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Martin was also very excited to watch it offstage, he didn't have much hope for these two people, and he had already made the worst plans, and he also lost money, at least erased the dissatisfaction in the audience's hearts, and now he is losing money, but at least it will not affect the future business.

It's just that what he didn't expect was that He Xiangdong and Xue Guo were so powerful, and they made the guests laugh in just a few words, and he was a lot more settled in his heart, as long as the guests were satisfied, then he could still do a good job in this business.

Some people are happy and some people are worried, Zhao Fenghua's face is very ugly, he doesn't like He Xiangdong's cross talk at all, what makes him even more annoyed is that the audience's response is actually not bad, he is waiting to see the joke, what's going on now?

Zhao Yuan and the others looked at He Xiangdong and Xue Guo a little blankly, everyone is a peer, although their level is not very good, but they can also distinguish the good from the bad, as soon as a few small burdens on the stage came out, they immediately felt that the level of the two people in front of them was not ordinary, and their eyes became different.

Xue Guo scolded on the stage: "Do you have a slippery child or not? Does this person follow the neighborhood?"

He Xiangdong apologized and said, "It's bald, you have to bear more." ”

Xue Guo said: "If you say that you are bald, you have to change it, and if you correct it, it's good." ”

He Xiangdong nodded: "Yes, the knowledge in this language is still very deep. ”

Xue Guo asked, "What kind of knowledge do you have?"

He Xiangdong slowly flattened down and said steadily: "That's a lot, such as changing imaginary characters into words, just like hello, have you eaten, where are you going, what are you doing, playing." These are. ”

Xue Guo asked again, "Then what would happen if there were no such imaginary words?"

He Xiangdong said: "This is not good. ”

Xue Guo said: "Then you can tell us two sentences." ”

"That's how it became. He Xiangdong shouted: "Eat, where to go, what are you doing, play." ”

"Huh......" Xue Guo shouted in a long voice.

The audience also smiled.

Although this burden is not too loud, it is a foreshadowing for what is going to be said next, this is to pave the mat steadily, and it must be paved enough, He Xiangdong: "This is the trick of language, right?"

Xue Guo nodded and agreed: "Yes, yes, yes, this is, is there anything else?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, of course." ”

Xue Guo became interested: "Oh, then you can give us another one." ”

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "It's okay, then I'll have another one, a daily conversation." ”

"That's good. ”

He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and said to the audience: "For example, one day Xue Guo came out of the pink-lit hair salon on the street......

"Woo ......" The audience began to heckle.

"Hey...... You wait. Xue Guo grabbed He Xiangdong and asked, "What am I doing there?"

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically: "What do you say, what can you do here?"

The audience smiled lewdly.

"No, I don't know where to go. Xue Guo was embarrassed.

He Xiangdong said disgustedly: "It's as if you haven't been there, Martin's daughter-in-law works there, you don't know." ”

Xue Guo showed a sudden expression and said with a smile: "Then I go often." ”

He Xiangdong was amused.

The audience laughed even more, Martin was too familiar with them, and they were still talking on it just now, and these two people actually made fun of him.

Martin was also watching from the audience, and he was still watching it with relish, but now when he heard this, he was directly stunned, he couldn't cry or laugh.

"Haha. This laughter came from Zhao Yuan, but as soon as he smiled, his uncle Zhao Fenghua's cold eyes came over, so frightened that he quickly stopped laughing, and only dared to watch secretly with his head down.

He Xiangdong saw that the effect was good, so he continued to rummage over the burden on stage, anyway, no matter what he said, Xue Guo could catch it: "Ho, you do this, does Martin know?"

Xue Guo's current state is also at its peak, and golden sentences are frequent: "Hey, it's okay, my sister-in-law is hospitable." ”

Well, daring to love this thing is also a dead hand to others.

He Xiangdong also said: "If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head." ”

As soon as the dialogue of "hahaha......" came out, the audience couldn't stop laughing, and they bent down one by one.

Now the audience really likes the performances of the two, and the atmosphere is not good. They were willing to buy tickets before, but in fact, they were just looking to meet the stars, not how much they liked Zhao Fenghua or how much they liked his cross talk.

Now many viewers think that He Xiangdong's cross talk is much more interesting than Zhao Fenghua's. They don't spend a penny, they have free tea to drink, and they can see such a fun cross talk, which is cheap.

Martin touched his face, and then looked at the audience who reacted strongly, he didn't care at all that He Xiangdong and Xue Guo made fun of himself, what he was thinking about now was whether he had lost his deal, he knew that they were so powerful, why did he lose money?

Zhao Fenghua's face became more and more ugly.

He Xiangdong said solemnly: "Don't make trouble, let's have a serious conversation." Xue Guo. ”

"Hey. ”

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going for a walk. ”

"I'll go to my house when you have time. ”

"Okay. ”

After the dialogue was completed, He Xiangdong said to the audience: "Do you see the pattern, my voice should be a little higher, because I am the initiator of the question, so I have to be louder and more enthusiastic." Xue Guo was the one who answered, and his voice was a little quieter and more modest. ”

Xue Guo asked, "Can't this be the other way around?"

He Xiangdong: "It's not like that. ”

Xue Guo said: "Then you come to us, let us see." ”

He Xiangdong suppressed his voice and said, "Xue Guo." ”

Xue Guo shouted, "Hey. ”

……

The two had another conversation, and Xue Guo's voice was obviously much louder, so the fun came out, and the audience liked to watch it.

After the conversation, He Xiangdong began to get into work: "The knowledge in this language is great, not only our Chinese, but also foreign languages, our Chinese dialect is reasonable, and foreign dialect is interceding." ”

Xue Guo asked, "Oh, yes." ”

In fact, the first talk they want to talk about is "Learning Foreign Languages", which is also a traditional old joke, but He Xiangdong has changed a bit big, and the change is more vivid and interesting, and it has been performed several times in the garden of Xiangwen Society, and the effect is very good.

To be honest, traditional cross talk in the true sense is dead, outdated, and derailed from modern society. Of course, this is not to say that traditional cross talk has no value at all, what He Xiangdong is talking about now is the improved traditional cross talk, which can be said to be a sublimation of the most primitive traditional cross talk, making it more suitable for the taste of the current audience.

He Xiangdong said: "Now our country is also in line with the world, and the country also advocates that we learn more foreign languages, so that we can communicate with foreign friends after learning." ”

Xue Guo also nodded: "Yes, that's right." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "There are many kinds of foreign languages, including Japanese, French, Spanish, and English, and English is the best you can learn. ”

Xue Guo also held it and said, "If you can't talk about it, you will be a little." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said: "Hehehe, you are modest, you can translate it directly for us when you look at the British yellow plate." ”

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

Xue Guo was anxious, waved his hand and explained: "What is British, it is obviously American." (To be continued.) )