Chapter 36: Bold Ideas in the Bathroom
"Eat slowly, be careful of choking. ”
"Don't just eat the food, send the food together!"
"Delicious~"
"If it's delicious, you eat more. ”
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On a rainy night, a brightly lit villa constantly resounded with the sound of a man and a woman talking.
Of course, the man still talks a lot, and a little girl keeps eating with her head down, and the man puts as much food as she puts into her mouth, and her bulging cheeks don't have time to respond to the man's words, only humming a few times from time to time to indicate that she is listening.
The white and tender skin around her lips was dyed champagne by the vegetable juice, and there was still a little bit of rice left on it, Bei Bei put down the spoon and shouted obediently Tiantian: "Dad, the jam is full, so full." ”
Seeing that the villain was about to climb off the chair, Liu Zhe hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute." ”
The little girl looked at her father cutely, not knowing what was going on to stop her, and she was a little stunned.
Liu Zhe, who had already taken out his mobile phone when the rice in Beibei's bowl bottomed out, hurriedly pressed the shooting button, and with a click, a photo of the villain was saved.
Looking at the photos taken, Liu Zhe never admitted that he deliberately did not hand the tissue to his daughter.
Hearing the sound of the shutter, the little girl quickly climbed down the chair, hurriedly ran to her father, and some greasy little hands hurriedly shook Liu Zhe's placket and said, "Dad, the jam is also going to be seen, hurry up..."
Looking at his daughter's greasy and reflective hands and the black lines on his head, he is doing his own thing.
"Don't show pictures to jam and hate dad. Seeing that his father ignored him, Bei Bei pulled his shirt violently, and then let go, puffing out his cheeks with his hands on his hips, sulking.
Well, her own clothes are also glued to the soup and oil, fair enough, phew, it's over!
Liu Zhe felt that the whole person was not good, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say.
Finally, he silently pulled out a few pieces of paper on the table, and after putting the mobile phone on the table, he grabbed one of the little people's hands and wiped it.
He confessed that he deliberately didn't give Bei Bei a tissue during the meal, for this photo, he was guilty, this is what he deserved, he regretted it, but ...... It's late.
Woo woo woo ~ friends, don't do it and don't die, remember!
Beibei, who was wiped by Liu Zhe's hand, found that her hands were greasy, and the tissues she wiped had turned yellow-brown.
"It's dirty. The little girl muttered in confusion, raised her right hand and looked at it, only then did she remember that she had crossed her waist just now, and hurriedly looked down at her clothes, and saw that the color of the denim jacket was different in one place, and she wiped her clothes with her empty right hand, trying to erase it, Liu Zhe wanted to stop it too late, but the result was that the more she wiped it, the dirtier it became, but her hands became clean......
"Ah," the little girl looked at this situation, her big eyes were misty, she looked at her father with teary eyes, and whispered aggrievedly: "Dad, it's dirty~"
Liu Zhe really wanted to beat this bear child, but thinking that this was his own work, he had to swallow the bitterness and tears in his heart.
Sure enough, the joke is not something you want to make, you can open it if you want to, it makes me sad, makes me cry, and swallows it myself.
This dress has completely absorbed the soup, but I don't know if it can be washed off, if it can't be washed off, it can only be saved, and occasionally taken out to let her remember the lesson this time, huh...... At the same time, he also reminded himself not to die.
After wiping her right hand, which was about to be wiped clean, she helped the villain take off her coat, and said helplessly: "Let's go, help you change your coat, you have to pay attention next time, do you know?"
The little girl thought that her father would talk about her, but she didn't expect it to be fine, and the tears that had been brewing were suddenly recycled, and she said obediently: "Got it." ”
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After washing Beibei's hands and changing her clothes, Liu Zhe asked her to watch TV by herself, while he sat back at the table and swept up the remaining food.
After eating, I washed the dishes, looked for clothes, and hurriedly called the little girl over to wash the fragrance.
Every night, dad always feels that there is endless work to do, no wonder so many people like to hire a nanny.
After helping his daughter take a bath and put on her pink skirt pajamas, Liu Zhe took the little girl to the hall and turned on the TV for her. And Bei Bei seemed to have completely forgotten about the photo, lazily leaning on the sofa and sitting next to him quietly watching TV.
Liu Zhe looked at the time, it was already seven o'clock in the evening, and he didn't know if Xia Yiran had a night play, but she said at noon that she wanted a video tonight, so there shouldn't be......
After thinking about it, I still edited a text message and sent it: Are you still busy tonight?
After sending a text message, I waited for a long time and didn't respond, so I guessed that I might have to shoot a night scene, so I put my phone on the coffee table, explained my whereabouts to Beibei, and went to take a shower.
I found my clothes and came to the bathroom, looked at my face in the mirror, and stared at it a little stunned, both strange and familiar, and a very strange feeling.
Someone has done a survey and said that human beings tend to look at their appearance more perfectly than others, no, Liu Zhe touched his clean chin and said to himself: "Well, it seems to be ...... It's a little better again. ”
Women love beauty and care about their appearance, but they don't know that men are more concerned about their appearance, and it can even be said that they are equated with confidence.
The way a woman maintains her appearance is by applying makeup, using various beauty products. Men are lonely and self-appreciative, hypnotizing themselves and comforting themselves.
