The five-day time will come soon, and it will be He Xiangdong's first review of the Spring Festival Gala, and their review specifications are higher than those that impact the Spring Festival Gala, and of course they are more stringent. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The Spring Festival Gala program is notoriously difficult to do, and each program needs at least several months of polishing, especially language programs, which must not only do a good job in terms of ideology, but also be very good in terms of entertainment, and there must be no controversy or criticism.

How hard it is.

The last one is the most difficult, it can't be criticized, there are thousands of people in this world, you know what people think, you say this is reasonable, people have to say that what you said is wrong, what can you do?

He Xiangdong said that what cross talk believes in is to say it to those you like, if you like it, I'll say, if you don't like it, please go away, I'm like this anyway, if you don't like it, you won't serve.

It's a pity that in the Spring Festival Gala, He Xiangdong's set didn't work, after returning from the hospital, He Xiangdong also had a lot of new ideas, and in just a few days, he really saved a new book.

There is a special language review team for the language category, and cross talk and sketches are not reviewed separately, they are all together.

The composition of the review team is also relatively complicated, there are leaders from the cultural department above, there are also leaders from the stage, there are also some old artists, professionals, and Gao Benhe, the current head of the cross talk industry, is also there, and he is the old man who thanked him.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo have already changed into coats, and they are waiting to go on the stage to talk about cross talk.

The shows have passed one by one, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo are both old actors, stage fright will not happen to them, and the stage of the Spring Festival Gala is no exception.

After waiting for a long time, it was finally He Xiangdong and Xue Guo's turn, and the two rolled up their sleeves and followed the staff to perform in the small conference room next door.

After entering, the conference room was very empty, and there were a few judges sitting in front of them, and these judges were smiling when they saw them, and they looked quite kind.

He Xiangdong remembered the review of the Spring Festival Gala that year, and the judges at that time were all with straight faces, as if the whole world owed them money, and now this group of people has a very good attitude.

In fact, it's relieved to think about it, there are all the actors who hit the Spring Festival Gala, and scaring people with a straight face is also part of the review, and if the psychological quality is not up to par, don't be ashamed.

But the group of people who received the invitation are all veteran actors, and they have extremely rich stage experience, so it's boring to be scary with a straight face, it's better to smile.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo bowed to several judges.

Gao Benhe is one of the people in charge of language programs, and he is the general person in charge of cross talk programs, he nodded to He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, with a little smile on his face, and said: "Okay, this is all known, don't talk nonsense, you can start performing directly." ”

If it is an ordinary cross talk actor, it will start to be serious, and he will start to talk about the things in his book.

But He Xiangdong is not used to this feeling, it looks like an exam, the judges said that you can start, and then read the book yourself, it always feels weird.

said that cross talk is chatting, who chatted so bluntly and with such a sense of ceremony, so He Xiangdong casually took Gao Benhe's words: "This is about to start the performance." ”

Xue Guo's kung fu had already been perfected, and he also took it: "Otherwise, you still want to be like that?"

He Xiangdong said: "I still want to dance live." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Yo, what else do you want to do?"

He Xiangdong stretched out his hands and said as a matter of course: "Of course not." ”

Xue Guo was speechless: "You don't, what do you say he is doing?"

He Xiangdong said: "Although I can't, I'm not proud at all. ”

Xue Guo opened his mouth and squirted: "Nonsense, are you proud?"

After shaking off the burden of welcoming the door, many judges reacted at this time, and they began to talk about cross talk.

A few judges hurriedly turned out the book handed in by He Xiangdong and compared it with the above sentences, and at a glance, it was completely different.

At that time, a few judges frowned, Gao Benhe quickly pressed his hand when he saw this, signaling them to be calm and not impatient, Gao Benhe was an insider after all, he knew what He Xiangdong was doing.

He Xiangdong shook out the burden of welcoming the door, and also led the words to the cross talk, which will be less blunt than directly talking about cross talk.

He Xiangdong continued: "Just now, it was just a little joke, come to the stage, no matter whether there are many people in the audience or how few people are doing it, we all have to introduce ourselves." ”

Xue Guo said: "I have to introduce it." ”

He Xiangdong said: "My name is He Xiangdong, and I am a cross talk actor. ”

Xue Guo nodded in response, "Yes, that's right." ”

He Xiangdong turned around and introduced Xue Guo: "This is my partner, the name doesn't matter." ”

Xue Guo was unhappy: "Eh, it doesn't matter why you come to me?"

He Xiangdong explained: "There is no need to introduce, this is all known, haven't we all seen these teachers in front of us, they all know each other." ”

This is He Xiangdong's consistent style of cross talk, he said that cross talk must be based on the audience in front of him, although his cross talk is going to be taken to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, but after all, the audience has not come yet, so he still catches it according to the few people in front of him.

Xue Guo took over and said, "Then you have to introduce yourself." ”

He Xiangdong responded: "Okay, let's formally introduce it, this is our Teacher Xue Guoxue." ”

Xue Guo said politely: "The teacher doesn't dare to be a teacher." ”

There are only about ten minutes for a language program in the Spring Festival Gala, and He Xiangdong can't use enough time to pave the way like he did in Xiangwen Club, he must quickly bring the audience closer.

He Xiangdong looked at Xue Guo and shook his head: "You're polite, you are a capable person." ”

Xue Guo was puzzled: "You have ability, how can you say this?"

He Xiangdong said: "If nothing else, your father is a capable person. ”

When it came to his father, the judges who were sitting frowned, and ethics were taboo.

Xue Guo still didn't understand: "Oh, how can my father be capable?"

He Xiangdong said: "Your father is a man of faith. ”

Xue Guo nodded: "Oh, my father is religious. ”

When it comes to faith, the judges can't sit still, this issue is too sensitive, not only the Spring Festival Gala, but even other slightly more formal occasions are not easy to say, how did they think of saying this?

Gao Benhe frowned, and hurriedly took the notebook He Xiangdong handed over and quickly browsed it.