Chapter 211: Stealing and eating other people's buns

People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of fat, but now they are afraid of being fat, but pigs are afraid of being famous, especially for female compatriots, you can't hear the word fat, if a handsome guy greets a beauty, are you fat today, it is estimated that you will be beaten up.

Wang Shangliang sighed, and found that he had meat in his belly, and there was a lot of meat, almost the fat of the mother-in-law, Miss Wang was terrified, Wang Shangliang's belly was fleshy, she was the most suitable for belly dance, just because her belly was sexy and fleshy, it would make people think about it.

Wang Shangliang's exclamation had a chain reaction, all the beauties were frightened one after another, everyone found that they were more or less fat, some girls found that their legs were thick, some girls found that their fingers were thick, and some girls found that their buttocks were bigger, this is a very strict thing, what does obesity mean for a young and beautiful girl.

Miss Wang Xiaoyue also found that she was fat, this girl searched around, and finally found the toes, the toes under the high-heeled sandals grew flesh, she didn't tolerate the flesh on the toes, and the flesh on the toes also affected her beauty and health.

Wang Xiaoyue shouted in surprise: "Wow, my mother, sisters, look at my toes, it has grown meat, how can this be done, this is amazing, I, Wang Xiaoyue, have never gained weight, I have maintained it for many years, I haven't grown meat when I put on shoes in the morning, how can I grow meat now, this meat is also strange, it doesn't grow to the top of the chest, it always grows to the waist, buttocks and legs, I have grown to the toes!"

Wang Xiaoyue's words, all the beauties feel the same way: "Wang Xiaoyue, it's not, if you want to grow it on the chest, it won't be long, if you don't want to grow on the waist, buttocks and legs, it will grow in these places, if it grows on the chest, then you don't have to enlarge the breasts!"

Gao Feng looked at Wang Xiaoyue's fussy appearance and smiled: "Haha, Xiaoyue, what is the long meat on your toes, you have been running for a day, and the toes are slightly swollen, but they are not long meat, don't make a fuss!"

Wang Xiaoyue's eyes widened, and she stretched out her right foot in front of Gao Feng and scolded: "Gao Feng, swollen your head, you are trachoma, you can't see clearly, this girl's toes are swollen, this is growing meat, to put it bluntly, it is fat, it is okay in the morning, and it is fat at night, this is obviously related to eating this cream cake, who bought this cream cake, isn't this obviously making us fat?"

Wang Xiaoyue asked who bought this cake, and Mei Gui, who was standing next to her, pointed at Gao Feng and said: "Xiaoyue, this cake was bought by Comrade Gao Feng, I guess it was his idea, the purpose is to make us all fat, his purpose is not pure."

Sisters, what are you still doing in a daze, there is a debtor and a master, we have gained weight, in the final analysis, it is this cream cake that is to blame, and the culprit is this Comrade Gao Feng, he wants us to gain weight, then let's make him swollen!"

Mei Gui gave the command, and all the sisters acted together, swarming towards Comrade Gao Feng, surrounding him in the middle, and began to bite and pinch the big action, and suddenly there was a heart-rending howl, and Comrade Gao Feng was shouting loudly.

"Mei Gui, you are so vicious, this cream cake was obviously bought by you, how did you push it on my head, the most poisonous woman's heart, you are the most poisonous Mei Guixin!"

No matter how loud the cries of the peak were drowned out by the shouts of the beauties, they didn't think about showing mercy to their subordinates, this battle of scratching and pinching lasted ten minutes before it ended, and the beauties clapped their palms and patted each other's buttocks, which was very enjoyable.

When they stopped, the beauties found that Comrade Xiong Erwei had a blue nose and swollen face and ragged appearance, just like a beggar who ate the buns in the bun shop and was caught red-handed, and hundreds of people beat him violently, he was so miserable that his pants were torn into a big hole, as if he had been sexually assaulted by wild monkeys.

The beauties were puzzled and asked Xiong Erwei: "Brother Xiong, you won't be stealing and eating other people's buns, you have been beaten by other people's No. 100 people, otherwise, how can you be in such a miserable situation?"

Xiong Erwei cried and said with a sad face: "Beauties, I want to steal the buns to eat, I want to steal the two buns on your chest to eat, but before I have a chance to steal the two buns on your chest, my brother Xiong was beaten by you, scratching, scratching, pinching and biting, my mother, but I was tossed to death, the dandruff on my end was all scratched by you, and even the dandruff and a black hair were wiped out by you beauties." ”

Xiong Erwei is right, his hair and dandruff have been wiped out by this group of beauties, but Comrade Xiong Erwei is not jet-black hair, but yellow and green miscellaneous hair.

It turned out that the beauties wanted to take Gao Feng out of their anger and find the balance of their fat, but the person who was bullied was not Gao Feng, but this Comrade Xiong Erwei, it was very obvious that Gao Feng used the golden cicada shelling technique again, and he escaped, but Brother Xiong became a scapegoat.

Xiong Erwei's broken mouth caused trouble for himself again, he said that he wanted to steal the two meat buns on the chests of the beauties, can these beauties do it, they just stopped and started again, and scolded Xiong Erwei while doing it: "You bear goods, you don't soak bear urine to take care of yourself, just your virtue still wants to steal the meat buns of the old lady, you are also qualified, like you, the bear wants to eat meat buns, and you can only steal the meat buns of the sixty-year-old sow." ”

Xiong Erwei was still aggrieved when he heard it: "Beauties, you are too ruthless, my brother Xiong is also a handsome guy, you let me steal the meat buns of the old sow in his sixties, isn't that a waste of people, besides, is there still meat in the buns of the old sow in his sixties?"

