I'm rich~ I'm rich~ I don't know how to spend it~ I hold a naked chicken and duck in my left hand, and I touch it with my right hand~

After receiving a hundred old man's heads from the police station, on the way back to school, I kept humming this enduring Internet pop song, and I was so happy in my heart~ We can finally be rich again! Think about it carefully, how should we spend this 10,000 yuan? It's too distressing to spend a piece of paper like this, so I just break the 100 yuan bill into several pieces and use it well......

Of course, the last paragraph above is purely a mouthful, but I am seriously planning how to spend this money. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After returning to the classroom, everyone looked at me with a look of surprise on their faces as if they were more than ten years younger, and Wang Situ couldn't wait to ask, "Brother Shen, Ru Ju screamed in pain?"

"Hurt your sister, you unrighteous yarn!" I pushed him away, and then I couldn't help but giggle happily at the thought of the ten thousand oceans I was carrying in my pocket.

"It seems that he enjoys seeing him like this, and it seems that Ah Shen has also fallen under the pig's very round step!" The two people next to him whispered about the ignorant crowd, hum!

I glared at me with murderous eyes, and they were castrated.

I retracted my momentum with satisfaction, and then my Lin Xi sister came to the class again, and as soon as she came, she ran to my seat and asked: "I heard that you were found out by Teacher Ma Lian in class and reported it to Teacher Zhu, and then Teacher Zhu invited you to talk about it ♂, you looked very happy when you came back, is this true?" This is the speed of the serial machine gun, sister, you slow down, and why Lin Xi, there is a faint sense of expectation in your voice.

"Don't care about those rumors, they are all fake, the reason for the facts is actually like this......" I told her the ins and outs of last night's incident and going to the police station with Tan Li to make a record and receive a bonus.

"Hey~ You said that Sister Tan is a very beautiful maid?" Lin Xi looked very interested in that Tan Li, "Ah Shen, you have grown in your skills~ You actually got on the maid, when will you ask her out for me to meet, I think she may be compatible with me." ”

"Save it. "When I think of the consequences of these two people getting together, I have a headache, a natural black is enough for me, plus a natural black sister trembling, do you two want me to live!

"Now, Ah Shen, what are you going to do with that 10,000 yuan, that's not a small amount!" Lin Xi asked curiously.

I thought about it, and it seemed that there was no other place to spend money except to buy anime magazines and snacks to eat, and I couldn't help but be troubled.

Seeing that I, a poor bastard, didn't know how to spend money after becoming a nouveau riche, Lin Xi suggested: "Ah Shen, didn't you always want to buy an iphone4 before, I remember once shouting loudly to sell my kidney." ”

I'm so embarrassed, I'm just whining, who would really sell a kidney.

"I remember you mentioning that. I took out the phone number and QQ number that Tan Li left for me, and she told me that I must call her when I have a mobile phone, and I will contact her often in the future, "Then we will go buy it tomorrow and Saturday." ”

"Hmm!" Lin Xi happily agreed, to be honest, Lin Xi had complained before that I didn't have a mobile phone and it was inconvenient to contact or something, and nine out of ten people in the class had their own mobile phones, but the grades were different, and I happened to be the one who missed it, but it will all end tomorrow!

……

"I'm back. "I pushed open the door and went home.

"Ah Shen is back. Mom replied while stir-frying.

"Brother, you're back~ Sister Lin Xi didn't come today?" "Don't doubt it, this is my stupid younger brother, his name is Pure Land, he is a three-year-old bear child, he can play, don't look at the nightmares that make me often have nightmares every morning, in fact, it is a special way for me to wake up, otherwise I will have to get up and go out of my body for twenty minutes to find my soul, although I hate it every time, but usually our relationship is still very good.

"Ah, I'm back, and I've learned a few more words today~?" I smiled with a mischievous mentality and kneaded Jodo's hair into a chicken coop.

