Tasteless tap water, no one likes to drink it, otherwise now even mineral water is advertised as sweet, just to satisfy people's heavy taste.

Brother Niu Struggle and Horse-faced Brother drank a tank of tap water yesterday, and he also drank enough tap water, and he felt that it was too tasteless.

Niu Fen and the benevolent brothers of the horse face both like to drink Hu spicy soup, and they have also drunk the authentic Hu spicy soup of Xiaoyao Town, and they think that the Hu spicy soup of this authentic Xiaoyao Town is flavorful, and the price is quite affordable, which is the delicacy of the world.

Xiaoyao Town Hu Spicy Soup is one of the famous Chinese flavor foods, with good color, flavor and flavor, and can sober up and refresh, appetizing and strengthening the spleen.

Every kind of cuisine has a beautiful heritage, and this Hu spicy soup is no exception, and the origin of Hu spicy soup can be traced back to the late Northern Song Dynasty. At that time, the son of heaven Song Huizong was good at Fengyue, and he was good at military affairs, but he knew everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, eating, drinking, and playing. The so-called good at the top, must be very bad at the bottom, so the atmosphere of extravagance and extravagance from top to bottom, all over China, Hu spicy soup and especially Bianjing is the most.

Zhang Zeduan's "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" outlines the prosperity of the Great Song Dynasty in the first few decades, in which there are many kinds of food and drink, different flavors, evolution, and spread to this day, it has become a famous Kaifeng eat. Therefore, it really originated, Hu spicy soup still has an inseparable relationship with Tokyo Bianliang City!

Niu Zhan and the two still love Hu spicy soup, they think that just drinking tap water is not enough, it has no taste, and the taste is like chewing wax.

Niu Struggle and the two took action, and according to the method of making Hu spicy soup, they went to the town's farmers' market to buy bags of ingredients, 00 kg of flour, 50 kg of coriander, 50 kg of spinach, 50 kg of vermicelli, 50 kg of kelp shreds, 50 kg of green onions, and 50 kg of ginger. 5 kg of refined salt, 10 kg of pepper, 5 kg of soy sauce and vinegar.

Just to buy these ingredients, it cost Niu Fen two thousands of dollars, after buying it back, poured directly into the water tank, it turned out that the water tank too, these ingredients poured in it, can not be prepared at all, that is, the assembly of the tank, the water in the tank has been squeezed out.

Niu Struggle contacted the horse-faced brother on WeChat, this Hu spicy soup can't be made, this water tank is too good, the horse-faced brother sued sù Niu Struggle, he also encountered such a situation, Hu spicy soup can't be made, how to drink Hu spicy soup?

The two thought of a variety of methods, and they finally reached a consensus, that is, to use ffff,.●o ≧ a basin, fill the basin with water, and then get the ingredients out of the water tank to prepare Hu spicy soup, until the ingredients of this water tank are prepared, and at the same time drink the prepared Hu spicy soup.

Niu Zhan and the two reached a consensus, they used a basin to prepare Hu spicy soup all day long, and also drank the Hu spicy soup they prepared in a basin, they felt that the taste was much richer than the tap water, and even compared with the authentic Hu spicy soup in Xiaoyao Town, it was not inferior at all.

Niu Struggle and the two of them drank homemade Hu spicy soup, while using WeChat to contact, the most important thing is to pay attention to the rebound, and the same situation as yesterday, until ten o'clock in the evening, they began to rebound strongly again, the belly of the nylon rope is open, and it is about to burst, and there is a hot feeling, as if the whole person is going to catch fire.

These two goods drank so much spicy soup, it's no wonder that it's not on fire, it's 50 pounds of pepper alone, who can stand it.

The two met again, this time Niu Zhan took the car, the horse-faced brother pushed the cart, and the horse-faced brother was not to be outdone, advancing at a speed of one hundred and ninety miles, and when they ran to Xiaoyue City, they found that the traffic police were still fighting, and the two were fighting together.

The scene of their fight was very tragic, their heads were broken and bleeding and they were covered with scars, and the traffic police were excited to see Niu Struggle and the two traffic police.

"Hey, two big brothers, we'll wait for you to pass here, we have a problem, we've been fighting for so long, and we find that no one can kill anyone, what can we do?"

The horse-faced brother told these traffic policemen: "Comrades traffic police, this is too simple, you all pretend to be dead, whoever grabs the front first will win." ”

The traffic policemen were very grateful: "Two big brothers, this method should be very good, then we will use this method of pretending to be dead." ”

These traffic policemen are very good at using it flexibly, and they pretended to be dead at that time, and lay on the ground together, and as soon as they lay down, the big truck that crushed the cattle and struggled drove over, and he was stunned when he saw the traffic police comrades lying on the ground.

"My mom, the traffic police are so hard, they are so tired that they fall asleep on the road, I'm still a good person, let them sleep all the time, so that they can never wake up again, anyway, pressing one is also pressure, pressing a bunch is also pressure. ”

The driver of the big truck increased the accelerator and whistled over the body of the ** policemen, and when the big truck drove over, the ** policemen all got up at the same time and chased the big truck behind them.

