Chapter 212: Marrying a Sexy Pig

The beauties wanted to be weighed, but were stopped by the female saleswoman in the pharmacy, Diao Xiaochan Diao nurse intimidated the female saleswoman, and she was really intimidated, the female saleswoman's attitude changed one hundred and eighty degrees, and she was very polite to these beauties, and asked them to line up to weigh them.

More than 100 beauties lined up in a long line, as if queuing up to buy medicine, and also gave the people passing by an illusion, mistakenly thinking that these nurses were queuing up to buy some preferential medicine.

"Girls, what are you doing here, it's not like the pharmacy is doing discounts, all the medicines are discounted, right?"

Nurse Diao Xiaochan Diao was maintaining order on the side, and when she saw these good aunts, she told these aunts with a big grin: "Auntie, you are right, this pharmacy is engaged in drug treatment, but not all drug treatments, only contraceptive drugs, all contraceptive drugs are discounted." ”

Wang Xiaoyue also scolded Diao Xiaochan Diao Nurse: "Diao Xiaochan, what are you doing, what are you doing to deceive other aunts, what if they believe it, some time ago, it was rumored on the Internet that the price of salt was going to rise, and as a result, the aunts in Xiaoyue City all went out to line up to buy salt, if you publicize it like this, then tomorrow the aunts in Tulou Town will line up to buy contraceptives at the door of this pharmacy!"

Nurse Diao Xiaochan smiled with a grin: "Wang Xiaoyue, do you still need to wait for tomorrow, look behind you, there are already hundreds of aunts lined up!"

Wang Xiaoyue looked up, and was stunned, there was a large area of black pressure around the door of the pharmacy, all of them were aunts, there was no end in sight to this team, and there were a few aunts maintaining order, they were shouting all the way in front of and behind the team.

"Sisters, don't squeeze it, don't squeeze it, this pharmacy has enough contraceptives, the big guys can buy them, the big guys have them, don't worry!"

Looking at the lively scene of this aunt, Wang Xiaoyue, Diao Xiaochan and other beauties frowned, Diao Xiaochan Diao Nurse also asked the aunts in front of her: "Aunts, do you all need contraception at this age?"

The aunts grinned and laughed unscrupulously: "Girl, you don't know, the living conditions of people are good now, and the menstrual period has been postponed, and the normal birth at the age of sixty or seventy is normal, besides, can you tell that we are sixty years old, the most critical problem is that this medicine is discounted, our aunts can't use it, and the aunt's daughter and granddaughter can use it!"

Diao Xiaochan nodded frequently: "Well, Auntie is right, the day before yesterday, we delivered a woman in her sixties in the hospital, and she also gave birth to a big fat boy of more than seven pounds, aunts, you are young and in the age of childbearing, these medicines are really needed, and you can let your daughters and granddaughters use them if you don't need them." ”

In the face of so many aunts, the two female saleswomen were worried, they pulled Diao Xiaochan and Nurse Diao aside and asked: "Sister, we don't have many contraceptives, so many aunts are queuing, it is estimated that there will be no more than a dozen aunts, what should I do!"

Nurse Diao Xiaochan told the two of them: "Two sisters, what is there to worry about, you just have to sell all the contraceptives, and a notice will be issued after the sale is finished, the contraceptives have been sold out, and they are being transferred from the city store here, and the big reward activities will continue at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, so won't the aunts leave automatically?"

The two female salesmen felt that it made sense, so they arranged according to Diao Xiaochan Diao's nurse's method, there are really not many contraceptives in the pharmacy, and they are sold out on the head of the tenth aunt, and they are all sold out, and the two female salesmen tell the aunts to continue the preferential activities at ten o'clock tomorrow, so that these aunts will come to wait in line tomorrow.

The female saleswoman shouted hoarsely, and finally wrote a cardboard notice to the aunts in the queue that all the contraceptive drugs were sold out, and the goods could be transferred tomorrow, but these aunts were indifferent, and none of them were willing to leave, and they were very angry, and they were very dissatisfied with the practice of this pharmacy.

Not only did the aunts not leave, but they also had to wait until tomorrow morning, the two female salesmen scratched their heads again, and they asked Diao Xiaochan Diao for a solution, and Diao Xiaochan Diao nurse opened her throat and shouted to these aunts.

"Aunts, don't wait here, I'll tell you a place, we have two stores in Tulou Town, and one is in the southernmost part of the town, and the store also has discounts, you should go over there and take a look, it is estimated that you can catch up with the last batch." ”

As soon as these aunts heard it, they came to the spirit, and immediately gathered together and lined up in a neat line to the south of the town, and the beauties also found that these aunts were still organized and disciplined teams, and there were people at the front of the team carrying a red flag, and there were a few big characters written on the red flag.

At the same time, there are many commanders in the aunt's team, holding a tweeter all the way to command, and a male comrade carrying a high-decibel stereo, the stereo is playing energetic music, and the aunts are striding forward with their heads striding forward to the rhythm of the music.