Brother Xiong was pitiful again, he was scratched and pinched and bitten for a quarter of an hour, and once again his skin was torn, his clothes were torn one by one, almost without covering his body, and the whole person looked like a seriously injured monkey.

The beauties are very worried about their own fat, they all know that it is easy to grow meat and it is difficult to lose meat, it is not easy to lose weight, Chang E said to the sisters: "Sisters, this is not necessarily fat, before you really know the weight, this can't prove that you have gained weight after eating a little cream cake, there is a chain pharmacy over there, and now the door is still open, we go to the electronic scale of the pharmacy to weigh it, and immediately know whether we have gained weight." ”

Chang'e's mention was approved by everyone, and this group of sisters opened up to this chain pharmacy, and more than 100 beauties made a fuss and rushed away, blocking the pharmacy in an instant, but the two female saleswomen in the pharmacy were frightened, and the two people were pale, cold sweat broke out on their foreheads, and they trembled when they spoke.

"Hey, sister, hey, sister, hey, big sister, hey, miss, did you take our contraceptive pill and didn't succeed in contraception, then it doesn't matter, if you don't succeed, will you become an adult?"

I didn't know what to call it for a while, but if I said it, I was shocked by this group of beauties, and Wang Shangliang spoke first: "Hehe, two sisters, what age is it now, which girl still takes contraceptive pills, and my Wang girl doesn't take contraceptive pills, my principle is to be an adult if you succeed or not!"

The two salesmen nodded vigorously: "Sister, ah, sister, you are so right, don't look at the two of us selling drugs, it's just to get a commission, the two of us never take contraceptive pills, even if we meet with netizens, we never eat it, it's a ball, it's a big deal, it's an adult, the key is that the contraceptives in our pharmacy are not credible, and it's more dangerous to use than not to use!"

Wang Shangliang is a thunderer, the two female salesmen in this pharmacy are even more mine-based, and this pharmacy is really good at inviting people, and they didn't scare them much after inviting these two salesmen, so they revealed all the secrets.

Wang Xiaoyue smiled at the two salesmen: "Two sisters, don't be afraid, we didn't buy fake contraceptives from your pharmacy to trouble you, we came to your pharmacy to weigh ourselves, I hope the two sisters will be convenient." ”

As soon as they heard that it was weighed, the two salesmen pulled their faces down: "Hey, this is not good, there are so many of you, all of them are like fat pigs of more than 200 catties, so don't you weigh our electronic scales, then you can't weigh them." ”

The two salesmen stopped the group of beauties and didn't let them weigh them, the two salesmen changed their faces too quickly, just like chameleons, they were still scared just now, and now they have regained their original faces.

Nurse Diao Xiaochan couldn't get used to it, she rushed over in one step, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, she grabbed the neck of a female saleswoman, and scolded viciously: "You grandma, your name is Wang Xiaolan, you little ** Ah, did you meet a netizen yesterday, do you know, the netizen you will be is the girl's boyfriend, you will, you don't take contraceptive measures, you little hoof, you dare to go to the netizen behind your husband's back, it will be my boyfriend, I can't spare you today, I won't kill your little hoof, if I don't kill your little **, I won't call it Mink Chan!"

Diao Xiaochan Diao Nurse really hit it, and when she opened her slap, she slapped two big mouths, and the saleswoman's big teeth almost flew out, and the corners of her mouth were swollen and bleeding, and the saleswoman was so frightened that she begged for mercy.

"Sister, sister, I'm really sorry, I didn't expect that the male netizen I met yesterday was your boyfriend, I didn't mean to, I want to know that it's your boyfriend, even if I borrow my Wang Xiaolan's ten guts, I didn't dare to borrow my Wang Xiaolan's ten guts, I also told you just now, the contraceptive pill in our pharmacy is not genuine at all, and eating it is more dangerous than not eating it, so I didn't dare to eat it."

Sister, people are not sages and sages, and many people in this society know how to be netizens, and I'm not the only one, just spare me, I won't dare next time, if you have any requirements, just mention it, I'll try my best to meet my sister. ”

Nurse Diao Xiaochan glared at her and said, "Hmph, you'll be over anyway, even if you are killed, there is no use for the ball, this girl has no requirements, just use your electronic scale in the store to weigh yourself!"

"Sister, it's just such a request, what kind of request is it, are we all sisters, help each other with something, you can call it, whatever you want to call it!"

As soon as she heard Diao Xiaochan Diao ask for such a request, the saleswoman was overjoyed, and she also took Diao Xiaochan Diao Nurse's hand and warned her earnestly: "Sister, sister advises you, like your sister looks so beautiful as a fairy, how did you fall in love with such a boyfriend, your boyfriend is old and ugly, I can't find such an ugly person in the world, I can't describe it."

Oh, girl, your boyfriend looks as ugly as this one! The two of them are like twins!

The female saleswoman was still looking around, she found Comrade Xiong Erwei, and the female saleswoman slapped her thigh and pointed at Xiong Erwei and screamed.