In fact, the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala is like that to put it bluntly, it is a very typical mainstream cross talk, which is divided into two types, praise or satire. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He Xiangdong said cross talk, and he must also be in this box. Therefore, the cross talk here must require a high-minded theme, and it is not okay to pile up the burden of nonsense.

After listening to He Xiangdong's first few burdens, many people in the review team broke out in a cold sweat, and what He Xiangdong said was a little scary.

said Xue Guo's father with one mouth, they are really afraid that this is ethics, ethics is a big taboo in mainstream cross talk, and it is absolutely not allowed to say it.

He Xiangdong also talked about religious belief, which is too serious, and the state implements a policy of freedom of religious belief, but this issue is very sensitive.

It is not permissible to openly publicize or even persuade people to join the religion, but if you criticize any religion, it is easy to cause disputes, and even cause quite a lot of conflicts.

So these censors really don't understand what He Xiangdong is doing, and they even wonder if He Xiangdong is stupid, how can he hit these sensitive issues as much as possible, and he wants to be crazy?

He Xiangdong didn't care about that, he still continued to say cross talk according to his own suitable rhythm: "Yes, your father believes in God. ”

Xue Guo asked, "What god does my father believe in?"

He Xiangdong said loudly: "Confused Daxian." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "Where is this immortal?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, this is a sect, called the Confused Sect, there are many people who believe in it, and there are dogmas. ”

Xue Guo was really stunned: "And dogma?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Yes, but it seems to have been lost and can't be found." ”

Xue Guo slapped his thigh: "Okay, no wonder it's called Confused." ”

Xue Guo shook his head, stopped He Xiangdong, and said, "You, don't say it, I understand, what kind of mess are you." This is not allowed by the state, and there are so many people who still believe in it, you are a cult. ”

In the end, the word "cult" came out, and the censors sitting there finally understood what He Xiangdong was going to say, and he was going to satirize the cult.

The cross talk actor's book was specially reviewed, and they were reviewed on the spot, in order to avoid preconceived impressions, so they hadn't seen He Xiangdong's book, so they were taken aback.

Speaking of performance, He Xiangdong also reprimanded Xue Guo seriously: "What do you call this, what is a cult?"

Xue Guo said: "This is not a cult, there are only a few religions recognized by the state, and nothing else is legal." ”

He Xiangdong was unhappy: "No, your father's religion has idols." ”

Xue Guo said in disgust: "What do you care? Just that confused immortal? I know that it is not a serious immortal when I hear it." ”

The people on the review team laughed.

He Xiangdong said: "Seriously, your father even went to ask for a statue." ”

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "Huh?

He Xiangdong nodded and said: "That's right, your father's house is full of statues of gods, what wood carvings, what copper, what gold, there is a room full of them, and they can't get down, and now they can only squat on the balcony to admire." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand: "Hey, it's a bad thing." ”

He Xiangdong also said: "In fact, there is no need for this, the idol is a god in the hands of believers, and it is not called a god idol in the factory." ”

Xue Guo also held it and asked, "Don't you call?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's called work, that's what people say in the factory, Master Zhang, has that batch of work been done, no one said that the batch of statues has been done." ”

Xue Guo responded: "Yes, that's right. ”

He Xiangdong said again: "Send it to the store, this is called the goods, has the goods been delivered, that's what they say." Only when believers invite idols to their homes are called gods. ”

Xue Guo nodded: "That's right." ”

After listening to this short paragraph, Gao Benhe turned his head to the side to look at the faces of the people next to him, and sure enough, it was already cloudy. These two people are still inexperienced, there is nothing wrong with this, but it is easy to cause disputes.

He Xiangdong said: "But your father is different, your father respects the confused immortal very much, and he has to go to Jiangsu to invite the confused immortal statue back." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Why are you running so far, this great immortal's hometown is from Jiangsu?"

"Haha......" One of the judges laughed out loud.

He Xiangdong was also happy: "What are these words, how can the gods have a hometown." Your father is religious, he doesn't want the kind of gods that are mass-produced in factories, he wants to ask the best masters in Jiangsu to carve them by hand. ”

Only then did Xue Guo understand: "Oh, that's it." ”

He Xiangdong responded: "Yes, when your father returned to Beijing, he also bought a plane ticket for the confused Daxian. ”

Xue Guo's whole person was not good: "Huh?

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "That's right, your father respects it, and he still gives people a first-class cabin." ”

Xue Guo was speechless: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong gestured on his body: "Isn't it afraid of falling, your father also tied a seat belt to the idol." ”

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Yes, it's really meticulous." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Your father himself is sitting in business class. ”

Xue Guo frowned and asked suspiciously, "Why are you sitting so far away?" ”

He Xiangdong said: "Respect, how can you sit with the gods." ”

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Okay, this is really pious. ”

He Xiangdong gestured with his hand and said: "Please go home, the old man is three kowtows in the morning and dusk, and a furnace of incense in the morning and evening." ”

Xue Guo said: "It's so religious. ”

"Yes, I asked, I said...... This ......" He Xiangdong pointed to the statue with his hand, and then turned his head and pretended to be an old man and scolded with a straight face: "Stop." ”

"What are you doing here?" Xue Guo couldn't understand.

He Xiangdong looked like an old man with one hand behind his back, and scolded in an unkind tone: "This is a fairy, can you use your fingers?"

Xue Guo helped, "Then what should I do?" ”

He Xiangdong came to an arc with his mouth, his head raised, his mouth was raised, and his unlucky action made the judges sitting laugh out loud, you also said earlier how much respect and respect you have, and the result is like this.

Xue Guo was also speechless: "Okay, just take the mouth arch?"

He Xiangdong said: "Respect, I was just about to speak, but the old man stopped me." ”

Xue Guo asked, "What's the matter?"

He Xiangdong learned from the old man to speak: "Rinse your mouth and rinse your mouth, don't talk if you don't rinse your mouth." ”

Xue Guo was speechless: "It's so exquisite, my father has never been so particular in his life." ”

He Xiangdong made a gargling motion, raised his head and was very ungraceful, and then swallowed with a grunt.

Xue Guo was about to jump up: "Swallowed?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "You can't waste it." ”

The judges laughed.