Waiting for the aunt's team to leave, Nurse Diao Xiaochan hurriedly said to the sisters: "Sisters, hurry up, hurry up and weigh up, don't wait for these aunts to come back, that's a bad thing, sisters, hurry up, come on, Sister Mei Gui is the first, everyone follows closely, one head, two heads, three heads, you go on." ”

Nurse Diao Xiaochan shouted at everyone to go forward like a pig, and the sisters sprayed her: "Nurse Diao Xiaochan, you are driving pigs!"

Diao Xiaochan and Nurse Diao bared her teeth: "Sisters, you are two hundred pounds each, more pigs than that pig!"

Wang Shangliang shouted: "Hmph, we are pigs, so what can we do, we are beautiful pigs like flowers, who can ever see such a beautiful and sexy pig!"

Wang Shangliang also turned around and asked Gao Feng, "Gao Feng, do you want to marry my sexy pig home?"

Gao Feng Banya sneered evilly: "Shangliang, I not only want to marry your sexy pig home, I also want to marry all you beautiful pigs home, raise you in captivity, and then kill one a day, you can eat as much as you want, smoked, stewed and fried." ”

"Hmph, Gao Feng, you are a pig, you are still a wild boar, we will also keep you in captivity, dismantle you into eight pieces, and pickle you into Korean kimchi. ”

Gao Feng's words attracted the accusations of all the beauties, and those saliva came all over the world, Gao Feng hurriedly hid behind Xiong Erwei, poor Brother Xiong was like a chicken in soup, and his whole body was drowning with the saliva of the beauties, and water was flowing down his trouser legs.

Mei Gui was the first to weigh herself, and as soon as she stood on the electronic scale, she shouted nervously: "Ouch, my mother-in-law, my weight hasn't changed, it's still the same weight yesterday!"

Wang Xiaoyue pushed her down and scolded: "Mei Gui, you are a ****, you still call a fart if your weight has not changed, you deliberately called us to listen!"

Wang Xiaoyue just pushed Mei Gui down, but she herself screamed: "Ouch, my good man, I actually weighed a tael, no wonder this toe is fat, this toe is fat a tael!"

Zhang Aiqing pushed Wang Xiaoyue down again: "Wang Xiaoyue, what are you shocked, it's still fat, you are also a, don't rub your nose on your face, deliberately call us fat girls, you go down for me!"

Zhang Aiqing stood on the electronic scale, and immediately shouted loudly like a conditioned reflex: "Ouch, my God, my Zhang Aiqing is also fat, not only a little or two points fat, I Zhang Aiqing actually gained half a pound, it's too scary, how can I be half a pound!"

Zhang Aiqing hadn't finished calling yet, she was pushed down by Gong Xiaobei again: "Zhang Aiqing, you said they are **, you are even more of a, aren't you just half a pound fat, then sell it for five or six yuan more, why are you yelling so loudly, I'm afraid that others won't know that you Zhang Aiqing will keep your body!"

Gong Xiaobei stood on the electronic scale and looked at it for a long time, Wang Shangliang urged her behind her: "Gong Xiaobei, what are you doing, why can't you come down on the electronic scale, what do you want to make a fuss, hurry up and get down!"

Gong Xiaobei said: "Wang Shangliang, don't worry, I haven't reacted yet, I can't believe it at all, what about my Gong Xiaobei, who pays the most attention to body shape, has gained a pound, this is okay, could it be that there is a problem with this electronic scale!"

Leng Yan and the left door in the back were also in a hurry, and they pushed Gong Xiaobei down with Wang Shangliang and said: "Gong Xiaobei, you are hypocritical, you slut is hypocritical, you are fat, you are fat, and you blame others for what they are doing, hurry up and get out!"

After Gong Xiaobei went down, she has always been skeptical of this electronic scale, she didn't believe that she had grown an extra pound of meat, Wang Shangliang stood on the electronic scale for a second, Wang Shangliang screamed as if he had discovered a new continent: "Ouch, my mother, my obedient mile dong, my Wang Shangliang actually gained two pounds, I have become a big fat pig, two pounds of pork is more than 30 yuan, my Wang Shangliang has more than 30 yuan of meat, my mother!"

More than 100 beauties have been weighed, some of the big guys are light, some are heavy, most of the beauties find that they are fat, some are fat, some are fat, some are about a pound, and the fattest girl is Wang Shangliang, but Wang Shangliang is so annoyed that he almost didn't smash the electronic scale.

After all the beauties finished weighing, Wang Xiaoyue pulled Gao Feng to the top of the electronic scale, and saw that the pointers of the electronic scale were over seventy-five, Wang Xiaoyue frowned, and picked up Gao Feng's shirt as if no one was around, and patted Gao Feng's chest at two points above it.

"Gao Feng, you should lose weight, look at your beer belly has come out, there was no one before, and your two millet rice are also prominent, bigger than the two rice of some girls, you have to hurry up and lose weight!"

Wang Xiaoyue's movements attracted the onlookers of all the beauties, and they stretched out their hands to Gao Feng one by one, grabbed his two Mimi, and then shouted exaggeratedly: "It's not, Gao Feng, why are your two Mimi so big, but they are bigger than some girls, and they can't hold it with one hand!"