the mall to take him out, do you know that there is a story in ancient times that you carved a boat for a sword, you should carve the machine for verification, Brother Xiong felt that the saleswoman was very reasonable, so he took the key and drew a bear on the ATM to make a mark。

Brother Xiong found another ATM, withdrew two hundred yuan, and accompanied the young saleswoman to buy the women's sunglasses, and the young saleswoman took him to the place of gold jewelry, and the young saleswoman looked at the dazzling array of gold jewelry, and her eyes were spent.

She hugged Deputy Minister Xiong tightly again: "Little Xiongxiong, how beautiful these gold jewelry are, I like it so much, Xiaoxiongxiong, in order to show your loyalty to me, you have to buy me a jewelry, how heavy is my little affection in your little Xiongxiong's heart, you can buy me how much it weighs!"

When Xiong Erwei looked at these various gold jewelry, as well as the scary prices marked, Brother Xiong was dazzled, his tongue stretched out, and he kept blinking his eyes: "Love, this, this, is this good?"

"Hmph, little bear, what's wrong with this, I'm your little affection, you have to be like this, you're a two-foot man, you must be responsible, people have a song that sings like this, you ask me how much I love you, gold represents my heart, I come to ask you, how heavy is my affection in your heart!"

Xiong Erwei did this several times, and the young saleswoman was not happy, and immediately pulled her face down, forcing Comrade Xiong Erwei to ask, Brother Xiong stammered again: "Love, you are important in my heart, heavy, heavy!"

The young saleswoman glared: "Little Xiongxiong, how much do you say, is it more than 100 pounds!"

"Ah, love, you make an international joke, you have more than 100 catties in my heart, then I will buy you more than 100 catties of gold jewelry, then you can't afford to sell the little bear!"

When Xiong Erwei heard that it weighed more than 100 catties, he was terrified, this was scared to death, how much did it cost to sell more than 100 catties of gold jewelry, even if he sold Xiong Erwei, he couldn't get so much money, and Brother Xiong also solemnly told the young saleswoman.

"Love, I only have thirty-eight yuan left in my pocket, you can look at it and buy it!"

"I'll go, little bear, you're too disagreeable, my affection is worth thirty-eight yuan in your heart, this is like what you two-foot man said, you don't have money in your pocket, you can't use a bank card to spend, anyway, I don't care, you have to buy me a jewelry today, I won't agree if it's less than 10,000, people are wasting their good youth in your hands, you have to compensate for it!"

The young saleswoman put down her face and made a fuss with Xiong Erwei, Brother Xiong really had no choice, he told the young saleswoman that there was not much money in his bank card, it was estimated that it was less than 3,000 yuan, the young saleswoman didn't believe Xiong Erwei's words, and forced Xiong Erwei to check the balance on the ATM, sure enough, Comrade Xiong Erwei didn't tell a lie, and he really only had 3,000 yuan in his bank card.

The young saleswoman said to Xiong Erwei: "Take a step back and open the sky, for the sake of Xiao Xiong Xiong's real nervousness, she will give way, and instead of buying more than 10,000 jewelry, she will buy a necklace of 2,999 yuan." ”

Xiong Erwei slapped his thigh and made a deal, and bought a necklace of 2,999 yuan for the young saleswoman, and in the end, there was only one dollar left in Brother Xiong's bank card, but fortunately, there was no handling fee for swiping the card. Otherwise, Brother Xiong will have to take out the handling fee from his wallet.

Brother Xiong for a necklace for the young saleswoman, in order to express his gratitude to her little Xiong Xiong Xiong has a portion of 2,990 yuan in his heart, she wants to invite Xiong Erwei to eat stewed noodles, Brother Xiong only ate a bowl of porridge and two vegetarian buns at noon, and the porridge ran to the toilet twice and then it was gone, Xiong Erwei was already dizzy from hunger, and he had been enduring hunger.