"Five words, awesome!" Pure Land seemed to be unaware of my behavior, and just invited merit with a smug face.

"Oh, awesome. I didn't hesitate to compliment.

"By the way, did my brother finally take the egg test today?" Pure Land suddenly asked an incoherent sentence, looking at me with big innocent eyes.

"Ahaha~ Although my grades are not good, I don't have a zero score or anything. I laughed awkwardly as my head crawled with black lines.

"Kouhu, then why mess up my hair......" Jodo pouted and said, "It must have been an egg in the exam, so I made my hair into a chicken nest so that I could put the egg in my hair." ”

"...... "I suddenly felt that I should suggest that my mother sign up for a cross talk class or something for the Pure Land, otherwise it would be too much to bury talents."

……

[Next, please watch the international news: the world's richest man "two forced lids" is happy to have a noble son, and he is traveling around the world with his wife...... ］

While eating dinner, I watched the salty gossip news on TV, and when did I start to open up even the first set of international news?

Meal

"Pure Land, after eating, I went to finish that math problem. Mom said as she cleaned up the dishes.

"Math?" I muttered, saying that it seemed too early to learn math at the age of the Pure Land.

"It's the homework problem done by Wang Xiaoming's brother who goes to kindergarten next door, and my mother went to get a copy for me to see today. ”

It turned out to be the five-year-old child who just entered kindergarten this year.,Although I've only met a few times.,But the impression is not ordinary.,I don't know what his parents think of this strange name.。

After I finished wiping the table, I went into the Pure Land room to see what kind of pediatrics he did, and if it was a kindergarten level, it should be a "1+1" or something like that.

Seeing that Pure Land was thinking carefully on the table, I smiled and quietly walked behind him, and then looked at the problem he was doing, and saw:

8809=6

7111=0

2172=0

6666=4

1111=0

3213=0

7662=2

9313=1

0000=4

2222=0

3333=0

5555=0

8193=3

8096=5

7777=0

9999=4

7756=1

6855=3

9881=5

5531=0

2581=?

"Poof!" I spit out a mouthful of Sudan dye.

"Hey, brother, why is your mouth bleeding?" Pure Land looked back and wondered.

"It's because you don't brush your teeth, and I'm here to remind you that if you don't brush your teeth, you'll bleed. The corners of my mouth were bleeding, and my face tightened, trying to restrain the once a month, "Pure Land, are you sure this is your kindergarten brother Xiao Ming's question?"

"Yes, Brother Xiao Ming said that they did it in the whole class, and it took many people nearly 1 minute to make it. As he spoke, Pure Land began to look at his question again, and his fingers seemed to be counting something number by number, but I couldn't understand it anyway.

I look up to the sky and sigh, sad and sad!

Even kindergarten students have begun to sprint against the sky to Mars, when will my earth level be able to ascend to immortality!

Suddenly, Pure Land picked up the test questions and cheered, "It's done!"

I was so shocked that my eyes almost popped out, I grabbed the test questions and took a closer look, and the final answer was "2581=2"

I looked at the Pure Land with the eyes of a divine beast, could it be that even a three-year-old child has a higher IQ than me?

"Pure Land, I'll borrow the test questions and I'll pay you back in a while!" Without waiting for the Pure Land to answer, I threw my ass back to my room and buried myself in the calculations.

A quarter of an hour later

"Calculate it!" At this time, my mood is as happy and crazy as a mad scientist researching birth robots, and even my hair is as messy as if I haven't washed my hair for a few days, which is scratching my head when I calculate the problem, but it doesn't matter, through this test, I finally proved that I am no worse than a three-year-old child!yes~!

But the next second I was frustrated, and I bent forward - kneeling

It took a minute for the Pure Land, fifteen minutes for me, and I didn't have a face to live......

Looking at the "2" of the answer wordlessly again, I suddenly felt that my whole person was "2", Nima Kindergarten is so perverted, and it doesn't let us live in junior high school!