When the cow struggles and the horse-faced brother enter the tenth shed, they regret it, but they are greeted by two gorillas. Romance debuts

Moreover, these two gorillas are chasing them, and they are a thousand dollars when they fall down in the process of chasing, and they have to hey them after catching up.

Niu Struggle and the two felt that they should buy regret medicine before coming, and it was better for them to choose two old women than to choose such a greenhouse, after all, it was still a human being, and it was better than this orangutan who spoke human words.

The two gorillas didn't give Niu a chance to fight and the two regretted it, they directly lifted the two up and threw them out, and the two gorillas directly pounced on them with hungry tigers, and shouted directly in the Central Plains accent after pounced.

"A thousand dollars at a time, Mr. Bull Tou Ma Mian!"

The two gorillas pounced on the bull and struggled like two mice, almost flattening the two of them at that time, and the two of them didn't care about the pain, they got up and ran forward desperately, they were reluctant to pay for it, and it was a thousand yuan that was pounced on by the two gorillas.

It's a pity that Niu Struggle and the two of them can outrun the gorillas, and they didn't run out three steps away, and they were knocked down by the two gorillas, and after the Niu Struggle and the two were overwhelmed, the two gorillas shouted.

"One thousand dollars twice, Mr. Bull Tou Ma Mian, Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, one thousand dollars three times, one thousand dollars six times, one thousand dollars eighteen times. ”

The two of them were miserable, and before they could run three meters away, they were knocked down eighteen times by these two gorillas, and they lost 18,000 yuan in just three minutes.

Niu struggled and the two knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Two orangutan girls, please stop pounce, if you pounce like this, then our annual salary will not take ten minutes, you can pity our office workers, it is not easy for us to earn money and support our family!"

The two gorillas said: "Well, we see that you are quite pitiful, you almost have no power to fight back, we really can't bear it, you are also office workers, and your orangutan sister is also an office worker."

We also rely on the weight loss center to pay some wages, I think this office worker is too fucking hard, the bosses are eager to pick our skin, seven buckles, eight bucks, can't be late, can't leave early, and what kind of fingerprint attendance machine.

Your gorilla girl's fingerprints have been entered more than 500 times, and the results are wrong every time, this fingerprint attendance machine is only useful for human fingerprints, how can it be useful to us orangutans.

Since you're working too hard, then your gorilla sister won't pounce on you, then let's go directly to the hehehe, you guys come with us. ”

The two gorillas are quite humane, and when they saw that the two of them were struggling hard, they agreed not to pounce on them, and let the two go directly to the hehe.

When Niu Struggle heard this, the two begged for mercy: "Two orangutan girls, let's beg you to let us go, don't hey us, we are humans, and you are apes, after we are he, it won't be an orangutan hybrid, it's not a monster with a human face and a body." ”

"Hmph, Mr. Bull Head and Horse Face, you think it's beautiful, we hehe, hey to you, that's our initiative, the animal that was born is not a human-faced ape-body, it's a human-faced monster, which is equivalent to the human being's involvement, the child born has to be the same as the mother's surname, whoever takes the initiative will take the initiative.

Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, we can only pity you once, we can't pity you a second time, we pity you, why don't you pity us, we are all office workers, we are also vulnerable groups, we also need to take care of it. ”

The two gorillas couldn't help but say that they took Niu Struggle and the two of them away, carried them to the center of the greenhouse, and threw them on the ground, and Niu Struggle and the two found that there was no pool in the center, no bicycles and cars, but only ten ballistic racks like bazookas.

"Two gorilla girls, what is this ballistic frame for, do you want us to shoot bazookas?"

"Hmph, Mr. Minotaur and Horse Face, we apes just found that you humans are strange and simple, why are you so simple, these bazookas are not for you to fight, but for the two of us to shoot you out like rockets. ”

"Ah, two orangutan girls, if they want to shoot us out as rockets, then we are not going to ascend to heaven, not to mention that this bazooka has such a small opening, it can only stuff us with one foot, how can it beat us out." ”

Niu Zhan and the two looked at the ten bazookas, and the two of them cried with sad faces, this bazooka is like the bazooka used by the armed personnel of the Afghan state, the thickness of the bazooka can't even be stuffed into one foot, how can they be shot out.

"Hehe, Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, you are indeed simple, you human beings are both simple and the most complex, you are so simple, but the boss of this weight loss center has a very complicated brain, and he came up with a way that you can't even imagine.