"Damn, you bastard, let's pretend to be dead, you won't give you a chance, we have to deduct you 3,000 points, we have to fine you 3 million. ”

The horse-faced brother continued to push the cart forward, and passed the place where the two taxi drivers were caught by pine branches, and the two taxi drivers had their eyes shining again.

"Two big brothers, we have been waiting for you for another day, we have finally survived until now, you should save us now. ”

"Hehe, two brothers, since you have survived until now, then keep going, stay up for one day, stay up for two days, you just stay up for another day, and we will come to save you tomorrow." ”

The horse-faced brother pushed the cart under the branches, and the two taxi drivers said: "Two big brothers, then we will listen to your opinions, anyway, we will stay up for one day and two days, so what if we stay up for another day, you can rest assured to lose weight." ”

The horse-faced brother pushed the cart to the cucumber weight loss center, he quietly stopped, moved a big stone from the side of the greenhouse, and was about to come over to smash the cow, but found that the cow had jumped out of the taxi.

"Hehe, Fourth Brother Ma, you think my old cow is as stupid as you, pretending to be dead is really pretending, I won't let you smash it. ”

Niu Struggle and the two discussed for a while, and felt that today's starting price would be raised by another grade, and people would like to try it, and the starting price of 1,000 yesterday was pitted by two old women.

In order to prevent being pitted by the old woman again, when they see a beautiful woman, they must first verify their bodies, check in advance whether they are wearing leather goods, and only carry out the next round after determining their bodies, otherwise, they are two old women who are old for a long time.

Niu struggled and the two reached a consensus, they chose the tenth greenhouse, the starting price of this greenhouse is 1,500 yuan, they entered the greenhouse, but did not find a beautiful woman to receive them.

"Ouch ho, why don't you even have a figure, are we a step early?"

The first two greenhouses have beautiful women to receive, although the second greenhouse is two old women, that is also someone to receive it, why is there no one in this greenhouse.

Niu Struggle and the two were about to leave the shed, but before they could exit, they saw two gorillas jump in.

"Hehe, Mr. Bull Head and Horse Face, welcome to you again, today is the two of us to receive you!"

"Ah, why are you two gorillas, you can speak Chinese, your accent is still like the Central Plains, you don't wear gorilla fur, you are two men in disguise. ”

Niu Struggle and the two were startled by these two gorillas, they quickly calmed down, and listened carefully to the two gorillas, and they found that the accents of the two gorillas were like the accents of the Central Plains, and they thought that the two gorillas were pretending to be humans.

"Hey, you humans look at us orangutans, so you humans are allowed to speak Chinese, and we orangutans can't speak Chinese, you don't know that Chinese is very popular now, the whole world is speaking Chinese, and we gorillas have learned to speak Chinese for work.

Mr. Niutou Ma Mian, we are originally gorillas in the Central Plains, what is so strange about us with the Central Plains accent, we can't forget our hometown, we must bring the accent of our hometown, and the hometown accent is unforgettable. ”

The two gorillas also asked the cows to struggle and pull their fur, and if they were wearing fake fur, there would be a place for the zipper, and as long as you can find the place for the zipper, we will admit that it was a fake.

Niu Struggle and the two of them tore at the fur of the two gorillas, and burned their fur, and the two big foxes grinned in pain.

"Mr. Bull Bull and Horse Face, did we lie to you, are we really gorillas?"

Niu struggled and the two didn't find a flaw, thinking that the two gorillas were real, so the two asked the two gorillas.

"Brother two, then, we are chasing you today, will we follow you after we catch up with you?"

Niu Struggle and the two felt a little embarrassed, if this was with the gorilla hehe, what kind of situation would it be, wouldn't it be even more ugly than with the two old women.

The two gorillas patted their chests and shouted: "Mr. Bull Bull and Horse Face, do you think you can catch up with us, of course not let you chase us, but let us chase you, when we catch up with you, we don't let you hehe, but let us hehe."

Mr. Bull Head and Horse Face, we still have to correct you, do you think we are old, although our age is kept secret, but we are still young, you must call us Gorilla Girl!"

The two gorillas roared at the cow and beat their chests, and the two of them were a little scared.

"Hehe, two orangutan girls, we can't catch up with you, can we have a request, after you catch up with us, leave that out to us?"

The two gorillas roared: "Mr. Bull Headed Horse Face, I'm sorry, this is the regulation in the weight loss center, we can't break the rules, we have to maintain the integrity of the regulations, you don't bother to talk about it, you hurry up and run, we are going to chase you." ”

The two gorillas were angry, and the two of them were still pleading.

"Two orangutan girls, we have another request, after we knock down the cucumber rack, we don't need cucumbers, can you reduce the price of this cucumber rack to five hundred." ”

The two orangutans roared angrily: "Mr. Bull Head and Horse Face, you will not have a chance to knock down the cucumber rack, only we have a chance to knock you down, our weight loss center stipulates that it is 1,000 yuan to knock you down once, so you should hurry up and run." ”