For example, although my brother has an ordinary appearance, he has a beautiful soul, and he also helped his grandmother cross the road, like some people with human faces and beast hearts, who are dirty and ugly;
Or, thinking about the unsightly faces you see, and then comforting yourself and saying: Look, your looks are still above the red line, they can live happily, why can't you?
Conclusion – Contrast produces beauty.
Summary: This is a self-soothing method.
Liu Zhe took off his shirt in front of the mirror, revealing four pieces of belly meat, rubbing the soft belly meat, and looking up to the sky and sighing, "The revolution has just begun, and the comrades continue to work hard."
When he first retired from the entertainment industry, he was still a hard six-pack abs, and now when he compares it, it's really ...... The contrast also depends on the object.
simply didn't look at it, made himself sad, took off his clothes and began to drench, and then involuntarily went out of his mind, unconsciously thinking about some messy things, and when he came back to his senses and thought about it carefully, he couldn't remember what he was thinking just now, like a bunch of gibberish scribbles through his mind, but it was like he hadn't thought about anything......
When it comes to what he thinks when he takes a bath, he has seen some women's mental journeys on the Internet -
Why is the belly so big...
Why are the breasts so small...
Why are the legs so thick...
If a boy comes in, where should I cover...
I took off my clothes and took a shower, and I felt that there were ghosts everywhere...
I can finally pee standing up and don't have to wipe it...
My day, my mother actually has a boyfriend...
If you lose your hair all the time, will you be bald in the future?
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Although I don't know if it's true, Liu Zhe still wants to say that his thoughts are really mixed! I guess half an hour of taking a shower is spent thinking about these messy things, right?
Men take a bath for the sake of bathing, women take a bath for the sake of bathing!
Thinking about these things, Liu Zhe couldn't help but think of one thing that had to be mentioned about bathing in the bathroom - mandarin duck bath.
He had washed this matter with Xia Yiran a few times before, and if it was not controlled well, it would be easy to cause "discord", and then it would evolve into a fight.
When Liu Zhe came out, it was already more than half an hour later, looking at the position where the dragon looked up, he sighed helplessly, why did he have so many thoughts?
Could it be that it has been empty and lonely for a long time?
I was bored looking for things to do in the bedroom, put the water glass around, and fiddled with it for about ten minutes before the anger finally disappeared.
Damn, it looks like I'm going to buy a copy of the Pure Heart Mantra and come back to recite it.
After washing his face again, he walked towards the hall, suddenly paused, raised his eyebrows, and heard his daughter talking in the hall, quite loudly, not like she was watching TV and talking to herself, that is, Xia Yiran called.
“…… Jam got it. ”
"No, just a big dog. ”
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As she got closer and closer, Beibei's voice became clearer, and Xia Yiran's voice was heard mixed with the sound of the TV.
Listening to the content of this talk, it seems that Bei Bei has already said about buying a dog, so he doesn't need to bother to speak.
Walking over quickly, I saw that the little girl was half-lying on the back of the sofa, holding her mobile phone with both hands and talking constantly, this was a video with Xia Yiran.
When Bei Bei saw Liu Zhe approaching, he waved with his free hand: "Dad, come on, Mom said she was going to buy a dog." ”
Liu Zhe sat down next to her and said with a smile: "Really, isn't that jam happy?"
Xia Yiran on the opposite side is in a big room, looking at its decoration, she is living in a star-rated hotel, it seems that the treatment of this crew is good.
But it's normal to think about it, the treatment of a first-line star also needs to be taken care of.
Xia Yiran was sitting on the sofa, and there was a woman next to him, seeing him and calling "brother-in-law" with a smile, Liu Zhe guessed that it should be Ye Jingting, the assistant that Xia Yiran said.
I heard that it was a new recruit from her studio, and Xia Yiran left the studio after her previous assistant contract expired, and as a freelance agent, she went to find potential boys and girls by herself.
But after all, he was not familiar with Ye Jingting, Liu Zhe nodded with a smile, said "hello", and didn't speak again.
"Oops, Dad helped me get the phone, I'm tired. When Bei Bei saw her father coming, she asked her to hold her mobile phone with both hands, and immediately puffed out her cheeks.
"Okay, Daddy. Liu Zhefu smiled and coaxed, then looked at the other side of the video and asked softly, "There is no night tonight?"
I originally wanted to say something concerned, but there was Bei Bei at the scene who didn't say it, and there was a super-large wattage light bulb opposite, so I couldn't say it.
"No, what's going on at home?" Xia Yiran is still very reserved in front of outsiders, even as an assistant. You must know that when she and Liu Zhe were a couple, her inner character was not exposed until she got married......
"It's good, it's just that it suddenly rained heavily at noon today, but fortunately he and the jam just returned home, otherwise it would have rained. Liu Zhe said carefully, and turned to Bei Bei, who was leaning on him, and asked, "Is it jam?" ”
The little girl was originally very depressed that after her father came, she had no sense of existence, but after hearing her father's question, she became happy again, and said with her hands and feet: "Yes, it will rain heavily when Jam and Dad get home." ”
Also, the heavy rain shouted "popping", and the jam was almost about to take medicine. ”