Mr. Minotau, you don't see that there is a bullet pressure tank here, we will press you into this bullet pressure tank before we fight, press you to the thickness of this bazooka, and then shoot it. ”

"My mother, what kind of head does the owner of this weight loss center have, what kind of bad ideas does he come up with, is there such a weight loss, this person is pressed in this pressure tank, and it doesn't crush us into anything. ”

Niu Zhan and the two looked at the bullet pressure groove in front of the bazooka, and the two of them were also frightened, their fat bodies were about to be pressed into the thickness of a leg, it was not the same as squeezing rapeseed oil, they had to be squeezed dry.

The two gorillas were happy: "Mr. Niutou Ma Mian, you humans like intensive training, for example, those athletes have to carry out intensive training before the competition, and some have to take hormones to stimulate physical limits, the boss of this weight loss center also has the same idea, that is, to carry out intensive training for customers, you will gladly accept it." ”

Niu Struggle and the two wanted to beg for mercy from the two orangutan girls, but the two orangutan girls didn't give them any chance, and directly pressed the two of them into the pressure groove, and used the movable wrench to tighten the nuts on both sides of the pressure groove, and compressed the two Niu Struggle step by step.

"My mother, Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, how much Hu spicy soup have you drunk, we have squeezed out hundreds of catties of Hu spicy soup, enough for us to eat for a week, we also like to eat this authentic Hu spicy soup. ”

There is also a large vat under the pressure tank, which is used to squeeze the water that the customer flows, Niu Struggle and the two drank dozens of pots of spicy soup, and the big tank under the pressure tank was full in an instant, and the two gorillas also poured several large tanks, which shows how much Hu spicy soup the two Niu Struggle drank.

In a few minutes, the two gorillas pressed the two Niu Struggle to the thickness of one leg, and the two gorillas pushed the two into the bazooka trajectory and began to pick up the pump again.

The two gorillas cheered and sang a song, a song of Eason Chan's "Ten Years".

"If those two words don't tremble, I won't find me uncomfortable, how to say it, it's just a breakup, if there is no requirement for tomorrow, holding hands is like traveling, thousands of doors, there is always one person to go first, since you can't stay, why not when you leave, while enjoying, tears, ten years ago, I didn't know you, you don't belong to me, we are still the same, accompanied by a stranger, walking through the streets that are gradually familiar, ten years later, we are friends, and we can also greet!"

The two orangutans sang and cried, and performed this song more beautifully than humans, and the sad and tearful state made people even more emotional.

"Mr. Bull Head and Horse Face, there are thousands of doors, there is always one person who wants to go first, so you go first, ten years later, I hope we are still friends. ”

With two loud bangs, Niu Zhan and the horse-faced brother flew out of the ballistic trajectory of the bazooka, flew all the way into the sky, and flew up to a height of five or six hundred meters, almost not drilling a hole in the passenger plane that passed by.

When Niu Struggle and the two fell, they fell into the trajectory of the second bazooka, this time they didn't need to press the bullet groove to press, they had already been pressed into shape, and it was impossible to change back.

The two gorillas cheered and sang Eason Chan's song "Ten Years", they told the two of them to fight for the two, this is their favorite song, this is also the most emotional song, they have been singing this song of "Ten Years" when they broke up with their seventeen ex-husbands, this is so touching.

"I'll go, you orangutans are too fast to change husbands, there are seventeen ex-husbands alone, your speed is amazing. ”

Niu Struggle and the two were also surprised, thinking that the orangutans were really quick to change their ex-husbands, and the two orangutans said with a smile.

"Hehe, we orangutans are all learned from you anthropons, you humans pay attention to speeding up, not only the speed of trains and ships, but also the speed of this husband. ”

Niu struggled and the two were miserable, they were shot ten times by these two orangutans, and the two rushed into the sky and fell into the ballistics, killing nine sparrows in the process, and the nine sparrows scolded before they died.

"You human beings are evildoers, even we sparrows, we ghosts will not let you go, and your whole family, we will make you become sparrows when you die, and we will become human beings after death, and we can hit you with slingshots as we like, especially your birds. ”

The last time it fell, before Niu Struggle and the two came to their senses, the two orangutans pounced directly, and Niu Struggle and the two screamed.

"Hey, two orangutan girls, you've pounced eighteen times just now, what are you going to do now? If you want to pounce, let's take a break!"

The two gorillas said, "Hehe, Mr. Bull Tou Ma Mian, we have already explained to you, this is the regulation of the weight loss center, and after the second project is over, we will hehe." ”

When Niu Struggle and the two of them came out of the big boron exhausted, the two gorillas still sang the song "Ten Years" to them.

"Mr. Niu Tou Ma Mian, there are thousands of doors, there is always one person who wants to go first, so you go first, ten years later, I hope we are still friends, today you are our eighteenth ex-husband, ex-husband is welcome to come again." ”