The two of them found a braised noodle restaurant, asked for two bowls of braised noodles for fifteen yuan, and asked for a few garlic heads, and the two of them devoured them, like two hungry wolves, but they didn't expect the young saleswoman to eat faster than Xiong Erwei.

After the two of them finished eating, a total of thirty-six yuan, it turned out that the garlic head in this store also collected money, the garlic head was more in demand recently, six garlic heads were charged six yuan, the young female saleswoman took out the wallet and opened it to see that it was a hundred tickets, she handed the wallet to Xiong Erwei, and said to Xiong Erwei.

"Little Xiongxiong, I'm really sorry, I'm in a hurry to go out, I forgot to bring change, you have exactly thirty-eight yuan, it seems that the money for this stewed noodles has to be paid by Xiao Xiongxiong!"

The young saleswoman also picked up the wallet, Xiong Erwei saw that there was a lot of money in her wallet, about more than 4,000 yuan, all of them were 100 votes, the money was still brand new, but there was no change, and she couldn't even find a coin.

Brother Xiong turned his waist bag upside down, all the coins were counted as only thirty-eight yuan, and after paying thirty-six yuan for the stewed noodles, there were only two coins left in Xiong Erwei's waist bag, Brother Xiong also shook the waist bag a few times, and listened to the sound of the two coins swaying in the waist bag, and felt very bad in his heart, this is really poor and clanging.

The two of them walked out of the braised noodle shop, and the young saleswoman stretched out her hand to Xiong Erwei and looked at him with her eyes, Brother Xiong was very puzzled, not knowing what she was going to do: "Love, what are you going to do?"

The young saleswoman said with a straight face: "Little Xiongxiong, people say that the heart has a spiritual rhino, my little Xiongxiong, you and I really don't have a spiritual rhino, the heart can't communicate, you don't know my gesture like this?"

Xiong Erwei looked at the female saleswoman's expression, and he stretched out his palm and slapped her palm: "Hehe, love, I know, you asked me to high-five you, we liked to play this the most when we were young." ”

Xiong Erwei high-fived very suddenly, the female saleswoman didn't react, Xiong Erwei also used the strength to eat the stewed noodles just now, and hit the young female saleswoman's palm so that she stumbled, and almost fell to the ground, and at the same time hit her palm red, hot like hot.

The young saleswoman was so angry that she pointed at Xiong Erwei's nose and scolded: "Little Xiongxiong, you want to kill your little affection, you are so ruthless, you have a heart, you want my life, do you really don't understand or fake don't understand, don't you know what I mean by such an action?"

Xiong Erwei shook his head and said: "Love, I'm a person with a stupid brain and a very slow response, what does your gesture mean, I really don't understand it, I thought it was after eating, we had a good meal, and I high-fived and congratulated when I congratulated him, just say it, what does it mean?"

The young saleswoman sighed: "Little bear, you are really a man who doesn't understand the heart of a little girl, you are so incomprehensible, hey, who let me stand up to you, then I will be patient, my gesture is very clear, that is, you still have two coins in your pocket, you have to hand it over to me!"

"Ah, love, no, I only have two coins left, then I have to hand it over to you, so what can I do?"

The young saleswoman asked Xiong Erwei for two coins, Brother Xiong was surprised, he jumped high, and the young saleswoman said to Brother Xiong: "Little Xiongxiong, this is the time for you to express Xiàn, if you have me in your heart, you shouldn't leave two coins, what is yours is mine, your whole person is mine, do you still have to divide each other?"

As soon as Brother Xiong heard that he was the young saleswoman's person, he very happily handed her the two only coins, and the young saleswoman took the two coins, got on the bus that had just passed by them, and threw Comrade Xiong Erwei in place.

The bus drove a few hundred meters away, and Brother Xiong caught up with him at a speed of 100 meters, and waved desperately at the young female saleswoman sitting by the window: "Love, why did you take the bus alone, didn't you say that after visiting the mall, we will open a house!"