"That, Teacher Zhu, is there anything wrong with me?" I asked cautiously after Teacher Zhu Liyuan with a bomb disposal mentality, with a dusty luck in my heart, hoping that it had nothing to do with my dozing off in class. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhu Liyuan stopped, the mung bean-sized eyes on his fat face looked at me affectionately, and showed a lewd smile: "What good things have you done, do you still need me to reveal it, you ♂ know ♂." ”

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I don't understand~ I don't want to understand, I want to go home~ Teacher, just let me go, my pure thoughts like little white flowers don't want to be tarnished yet.

As it turned out, my worries were unfounded, and when I entered the office I saw a somewhat familiar figure.

It was a black-haired beauty about 20 years old, 162cm tall, with a red ribbon tied between her hair, she had long eyelashes and a charming face, under the half-closed eyes, long eyelashes, seductive eyes and fiery red sexy red lips, full of sexual provocation.

She was wearing a cute and sexy black low-cut short-sleeved white lace-trimmed maid dress, faintly, you could see the round "big bun" coming out.

My old face flushed, and I couldn't help but put my fingers against my nostrils, when did our school also have a maid, isn't this the patent of the private Phoenix Academy next door, appearing here, this big sister is obviously seducing people! Look at the other male creatures in the office, those eyes are simply hungry wolves.

When the black-haired beauty saw me come in, her eyes lit up, and she rushed to me excitedly: "Benefactor! I finally see you, I have been looking for you so hard, you have lost two taels and one grams!"

I just felt that there was a flower in front of me, two "Chinese cabbages" enveloped my head in it, and the soft arms held my head, and I couldn't move even if I wanted to.

It's so soft~

This is the first reaction

It's so cool~

This is the second reaction

It's so sad~

This is the third reaction after poor breathing

I'm dying~!

I think this is almost the last reaction of my life

"Miss Tan, although this is your expression of your inner excitement......" At this time, Zhu Liyuan, who seemed to be unable to stand it, finally extended a helping hand to me, "But my student is about to die." ”

"I'm sorry. The maid, who finally realized her recklessness, hurriedly let go of her hand.

"What happened to Fa Fa?" I breathed heavily, replenishing the effects of the lack of oxygen in the previous ten seconds, and shuddered to the woman who almost killed herself in receiving a bento.

"Benefactor, I won't harm you. The maid took a step closer to me.

I kept my guard and took a step back, I was almost killed by you just now!

Teacher Zhu, who felt the need to explain, snorted and attracted everyone's attention before he said, "Miss Tan, are you sure that the person who helped you stop the robbers last night was my student?"

Last night?It turned out that this maid girl was the one who was robbed at the time.,It was too dark and the attention was focused on the thief, so I didn't see it clearly.,Look at it now.,No wonder it's so familiar.,But she wasn't wearing a sister shake outfit at the time.。

The maid surnamed Tan stared at me with the affectionate eyes of a middle-aged aunt looking at a pet puppy, and affirmed: "Well, I remember very well, it was this classmate who roasted the robber into chicken, and I remember it was still crunchy." ”

Does my fireball really have chicken attributes?Wait, how do you know, have you tasted it!?

"Well, Ah Shen, accompany Miss Tan to the police station after school for a while to make a record. Zhu Liyuan rarely showed a sincere smile, although it looked very obscene with the fat fleshy face, "You have done a great job, the robber is said to be a B-level wanted criminal, and the police department has offered a reward of 10,000 yuan for clues." ”

That means I'll get a reward of 10,000 yuan! But what about magic, will it be exposed?

At this point, I felt as if there were fifteen cars colliding – seven up and eight down

I think... You should be able to hide it by making up a lie, anyway, no one in this normal world will believe in the existence of magic.

So, with a heart of apprehension to take the college entrance examination, I entered the police station with the maid girl, and under the praise of the director's "hero out of youth", I was immediately fooled and couldn't find the north.

After going through the process of transcription, I finally received 10,000 oceans without danger, eh!? It's so easy, my transcript won't be recognized, right?

And the trainee police officer who complicated the examination of the transcript saw my transcript and his head twitched a little.

［…… After that, I immediately threw a stone at the bandit's chest, because the robber's clothes were made of wood, so due to the friction principle of drilling wood for fire, the stone hit the bandit and set him on fire...... ］

The trainee police officer took off his glasses and rubbed his presbyopia, and then rechecked them to make sure that he had not made a mistake, and couldn't help muttering: Is this really just a very ordinary transcript? Do you want to ask the seniors? If I find out that I have not studied physics well and send me back to school to restudy, my future will be over.

So, the brain-dead trainee police officer quietly hid this transcript.

"Well, can I call you Xiao Shen?" asked a maid girl with a begging look on her face after learning my name.

"It's okay, as long as you don't call me Xiao Shenyang. ”

I also knew that the maid girl's name was Tan Li, and compared this girl with Lin Xi in my heart, not to mention the age for the time being, in terms of personality, if Lin Xi is naturally black, Tan Li is natural (9), and it seems that she has an inexplicable sense of worship for me, is it shocked by my chicken attribute fireball, right?

"I still have something to leave first, can you please ask Xiao Shen to tell me your mobile phone number if you can?"

Well, can I understand that the maid girl is begging for a relationship? I don't have that kind of thing when I miss the poor.

"No, it's a pity. After getting my answer, Tan Li seemed to be disappointed.

Looking at her natural appearance, I feel the need to give her a piece of advice, "But if I want to say it, Sister Tan, your personality has to be changed, just rely on your reckless and deceitful weak appearance, don't rob you and rob anyone." ”

"It's okay......" Tan Li's smile had a more dangerous look, she took off the small bag on her shoulder, and deliberately shook it as if someone was coming to grab it: "I have learned the lesson of last night, I have been prepared, the bag will not be robbed again, I will make them pay a painful price." ”

Just when I was shivering by the cold air emitted by Tan Li, a man wearing a plush hat covering half of his face and wearing sportswear passed by the two of us, and then with a cold pull, he snatched Tan Li's small bag again.

Why do I say yes? No, no, now is not the time to think about this, you have to catch the bag thief quickly.

Just as I raised my leg and wanted to chase after me, Tan Li stopped me.

"You, what are you doing, he snatched your things!" I was about to chase again, but Tan Li's white little hand was on my shoulder.

"I said, I was prepared, and I would make the person who snatched my bag pay a terrible price. Tan Li smiled, laughing so darkly, so evilly, so ...... Cruel.

I saw that she took out a remote control out of nowhere, I took a closer look, and there was only a big red button printed with a skeleton, like a detonator for a common time bomb on TV, Sister Tan, you want to use this thing as a magic horse!

"I pressed. ”

"Boom" with a loud bang!

The bag in the bag thief's hand exploded.

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The unlucky guy maintained a running posture, and the whole person was blown into a pile of black charcoal, and after spewing out a breath of white air, he maintained his posture and fell down stiffly.

"Ah~!It's terrible, everyone catch the thief!Don't let him escape!" Tan Li's face changed again, and she returned to her weak natural appearance.

The terrible thing is that you are right, I suddenly found that I witnessed the birth of a black belly, and that black belly was forged by a bag robber, so I said...... What a sin it is to be a thief or something!